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Jokes EtcRe: Moth: Man Of The House by adeabdul2(op): 9:51am On Feb 18, 2020
The Rat Doctor

Wifey: "Dear we have a rat problem. Please go to the chemist for rat medicine."

Hubby: "Why the chemist, is the rat sick? "
LiteratureRe: Authors On Okadabooks Drop Your Book Info Here by adeabdul2(m): 1:20am On Feb 18, 2020
THE LOVELESS NIGHT

ROMANCE: SHORT STORY
Sandy had always been crazy about boys. Unfortunately, they never fancied her so much. Especially, not with her hot best friend always around. So valentine after valentine she spent alone, without love. Until, along came one particularly loveless valentine's night.


https://okadabooks.com/book/about/the_loveless_night/31285

FoodRe: The Largest Bread Ever Baked Here In Lagos by adeabdul2(op): 6:58pm On Feb 17, 2020
Please be informed that the new date of the Lagos Bread Festival is 14th March, 2020.
LiteratureRe: The Loveless Night by adeabdul2(op): 1:48pm On Feb 17, 2020
CHAPTER 1: LOVELESS

Sandy was pretending with her book again. Staying late in the ICT lab, long after classes have ended. While the entire school was out partying, dining and drinking in the euphoria of that lovers’ day.

St. Valentines’ Day.

That dreadful day was here again. With its chocolates, flower bouquets, romance, love songs and that annoying baby angel: cupid. It was all so absolutely revolting. Revolting, because she was always ignored. Valentines’ day is everything a love hopeful could ever ask for. But Sandra Uchenna was not a love hopeful. She, a plain-looking girl with large eyes and hair like pineapple that defiantly stuck out from her head no matter how much relaxer she dabbed onto it. And worse off she had a nearly flat chest and backside, so sexy is out of it. Sometimes when she wore her jeans or pants people often mistook her for a guy from behind. So as far as valentines’ day goes she wasn’t a bull eye for most guys.

 

Her best friend Yetty, on the other hand, was a bombshell. Yetunde Amoo is every Romeo’s dream love and every Casanova’s dream catch. She had a busty chest and a hot ass, with small sexy cat eyes to die for. And hair that gracefully falls in submission across her perfect oval-shaped face whenever she adds only a touch of relaxer to it.

These two have been best friends since high school with Yetty, who didn’t care much for boys initially, getting all the romantic attention since her ripening in J.S.S.3. While Sandy, who has been dreaming of boys and romance and marriage since her primary school days couldn’t even get a “hello” from guys, not to mention a date.

 

She became so ignored that she by their senior years she had lost all confidence in talking to guys. So when she’d eventually fancied a guy, Yetunde offered to do the talking. That backfired though. Because then all the guys Yetty talked to, eventually ended up fancying Yetunde. She would never forget when Yetty offered to talk to Seun on her behalf. Seun then the newly transferred student with quiet half-caste features. So Yetunde walked up to him and they talked for longer than necessary and later she came back saying:

“It is done; he will see you later.”

But he took his time to ‘see her later’ and so she summoned up the courage to meet him herself and when she did he said:

“Oh, I’m sorry but I changed my mind. It is your friend Yetty that I like.”
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Jokes EtcRe: Moth: Man Of The House by adeabdul2(op): 9:42am On Feb 17, 2020
Mr Romantic

Wifey: "Dear, can't you be romantic for once?"

Hubby: "Alright, do you want to hear a poem?

Wifey: "Yes!"

Hubby: "Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am hungry. Please bring my food".
Jokes EtcRe: Moth: Man Of The House by adeabdul2(op): 9:39am On Feb 17, 2020
The Gentleman

Wifey: "Dear, the teacher says that junior is the most gentle and quiet boy in her class."

Hubby: "What? There must be another junior in her class".
LiteratureThe Loveless Night by adeabdul2(op): 7:02pm On Feb 16, 2020
Hey fams. I wrote this love story on valentine's day (you know because I am in love with love). It is a short story though but short and sweet. I hope that you will enjoy it.

Cheers!
Jokes EtcRe: Moth: Man Of The House by adeabdul2(op): 10:33am On Feb 15, 2020
FITNESS

Wifey: "Your friend is dieting and exercising to look good for his girlfriend. Why don't you diet and exercise for me?"

Hubby (eating swallow): "I'm married, I don't have to be attractive."
Jokes EtcRe: Moth: Man Of The House by adeabdul2(op): 8:35am On Feb 14, 2020
CUSTOMER CARE

WIFEY: "Who were you talking to so sweetly on the phone like that?"

HUBBY: "Darling, I was talking to my customer. And that is my Customer Care Voice!"
HealthRe: How Best To Use Essential And Carrier Oils by adeabdul2(op): 1:52pm On Feb 12, 2020
Kalamu Rosool
The Prophet Recommendation (peace be upon him): Abu Huraira may Allah be pleased with him said: I heard the Messenger of Allah, peace be upon him say: In black seeds is a cure for every disease except death.
Torah and the Bible: It is mentioned in the Torah (Old Testament) under the name Guzha which is Hebrew label for black seed as pointed out by the author of Dictionary of Gospel Stone.
Treasures Through History:
The black seed (Nigella Sativa) is one of the most common types of medicinal plants. Doctors were concerned of it since antiquity as a medicinal plant which is used for the treatment of many diseases.
With the advancement of time, the evolution of scientific research, and means of knowledge around such plant because of the accumulation and transmission of experiences since the Pharaoh’s era through the medieval time and till the end of the present time.
This issue still has the interest of clinicians and researchers in the areas of health and nutrition. ElHawag company has the honour to match the latest scientific research of this miracle plant at the global level.
The health benefits of the black seeds.
1. It Strengthens the Immune System: Scientific studies have shown that it helps in strengthening the body’s immunity, by increasing the activity of the cell (T) that kills harmful organisms by 72%
2. Anti-Cancer Activity: In 1991, a study was conducted and its results demonstrated the ability of the active ingredient (nigellone) in the prevention and inhibition of tumor cell type of ECA by 100% and the type of DLA by 50%.
3. Anti-Inflammatory Effect: The studies conducted in the Faculty of Pharmacy, University of London, 1995 and at the King Saud University in Riyadh, 1997 showed that the oil’s external application has a significant impact on resistanting infections through their ability to alleviate rheumatic diseases.
4. It is useful in High Blood Pressure.
5. It is a strong Sexual Tonic (drink with Frankincense)
6. It is useful with Haemorrhoids (rub oil on the anus and drink).
7. It removes Phlegm and is useful in cases of Forgetfulness.

Usage: Put a teaspoon of black seed oil in a quarter cup of water in the morning before breakfast (it is recommended to add a tablespoon of honey).
External Usage: The place should be cleaned with warm water and gently massaged.

Jokes EtcMoth: Man Of The House by adeabdul2(op): 11:27am On Feb 11, 2020
WIFE: "Dear, you are really looking handsome this morning o! Your body is looking lighter and your muscles are looking bigger!"

HUSBAND (thinking): "Hmmm, how much money does she want this time?"
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HealthRe: Natural Foods That Boost Men's Sexual Performance by adeabdul2(op): 10:39am On Feb 11, 2020
TIGERNUTS DRINK FOR TIGER POWER

Not everything is about pills and tablets sometimes all you need is the right nutrition to bring out the beast in you.

When you have the right juice, you testicles will produce so much sperm that your sexual appetite will be very high.

Coconut milk gives sperm motility and nourishes your system.

Dates boosts sex drive (libido), gives fast and strong penis erection and boosts fertility in both men and women.

Ginger boosts sperm production.

Tigernuts gives you that tiger power to drive home your sexual experience to the ultimate satisfaction.

Tigernuts drinks is beneficial for both men and women and it is best enjoyed together.

Share the drink to share the love.

HealthRe: Natural Herbs And Why We Love Them! by adeabdul2(op): 10:17am On Feb 11, 2020
TIGERNUTS DRINK FOR TIGER POWER

Not everything is about pills and tablets sometimes all you need is the right nutrition to bring out the beast in you.

When you have the right juice, you testicles will produce so much sperm that your sexual appetite will be very high.

Coconut milk gives sperm motility and nourishes your system.

Dates boosts sex drive (libido), gives fast and strong penis erection and boosts fertility in both men and women.

Ginger boosts sperm production.

Tigernuts gives you that tiger power to drive home your sexual experience to the ultimate satisfaction.

Tigernuts drinks is beneficial for both men and women and it is best enjoyed together.

Share the drink to share the love.

HealthRe: THICK Men by adeabdul2(op): 10:08am On Feb 11, 2020
TIGERNUTS DRINK FOR TIGER POWER

Not everything is about pills and tablets sometimes all you need is the right nutrition to bring out the beast in you.

When you have the right juice, you testicles will produce so much sperm that your sexual appetite will be very high.

Coconut milk gives sperm motility and nourishes your system.

Dates boosts sex drive (libido), gives fast and strong penis erection and boosts fertility in both men and women.

Ginger boosts sperm production.

Tigernuts gives you that tiger power to drive home your sexual experience to the ultimate satisfaction.

Tigernuts drinks is beneficial for both men and women and it is best enjoyed together.

Share the drink to share the love.

HealthRe: Natural Herbs And Why We Love Them! by adeabdul2(op): 9:51pm On Feb 07, 2020
Are You Afraid of the Coronavirus?

Tea Tree Oil contains so many chemicals that kills germs which makes it very useful as a disinfectant and a hand sanitizer.

To make your own hand sanitizer just mix 1 drop of Tea Tree Oil into a tablespoon of Olive Oil in a bottle and rub a few drops of that to your hands after washing.

To keep your hands nice, soft and germ free all day long.
HealthRe: Natural Herbs And Why We Love Them! by adeabdul2(op): 3:36pm On Feb 06, 2020
Fenugreek Powder

Did you know that Fenugreek is very beneficial in reducing all types of skin marks and blemishes?

Simply make a paste of it with water or olive oil and apply to the affected areas for 15 minutes and then wipe off with clean cotton.

Other benefits are:
Reduces Menstrual Discomfort
Reduces Menopause Discomfort
Reduces Cholesterol
Reduces Cardiovascular Risk
Controls Diabetes
Relieves constipation
Good for Kidney Trouble
Good for Testicular pains


Usage:

For breast pains: Put the medicine in a warm water and rub the medicine on it.

For Ulcer: Add Honey.

For bladder problems: Put the medicine in a warm water then drink it.



Treating hair fall with Coconut Oil:

Fenugreek Powder and coconut oil work well together in treating hair fall issues and moisturising the hair.

Add fenugreek powder to a bowl and add 1 tablespoon of coconut oil or olive oil to it.

Mix the both ingredients well and apply this paste on your hair, mostly the roots.

Let it dry for 10 minutes, and then wash it off with a mild shampoo.

HealthRe: How Did You Overcome Your Tooth Problem? by adeabdul2(m): 12:26pm On Feb 06, 2020
One Word: VINEGAR!

Whether it is white Vinegar or apple Cider vinegar. This always relieves tooth ache and it makes the teeth and your gums stronger and whiter when you use it.

Just put a little in your mouth and swish for about 1 minute morning and night.

HealthRe: Natural Herbs And Why We Love Them! by adeabdul2(op): 12:20pm On Feb 06, 2020
Fenugreek Seeds Powder

Did you know that Fenugreek is very beneficial in reducing all types of skin marks and blemishes?

Simply make a paste of it with water or olive oil and apply to the affected areas for 15 minutes and then wipe off with clean cotton.

HealthBest Herbs For Weight Loss by adeabdul2(op): 10:12pm On Feb 04, 2020
Get your weight under control with our products. They are tested and proven to help with weight loss.

Apple Cider Vinegar
Black Seeds Oil
Black Seed Powder
Cumin Seeds
Fat Reducing Tea
Honey with Garlic
Slimming Cream
Slimming Oil
Slimming Tea

NB: But for effective weight loss; eat a proper diet and exercise regularly.
A healthy permanent weight loss is not a one time thing, it is a healthy lifestyle change.

See you on the scale!

Poems For ReviewRe: Love & Friendship by adeabdul2(op): 1:14pm On Jan 23, 2020
Will do.

Thanks boss


noble4d:
Alright. A stanza is a group of lines in poem that are separated physically using spaces between the different stanzas.

We have couplet which consist of two consecutive lines of poem. Tercet has three lines, Quatrain has four lines, quintain has five lines....and many more.

You can check my thread "Rudiment of poetry" to learn more.
Poems For ReviewRe: Love & Friendship by adeabdul2(op): 12:57pm On Jan 23, 2020
I have no idea what that means
But thank you


noble4d:
Thumbs up poet. Please for next time sake, try arrange your poem in stanzas.
Poems For ReviewRe: Love & Friendship by adeabdul2(op): 9:12am On Jan 23, 2020
Thanks

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Poems For ReviewLove & Friendship by adeabdul2(op):
I broke your heart, t'was not my intention.
I wanted a friend, but you gave affection.
When clarity came, it confused us both.
Our real intent, we'd misunderstood
Our feelings weren't tagged, we mutually assumed.
What we each wanted, we each thought we knew.
We were together, with hearts not in order.
But what we both wanted, we both could not give.
Love brings friendship, though they're not the same.
I wanted companionship, romance was your game.
We'd hurt ourselves unintentionally, but we hurt all the same.
Should've spoken calmly, instead of trading blames.
Mean words were spoken, bad names were called.
That bridge is now broken, can't go back nor forward.
Our relationship got stranded, it wilted and died
Now what's left but sadness, to remember and cry.
TV/Movies2 Times that Game Of Thrones Fans Confuse Real Life With Westeros by adeabdul2(op):
Game of Thrones is the hit epic horror series that takes place in the fictional kingdom of Westeros and due to its popularity it has a huge fan base.

But sometimes fans can take things too far for instance.

David Ostrom, of Paola, Kansas, is currently in a prolonged custody battle with his ex-wife, who lives with their children in Shelby County, Iowa.

He had been trying to get to see his children for a long time and became so much frustrated with the legal battle that he finally requested that the judge allow the case be settled with "A Trial By Combat ".
A trial by combat is a GOT term for when someone in dispute call on a warrior to fight a one on one battle with his opponent's warrior and whoever's warrior wins, wins the dispute.

David was frustrated with the long legal proceedings of the court and finally requested for a quick settlement of the case.

The really funny thing is that...a trial by combat is legally allowed in the USA. So if the court permits it. A trial by combat can actually be used to settle the case, IF the court permits it.

David is really not the first person to request for this.

Several years back, a lawyer named Richard Luthmann asked for a trial by combat in response to getting sued for allegedly helping a client commit fraud.

Lithmann thought the case was so ridiculous that only a proper trail by combat could settle it.

FoodRe: The Largest Bread Ever Baked Here In Lagos by adeabdul2(op): 12:05am On Jan 15, 2020
Chei! So funny!

Sabby1:
Hope Iya Basirat will be there selling beans because... this life I can't kill myself oh...
FoodThe Largest Bread Ever Baked Here In Lagos by adeabdul2(op): 11:21pm On Jan 14, 2020
LAGOS BREAD FESTIVAL

Dear Lord, there is a festival for everything these days. Oh well, I can't complain when it's about bread.

A world record breaking attempt to bake the largest bread ever baked and who wouldn't wanna see that?

It's on Saturday 22nd of February at the Eko Atlantic. Might as well come with your stomach empty. All that bread's gonna need a lotta space.

Come! For THE LOVE OF BREAD.

HealthRe: Natural Herbs And Why We Love Them! by adeabdul2(op): 7:34pm On Jan 03, 2020
The Oil For All Seasons

"Black Seeds cures all diseases except death." Prophet Mohammad.

Black seed oil benefits everyone, everyday,everytime and in every season especially the Harmattan season.

Some benefits of taking black seed oil in harmattan season are:.

1. Warming Effects: Black seed oil warms the body! Black seed oil is naturally a warming oil. So drinking it warms the throat, the stomach and the entire body which is very necessary in this cold season. So don't drink alcohol or smoke to keep warm. Drink black seed oil.

2. Prevents Coughing & Asthma
Drinking black seed oil removes the sand and dust particles that accumulates in the throat and lungs. And so it clears phlegm, prevents coughs and the asthma attacks which is particularly prevalent in this season.

3. Increases Blood Circulation in the Body
The cold temperature in harmattan prevents blood from circulating properly in the body. But drinking black seed oil or black seed tea will circulate the blood properly to the fingers, toes and the rest of the body that needs it.

4. Skin Protection.
Rubbing black seed oil on the body increases the skin's elasticity because it will lock in moisture and prevent it from drying quickly. It will also kills any germs or bacteria that might have gathered on the skin.

5. Hair Protection
Applying black seed oil to your hair stops the hair from graying, from falling off and increases its black colour. It also increases the hair's length.

How To Use:
For Hair and Skin: You may have to apply the black seed oil morning and night or more to get the desired result.

For Health Benefits: You can take a teaspoon of black seed oil or add a teaspoon of black seed powder to hot tea, with/without honey and drink.

So you don't have to drink alcohol or smoke to warm yourself. Just drink black seed oil.

Live Healthy, Naturally!

HealthRe: How Best To Use Essential And Carrier Oils by adeabdul2(op): 7:30pm On Jan 03, 2020
The Oil For All Seasons

"Black Seeds cures all diseases except death." Prophet Mohammad.

Black seed oil benefits everyone, everyday, every time and in every season especially the Harmattan season.

Some benefits of taking black seed oil in harmattan season are:.

1. Warming Effects: Black seed oil warms the body! Black seed oil is naturally a warming oil. So drinking it warms the throat, the stomach and the entire body which is very necessary in this cold season. So don't drink alcohol or smoke to keep warm. Drink black seed oil.

2. Prevents Coughing & Asthma
Drinking black seed oil removes the sand and dust particles that accumulates in the throat and lungs. And so it clears phlegm, prevents coughs and the asthma attacks which is particularly prevalent in this season.

3. Increases Blood Circulation in the Body
The cold temperature in harmattan prevents blood from circulating properly in the body. But drinking black seed oil or black seed tea will circulate the blood properly to the fingers, toes and the rest of the body that needs it.

4. Skin Protection.
Rubbing black seed oil on the body increases the skin's elasticity because it will lock in moisture and prevent it from drying quickly. It will also kills any germs or bacteria that might have gathered on the skin.

5. Hair Protection
Applying black seed oil to your hair stops the hair from graying, from falling off and increases its black colour. It also increases the hair's length.

How To Use:
For Hair and Skin: You may have to apply the black seed oil morning and night or more to get the desired result.

For Health Benefits: You can take a teaspoon of black seed oil or add a teaspoon of black seed powder to hot tea, with/without honey and drink.

So you don't have to drink alcohol or smoke to warm yourself. Just drink black seed oil.

Live Healthy, Naturally!

HealthRe: Surviving The Harmattan Season by adeabdul2(op): 7:28pm On Jan 03, 2020
The Oil For All Seasons

"Black Seeds cures all diseases except death." Prophet Mohammad.

Black seed oil benefits everyone, everyday,everytime and in every season especially the Harmattan season.

Some benefits of taking black seed oil in harmattan season are:.

1. Warming Effects: Black seed oil warms the body! Black seed oil is naturally a warming oil. So drinking it warms the throat, the stomach and the entire body which is very necessary in this cold season. So don't drink alcohol or smoke to keep warm. Drink black seed oil.

2. Prevents Coughing & Asthma
Drinking black seed oil removes the sand and dust particles that accumulates in the throat and lungs. And so it clears phlegm, prevents coughs and the asthma attacks which is particularly prevalent in this season.

3. Increases Blood Circulation in the Body
The cold temperature in harmattan prevents blood from circulating properly in the body. But drinking black seed oil or black seed tea will circulate the blood properly to the fingers, toes and the rest of the body that needs it.

4. Skin Protection.
Rubbing black seed oil on the body increases the skin's elasticity because it will lock in moisture and prevent it from drying quickly. It will also kills any germs or bacteria that might have gathered on the skin.

5. Hair Protection
Applying black seed oil to your hair stops the hair from graying, from falling off and increases its black colour. It also increases the hair's length.

How To Use:
For Hair and Skin: You may have to apply the black seed oil morning and night or more to get the desired result.

For Health Benefits: You can take a teaspoon of black seed oil or add a teaspoon of black seed powder to hot tea, with/without honey and drink.

So you don't have to drink alcohol or smoke to warm yourself. Just drink black seed oil.

Live Healthy, Naturally!

HealthRe: Surviving The Harmattan Season by adeabdul2(op): 5:48pm On Dec 29, 2019
Essential Oils For Harmattan

Harmattan is here again.

The harshest weather in Nigeria.
Our skin tends to dry up and become whitish sometimes it even cracks open. Some people's lips become so dry that they start peeling. Even the hair too becomes more brittle and start splitting or breaking off.

So in this season, it is wise to use essential oils directly or add them to your haircare and skincare products to keep them effective at this time.

Oils are better for harmattan season because they don't dry up quickly. Here are some beneficial oils for you in this season.

1. Jojoba Oil for Skin
Jojoba is very similar to the oil that our skin produces. It is easily absorbed by the skin and it is wonderful for people with sensitive skin that's why it is used in the production of many products haircare and skincare products. So if your skin dries up rubbing jojoba oil is a very good idea or you can add it to your lotions or creams.

2. Castor Oil + Vitamin E for Hairs
Mixing castor oil and vitamin e together is very beneficial for your hair including eyelashes and eyebrows. Just add 3 vitamin e capsules to 30ml of castor oil and apply the mixture regularly to keep your hair moisturised and healthy.

3. Coconut/ Argan/ Tea tree Oil for cracked heels.
Another discomfort to harmattan is that the skin of our feet sometimes crack up at the heel making us look like we have beggers' feet.
To alleviate this when bathing use a soft scrub to wash off excess skin and afterwards apply any of the above named oils. Tea tree is antiseptic and is preferable if your feet tends to bleed in this season.

4. Sweet Almond/ Rose Geranium/ Lavender Oil for chapped lips.
If you're like me and your lips tend to crack open and become red in this season my advice is to... well use a lip balm. But some lip balms can cause more problems like itching so instead just apply on any of the above mentioned oils above for relief.

So there you have it; my skin care advice for harmattan season. I hope it helps. Also let me know if you have a special regiment that helps you in this season.

Be Healthy, Naturally!

HealthRe: Don't Take Sugars: Use Dates Sugar & Syrup by adeabdul2(op): 5:41pm On Dec 23, 2019
Stop taking Sugar drinks!

DANGERS!:
Weight Gain
Turns into Fat in Your Liver
Drastically Increases Tummy Fat
May Cause Insulin Resistance
Leading Dietary Cause of Type 2 Diabetes
No Essential Nutrients — Just Sugar
It is Addictive
Increases Heart Disease Risk
Increases Risk of Cancer
Bad for Teeth and Gums
Increases Risk of Gout

HealthDon't Take Sugars: Use Dates Sugar & Syrup by adeabdul2(op):
Dates Syrup
by Dates Nature

100% processed madjool dates, No additives, No preservatives.

Benefits of date syrup are it contains fibre, inexpensive to make, high in antioxidants and is an excellent natural sweetener.
Direction for Use: Mix with tea, coffee, unsweetened yoghurt, custard, pap, smoothies etc. as sweetener.

Stop taking SUGAR today.
USE DATES SYRUP.

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