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Jokes EtcRe: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 5:44pm On Apr 15, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
because the parrot can only say "everything it hears"
Jokes EtcRe: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 5:34pm On Apr 15, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
the parrot can't hear anything
Jokes EtcRe: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 8:24am On Apr 10, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
snow flakes
Jokes EtcRe: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 8:20am On Apr 10, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
An umbrella
Jokes EtcRe: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 7:28am On Apr 05, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
A Fence
Jokes EtcRe: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 6:36am On Apr 04, 2020
Fence
Jokes EtcRe: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 9:20am On Apr 03, 2020
Whoa,been a while am coming in hot people cool
Jokes EtcRe: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 9:19am On Apr 03, 2020
winkam back
Jokes EtcRe: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 9:41pm On Dec 12, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him? undecided
to know how long he slept

Am back
EducationRe: Waec Gce And Neco Gce Free Exam Expo by acegodstime(m): 5:56pm On Nov 18, 2019
08165296331
Jokes EtcRe: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 4:37pm On Nov 09, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


A man was shot while in his car. The person who shot him was outside of the car.
However, the windows of the car were up and the doors locked; Yet no bullet holes on the car.

How is this possible? undecided
a photographer shot him
Jokes EtcRe: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 6:38pm On Nov 07, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What is the difference between a watchmaker and a jailor? undecided
one makes watch,one watches prisoners
Jokes EtcRe: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 10:07pm On Nov 05, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


A special tree;
Possesses heads and bodies

How is this possible? undecided
its a special one
Jokes EtcRe: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 7:31pm On Nov 05, 2019
hulk616:
check my answers grin
explain
Jokes EtcRe: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 7:29pm On Nov 05, 2019
Blackspider:
Riddle me this,

What ends with W but has no end?

What can you touch with your left hand but can't with your right hand?

If black is a colour and white is also a colour, why is black and white TV not called a coloured TV?


Have fun grin grin grin
to the last question lemme explain..

according to science � precisely physics a spectrum of light contains seven colors ROYGBIV..when this light falls on an object the color that objects appears its the color the that wasn't absorbed by the object

for example a red shirt appears red because the shirt absorbed all the other colors except red which is now reflected back....

now to why white is not a color.....and object appears white if the object reflects all the seven colors....and appears black if it absorbs all seven colors....

I hope you get my point � ....
Jokes EtcRe: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 4:08pm On Nov 05, 2019
[quote author=pu7pl3 post=83764908]oya na answer them...
And yes,I'm the best
yea
Jokes EtcRe: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 3:21pm On Nov 05, 2019
hulk616:
i m not doing the same thing angry
yes of course his own was even better...at least it could be answered
Jokes EtcRe: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 1:12pm On Nov 05, 2019
hulk616:
grin grin too hard for you
yes ✅oo
Jokes EtcRe: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 1:09pm On Nov 05, 2019
acegodstime:
am here oo
I was having some issues but it's all sorted out
Jokes EtcRe: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 1:09pm On Nov 05, 2019
hulk616:
RIDDLE ME THESE!

1. Given time, i can do all things, who am i? grin
2. I am a situation commonly found somewhere that ends with S, I bring money to few people and delays many people, who am i? grin
3. People call me mindless but i m smarter than than, who am i? grin

someone will complain now undecided
so confusing

abeg leave the riddles to bankygee
Jokes EtcRe: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 1:07pm On Nov 05, 2019
BankyGee:
Aden777, Ayanfe29, ellahzy, acegodstime. WHERE una dey? huh
am here oo
Jokes EtcRe: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 9:27pm On Oct 23, 2019
BankyGee:
Why did you change your answer bro. Be confident, it helps cool
I had a rethink so... I changed it
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Jokes, Try Not To Laugh � by acegodstime(m): 9:19pm On Oct 23, 2019
Mclabalaba:
You Ladies that Normally watch�Korean, Philippians or Indian Movie and see a lady in an angry mood slaps her man and the man tries to kiss her to cool her brain down........
Because of that..... you went and slap ur Nigerian boyfriend who has not eaten since last night.....
Wait Am coming �������
Let me go and price wheel chair for you



When you block a slap from your mum ��
Just get ready to explain to the entire family why you want to kill her ���



Dat awkward moment wen ur Dad scolds u on Whatsapp for being careless and threatens not to pay ur fees, and u wanted to write "sori" den auto correct spelling changed it to "story".☹�
My brother, Jesus said" *it is finished* "�



You follow Davido dey sing 30billion for the
account, but u dey owe MTN. Chai! My
brother bow down ur head and say after me.
My father my father, anybody frying akara on
top my destiny, die by fire.
#lwkmd ������#



I thought I have seen it all until I saw her eating eba with hand glove..choi!!!
Nobody,I repeat nobody should hold me let me just faint.



My roommate just came back with his babe today, now they have been here staring at me for the past 6hours���� they think I'll go outside to give them privacy���
Ah! i cannot support evil���

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Jokes EtcRe: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 9:11pm On Oct 23, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What do you get when you cross a river, a lake, a pond and a stream? undecided
wet
Jokes EtcRe: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 4:27pm On Oct 23, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

What do one plate say to another plate? undecided
food on me
Jokes EtcRe: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 8:21pm On Oct 22, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

What do one plate say to another plate? undecided
nothing
Jokes EtcRe: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 9:35am On Oct 22, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What did the apple say to the banana? undecided
I am the name and you are the game
Jokes EtcRe: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 8:30pm On Oct 20, 2019
Aden777:
It will end in a tie. . . . Please gimme a title already.
what title
Jokes EtcRe: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 8:29pm On Oct 20, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


If two collars had a race, how would it end? undecided
it will end in a � tie
Jokes EtcRe: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m):
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What was Bob the builder called after he retired? undecided
Bob
Jokes EtcRe: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 8:46pm On Oct 19, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

What was Bob the builder called after he retired? undecided
hmm
Jokes EtcRe: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 10:48pm On Oct 15, 2019
[quote][/quote]grin[color=#000000][/color][quote author=BankyGee post=83128047]LAUGH TILL U BELLE FULL
- Ewoooo ooooooo!!!!
Have you heard!!??
I said have you heard it? huh
Ehn, me too I av not heard let us goan hear together.
- You will never know you have Kung Fu skills until a lizard enters your cloth. Ko funny
- I paid 300k to enter aeroplane and you say I should come down. # WeDieHere
- If not that my doctor said I should trek at least 999km daily, what is in aeroplane that I cannot buy.
- That moment when you put #10 inside your church offering bag and when you looked back you saw your crush...
- You will never know that you can commit suicide unknowingly until you lick a yoruba woman's stew without drinking 42 litres of water..... Mortuary straight up
- No matter how smart you are, Aba boys go still knack you.. Experience is the best teacher.
- Ehn, because you are using MTN that is why your teeth is yellow abi .. #issokay
- Wait o, how did all d animals know where the zoo is?
- You won try , yesterday I trek sotay my spirit leave me enter keke.. Since yesterday I have been spiritless.
- You will think u know maths until a bus conductor tells you to take #50 and give him #100 grin grin

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