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Mavin Records founder, Don Jazzy was pictured at the Lagos office of Africa’s richest female blogger, Linda Ikeji as fans have continued to pressure both parties into dating.

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According to JAMB, the process of reprinting the 2017 UTME Exam Slip is officially expected to be released today.

We are just as excited as you, to know when the reprinting will be enabled. We will use this thread to continue monitoring the JAMB Portal, until anyone has useful information on how he/she successfully reprinted his/her exam slip.

Please keep visiting this thread from time to time to check comments, and see if anyone reports that the process has started.

If you are ever successful at reprinting your slip, please do let us as a comment on this page, so that others can reprint theirs.
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Minister of Transport, Rotimi Amaechi who was the APC Presidential campaign manager for the 2015 general election, says Nigerians owe him a lot for working tirelessly as the party campaign manager to bring them out of a corrupt government.

In a recent interview with Channels, Amaechi said Nigerians were tired of the past government.

"Nigerians wanted change. The level of corruption was very high so Nigerians wanted to contribute to remove that government. I believe that Nigerians owe me alot. When I seat in my house, I feel that Nigerians owe me alot.

First, we saved this country from that level of corruption. Corruption where you see $50 million at Osborne street and those who shared in the corruption are busy dancing about it.
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Airtel Nigeria recently launched a new service, whereby you buy data at cheap price. As listed below:


100MB - 100 Naira/Daily
400MB - 200 Naira/3days
700MB - 300 Naira/7days
1.5GB - 500 Naira/14days
3GB - 1000 Naira/1month

Cool right? And this double Data offer is not cheat, but sponsored by Airtel Nigeria, so don't panic. let's go to the next level, so that you will know the codes and how to subscribe and get your double Data offer from Airtel Nigeria.

Firstly, make sure you have sufficient balance on your sim, then dial *144# and you will see:
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Wow! MTN at it again! I don’t really know the plans MTN are trying to unveil but the plans seems to be hidden and it entails: 500MB, 100MB and 1GB plans. Hmm, that’s not where am heading to. So you can now get free 500MB from MTN network to browse, Surf and download till it get exhausted.

This Free 500MB can be used on PC, iPad, iPhone, Android and any other devices that can connect to the internet. It can be shared on Hotspot and even transferrable. It is a normal data.

How To Activate Free 500MB On MTN Network

Just go to your dial pad or phonebook.
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Indigenes of Igbara Odo, Ekiti State, were thrown into mourning yesterday when a peaceful protest turned tragic. Ayilumo Julius Adeniran, a 500 level student of FUTA was allegedly killed by a police officer as he joined his kinsmen for a protest.

Ayilumo was home for the holiday and yesterday he joined the Igbara Odo youth in a peaceful protest but as police officers tried to disperse the crowd, they shot into the crowd, hitting Ayilumo.


His friends shared the sad news on Facebook and wrote tributes to mourn the deceased. One of his friends, Olowolafe Mayowa Samuel, wrote:

"Good Friday turned a bad one here. Son of man fell and pool of tears was inevitably instigated today in my hometown.
My brother, late Ayilumo Julius was an indigene of Igbara Odo Ekiti, a 500level student of FUTA and a youth with a never giving up spirit. He loved me so much and he believed in the future of our hometown. He was shot and killed today by police officers while the officers were trying to halt a peaceful protest staged by Igbara Odo youths.
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A 20-year old British woman, Hannah Bladon has been stabbed to death on a tram in Jerusalem. Bladon was a University of Birmingham student. She was stabbed several times in the chest while she travelled on a tram in Tzahal Square before she died in the hospital. Reacting to the sad event, Jerusalem police chief Yoram Halevy said the suspect; a 57-year-old Palestinian man who was detained at the scene was "very mentally disturbed" and was recently released from a psychiatric hospital.
Ms Bladon had been taking classes in bible studies, archaeology and Hebrew at the Rothberg International School, part of The Hebrew University.

The University of Birmingham also paid tribute to the 20-year-old saying it was "deeply saddened" to hear of Ms Bladon's death.
Source: www.doneve.com.ng/2017/04/young-british-woman-hannah-bladon.html

United state military team is already in and near North Korea and they are ready to fight tonight if North Korea go ahead with the Nuclear head missile test. And also It looks like Donald trump isn’t playing either, check the video below
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Read the press statement below...
Rivers State Governor has given the Federal Government an ultimatum of 7 days to return the $43million dollars found in a luxury apartment in Ikoyi to the Rivers State Government, failure which the State Government will take legal measures to ensure that it gets back her stolen resources, declaring that the $43million dollars found in the luxury apartment in Ikoyi belongs to the Rivers State Government......
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Read the statement from Jude Ndukwe below...
We read with amusement the insulting words of one of Rotimi Ameachi's aides about Chief Femi Fani-Kayode.
In the first place one must ask, is Rotimi Ameachi a human being? Everyone knows he is an animal.

A man who had to appoint his own psychiatrist as his Commissioner of Health when he was govermor because he kept breaking down during cabinet meetings?
A man that shits in his pants every time that he hears FFK's name? Do u expect the great FFK to respond to a creature like Rotimi who he once described as "a pot-bellied creek Haramite who comes from the gutter".

A dirty stinking swamp rat like Rotimi Ameachi has the nerve to send his boy to insult FFK?

We will not respond to the little errand boy that days he is Amaechi's spokesman. The rat is too small.

We have bigger and better things to do. We are waiting for Amaechi himself to open his stinking mouth. Let us hear from him and not from his errand boy.

The man is a cultist and a killer. He is also a serial traitor who spends more time smoking indian hemp and drinking kai kai than on servicing his wife.

He was a houseboy to Gov. Peter Odili and his very ugly wife was also a housegirl to Odili's wife.

The Odilis made them human beings after they washed their toilets and sucked their arses for many years yet in the end both Rotimi and his wife betrayed them.

Rotimi is nothing but a greedy peasant, gutter snipe and shit heel. His stomach is so fat that he farts in his dreams and when he does so he puts the lights out.

He should go and cough up all the money that he stole from Rivers state when he was governor rather than trying to fool anyone.

He should also stop the rubbish he is doing at Transport. He owns the US 43m and everyone knows it.

Attempts to cover up for him will fail"-

SIGNED: JUDE NDUKWE, SPECIAL ADVISOR ON MEDIA AND PUBLICITY TO THE FORMER MINISTER OF AVIATION, CHIEF FEMI FANI-KAYODE.
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The Chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission, Prof Mahmud Yakubu has asked political parties to rigorously investigate their candidates before fielding them for elections.

The INEC chairman made the comment while speaking at the stakeholders’ validation conference on INEC’s Strategic Plan in Abuja yesterday.

His call is coming just few days after the court sacked a member of the House of Representatives from Ado, Okpokwu and Ogbadibo federal constituency, Chris Adabah Abah for certificate forgery.

Yakubu, who lamented that parties in some cases nominated ex-convicts and people with forged certificates as candidates for election, stated that the electoral umpire lacked the powers to prevent such candidates emerging from primaries to contest elections.

He said, “If a candidate that emerges from party primaries is changed, how can INEC intervene? We can only appeal to the political parties to respect their rules. The laws say that INEC has no power to reject names submitted by the headquarters of a party.

“In some cases, some of the candidates shouldn’t have been nominated. Some parties recommend ex-convicts for election, certificate forgery, only for the court to nullify that election and for INEC to conduct fresh election. The parties should do basic due diligence.”

Yakubu said that the commission would rather take its own decision and face the consequences of its actions.

The INEC boss, however, refuted the claims in some quarters that the commission followed the position of the Attorney General of the Federal and Minister of Justice, Abubakar Malami, on the controversy that followed the death of Alhaji Abubakar Audu in the last governorship election in Kogi.

He said, “I have explained this over and over but I am going to say it again. About what happened in Kogi, it came with its own complications that challenged our electoral jurisprudence.

“There was the impression that our response came late and it came after the comment by the Attorney General of the Federation, Abubakar Malami, suggesting that there was an indication or inference that we took a cue from what he said. That wasn’t what transpired.

“The election was declared inconclusive and the APC candidate died on Sunday, the election was conducted on Saturday. We had a meeting on Monday, we looked at the laws, we sought for the advice of our legal service department before we issued our statement.

But people thought we took a cue from the AGF. No, we didn’t.”
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Many android phones usually drains battery fastly, and because of this people will hate the brand of the phone but it’s not the brand of the phone’s fault but your fault.
How can you turn your 3G on and at the same time playing game, downloading and streaming a live video.
But you don’t know with all this applications that is on, you are killing your battery. Whenever you are playing playing game with your mobile phone, you always have to turn off your 3G and close some applications....
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We all know what is mobile number and many of us have millions of it, some have the one they call personal mobile number and also office mobile number. So i believe that all human beings in this world knows what it is and what it is used for. But today you will learn how to change your it expecially for Nigeria.
Changing your mobile number is very easy. It’s just a decision you made for yourself, because this tutorial i will give you will increase the length of your number. Many of you have been given strange mobile numbers by friends or facebook friends.
Do you know you can change your number
Can you believe you can call someone with 00756914356814 and it will connect. And you begin to wonder how is it possible to call someone with such number or someone to call you with such number in Nigeria and it will connect sharply with no extra cost. It’s possible and easy to activate and scammers always use this type of number.
They always pretend and act like sim customer care attendants from another country. And you will feel like if you are discussing with an international customer care attendant. Because the mobile number he or she used and call you started with 006 and you will believe him or her. But you don’t know that you can also have this type of mobile number, because everything in this world is now computerized....
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Yahoo account is the best ever. It is know as email and it was not only meant for sending and receiving messages. But yahoo was meant for general purpose. You can read news, watch videos, apply for works, see adverts and many others on it. And it’s one of the fastest mail ever. That’s why it’s called email and millions of people use it. So it’s very popular and trusted by many people. But some people can not sign up for yahoo with their mobile phone. Because they are mobile phone’s illiterate and it’s annoying to see such people. I knew many of you do not believe that you can read your yahoo mails with java phones.
Due to you don’t know and you don’t want to know. Yahoo mail can work on any java phone. It can work on java phones with old version of browser. And also those with new version of browser. Unlike other mails that you will use your java phone to read your mails. Due to your android phone’s battery is empty and if there is any link in the mail, it won’t display. But Yahoo mail will display click to view full message. When reading the mail, so that you will be able to see the link.
But other mails will display only text message. And also display that you should upgrade your browser to the latest version so that you will be able to see the link. This always frustrate some people that’s why am advicing you to switch to it.
Which is easier and also can work on any phone......
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A lot of android phones is always low on internal storage and whenever this happens, you won’t be able to download from playstore or upload again untill you clear the memory.
And it’s especially android phones with one gigabyte that is always low on memory, because when you download or install an application on your android phone. Even if you installed it in the memory card there is small memory that it must occupy in your internal memory, and all this applications will continue draining your memory.
One of the application is Whatsapp, whenever you receive a text from your friends on Whatsapp, it occupies a lot of space in your internal storage. Many of the text received on Whatsapp is always one kilobyte each, and think about it, what if you receive millions of text from friends daily.
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Airtel Nigeria night browsing is just like MTN Nigeria Nigeria night browsing, but there is a lot of difference between this two Network Operators and it’s services. Airtel Nigeria night browsing is 5 hours, while MTN Nigeria night browsing is 3 hours, although you will receive a text message from MTN Nigeria, that you have succussfully subscribed MTN night browsing and 25 Naira have been deducted from your account.

That it will last from 12am to 4am, but this is a lie because i always use the service and whenever it’s 3:30am the service stops working. Then if you insist to keep on trying to know if you can still browse, you will receive a notification that you have exhausted your data subscription and it’s not 4am.
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In the eleventh year of their marriage and just as rains were about to commence, Marycynthia observed a change in here body system. Having received very simple but basic education, she was quick in guessing the cause of the change, but she waited for some more time so as to be certain of what she felt. But she could not prevent her spirit from soaring with joy, and she sang more and laughed more as she went about her daily chores.
The change in Marycynthia's manner was not lost on her husband and friendly neighbours, even though Daniel could not explain how and why the change occurred, Marycynthia's older and wiser women neighbours prayed for the confirmation of what they suspected. And they did not have to wait long.
As the rains settled in for the season, Marycynthia began to experience drowsiness and fatigue more than was usual; she even began to be morning sick. And when her fleshy body began to fill out more, she could not wait for anyone evidence. And early one morning, she broke the happy news to Daniel. A broad smile broke out on his face, and when he could not hold his excitement any longer, Daniel broke out into song and dance.
"So you still know how to dance?" Marycynthia asked as she watched Daniel's exuberance, her face lit up too with a contented smile.
"Even if i have forgotten, such news as you have given me is enough to bring all the dance steps back to me," Daniel replied as he paused in his graceful display of long forgotten dance skills.
"I am happy, I...."
"Shshsh!" Daniel cut her short. "Come here, let me look at you and feel you".
Marycynthia rose and walked to him; the smile on her face was on the verge of becoming laughter. Daniel drew her gently to himself, went down on one knee, and...... Continue reading and also read chapter 1 at www.funnygossips.tk/2016/12/sweet-mother-2.html

Many of you might have heard or heard of the new song named Rara that was released by the Nigerian and African known musician, called Tekno. Have you asked why he released it?, i know you have not but today don't worry again i will tell you the reason, this great and notorious artiste opened his mouth and sang of the pains, the people of his country undergo.
The funny and the most amusing word that i heard him say is "Nepa don bring light oo, generator wan tear my ear" in this section he was absolutely talking about the power sector of his country.
This was one of his main agenda in the music, though this great musician have the money that he can use and buy gas or fuel, and be enjoying electricity steady in his house, but he opened his mouth and sang for the people that don't have.
Can any musician do this in your country? please use the comment box in our website www.funnygossips.tk/2016/12/the-reason-why-i-released-rara-tekno.html and type the name of the country and also the name of the musician.

Two friends [ *Emma and Bright*] were
walking home and a lady happened to be
blowing a kiss to one of them from the
window of a storey building.
Their conversation went as follows:
*Bright*: Man, it looks like that babe is
blowing kiss at me..
*Emma*: Guy leave that one, don't mind her.
(Then the lady signaled to him to come)
*Bright*: Man the babe is calling me!
*Emma*: My friend, don't go.
*Bright*: Why would you ask me not to go
when a fine babe like this calls me?
*Emma*:Bright l beg you, don't go, please
don't go (feeling pity)
(The friend ignored him and went over to the
lady, she went to meet him and they both
went upstairs. Suddenly as they were about to
have fun, they heard a car honking)
*Lady*: (on opening the window) Ha! That's
my husband!!
*Bright*: Shit! I'm in trouble!!
*Lady*: Don't worry, just pretend like you're
the laundry man and iron these clothes
(pointing at a heap of clothes)
(This guy spent the whole day ironing clothes
because husband never left home that day
again.
The next day he went over to his friend's
place)
*Bright*: Pal, can you believe that it was
clothes l ironed throughout yesterday?
*Emma*: But I told you not to go. All those
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