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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:53pm On Apr 12, 2020
OdefaGirl:


Amen and thank you....BankyGee.... God bless you..
Amen queen kiss
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:57pm On Apr 12, 2020
ABCthings:
Happy Easter Bro! Corona must die by fire!
Aaaammeeen!

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by ignis: 9:59pm On Apr 12, 2020
BankyGee:
BankyGee is feeling cool grateful with - pu7pl3, Nekr0N, Nayo08, Ayanfe29, wizi44, PrincessB1, acegodstime, theenchanter, StarLord112, ogasmallie, daddytime, Centino, topher052, gly, Nicklaus619, ABCThings, purity23, Ann2012, greatmetoogood, extremelygolden, statistics1, Slawormir, TheKingIsHere, Minemyrs, hulk616, Twenty47, Raydos, Silver1996, Odefagirl, Oby09, HerCuteness, ZoeyJ, ghettokid1, emeijeh, crobo, CokeBar, ignis, nani667, phr0nesis, Nickshrapnel, RuneKingThor, mealdred and 2,451,783 Nairalanders.




























May the joy and glory of the resurrection of Christ abide with us all, now and forever. Amen.


Happy Easter!


Thanks and God bless you abundantly.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:05pm On Apr 12, 2020
ignis:


Thanks and God bless you abundantly.
Big amen to that queen cool
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:10pm On Apr 12, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- It's murder. If it was suicide, the recording wouldn't have stopped after the gunshot.

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
StarLord112
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:14pm On Apr 12, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
I am not clothes but I cover your body.
The more you use me, the thinner I become.

What am I? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 11:14pm On Apr 12, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
soap

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:25am On Apr 13, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Soap/cream

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by phr0nesis(m): 1:01pm On Apr 13, 2020
BankyGee:
BankyGee is feeling cool grateful with - pu7pl3, Nekr0N, Nayo08, Ayanfe29, wizi44, PrincessB1, acegodstime, theenchanter, StarLord112, ogasmallie, daddytime, Centino, topher052, gly, Nicklaus619, ABCThings, purity23, Ann2012, greatmetoogood, extremelygolden, statistics1, Slawormir, TheKingIsHere, Minemyrs, hulk616, Twenty47, Raydos, Silver1996, Odefagirl, Oby09, HerCuteness, ZoeyJ, ghettokid1, emeijeh, crobo, CokeBar, ignis, nani667, phr0nesis, Nickshrapnel, RuneKingThor, mealdred and 2,451,783 Nairalanders.




























May the joy and glory of the resurrection of Christ abide with us all, now and forever. Amen.


Happy Easter!
Happy Easter Bro

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by walterterri555(m): 1:08pm On Apr 13, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Soap

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by HerCuteness(f): 4:06pm On Apr 13, 2020
BankyGee:
BankyGee is feeling cool grateful with - pu7pl3, Nekr0N, Nayo08, Ayanfe29, wizi44, PrincessB1, acegodstime, theenchanter, StarLord112, ogasmallie, daddytime, Centino, topher052, gly, Nicklaus619, ABCThings, purity23, Ann2012, greatmetoogood, extremelygolden, statistics1, Slawormir, TheKingIsHere, Minemyrs, hulk616, Twenty47, Raydos, Silver1996, Odefagirl, Oby09, HerCuteness, ZoeyJ, ghettokid1, emeijeh, crobo, CokeBar, ignis, nani667, phr0nesis, Nickshrapnel, RuneKingThor, mealdred and 2,451,783 Nairalanders.




























May the joy and glory of the resurrection of Christ abide with us all, now and forever. Amen.


Happy Easter!
Thanks loads. same to you

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 4:37pm On Apr 13, 2020
HerCuteness:
Thanks loads. same to you
Wow... Long time bae! Hope you're fine? Happy birthday in arrears. Sorry I missed your birthday. I was thinking it was April, didn't remember 'twas March, forgive me for that smiley
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 5:58pm On Apr 13, 2020
BankyGee:
BankyGee is feeling cool grateful with - pu7pl3, Nekr0N, Nayo08, Ayanfe29, wizi44, PrincessB1, acegodstime, theenchanter, StarLord112, ogasmallie, daddytime, Centino, topher052, gly, Nicklaus619, ABCThings, purity23, Ann2012, greatmetoogood, extremelygolden, statistics1, Slawormir, TheKingIsHere, Minemyrs, hulk616, Twenty47, Raydos, Silver1996, Odefagirl, Oby09, HerCuteness, ZoeyJ, ghettokid1, emeijeh, crobo, CokeBar, ignis, nani667, phr0nesis, Nickshrapnel, RuneKingThor, mealdred and 2,451,783 Nairalanders.


May the joy and glory of the resurrection of Christ abide with us all, now and forever. Amen.


Happy Easter!

amen thanks bro I wish you the best of it

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 5:58pm On Apr 13, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

cream

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:35pm On Apr 13, 2020
Nayo08:

amen thanks bro I wish you the best of it
Thanks cool
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 6:56pm On Apr 13, 2020
BankyGee:

Thanks cool


you're welcome bruv cool

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:45pm On Apr 13, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- Soap
- Cream

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
wizi44!
pu7pl3!
walterterri555!
Nayo08!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:54pm On Apr 13, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said,"Parrot repeats everything it hears".

Davey bought the parrots and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot.

How can this be? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 8:57pm On Apr 13, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
the parrot is deaf

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by loiusdthird(m): 9:05pm On Apr 13, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
deaf parrot

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by HerCuteness(f): 9:05pm On Apr 13, 2020
BankyGee:

Wow... Long time bae! Hope you're fine? Happy birthday in arrears. Sorry I missed your birthday. I was thinking it was April, didn't remember 'twas March, forgive me for that smiley
Oh worries, thanks tons. Hope you're good, Buhari extended lockdown so ruined my mood apparently

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:12pm On Apr 13, 2020
HerCuteness:
Oh worries, thanks tons. Hope you're good, Buhari extended lockdown so ruined my mood apparently
Sorry about that, it's for our safety. The 2 weeks will be gone in a flash. Please just stay safe, Okay? smiley
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:34pm On Apr 13, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Parrot is deaf so it hears silence

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by HerCuteness(f): 11:22pm On Apr 13, 2020
BankyGee:

Sorry about that, it's for our safety. The 2 weeks will be gone in a flash. Please just stay safe, Okay? smiley
I will try. Thanks and you too

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by walterterri555(m): 2:41am On Apr 14, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

The parot is deaf

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:47am On Apr 14, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

the parrot is probably deaf

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by MASTERKRIS: 11:00am On Apr 14, 2020
Av been following this thread since, I would like to contribute too, once in a while, greetings to you all

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 1:15pm On Apr 14, 2020
MASTERKRIS:
Av been following this thread since, I would like to contribute too, once in a while, greetings to you all

welcome bro you're free to contribute we're happy to have you with us cool wink

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 5:34pm On Apr 15, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
the parrot can't hear anything

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 5:44pm On Apr 15, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
because the parrot can only say "everything it hears"

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by walterterri555(m): 7:49am On Apr 18, 2020
BankyGee where you dey nah?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:33pm On Apr 23, 2020
walterterri555:
BankyGee where you dey nah?
I am alive bro grin
Nah sickness embarassed hold me down, but I'm good now. Thanks for asking smiley

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