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boxbonnie: This has got ♏e LMAO...its educating though, now here is mine:
Two mothers and two daughters cooked a meal each(seprately)! @ d end of d day three seprate meals was served.. How is dat possible?

I was there when it happen! one of them cook the worst meal so.we have to reject it albi ni tio

Or,
two mothers cook rice unkwonly while the two daughters cook stew and ofeakwu(palmnut stew)

infact the ans had!

i can!
if...
"na iga akwusi ikponyere m aja na garri".

my best thread for the week

f i o: whatever, mr johnson owns the banana, if their is an agreement between them, then such agreement is made on leaves alone not fruit. But if their is none it still belong to mr johnson because mr david should have sued mr johnson for messing the compound.

that question had no be small!
but mr Johnson suppose to share that bunch of banana to mr David who looks after the friuts

Or
If mr David want to aviod problem...let him conner the banana by the night.

Todaynatoday: Three young guys register at
a hotel and are told that
their rooms will cost N1000
each so they pay N3000.
Later the clerk realizes that
he made a mistake and
should have only charged
them N2500. He gives a
bellboy N500 to return to
them but the bellboy is
dishonest and gives them
each only N100, keeping N200
for himself. So the men
actually spent N2700 and the
bellboy kept N200. What
happened to the remaining 300 naira?

the bellboy give them N100 each and keep N200,so the three boys spend N2800 not N2700.

bad boy!

almaliki: Just remembered another question....if a fast moving sports car and a bowling ball fell off a 100ft cliff at the same time, which would hit the ground first?

car because of weight

Kslib: There were 4 boys,4 girls and 4 old women sitting in a room. Later they were joined by 4 old men. After watching the movie,they all went to the kitchen and left nobody in the room,somebody was still there even though nobody was in the room.. my question is....
1... How many people were in the room when the 4 boys,4 girls,4 old women and 4 old men were in the kitchen?

Maybe they forgot to eject the DVD so the part 2 start to show.

smh sombody is talking in that room

or
did they have AKI and PAWPAW with them?

[quote author=2ru-talk]Which South East? or are they talking about middle East? Nawaooh, why look for the living in the midst of the dead. Why not focus on the den of terrorism (North) instead of disturbing the peace of my pple.[/quote]my bother I wonder o!
which south east are they talking about?
must be north east though!

Umartins1: Boss : There are 50 bricks on an airplane. If u drop
1 outside. How many are left?

Article : That's easy, 49.

Boss : What are the three steps to put an elephant
into a fridge?

Article : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close
the fridge

Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Article : Open the fridge. Takethe elephant out. Put
the deer in. Close the fridge.

Boss : It's lion's birthday, all animals are there
except one, why?

Article: Because the deer is in the fridge.

Boss : How does an old woman cross a pool filled
with crocodiles?

Article : She just crosses it because the crocodiles
are at the lion's birthday

Boss : Last question. In the end the old lady still
died. Why?

Article : Er....I guess she drowned....err. ...

Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the airplane.That’s the problem, you are not focused on your job....You may leave now!!!

na wa O!

Plane get widows?

dlex21: nice thread guys...i so love asking as well as answering questions on brain teasers...so here is mine:

A woman shoots her husband, holds him under water for 5mins and then hangs him...after 15mins, they both go out for dinner...how is this possible

na im spirit she go.dine with.
is not possible

Kslib: why can you never have your sex without your ex?

we're sarching for S to complete the word SEX

meritdee: You were sent to a stream to fetch 7 litres quantity of water. As u were leaving, u were given a 5 litre keg and 8 littre keg. How would you get the exact 7 litres of water?

throw away the 5litres keg and guage the 8 liter keg to have 7litres

Or,
kindly fetch the first 5 litres keg and tell the person that send that u cannot carry 2 kegs of water at a go.lol

...the only brain in GEJ's cabinet? ,I've not notice any 'special trait or brainy' on what Sanusi is doing___the mallam is more of brainless than the president who is brain-death.
The pink size or tom and jerry size of el'rufai is always trying to advertise his ignorances on twitter and the print media.

Achozirim ime ihe di m n'obi maka Adabekee ugbu a,
Ify na blackpikini chenu aka ghoro mgbo!


Maria ke ije,ijiziri nno oyi too much these days,why?
Agwara m gi na Torch adiro realiable...ke ife i ga eme kitaa?

ekele m unu o!

Why did the guy on the ground shouting ? or did the ATM machine made a mistake by despensing quantities of coins?

Mehn this cartoon gan o!

We would've been an industralized nation if not because of the civil war of 1967.

Biafran brain!

INNO18: Ndi beanyi da'alu ni ooo. Afam bu Innocent Chukwunonso Okonkwo, abum onye Osumenyi na Nnewi south lokal government na Anambra state. Mana muna ndi bem bina sokoto. Mana anyi na'akwado e kwapu na obodo'a.

INNO18
Nwannaa meenu ngwa ngwa ka unu mehara odachi.Chukwu chekwa unu na ndiigbo ndi ozo bi na ugwu awusa.
Ndi Anambra ekele m unu oo!
Umuiigbo nile udo diri unu!!

Abu m onye Ebonyi steti

adiahaobong: Obong owo kpong ikom mbakara kanga, mo dung ke obio owo isua itiaita, nkwe ebiet eke nwetde iko obio mmi, ekpedi ame nnyene ima ono uneghe ye nte mmo ewetde mkpo ke efak mmo, mbok ete ka do... Esit enem mmi eti eti, okposukedi idighe kpukpuru owo mmi ewet eti nkpo, imebuana nkpo kiet, oro edi usem, owo ama ewet nkpo, afo umagha, nnam enye odiongo ke iko obio nnyin, kpong ikom mbakara yak, mmenim nte kpukpuru owo mmi efiok ikom mbakara, ku udi udi kpep nnyin usem. Sosongo, Oyo bab obio, uwe, kongkongkong ukpabio! iyayo,! Akwa Ibom Isongo, Iya!, Eket Idiodiongooo, Anang Mma!, Akpakib Oro, Kpukpuru owo eke esemde usem emi, mmokom mbufooo! Etie ke Ima..

speaking in tongue
aka abrakatabra.kpom

@Ify

Ogoli nuuo di na abuo omara nke ka mma,imarago ihe m na Adabekee na akpa na nzuzo

So,kedu ka isiri mara uche onye eji na ala(Adabekee)?

ga juo adabekee ajuju ka owuo gi na ala

Beside,akarigo m "notice me"

Antivirus92: lol @ black pikin. Nwanne jisie ike na hope di.

kedu ka hope ga esi adiri onye na apa egbe...ufodu si na onama conductor n'otu Onicha
Imagine!

Adabekee my choko babe,how level nah?___better use all this advice ur gettin to seal-up our swty looooveee

Umuigbo gadi ndu rie aku-na-uba ha....iseeeeee

I support the editor of the said magazine,is it by force for muslims to read the newspapper?

animals in human skin

otele: Achi I've told you many times, Mara ihe I ga eme this your akwukwu(epilepsy)
Akwukwu na adogbu gi, gi si na o wu love ga now hukwa doctor Anya.

otele nwanna oburo udi akwukwu ahu ichere.nke a bu 'emotional vibration' nke a aburo ihe ndi dokinta ga agwuo

Amam onye ga agwuo the thing.

I wonder which language this man is talking about as if language is our problem.Am happy to see this man always regret his action(s) for bringing us down to this hellhole country we found ourselvies today.

How can we have a national language when we don't have a nation?
Among the three major languages we have "Igbo,Hausa and yorubas",which one are.they going pick as a national language?(let Gowon answers)

*Thank God in Biafra we have a national language 'Uto asusu igbo'*

ITbomb: Do this people understand the mess that they have put Nigeria into?
Do they think patriotism is to 'procure and distribute massive numbers of the
Nigerian flag to Nigerians'.
When the citizens are patriotic and proud of their nation , they are the ones to procure those flag , paint all around them with national colors.
But here we see jobbers wearing customized polo n playing sycophancy .

Gbam---so.so on point brother,it is left for us to procure those flags and even lay our life before our country(if only we have one)

NRI PRIEST: Chai; Achi nwa mama,anulum akwa alili gi. Some chics can be heartless! Mgbe ufodu, fa ejee na acho ife na acholo fa...The asa anugo na "blackpikkin" no na "special forces" ndi mba yanks . Ify na onwie eholugo ntutu taa si nia ama nkwe ka I kpolu the nwada. Ify na aghanyelu gi aja na garri! Nwanne,wetuo obi maka ife di oyi ga emesia di oku...infact,obulu na m nweta blackpikkin achoo ya achoo.

Nwanne mmadu ekelekwa m gi o! maka your concern.

Mana eziokwu na "blackpikini" sozi ndi USmarine akwa mgbo na mba Afganistan? chai! ebele nwa-amadi ahu na emezi m,before u know it ha atudata ya na northern naija ka o bia jidewa ndi boko haram
Ify achoro m ka idigodu neutral na this game,ka ifu ife ga eme here!

Adabekee inugonu na blackpikini bu "onye uweoji"(achoro m ima obodo owu)

umuigbo anyi karaaka!

adabeke12: Lol. I na tu mu ochi nno. Anya m huru de way I ne me toasting eba. Mm na tu ashi?

Chai!
Your absence na eme odika m oji idea e toast some new umuasa maka na agahi m anonu-nkiti umuasa ana-agafe m n'iru(i can't stay idle and watch those pretty ones pass me by)
Agam na emehari onu, mana ebe ibiagoro 'I will thread with careful'.

kedu ife ikuru?

adabeke12: Dede achi, I ji to much na aka. So amam dat I nwere time for moi

Nekwanu m anya!,kedu onye gwara gi na m ji nwanyi?,I've told you not to take many stories here as fact or too serious.nairalanders.
So,ejiro m too much na aka,ihe ima bu ka m nye ihe otu esiri choo ya(satisfactry olu + ife ya na ya soo)I hope you catch my drift?

love gi na eme na anya ka onye sere ahiaha(igbo)

Adabekee my shopright,infact the only ONE!
Am not sounding a warning or being too aggresive but O maka echi because my type adirokwa n'afia____'think about it'
But if u wish to turn the hand of time(that's anticlockwise) nsogbu adiro atall but mara na love gi ka na 'ama.m ahu jijijijijiji' dis no be laffin matter O

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