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Lol Mehn That Old Boyfriend Really got dissed. Haba na 3 Inches the guy get fa

penny01502:
you always do this anytime you are high on drugs, are you high again?

mmmm my friend I am currently high. Don't forget to tell u mama to keep the best weed available.

100Cents:
Haha, that was in 2008.

O boy, I am not sure you people will understand what 2 hour marathon means, twice a day..

my guy I know exactly what you mean.

E be like something dey do that Otueke fisherman for head ohh. Guys dey mod like fly him dey introduce New 100 box??Hian. E be like na just politics this mofo just care about,people wey dey die no even worry am,with this unserious attitude of his na only PDP magic go win am Dis election.

kendrick93:
dude my stamina is alryt.. but sometimes too much of everytin is bad

bros first time I banged my lady I didn't last up to 4 minutes. I felt Sooo bad. but just before sleep kicked in,I Asked her to get herself back and ride my cock again. she rode till she came. and I didn't have any problems keeping up. I later found out that after Ur first release,it takes some time before your dick gets its sensitivity back.

kendrick93:
hmm..it will be hard to leave her cos she's one hell of a hottie... i just need her to tone down her urge a little

then you have to work hard on building Ur stamina. I don't mind banging my lady for a whole night.

well my G.f is One hell of a sex addict too. it is not easy but u should let her know she is stressing u out. give her the best u can and if she persists ignore her

PrettyClare7:
you must be really tough.

Well coming from a rugged ghetto has its advantages. I just got there and it was LIFE GOES ON.

Ikengawo:
amazing! IF THATS THE CASE I WILL VOTE FOR BUHARI. fool

Thank you Wise One.

Cutehector4u:
mehn it was really terrible.... But u knw, we dont find such kind of punishments existing in schools of nowadays....nd dat is why kids r becomin smth else.... Nowadays , modern mothers harrass teachers who disciplin dr kids in school.. Which is so not right.... Spare the rod, spoil d child

exactly. I plan on making my mom send my younger brother to a boarding school.

Cutehector4u:
lol also wont forget punishments givn to students by naval men such as lyn down insyd a gutter.....i mean lyn down flat.... Or rollin on a ground dats filled with amoeba ..all dose green green thing... Or lyn down insyd a public toilet....gosh.. It was a hellhole

haaa my guy Was caught washing in front of the toilets. He was made to roll inside that horrible place. Kai!!! He smelt terrible for days.

PrettyClare7:
in my sec. Sch. Flogging a fellow student is a punishable offence even if your the senior prefect. All you need to do is report the person that flogged you.

looool in my school it was a sport. Flogging boys was like playing football. Some guys derived Pleasure from seeing boys scream and writh in pains. But I was one hell of a though guy,I never gave them the pleasure of seeing me cry.

Cutehector4u:
lol d sad thing is dat these horrible acts are not found in schools of nowadays.....so much ajebo children..even one can faint on receivin one stroke.... My school den was nigerian navy secondary school borokiri....a military school.... U can imajin d kind of punishments ....i dnt need to remind u..

it was fun sha. I remember running back home to beg my father to remove me from that school Command Secondary school Kaduna. My dad just sent me back ohh.

Ikengawo:
SO BECAUSE SHE CAN DRINK KUNU AND DO MAKEUPS THE REST OF USE SHOULD GIVE THE COUNTRY TO HER DETERIORATING HUSBAND WHEN HE PASSES IN OFFICE WILL SHE KIDNAP THE COUNTRY LIKE HER TUARI YAR ADUA WHO WAS 'SCHOOLED' IN THE SAME USELESS TRADITIONS AND CULTURES?! Chie!

and guess what? She won't make bloody blunders like madam P

PrettyClare7:
hahahahahahahaha that your hostel prefect must be possessed by the spirit of cane.

Mehn that guy flogged us at any chance he gets. he Is the perfect example of An Opportunistic Sadist. that guy Was the devil's Student.

Mehn the worst punishment na when one Bascard senior flog me 150 strokes for my nyash sake of say him give me him clothes make I wash I loss am. and the funny thing be say na the mofo come secretly thief d clothe from where I dry am. him make me pay 3 grand apart from that 150 strokes with fresh bitter leaf sticks. that week no funny I no fit to sit down at all.

Cutehector4u:
Was called in frnt of my commandant office nd was flogged 30good strokes ..... Durinp prep time....

lmao Dis guy 30 strokes was just warm up for Us. there was this very sadistic senior we had for Hostel prefect named Ali Boss him die sha and true to God all of us for hostel jubilate. that guy wicked in one day each and every one of us They receive up to 60. in the morning 10 if we wake up late,10 if we no clean hostel quick,10 if we no baf quick even if water no dey,10 if we o go classes early,10 if we no go dining early and 10 if we no sleep early.

beeznitfizo:

a)Drank beer till i got broke wt my first pocket money.
b)Was a crested guy man b4 gaining admisn so wn others came wt their parents 2 matric eating rice n mineral, d older students stared wt awe as i popped Elliot n shared Phillies Cigars @ mine. Got my nickname dat day.
c)Paid my first school fees wt flex(counterfeit currency) wc i mixed wt d real notes. Bursted flex lk shit on shops n suya joints and collectn change afterwards
d)Produced fake departmental stamps,HOD stamps,course reg stamps etc, wc we used bc we just couldnt queue n tolerate our Faculty Officer's n HOD's shakara n we charged other students 4 usage



Was fun though. God 4giv me 4 all those tyns i did in my fresher years.

Mehn u was really Bahdt

icekidgodfrey:
Student that spend extra years at home either being delayed by jamb or waec tend to be wiser, & don't make as much mistakes as the ones that jump in directly from secondary schools.

true talk. me graduate 2012 from boarding school. I just dey see ridiculous things for here,how I go begin carry file or run just so make I no late? how person go even laminate him time table or even write name for him Tins? choi people wen no do boarding school dey suffer ohh.

Rosarie:
we gø tru some tingz so our kids dnt go tru same.ur story is vry touchng

thanks. I hope and pray I become a better Father to my children.

I just recieved this message
UTME# jamb_number. You are qualified for admission into Federal Universities E-Learning Program to study ECONOMICS. Please does anyone knows what this means?

well give us the sign up link

Be proud of your self man. be proud of who you are,be proud of your roots,be proud of you Skin

in Gekko Moriah's voice KISHISHISHISHISHISHISHISHI. WHERE ABU

loooooong story abeg o.p who be Daddy Xmas?

papered

o.p first of all this is Africa,where tradition holds sway in our every day actions. 50% of kids from a strict home get pregnant or do drugs for the boys because,when a child grows up locked and kept watch over at almost every second,he grows up longing to know why his parents always put a pinch on him. once he gets his little space,he tries his best to enjoy his moment while it lasts. and the girls due to inexperience, give out free meals of them selves and ultimately without the street smarts to know how to handle them selves they land a nine month Assignment.

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I am a Chelsea fan but I'll say Sanchez is better. he just got to the EPL and he is already doing good. Hazard is phenomenal but he is stingy

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