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All these Christians supporting Israel remember how cruel Israels are and how according to your beliefs they tortured and crucified jesus, they are neither Muslims nor Christians but the hate you have for Muslims have oblique your view to know how these Israeli kill prophets and are evil

It has been good but I wonder what they do with the money as a Muslim concern, and more over its just between 10 pm to 12.30 am

The ROI is 100,000% bros its possible with slim chances

...I truly think this is worth sharing!

Here's a thought provoking suggestion to the government of our great country Nigeria.
A senator earns N36,000,000 monthly
If this is divided into two, he collects N18,000,000 and the balance N18,000,000 can be used to employ 200 Nigerians who will earn N90,000 per month.

200 persons multiplied by 109 senators = 21800 employees

This means that 200 Nigerians can live comfortably on half of a senator's
monthly pay.

A member of the Federal House of Reps. earns N25,000,000 per month.
If this is divided into two, the 'Honourable'
earns N12.5million per month. The balance N12.5million will employ 135 Nigerians who will earn 92,500 per month

135 Nigerians multiplied by 360 Honourables in the Federal house of Reps. = 48600 employees
135 Nigerians can comfortably live on half of a monthly income of just ONE Honourable member of Reps.

This administration can actually EMPLOY 70,400 Nigerians who will earn N90,000 and N92,500 respectively _just from the simple REDUCTION of the monthly income of both Senators and Rep members
Do the maths....

Now it's your responsibility to forward to your Senator and House of Rep member...
CHANGE should begin with the NASS!

GOD BLESS NIGERIA

I was raped at the age of 9 yet am one of the most influential women in the world" - OPRAH WINFREY

"I didn't even complete my university education but became the world richest man" -
BILL GATES

"I was sexually, mentally, emotionally and verbally abused by my father as far back as I can remember until I left home at the age of eighteen yet I am one of the most influential preachers in d world" -
JOYCE MEYER

"I struggled academically throughout elementary school yet became d best Neurosurgeons in d world in 1987" -
DR BEN CARSON

"I told my father we would be very wealthy and rich but he couldn't believe me but today it's a reality"
CHRISTIANO RONALDO

"I used to serve tea at a shop to support my football training and still became d world best footballer"
LIONEL MESSI

"I used to sleep on the floor in friends' rooms, returning Coke bottles for food, money, and getting weekly free meals at a local temple yet founded apple"
STEVE JOBS

"My teachers used to call me a failure yet I became a Prime Minister"
PM TONY BLAIR

"I started Living Faith Church from A Lawn Tennis Court with three members only & Preach prosperity. Many of my friends criticised me, but today we have d largest church auditorium in d world & two world-class universities"-
BISHOP DAVID OYEDEPO


"I was in prison for 27 years and still became president in my country"
NELSON MANDELA


"I drove taxi to finance my university education but today I'm a billionaire" - MIKE ADENUGA.

"I was kicked out of my high school basketball team" yet i became the greatest basketballer of all times
MICHEAL JORDAN

Failures or limitations of the past have no control over the greatness in you. To him that believes, all things are possible
Don't wait for everybody to believe in your ability and dreams...
Never design your life like a Garden where
anyone can walk in and out......
Design it like the Sky where everyone aspires to
reach!
Aim high! Reach high!! hav a nice day

Pls for dos dt wrote d gtb test 24 may, at kano or dos knw wen shuld we expect d result of d test.Tnxs

nebokings:
i do not think its only those from the north are been called.

i know of those in lagos that did theirs last wk.

Yes dts indeed true big broda nebokings

01Jman:
Adam pls help me with the past questions. Jamiluuyahaya@yahoo.com. Thanks and God bless

My guy check ur mail av sent it to u.Kindly drop ur number pls wil lyk to talk to u,and u too pls xlatan

zlatan:
Yeah, same venue. Just hope the venue won't be hard to locate. Good luck to us. Nebokings

It won't b hard by God grace.Tnxs for d pq May God see us through.Goodluck to us bro.

am staying at kano mine is at gyadi gyadi

zlatan nd neboking am writing my gtb test too on 24 may 2:00pm batch.Pls wil u guys hlp me wt d pas question. my email ahmadnasir468@yahoo.com

Toks2008:
I have not been to all countries but trust me, i have traveled to several countries mostly within Africa and i can say for a fact that Nigerian ladies are the finest in the world simply because of one fact....[size=15pt]HETEROGENEOUS OUTWARD BEAUTY.[/size]

Have you observed the outward looks of ladies in Brazil,Japan,China.South Africa,Tanzania,Liberia,Ghana,Togo and many more countries outside Nigeria?

Asides United states that has a combination of immigrants from the world.in other countries you will observe similarities in the outward beauty of their ladies and 7 out of 10 ladies you see will have similar facial resemblance and outward body feature which means you just have to force yourself to love what you may not really fancy in a lady.

-If you go to Togo then be ready to like short ladies with good bust-line and booty.
-If you go to Ghana then be ready to settle for dark complexioned lady with good booty but small bust line..
-In Japan you will mostly see ladies with excellent bust-line but flat booty and in china just close your eyes and settle for a lady with non prominent front and back sexual features.
-In south Africa,8 out of 10 ladies you see have booties that will make Nicky minaj look like a learner but most of them have very small bust-line....and on and on it goes with other countries.

But come to Nigeria and just close your eyes and draw the physical features of the lady you want and you are guaranteed to see her.It is in Nigeria that you will see a lady that has a perfect Indian,Chinese,Mexican face and it is in Nigeria that you will see ladies with different faces of different countries around the world yet both parents are 100% Nigerian.

Come to physical sexual endowments and you will never find it difficult to see whatever you want with ease,just think of what you want in terms of height,skin color,body structure,Facial look,eloquence,carriage,charisma and so on and you are sure to get your choice right here in Nigeria.

From the north to the east,south and west,you are guaranteed to get variety of outstanding drop dead divas in Nigeria with unequivocal heterogeneous balanced outward beauty.

Indeed Nigerian ladies are the world's finest.

Take it to the bank.

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In the name of Allah the most beneficient the merciful , i greet you with the islamic greeting ... may peace be upon all of you.... this is one of the similarities between the islam and christianitya.... God intentionally did that of course... but he did not curse adam and eve he just cast them out of heaven as a form of punishment for there dis obedience... he the almighty has forgiven them because they have pleaded and askd for mercy so.... in the hereafter they will be back to heaven again.... its a simple task ... Allah is merciful... and its just like a teacher ... saying to his pupils dont make noise or do anyting stubborn ...and he knows the pupil is capable of doing so... now when the pupil does that ... and he punishes the pupil nobody will say it is unfair.... had it been he dint warn the pupil about it... that will be totally unfair....

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Passing out parade has come and gone, I will definitely miss my friends, my PPA, my environment in Ota, a lot of thoughts were running through my mind as I was packing and arranging my loads. I begin to ask myself, “after service year then what next?”.

I had tried to apply for jobs during my service year but I couldn’t get a befitting job. My friends that were born with a silver spoon had jobs waiting for them at home, “Which kind wahala be this?”, I picked my bag, board a bus to akure.

On getting home, my family and neighbours welcomed me, it was as if a white man came on a visit. People are asking me questions, some were greeting, some were asking for what I brought.

As days rolled by, I begin to search for what to do, I moved round the town to see if I could get a job somewhere. One day while I was passing by on the 3rd street, I saw a woman coming out of a mighty duplex, the house was painted white,.

She was pasting a notice on her gate as I was passing by. I moved closer to see the what she was pasting, and on it I saw “A PRIVATE TEACHER wanted URGENTLY”. Chaiii, I ignored at first and moved on.

After walking about 8 steps, I stopped and think. ***** why I go refuse this job na?, dem be rich people ooo, so dem fit pay.*****, I stopped thinking, I went back the house, I knocked on the gate and the gateman ushered me in. The gateman took me to the door entrance, called out the woman and left.

ME: good afternoon ma

MADAM: good afternoon young man, how can I help you?

ME: I saw you pasting a notice the other time and I decided to apply.

MADAM: you mean the private tutor job?

ME: Yes

MADAM: hope u passed your WAEC? And how was the result?.

ME: *****smiled*****, yes man I do.

MADAM: but I will prefer a graduate because my first daughter wants to write jamb and post jamb, so a graduate will do better,

ME: *****i looked at myself and thought, “chaiiii, small stature na bad thing oooo, shey I no look like graduate ni?” ***** smiled, I’m a graduate ma.

MADAM: really? oooohh, pls I am so sorry for the embarrassment, so sorry please, u look very young, please come in please.

****she ushered me into the living room****

The interior of the room is a nice one, a colourful design and furnitures. I sat on the chair and she sat down opposite to me.

MADAM: I’m sorry for the other time

ME: it’s not a problem ma

MaDAM: which state are you from?

ME: edo

MADAM: how old are you.

ME: ****felt embarrassed*** 23

MADAM: 23? Then what age did you graduate?

ME: 21 Ma

MADAM: ***smiled*** u must be a genius, I like that. So let’s get to business. My first daughter Janet is 19, she failed her last JAMB attempt, so she is writing another one, so u will teach her physics, chemistry and math, less I forget. What’s your course?

ME: chemistry Ma

MADAM: then you should be able to do well then,

ME: ok ma,

***i looked at the photo on the wall directly in front of me, its of a very pretty young lady, she is fair and has a big burst. This must be Janet, “chaiiiii, omo see bobby****

MADAM: I also have a son, 12 in jss3, u will be teaching him mathematics.

Me: ok ma.

MADAM: ****called someone by the name**** “Mabel”. Mabel!!! , bring a bottle of coke for me with a glass cup

A young girl appeared from the kitchen, her dressing shows that
she must be the house maid. She is fair too but not up to Janet, she must be in her early 20′s I guess, she has this local inbuilt beauty, a nice dimple and an average sized bosoms. She served the coke and turned back. Chaiiiiiiii, omo see a$$$$$$.

It’s that type of Mercy Johnson’s. I sipped the coke and continue the discussion.

MADAM: that is my house maid, no tempt her with your fine boy look oooooo,

ME: ok ma.

Madam: just kidding. So how much are you charging me?

ME: *****thought for a while, viewed the look of the house, the cars I saw outside***** 30k ma.

MADAM: heeeeeeeee, when I’m not employing you to train her for cambridge. I will pay you 20k per month for the 2 children.

ME: ok ma

MADAM: let me give you a little rule. Don’t go beyond academics with my daughter, I think you understand what I meant?. If you do, I will send hired killer to kill you

ME: ok ma, ****so this woman is only concerned about her daughter’s yansh, what about Mabel?****. Sorry ma, can I ask a question?

Madam: go ahead.

ME: please are the children around?! I want to introduce myself to them ****for my mind, I wan see how Janet looks like in reality****.

MADAM: Janet went to a friend’s birthday party; Eric my son is sleeping inside. Maybe when you resume lesson, you will know them

ME: thanks ma. One more thing please, I wish to meet daddy too.

MADAM: ***laughs*** daddy is not in Nigeria.

Me: ok ma, let me take my leave, I will resume on Monday.

I exchanged number with madam, stood up and about to leave when Mabel came out to pick the bottle. She looked into my eyes and released a cute smile, her dimple made a hole. I smiled back at her too. I dashed out of the compound. As I stood infront of the gate, a cab dropped a young girl infront the house. I recognised the face as the same thing I saw on the picture, this must be Janet. I said to her “HI”. She just ignored, passed by and knock on the gate which the gateman later opened. I said to myself. Chaiiiii, why this girl come rude and dey arrogant like this na?


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Hi Nairalanders,
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2016 NYSC BATCH A TIME TABLE


1 - 2016 Batch “A” Pre-Mobilization Workshop 5th – 9th Jan. 2016.

2 - Briefing of Prospective Corps Members/Final year Students 12th – 16th Jan. 2016.

3 - Collation of Prospective Corps Members’ Data by CPIs 11th – 18th Jan. 2016

4- Submission/Uploading of Senate/Academic Board Approved Result for Full/Part-time Graduates and Revalidation list by Corps Producing Institutions (CPIs) 18th – 30th Jan. 2016.

5 - Uploading of corrected lists by Corps Producing Institutions(CPIs) 18th – 30th Jan. 2016.

6 - On-Line Registration by Foreign and Local Trained Nigerian Graduates 1st – 25th Feb. 2016.

7 - Entertainment of Complaints from Prospective Corps Members by the State Deployment & Relocation Officers and NYSC Help lines/Desks 1st – 27th Feb. 2016.

8 - On-Line Delivery of Print Outs to Corps Producing Institutions (CPI) 25th – 27th Feb. 2016.

9 - Deployment and Printing of Call-Up Letters by ICT Department 25th Feb. – 1st March 2016.

10 - Notification/On-line Printing of Call-Up Letters 27th Feb. – 2nd March 2016

11 - 2016 Batch “A” Orientation Course 2nd – 23rd March 2016 (Stream 1), 30th March – 20th April, 2016 (Stream 11)

source :

www.myschoolgist.com.ng/ng/nysc-mobilization-timetable/

imagine he dint bother taking any player from the champions side KANO PILLARS having won the tounament for 3 consecutive years its like not picking any real madrid player to play for spain when picking your team members.... olisey is biased

bismillahir rahman rahim ... in the name of Allah the most beneficient the merciful im here not to disrespect any religion or judge person.. i come to you in peace .... my dear sister i have strong answers for you..first the main reason God created evil and good was to test who among us was worthy of his paradise...we need to proove we are obedient and devoted to him and then by so doing earn his ultimate prize which is heaven.. he gave us free will just to search for the best... he is ever merciful and he will forgive u anytym u repent any hardship u find yourself its just a test cox its nvr permanent ... the evil he created is like an obstacle so as to see whether we will follow him or not... he gave us a way to follow the Holy Quran is now the true map... in the Quran the book given to prophet jesus our beloved which christian called it bible and we muslim call it injil is a book of God but this bible has been altered and not like the real one so its no longer 100% accurate... apart from injil there are other two books of God given to his prophet zabur and taura .. there is God and it wont make sense to say all these thingns have no creator... if you say so how did the first ever human came to existence the male and female... just repent and love God come to islam

the first is hauwa (eve) she was not born but created from the rib of adam .... the second is the mother of prophet isah (jesus) maryam she dint have husband but shex a mother.....the third is asiya the wife of the tyrant pharoah she never gave birth but is like a mother to prophet musa.... the fourth is the hell fire Allah describe in surah alkari a the mother is Hawiya( if u read d translation of sura alqaria u will understand) the fifth is khadija wife of the holy prophet muhammad

well just like larry40 said a good business is determine by the environmental conditions you cant expect to make a hit by selling meat here in the north... but can make a massive profit selling it in the south.... but here i have a universal business that suit all environmental conditions.... no competition and lucrative.... most small business are saturated and have low profit and the expenses are high... the business i suggest you should be doing is forex trading ... you can do it manually like the local bureau de change or online ... there are good brokers like fxprimus and instaforex.... but before you start you need a sound and solid knowledge about forex ...... you can learn that at babypips dot com..... if you need good info contact me i will give you free tools about forex that will make you profitable earnin like 10 percent to 20 percent monthly

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tociano009:
All Muslim are terrorist, they are just pretending even there useless mohamed told them to beheaded non Muslim

what about the time christians killed muslim in plateau did we said jesus made them do dat? what about pastors doing illegal acts did we say jesus made them did that? i am a muslim i love prophet muhammad and jesus as a messenger of Almighty God.... you should never judge what muslims do by there act .. rather judge us by what is in our Quran and hadith..just the way we will judge christians based on the bible not the way they act.... alot of consipiracy is in the minds of those killing non muslims with no reason and according to our beloved prophet these muslim should be severely dealt with as there sin is like they have killed all humanity and he clearly madr mention non to kill any human....

kano state : alh umar ganduje APC

this is the holy truth nice post

SeverusSnape:
Like husband like wife.

Illiterate Certificateless certificate forgers.

well atleast she is not the GBagum Queeen ,, all the episodes of grammer we learnt from our first lady is Enuf ,,, chaiii deris God ooo all this information you are sharing

courage54:
The author of this article should please answer these questions.


1. Was it conspiracy that made GEJ not to take any action when over 200 Chibok school girls were kidnapped?

2. Was is also conspiracy that made GEJ not to probe the action of the minister that conducted the immigration exam that took the lives of over 16 graduates that paid for that recruitment?

3. Was it conspiracy that caused ASUU, Polytechnic workers strikes? That has caused our school children to spend more times at home more than they have spent at school? And even caused the lives of some of them?

4. Was it the same conspiracy that has caused the shortage of power supply? Which has cause many SME into premature death?

5. Was it the same conspiracy that caused all the multiple accidents in our roads which has claimed a lot of lives? When we all no is due to the bad state of our roads?

6. Maybe is the same conspiracy that has made GEJ to legalise corruption by saying stealing is not corruption bearing in mind the case of our missing 20billion dollars, Stella Odua case, Daziani 10billion dollars private jet case, subside criminals, pension scams, e.t.c

I am not supporting Buhari because of his age, I am not supporting Buhari because of his accent, I am not supporting Buhari because he is Hausa/Fulani, I am not supporting Buhari because he is a Muslim, Christian or a theist, I am not supporting Buhari because he was once a military man. Whether General has certificate or not none of my business. Whether he is a computer litterate or not, I am less concerned. Strongly, I am supporting General Muhammadu Buhari because he is not a corrupt politician. GMB will never allow our $256million be spent the way Stella Oduah did under Jonathan's government, otherwise she will be prosecuted. Buhari will never allow over $20billion excess crude squandered like the way it was done under Jonathan's government. Buhari will never allow
Bokoharam killing Nigerians, as a matter of fact why
will Camerounian soldiers will be winning war against Bokoharam and Nigerian soldiers at loosing end? Buhari will never allow someone (like Maina) to run away with pension money without him been
prosecuted. Buhari will never allow Olabode George to be wasting Sure-P money on PDP at the detriment of all Nigerians as alleged by Obanikoro. Corruption is what is killing us in Nigeria, if you enter any of these politicians house (s) you will weep for generations unborn as you see fleet of cars parked left unused. My people, my people, please let us give General Muhammadu Buhari a trial, it is a matter of FOUR years, I believe he will not fail us, even if he fail, we will also send him back to Daura with our votes. Buhari/Osinbajo the best team for now.

God Bless Nigeria
God bless Niger-delta

. This makes complete sense its just a naked truth and a fact

soldierdollar:

you know its sad as you pdp fans only mock buhari for illicit things you cant mock his govment performance when he was head of state because you guys know it was good, but had buharii had lapsis pdp will findd that and expose it to the media... yet none to be found because he was corruption free and nigerians had security... now with jonathan as our clueless leader things are crappy.. like insecurity, fraud , oil subsidy, ASUU strike, drz strike, $20billion thats N4.3 trillion .... no power electricity but this man jonathan was able to lie to the world on CNN that he has provided it i can keep listing them... we just have a clueless lieing corrupt president so we need change #ihavedecided to vote GMB/osinbajo

As a Muslim I totally agree with this post,,, and it is Exactly what Allah (God) told us to do ,,, that first he wouldn't change our situation until we act and change ourselves (Qur'an 13 : 11 ) meaning help from the Almighty God will come when we have stood up and proven we need him .