₦airaland Forum

DECLARATION OF ASSETS.
Since our president and his vice have declared their assets, it is very important that l also declare mine too as a good citizen... and it goes thus:
1. Four pencil trousers.
2. 9 T-shirts.
3. No wife
4.No Son, and no daughter.
5. One bathroom slippers.
6. Three shoes.
7. Two ties.
8. Half bag of pure water.
9. One drum of rain water.
10. One bottle of Oil as a cream (ororo eran dindin).
11. Two GSM (1 Nokia & 1 BB, 1Tablet jkk, and 1ORG phone ).
12. Three kongo of Black yam flour (elubọ iṣu).
13. Six ankara.
14. 3 pots and one kettle.
15. One set of spoons and a set of plates.
16. One lantern.
17. One stove.
18. One gallon for buying kerosine.
19. One carpet and one Mouka foam.
20. 32 inch LG Plasma Tv.
21. Seven and a half girlfriends (2 in Lagos, 2 in Abuja, 2 in Ibadan, 1 in Port Harcourt, 1/2 in Calabar).
22. Four boxerṣ and Three undies.
23. N1,010 @ GTbank, and N1,005 @First Bank .Pls to continue to be my friend pls declear urs.

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DECLARATION OF ASSETS.
Since our president and his vice have declared their assets, it is very important that l also declare mine too as a good citizen... and it goes thus:
1. Four pencil trousers.
2. 9 T-shirts.
3. No wife
4.No Son, and no daughter.
5. One bathroom slippers.
6. Three shoes.
7. Two ties.
8. Half bag of pure water.
9. One drum of rain water.
10. One bottle of Oil as a cream (ororo eran dindin).
11. Two GSM (1 Nokia & 1 BB, 1Tablet jkk, and 1ORG phone ).
12. Three kongo of Black yam flour (elubọ iṣu).
13. Six ankara.
14. 3 pots and one kettle.
15. One set of spoons and a set of plates.
16. One lantern.
17. One stove.
18. One gallon for buying kerosine.
19. One carpet and one Mouka foam.
20. 32 inch LG Plasma Tv.
21. Seven and a half girlfriends (2 in Lagos, 2 in Abuja, 2 in Ibadan, 1 in Port Harcourt, 1/2 in Calabar).
22. Four boxerṣ and Three undies.
23. N1,010 @ GTbank, and N1,005 @First Bank .Pls to continue to be my friend pls declear urs. Cc :ben 13,dani1luv,lalasticlala

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I said it this keeper can not be keeping in nigeria premier league see as the guy fresh and thanks for your superb save today if not they for don they raise eyebrow on top our coach

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Lalasticlala

Fp

spiralwedge:
MAMA AJASCO


FTC
its not LADYF again

mak it mak fp na

spiralwedge:
FTC
its not LADYF again

mak it make fp fest

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Jesu!! Is dat why we are here,find bill pass m mak it turn to law na basketbal ball u dy pass!#smh,0h Lord com down nd manifest

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Sahmmuehl:
pitching my tent

abeg shift m smal i wan pitch ma own also

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Miner13:
By the time Nigerians are through with probing I am 1million% sure Nigeria will at least make the top 10

Adatob so if you're the mod
You'll now move this to fp coz of 666 which you drafted out of your blind mind and sense.

Well no more reasoning sense

the only thing i know is that you feel like wailing and i can't b punching pads to take shot to a fake b*tch like you,pls maintain ur lane

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0ya the moderators do the needful

Cc: lalasticlalala do d needful for people to see USA medal

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I wil modify when it make front page

Modified: ahahahahaha sandra don enter her own,and she go dy form yoyo 4 me whereas she dy chek ma timeline lik sey na fake pad(during menses)! It worked bro

I gas tel ma pastor's wife dis thing