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The Rat Doctor Wifey: "Dear we have a rat problem. Please go to the chemist for rat medicine." Hubby: "Why the chemist, is the rat sick? " |
THE LOVELESS NIGHT ROMANCE: SHORT STORY Sandy had always been crazy about boys. Unfortunately, they never fancied her so much. Especially, not with her hot best friend always around. So valentine after valentine she spent alone, without love. Until, along came one particularly loveless valentine's night. https://okadabooks.com/book/about/the_loveless_night/31285
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Please be informed that the new date of the Lagos Bread Festival is 14th March, 2020. |
CHAPTER 1: LOVELESS Sandy was pretending with her book again. Staying late in the ICT lab, long after classes have ended. While the entire school was out partying, dining and drinking in the euphoria of that lovers’ day. St. Valentines’ Day. That dreadful day was here again. With its chocolates, flower bouquets, romance, love songs and that annoying baby angel: cupid. It was all so absolutely revolting. Revolting, because she was always ignored. Valentines’ day is everything a love hopeful could ever ask for. But Sandra Uchenna was not a love hopeful. She, a plain-looking girl with large eyes and hair like pineapple that defiantly stuck out from her head no matter how much relaxer she dabbed onto it. And worse off she had a nearly flat chest and backside, so sexy is out of it. Sometimes when she wore her jeans or pants people often mistook her for a guy from behind. So as far as valentines’ day goes she wasn’t a bull eye for most guys. Her best friend Yetty, on the other hand, was a bombshell. Yetunde Amoo is every Romeo’s dream love and every Casanova’s dream catch. She had a busty chest and a hot ass, with small sexy cat eyes to die for. And hair that gracefully falls in submission across her perfect oval-shaped face whenever she adds only a touch of relaxer to it. These two have been best friends since high school with Yetty, who didn’t care much for boys initially, getting all the romantic attention since her ripening in J.S.S.3. While Sandy, who has been dreaming of boys and romance and marriage since her primary school days couldn’t even get a “hello” from guys, not to mention a date. She became so ignored that she by their senior years she had lost all confidence in talking to guys. So when she’d eventually fancied a guy, Yetunde offered to do the talking. That backfired though. Because then all the guys Yetty talked to, eventually ended up fancying Yetunde. She would never forget when Yetty offered to talk to Seun on her behalf. Seun then the newly transferred student with quiet half-caste features. So Yetunde walked up to him and they talked for longer than necessary and later she came back saying: “It is done; he will see you later.” But he took his time to ‘see her later’ and so she summoned up the courage to meet him herself and when she did he said: “Oh, I’m sorry but I changed my mind. It is your friend Yetty that I like.”
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Mr Romantic Wifey: "Dear, can't you be romantic for once?" Hubby: "Alright, do you want to hear a poem? Wifey: "Yes!" Hubby: "Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am hungry. Please bring my food". |
The Gentleman Wifey: "Dear, the teacher says that junior is the most gentle and quiet boy in her class." Hubby: "What? There must be another junior in her class". |
Hey fams. I wrote this love story on valentine's day (you know because I am in love with love). It is a short story though but short and sweet. I hope that you will enjoy it. Cheers! |
FITNESS Wifey: "Your friend is dieting and exercising to look good for his girlfriend. Why don't you diet and exercise for me?" Hubby (eating swallow): "I'm married, I don't have to be attractive." |
CUSTOMER CARE WIFEY: "Who were you talking to so sweetly on the phone like that?" HUBBY: "Darling, I was talking to my customer. And that is my Customer Care Voice!" |
Kalamu Rosool The Prophet Recommendation (peace be upon him): Abu Huraira may Allah be pleased with him said: I heard the Messenger of Allah, peace be upon him say: In black seeds is a cure for every disease except death. Torah and the Bible: It is mentioned in the Torah (Old Testament) under the name Guzha which is Hebrew label for black seed as pointed out by the author of Dictionary of Gospel Stone. Treasures Through History: The black seed (Nigella Sativa) is one of the most common types of medicinal plants. Doctors were concerned of it since antiquity as a medicinal plant which is used for the treatment of many diseases. With the advancement of time, the evolution of scientific research, and means of knowledge around such plant because of the accumulation and transmission of experiences since the Pharaoh’s era through the medieval time and till the end of the present time. This issue still has the interest of clinicians and researchers in the areas of health and nutrition. ElHawag company has the honour to match the latest scientific research of this miracle plant at the global level. The health benefits of the black seeds. 1. It Strengthens the Immune System: Scientific studies have shown that it helps in strengthening the body’s immunity, by increasing the activity of the cell (T) that kills harmful organisms by 72% 2. Anti-Cancer Activity: In 1991, a study was conducted and its results demonstrated the ability of the active ingredient (nigellone) in the prevention and inhibition of tumor cell type of ECA by 100% and the type of DLA by 50%. 3. Anti-Inflammatory Effect: The studies conducted in the Faculty of Pharmacy, University of London, 1995 and at the King Saud University in Riyadh, 1997 showed that the oil’s external application has a significant impact on resistanting infections through their ability to alleviate rheumatic diseases. 4. It is useful in High Blood Pressure. 5. It is a strong Sexual Tonic (drink with Frankincense) 6. It is useful with Haemorrhoids (rub oil on the anus and drink). 7. It removes Phlegm and is useful in cases of Forgetfulness. Usage: Put a teaspoon of black seed oil in a quarter cup of water in the morning before breakfast (it is recommended to add a tablespoon of honey). External Usage: The place should be cleaned with warm water and gently massaged.
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WIFE: "Dear, you are really looking handsome this morning o! Your body is looking lighter and your muscles are looking bigger!" HUSBAND (thinking): "Hmmm, how much money does she want this time?" ������ |
TIGERNUTS DRINK FOR TIGER POWER Not everything is about pills and tablets sometimes all you need is the right nutrition to bring out the beast in you. When you have the right juice, you testicles will produce so much sperm that your sexual appetite will be very high. Coconut milk gives sperm motility and nourishes your system. Dates boosts sex drive (libido), gives fast and strong penis erection and boosts fertility in both men and women. Ginger boosts sperm production. Tigernuts gives you that tiger power to drive home your sexual experience to the ultimate satisfaction. Tigernuts drinks is beneficial for both men and women and it is best enjoyed together. Share the drink to share the love.
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TIGERNUTS DRINK FOR TIGER POWER Not everything is about pills and tablets sometimes all you need is the right nutrition to bring out the beast in you. When you have the right juice, you testicles will produce so much sperm that your sexual appetite will be very high. Coconut milk gives sperm motility and nourishes your system. Dates boosts sex drive (libido), gives fast and strong penis erection and boosts fertility in both men and women. Ginger boosts sperm production. Tigernuts gives you that tiger power to drive home your sexual experience to the ultimate satisfaction. Tigernuts drinks is beneficial for both men and women and it is best enjoyed together. Share the drink to share the love.
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TIGERNUTS DRINK FOR TIGER POWER Not everything is about pills and tablets sometimes all you need is the right nutrition to bring out the beast in you. When you have the right juice, you testicles will produce so much sperm that your sexual appetite will be very high. Coconut milk gives sperm motility and nourishes your system. Dates boosts sex drive (libido), gives fast and strong penis erection and boosts fertility in both men and women. Ginger boosts sperm production. Tigernuts gives you that tiger power to drive home your sexual experience to the ultimate satisfaction. Tigernuts drinks is beneficial for both men and women and it is best enjoyed together. Share the drink to share the love.
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Are You Afraid of the Coronavirus? Tea Tree Oil contains so many chemicals that kills germs which makes it very useful as a disinfectant and a hand sanitizer. To make your own hand sanitizer just mix 1 drop of Tea Tree Oil into a tablespoon of Olive Oil in a bottle and rub a few drops of that to your hands after washing. To keep your hands nice, soft and germ free all day long. |
Fenugreek Powder Did you know that Fenugreek is very beneficial in reducing all types of skin marks and blemishes? Simply make a paste of it with water or olive oil and apply to the affected areas for 15 minutes and then wipe off with clean cotton. Other benefits are: Reduces Menstrual Discomfort Reduces Menopause Discomfort Reduces Cholesterol Reduces Cardiovascular Risk Controls Diabetes Relieves constipation Good for Kidney Trouble Good for Testicular pains Usage: For breast pains: Put the medicine in a warm water and rub the medicine on it. For Ulcer: Add Honey. For bladder problems: Put the medicine in a warm water then drink it. Treating hair fall with Coconut Oil: Fenugreek Powder and coconut oil work well together in treating hair fall issues and moisturising the hair. Add fenugreek powder to a bowl and add 1 tablespoon of coconut oil or olive oil to it. Mix the both ingredients well and apply this paste on your hair, mostly the roots. Let it dry for 10 minutes, and then wash it off with a mild shampoo.
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One Word: VINEGAR! Whether it is white Vinegar or apple Cider vinegar. This always relieves tooth ache and it makes the teeth and your gums stronger and whiter when you use it. Just put a little in your mouth and swish for about 1 minute morning and night.
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Fenugreek Seeds Powder Did you know that Fenugreek is very beneficial in reducing all types of skin marks and blemishes? Simply make a paste of it with water or olive oil and apply to the affected areas for 15 minutes and then wipe off with clean cotton.
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Get your weight under control with our products. They are tested and proven to help with weight loss. Apple Cider Vinegar Black Seeds Oil Black Seed Powder Cumin Seeds Fat Reducing Tea Honey with Garlic Slimming Cream Slimming Oil Slimming Tea NB: But for effective weight loss; eat a proper diet and exercise regularly. A healthy permanent weight loss is not a one time thing, it is a healthy lifestyle change. See you on the scale!
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Will do. Thanks boss noble4d: |
I have no idea what that means But thank you noble4d: |
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I broke your heart, t'was not my intention. I wanted a friend, but you gave affection. When clarity came, it confused us both. Our real intent, we'd misunderstood Our feelings weren't tagged, we mutually assumed. What we each wanted, we each thought we knew. We were together, with hearts not in order. But what we both wanted, we both could not give. Love brings friendship, though they're not the same. I wanted companionship, romance was your game. We'd hurt ourselves unintentionally, but we hurt all the same. Should've spoken calmly, instead of trading blames. Mean words were spoken, bad names were called. That bridge is now broken, can't go back nor forward. Our relationship got stranded, it wilted and died Now what's left but sadness, to remember and cry. |
Game of Thrones is the hit epic horror series that takes place in the fictional kingdom of Westeros and due to its popularity it has a huge fan base. But sometimes fans can take things too far for instance. David Ostrom, of Paola, Kansas, is currently in a prolonged custody battle with his ex-wife, who lives with their children in Shelby County, Iowa. He had been trying to get to see his children for a long time and became so much frustrated with the legal battle that he finally requested that the judge allow the case be settled with "A Trial By Combat ". A trial by combat is a GOT term for when someone in dispute call on a warrior to fight a one on one battle with his opponent's warrior and whoever's warrior wins, wins the dispute. David was frustrated with the long legal proceedings of the court and finally requested for a quick settlement of the case. The really funny thing is that...a trial by combat is legally allowed in the USA. So if the court permits it. A trial by combat can actually be used to settle the case, IF the court permits it. David is really not the first person to request for this. Several years back, a lawyer named Richard Luthmann asked for a trial by combat in response to getting sued for allegedly helping a client commit fraud. Lithmann thought the case was so ridiculous that only a proper trail by combat could settle it.
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Chei! So funny! Sabby1: |
LAGOS BREAD FESTIVAL Dear Lord, there is a festival for everything these days. Oh well, I can't complain when it's about bread. A world record breaking attempt to bake the largest bread ever baked and who wouldn't wanna see that? It's on Saturday 22nd of February at the Eko Atlantic. Might as well come with your stomach empty. All that bread's gonna need a lotta space. Come! For THE LOVE OF BREAD.
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The Oil For All Seasons "Black Seeds cures all diseases except death." Prophet Mohammad. Black seed oil benefits everyone, everyday,everytime and in every season especially the Harmattan season. Some benefits of taking black seed oil in harmattan season are:. 1. Warming Effects: Black seed oil warms the body! Black seed oil is naturally a warming oil. So drinking it warms the throat, the stomach and the entire body which is very necessary in this cold season. So don't drink alcohol or smoke to keep warm. Drink black seed oil. 2. Prevents Coughing & Asthma Drinking black seed oil removes the sand and dust particles that accumulates in the throat and lungs. And so it clears phlegm, prevents coughs and the asthma attacks which is particularly prevalent in this season. 3. Increases Blood Circulation in the Body The cold temperature in harmattan prevents blood from circulating properly in the body. But drinking black seed oil or black seed tea will circulate the blood properly to the fingers, toes and the rest of the body that needs it. 4. Skin Protection. Rubbing black seed oil on the body increases the skin's elasticity because it will lock in moisture and prevent it from drying quickly. It will also kills any germs or bacteria that might have gathered on the skin. 5. Hair Protection Applying black seed oil to your hair stops the hair from graying, from falling off and increases its black colour. It also increases the hair's length. How To Use: For Hair and Skin: You may have to apply the black seed oil morning and night or more to get the desired result. For Health Benefits: You can take a teaspoon of black seed oil or add a teaspoon of black seed powder to hot tea, with/without honey and drink. So you don't have to drink alcohol or smoke to warm yourself. Just drink black seed oil. Live Healthy, Naturally!
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The Oil For All Seasons "Black Seeds cures all diseases except death." Prophet Mohammad. Black seed oil benefits everyone, everyday, every time and in every season especially the Harmattan season. Some benefits of taking black seed oil in harmattan season are:. 1. Warming Effects: Black seed oil warms the body! Black seed oil is naturally a warming oil. So drinking it warms the throat, the stomach and the entire body which is very necessary in this cold season. So don't drink alcohol or smoke to keep warm. Drink black seed oil. 2. Prevents Coughing & Asthma Drinking black seed oil removes the sand and dust particles that accumulates in the throat and lungs. And so it clears phlegm, prevents coughs and the asthma attacks which is particularly prevalent in this season. 3. Increases Blood Circulation in the Body The cold temperature in harmattan prevents blood from circulating properly in the body. But drinking black seed oil or black seed tea will circulate the blood properly to the fingers, toes and the rest of the body that needs it. 4. Skin Protection. Rubbing black seed oil on the body increases the skin's elasticity because it will lock in moisture and prevent it from drying quickly. It will also kills any germs or bacteria that might have gathered on the skin. 5. Hair Protection Applying black seed oil to your hair stops the hair from graying, from falling off and increases its black colour. It also increases the hair's length. How To Use: For Hair and Skin: You may have to apply the black seed oil morning and night or more to get the desired result. For Health Benefits: You can take a teaspoon of black seed oil or add a teaspoon of black seed powder to hot tea, with/without honey and drink. So you don't have to drink alcohol or smoke to warm yourself. Just drink black seed oil. Live Healthy, Naturally!
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The Oil For All Seasons "Black Seeds cures all diseases except death." Prophet Mohammad. Black seed oil benefits everyone, everyday,everytime and in every season especially the Harmattan season. Some benefits of taking black seed oil in harmattan season are:. 1. Warming Effects: Black seed oil warms the body! Black seed oil is naturally a warming oil. So drinking it warms the throat, the stomach and the entire body which is very necessary in this cold season. So don't drink alcohol or smoke to keep warm. Drink black seed oil. 2. Prevents Coughing & Asthma Drinking black seed oil removes the sand and dust particles that accumulates in the throat and lungs. And so it clears phlegm, prevents coughs and the asthma attacks which is particularly prevalent in this season. 3. Increases Blood Circulation in the Body The cold temperature in harmattan prevents blood from circulating properly in the body. But drinking black seed oil or black seed tea will circulate the blood properly to the fingers, toes and the rest of the body that needs it. 4. Skin Protection. Rubbing black seed oil on the body increases the skin's elasticity because it will lock in moisture and prevent it from drying quickly. It will also kills any germs or bacteria that might have gathered on the skin. 5. Hair Protection Applying black seed oil to your hair stops the hair from graying, from falling off and increases its black colour. It also increases the hair's length. How To Use: For Hair and Skin: You may have to apply the black seed oil morning and night or more to get the desired result. For Health Benefits: You can take a teaspoon of black seed oil or add a teaspoon of black seed powder to hot tea, with/without honey and drink. So you don't have to drink alcohol or smoke to warm yourself. Just drink black seed oil. Live Healthy, Naturally!
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Essential Oils For Harmattan Harmattan is here again. The harshest weather in Nigeria. Our skin tends to dry up and become whitish sometimes it even cracks open. Some people's lips become so dry that they start peeling. Even the hair too becomes more brittle and start splitting or breaking off. So in this season, it is wise to use essential oils directly or add them to your haircare and skincare products to keep them effective at this time. Oils are better for harmattan season because they don't dry up quickly. Here are some beneficial oils for you in this season. 1. Jojoba Oil for Skin Jojoba is very similar to the oil that our skin produces. It is easily absorbed by the skin and it is wonderful for people with sensitive skin that's why it is used in the production of many products haircare and skincare products. So if your skin dries up rubbing jojoba oil is a very good idea or you can add it to your lotions or creams. 2. Castor Oil + Vitamin E for Hairs Mixing castor oil and vitamin e together is very beneficial for your hair including eyelashes and eyebrows. Just add 3 vitamin e capsules to 30ml of castor oil and apply the mixture regularly to keep your hair moisturised and healthy. 3. Coconut/ Argan/ Tea tree Oil for cracked heels. Another discomfort to harmattan is that the skin of our feet sometimes crack up at the heel making us look like we have beggers' feet. To alleviate this when bathing use a soft scrub to wash off excess skin and afterwards apply any of the above named oils. Tea tree is antiseptic and is preferable if your feet tends to bleed in this season. 4. Sweet Almond/ Rose Geranium/ Lavender Oil for chapped lips. If you're like me and your lips tend to crack open and become red in this season my advice is to... well use a lip balm. But some lip balms can cause more problems like itching so instead just apply on any of the above mentioned oils above for relief. So there you have it; my skin care advice for harmattan season. I hope it helps. Also let me know if you have a special regiment that helps you in this season. Be Healthy, Naturally!
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Stop taking Sugar drinks! DANGERS!: Weight Gain Turns into Fat in Your Liver Drastically Increases Tummy Fat May Cause Insulin Resistance Leading Dietary Cause of Type 2 Diabetes No Essential Nutrients — Just Sugar It is Addictive Increases Heart Disease Risk Increases Risk of Cancer Bad for Teeth and Gums Increases Risk of Gout
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Dates Syrup by Dates Nature 100% processed madjool dates, No additives, No preservatives. Benefits of date syrup are it contains fibre, inexpensive to make, high in antioxidants and is an excellent natural sweetener. Direction for Use: Mix with tea, coffee, unsweetened yoghurt, custard, pap, smoothies etc. as sweetener. Stop taking SUGAR today. USE DATES SYRUP.
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