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sexyLeamon:
how do you mean?

read between the lines

gabrywyl:
Acid, says who I'm not allowed to match myself? Dani bro, the poster did not say as such naa.

the poster sent me to tell u so

u 2

J, just leave this GUY for me, he is mine. i will shatter him, then nxt tym he will learn some respect by force ode

chamo, the clothes and shoe u are wearing just tookthe attention away from how u really look so therefore am gonna comment on them, nice shoes n track suit. lol

play tele tele with her

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=207385.msg3224864#msg3224864 date=1229304708]Naah i don't want them skinny girls thinking they are every guys dream! Cosmo and all them silly Magazines and Model Agencies have hoodwinked BBW's(I mean women less than 250 pounds) into thinking they are shyte and its not fair i would easily date a beautiful and classy BBW to any average or skinny babe that thinks she is all that[/quote]thats the thing, u guys stereotype and generalize too much. . . . .u need 2 come places where the skinny gurls are intimidated byt big booty and curves that the big ladies have. in my uni they even have a club, big ladies club.

Vanweed:
Yah, I need to stop! But let me help that girl called is it, "acidic-menstrual drop" become a bit of a BITCH not even a close to a BITCH not to talk of becoming a lady!

I'll smack that girl into chromatically dispersed zones of no return! Just tell her to identify and advise!

She comes on here to talk rubbish! Me, I no send girls at all. A real Naija man like me, hitting on model quality chicks cannot be f**ked with at all. I don't accept it when I find Nigerian girls acting stupid.

First, it was weed issue! Now it's LovePeddler issues!

Naija girls, I go clean una finish. Especially those fat ones. In fact, I swear and promise, come to me, I'm ready to pay for a plastic surgery so you BBWs can get good girls!

I want naija girls like "acidic menstrual drops" to be able get sweet dudes who can make her pussie feel at home and at home, as you know, you'll always get to that peak of sexual satisfaction. Right now, she's running loose and roaming. I pity u, mumu girl!

lol unfortnatley i dont wanna stop. wait why do i get the feeling that this is star. anyway where is yr doctor's certificate. like ur name states u are really a weed, unwanted, u need to be plugged, and God save u u not standing here with me i could have beaten the living hell out of you, n get rid of the unwanted weed. next tym b4 u open u dirty public toilet to talk to a girl u think twice. senseless human beign.

abeg i apologise to the rest of you. this skinny weed of  a guy is wanting attention desperatky and he is going to get it in a sour plate today

Vanweed:
I seem not to understand something. Are you a lady or some creature from mars? You are too abusive to be a lady. Besides, your tone doesn't make you sound like one.

I beg to differ, you are one crap of a depressed LovePeddler ( a bitch is even better) roaming the streets of Australia . Tell us, what took you to Australia?

Look, better sit your ass on that wooden chair you are sitting on and think properly. Why come here and post gibberish? So sound so unschooled. I'll have to tactically get schooled so your deventia ramaged brain cells can once again function at its optimum capacity like when you were freshly given birth to. We do offer psychological help on Nland. Welcome aboard, our patient.

Firstly, I'll start by cleansing your LovePeddler attributes so you become "only" a BITCH! Then we see how it goes!

c how u have fooled urself, i guess this stupid behaviour of urs will prove to you that u are a total loser. now u wanna ask if am a guy or a girl. . . , . . .  well like i said u need 2 ur head checked b4 i talk 2 u again. till then break a skinny leg. i hope all the fat ladies out there sit on ur head and give u the biggest fart ever, instead of polluting the enviroment they can pollute u. we value the environment more than we vlue u, wait we dont even value u at all

slagop

nah


u?

nah nt understood

chamotex:
The last gurl that said that to me . . . . . . . I think I've told u what happened before.

I like it when people underestimate me

Tope u know u like it fresh

you havent told me ooo

Moonstone:
Funny enough, all the naija girls I know here except 2 are very slim. Even all my girls in UK are very slim. I hardly see naija BBWs. Maybe we have different ideas of BBWs. Do you think size 2 is normal or something? Thank you o! Vanweed is acting like BBWs are a detriment to the society.

_{@acidrop, I tire for the name jare. It's too juvenile}

how did u even come up with the name, reminds me of moondust. lol

tope2000:
Roflmao . . . . . .this dude is too much
I am fat sha

@acidrop
Asunder ko
Chamo na small pikin, una go fit each other

what is that, who tell u say i be small pikin?
J tell this girl say i be ur mama lol

Vanweed:
It took me a while to even come to grasp with what you wrote. Why the verbosity? Can't you succinctly and clearly express your thoughts? For a girl to be unexpressive is a societal crime of the 21st century.

And coupled with the fact that you are a menstraully stinking fat bitch, I just wonder how life will become for you in a few years time.

But what happened to your high-school english? You were busy trying to be a bitch, aight? Now you come on Nland like a acting like a bitch trying to be a lady. Silly Chump! Getting your ugly stinking ass snatched immediately off the streets. Keep roaming and running loose! Learn to respect people, else you'll get battered and smite on ferociously, fool!

ok. . . . . .i don understand this guy problem. . . . .where are u from? if u are a nigerian, u are a shame to the whole nigerian guys i swear, u know wat mugu i aint shit 2 say to u. . . . . . . . show me a doctor's certificate that proves that u visisted apsychatric hospital b4 i talk 2 u again

Vanweed:
Tope, u fat? If no, then I got some nice xmas goodies for you! But if yes, better don't reply,

shut up idiot, she dosent want it, u can stuff it down ur skinny ass. ode

yeah lend me a copy?

will u accept my remarks on ur novel

are u ghost whisperer

Moonstone:
_{How would you know? I hope you're cool}

Has Vanweed gone to kill all the BBWs in his neighborhood or what? That guy scares me.

hahahahah j-babe wetin happen? hahahahahah u are now rebirth into moonstone.  am cool gurl hws ur end?

tope2000:
Fans ko
Do i even know you sef

ha i dont wanna put asunder wat God has joined together ooo, that will make me a bad person i think i will stick with moonstone. lol[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=207385.msg3224801#msg3224801 date=1229303569]This is uncalled for. . . . . .Take it easy, Van-WEED!!!![/quote]believe it or not the guy dey kolo

Vanweed:
Look at who's talking! If you are fat, which I don't know, then I only can imagine the kind of responses you get. That goes to prove your low-class nature in life. You are getting hit on by riff-raffs trying to be cool dudes like us and that makes you feel elated! Sorry, my compassion for you!

No upgrading here, biatch! I just come on here at times when I want to relax. You have an awkward way of thinking. If because you are doomed to the lower rungs of the societal ladder and that makes you come on this forum, then it's high time you thought otherwise. Couple of dudes on this forum are real-life professionals.

What do you know about an online forum? Don't take Nland for granted, biatch! You can get very well-thought out and shrewd advice here from highly educated and experienced people.

So you biatch reeking of menstrual residues, time to go take a bath and cleanse yourself off those sweaty acid-drops from you fatty tissues assuming you are an BBW. Guess you are on some painful menstrual period now thats why you can't respect others! I'll only reiterate, my compassion for you reddish-blac pussie , BIATCH!!!

biatch, biatch biatch, biatch this, biatch that. is this the onl curse u know. . . . .abeg i don tire to hear am

redish black pussie WTF guy u well? u just imaginarily create visuals in ur head using any available colour and abide with it. hahahahahahahah. WHO BE THIS MUMU OOOOOO

anyway. no long thing, if i stand u stand am gona be better than ur wat? skinny ass.  and am kinda having the feeling u know it already datz y someone is soooooooooooo pissed. it aintmy fault yo, someppl are just created to be props.lol

Shaz:
[color=olive]Acid,

As at now, you've got 11419 posts. I doubt any deletions. Your post numbers just do not come on the display because some childboard posts are not counted.[/color]

explain furthr pls?

Cayon:
I have 1785. You can have all my replies for FREE of Charge. This is my Christmas gift to you.

Peace

lol tnx, hw i wish seun can do that too, can u give me cayon's post pls, hahhahaha

Pataki:
Seriously what is all the fuss about post count?

ehen now, hw can i jst be posting n it dosent count, i feel my opinions are not appreciated as a member of nairaland, when i try very hard to be a good memeber ( minus all those ppl i do curse sha) but still u know wat i mean now

Vanweed:
U no go find a place sleep, mumu?!!!!!

If u r one of those BBW, my compassion for you, biatch! You are never going to have a sweet n classy dude like me!

You BBW are pollutants with sweat-like acid-drops from you fatty tissues polluting our environment. My environmental
consciousness will ever make me to hate you BBW!

Make una reduce una size. It's not healthy! You BBWs are losing out big time in life! I'm sure my niece is reading this.
Na me dey write this stuff, u nairaland addict! Make u no reduce, u'll never step your foot in my place. Go hang out with
Tayo them--I know say you like my style. You want to have a taste, my sister, reduce and I'll love you like a fat kid loves
cake!

hahahahahah, ANOTHER ARSEHOLE on the lose. . . . .listen up dickhead the only time u get to even breath infront of gurls like me is in your dreams, so don't even sweat it. the more u call me fat the more i laugh because i like the way i am at the moment, and when i walk down the street i know the respnse i get. . . . .okeyi

and as for u, hehehehhehe as far as u are in nairaland and u are a guy u are an ugly moneky so don't even try to upgrade yourself, u can't do that automatically.

chamotex:
don't mind that Tope girl, she's been chasing me up and down the whole place even though she knows I'm celibate. Warn her o!

It's u i've been looking for all this while now, where hav u been hiding?

haaa wats with the change in transmission, abeg don't let tope kill me ooo

Moonstone:
Chamo, leave acidrop alone o! Go for ebony, tope, missy, michelin. . . Leave my girl alone. Oniranu
_{*takes out journal*}

na wa ooo, do i even know u?

Vanweed:
U no go find a place sleep, mumu?!!!!!

If u r one of those BBW, my compassion for you, biatch! You are never going to have a sweet n classy dude like me!

You BBW are pollutants with sweat-like acid-drops from you fatty tissues polluting our environment. My environmental
consciousness will ever make me to hate you BBW!

Make una reduce una size. It's not healthy! You BBWs are losing out big time in life! I'm sure my niece is reading this.
Na me dey write this stuff, u nairaland addict! Make u no reduce, u'll never step your foot in my place. Go hang out with
Tayo them--I know say you like my style. You want to have a taste, my sister, reduce and I'll love you like a fat kid loves
cake!

so is that even an equation. . . .pls dont insult the nature of mathematics oooo. people just getting up and forming some abadabidi and say its an equation

wait now people, b4 u start to dey dissin the poor guy lets hear the situation around his condition, cos no 9ja guy in his right mind will do what this guy is doing so @ poster wat exactly are u scared of or what is keeping you from notasking her out, does she have someone else?

Vanweed:
@poster,

F**k off this thread as fast as you can before you get smacked the f**k down to whatz up!

If you like all these big women, go get them silly douchebag! FYI, Big women are societal
nuisances. They occupy too much space in this world. We need to have them all defattened.

For God's sake, all these big women running loose, can't they just stop for once and think about
how they look? So disgusting. I won't ever have one close to my block. Getting you defattened
figuratively that you'll go see a doctor for immediate remedy.

The thin girls will always win whether you like it or not. How can a fatty bum-bum be good in bed?
Never ever, dudes! You'll only be soaking your d**k in some solid fatty tissues with no sensitive spots
for optimum sexual gratification. You can't even bend her as much as you'd love to to maximize the
experience. Shit, these fat things make this world such an ugly place to live in.

F**k the poster for posting bullshit and F**k all these fatty women. High time you reduced your sizes so
as to get the best of men. You don't know how real and cute dudes like me hate you fatty and punky ladies!

y d hating if u dont wanna comment, then find ur level. a topic is a  topic

BTW tope n chamo, . . . .get a room jor, and stop displaying al ur kisses in a public forum

LET THE STORY BEGIN. she will just say ur story jor

allow me to intrude T_bag love does exist and what u felt when u were mad about that girl was love. believe that. and ebony u lucky u,ve never been in love, safes u the hussle, if u fall in love with someone its like ur hand are tie dover him, u can do nada to hurt him, just caring 2 d max

this is micheal jackson blunder part 2

seun i dont get it, i just want an explanation on why u have decided to canceal all my threads that i have made on nairaland, and reduce my replies from more 15, 000 to 6, 000. u just cant do that, u have to give an explanation and that is what i want. . . . i have been on nairaland for more than 4 years and i have never be banned once, i can legally claim to be one of the loyal members so why should i be getting this form of treatment. REPLY ASAP OOOO

wat even brought abut this idea of ghost, i will like to invesigate this case, maybe the ghost is the poster or the poster is a victim of ghost encounter. to my lab. . . . ,

would you be gay?

nah shame on u for deceiving u in d first place

will u shut up for me