₦airaland Forum

blink182: if I'm not mistaken, you don't even have hips. Straight like ruler and carrying heavy cowbells that can shift my lumbars if placed on me.

We have one life to live, she's living her's please live your's.

DO NOT TAKE THE FREE RIDE IN YOUR OWN LIFE-Chad Kroeger

you are more than correct. life is YOLO. ain't no body got time to be pleasing ppl. nicki is gorgeous wether most females accept it or not.

ogugua88: There's nothing sexy about fakeness. How does one lust for the artificial?

gurl nigerian hypocrisy is worst. there is a lot of hating nigerian women... why would a man lust after them? fake personality is way worst than plastic surgery. nicki is a bad biatch getting money.

pweetiedee: good but plastic surgery

let her breath. having plastic surgery is better than being fake and being a hypocrite. the fact that this woman is beautiful she would always get chicks hating on her.

chaii you guyz are so funny.

omogeneositys: Where can i get apple cider vinegar

From a whole food store or at amazon.com or ebay.
With clear skin makeup now becomes an accessory instead of a neccessity

[quote author=Okija_juju][b]lol...

Peaceful or not, the risk is still very high. You are from Anambra State like me, didnt you see those boys (AVSG or sumting like that)? Didnt you see them with those pump-actions walking all over the place?! Why did you think the government needed to set up an armed vigilante force if the state was safe?!

Wether you waka or stay put, if they are ready for you, they will come. Its not my prayer o!! But trust me when I say the trauma your husband would suffer if harm comes to his two little ladies would be beyond this world. The villages are no longer what they use to be.. Being kidnapped by villagers is even worse. They are crude in their methodology and their victims are exposed to greater harm. If you believe in Juju, then thats another clear and present danger. The bad part of winching and juju is that it is wireless.. All they need is contact of some sort. A hug, water, food name it. The worst is poisoning. Again, you cant be too careful..


Next time, make sure you listen to your husband. He is your 'onye isi'. Like someone already said, you would be so busy at your sisters wedding anyways, so it wasnt really the best option dragging your kid along with you.

Now listen!!! Go home and prepare better Ofe Nsala & Ofe Onugbu with pounded yam (Not poundo o!!) for your husband.. You must pound that yam personally (As part of your punishment).. Now make sure you put the kids to sleep early.. Give them small doses of Lexotan or Actifed if necessary.. Serve the food with 10 litres of Nkwu enu palmwine (Best ordered from Enugu State).. Make either Ugba and Opkoroko or peppered Anu Nchi and serve it as dessert.. Go in and shower well, wear a sexy negligee and be on your knees by his side while he eats and the only words out of your stubborn mouth had better be;

'Nnayi biko gbaya lu'm'
'Nnayi iwe ewe na gi'
'Obi'm, biko mma'n me ya ozo'

Dont stand up until he literally stands and lifts you off the floor... DO this and hopefully 'Nabania.. Ife nine ga eme'..

The gods have spoken
And the gods are wise..

You can come to my shrine and thank me later!!

[/b][/quote]Thst sounds real good doesn"t it ?

Ujujoan: That's d beauty of it nah, if yam pounder no work I'll bring out my mortat and pestle and pound d thing to submission I'll cover my peruvian hair with a scarf and go and fetch firewood from the farm. I can survive in both worlds and I'm proud of it.

If I stay for sheraton small, I go go villa sleep for mat small too. Nothing spoil.
Keep living your unfortunate oyinbo life, me I'm cool with my village'ness' .

I love it!!!!!. I have a mortar at home to and i use a charcoal pot to get that fire wood flavour in my dishes. I also have a little garden/farm in my backyard oh. You can take a girl from village/town but you cant take the village/town out of her. I dont mind pounding ede with 6 inch heels on lol.

Ujujoan: You've not seen anything nah . . . Once I leave here I'm going to set firewood to roast my oka na ube (corn and pear ).

And yes, I want my daughetr to be able to roast her corn and not order for them online!

Lord... I love you already. You are a strong woman. And you are doing what you are suppose to do. If you dont teach your kids who will? This same ppl pointing hands will say igbo dont teach their children their culture mscheww.

Ladies and gents just a mere suggestion, u can use raw potatoes, raw oatmeal, apple cider vinegar which is one of the best things God created. I drink it and put it on my skin almost everyday. Plz google for more health benefits of apple cider and u would be amazed. Clears spots, sun burns, stretch marks, spider veins, gall stones, cleans liver, colon, reduce cancer cells, gives super energy, i dont feel tired after sleeping for only 4 hours. It also aids in weight loss by helping your food digest properly and balancing your stomachs ph level. I love this thing dieeee. Sorry for the rant but organic apple cider vinegar is just to amazing. Anywayz do try dudu osun it is also another wonderful product. Use shea butter in conjuction so that your skin will not feel dry. U can also use salicylic acid its great also

toshmann: Blackpikin Ihe juru gi ahu nile wu nani nshi
-----translation of adabekee's quote.

lmaooooooooooooo

you r full of shittt blackpickin

i don c am, reply

toshmann: Nne owu nu ara ka anyi ji biri. Onwere Onye ishi ri mma na amerika. Kemgbe m ji bia obodo kee ishi emebichala m. Adizi m ka Onye ara.

lmaoooo, i aghotaram ihe i na ekwu mana ihe mua na ekwu wu umu ndi iberibe nu nairaland. jealousy and ahu ufo nu eba to much

BlackPikiN: come on ooVoo na

computer m mebigo. so just email me your number through the email we chated on in the past.

canalily: Wow! Miss Imo- Adaoma heartland, Adaimo, Adamma na you biko o o! We are solidly with you!

yes oh

anambara and akwa ibom looks like they can be related.

[quote author=nadia_SA]Miss Imo [/quote]she is absolutely drop dead gorgeous. in the top three

toshmann: Chei, adabekee
Blackpikin
Ika di ndu

Black ndewo,

of course na... but ima nairaland wu ala ndi ara, dats y u haven't seen me for a while.

BlackPikiN: Ada bekee anom ya. kedu ka idi?

i needs your numba, hyave to ask u sumtin

Elebe blackpickin nu oh Biko mbge unu huru ya, gwa ya si m chefuru numbaya. A churum ko nyem mu ya ozo. M chori juo ya ihe dim kpa.

Ishilove: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Young woman, you need Jesus!!

that's a man seeking for attention

toshmann:

lmaooo

[quote author=Alyricist★Laura][i][color=#000099]

You still rocking this fake asss butt yohh?!?!?

What is that in there!?!?...it looks like 3 towels, 8 sheets , 12 pillow cases & 2 Dish Rags

& biitches wonder why their cheeks are disproportionate

Hoe you got 25 different Fabrics sitting in ya goddamn back!!

Not even an even number.......



your medulla is simply not correct. i so no get your time winch

igbo boy: Egwu di ya

the song dey sweet for ear oh

why are igbos obsessed with light skin?

babyosisi: Ukwu nwanyi Owerre

i am the best of both worlds... mbano and owerri brap brap lol

toshmann: You don't have to be adabekee.
We are two different people and we can't agree on everything.
Relax. It's just my opinion. And I'm only one person, out of over 7billion people on the planet.

I'll rather have no tattoos. That's just me. I understand people having tattoos of their kids, or lovers, but tattoo of scrotum men. . . . . .
Some chick tattoos a large male organ
Another tattooed her ex bf on her chest, so if I marry that one I'll be reminded everyday that she belonged to someone else

Anyway that's me. Others disagree. That's life

Been a while, how now.

i c ur point

toshmann: Another issue is the piercings pierce nose, tongue, clitoris etc ( I don't mind the clitoris though, feels good during banging ) but it means I'm never gonna take the person seriously. Such babes are for the bed, only.

Hate me if you like

_{Don't care, not running for election}

you have every right to be picky but i will say choose wisely and not base it all on the things you have mentioned previously.

ItsModella: dafuq? y'all kidding me? that's why there are different colors and shades of inks that caters for different complexions.

nne nsougbu di o. inferior complex at its' best, imagine the comments being made about what skin color makes tattoss look good. uncle tosh and the rest have forgotten where the tattoo and scarification culture was born and is still taking place till date.

toshmann: I hate them all. I won't mind a simple one in a white chick, but black girls? C'mon, I can't even see anything in your dark skin, why bother?

what
arrant rubbish!!!
highly disappointed dede