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THE LOVELESS NIGHT: FINALE Suddenly, Sandra felt strongly attracted to Bamidele. She couldn’t remember being so turned on by anything or anyone in her life. Not even when she had seen bare chested models in magazines. She wanted nothing more, right there and then, than to pounce on him and feel his bare chest against her skin. To be wrapped in his thick arms and feel them hold her in sweet surrender. Someone had once told her that big people gave the best hugs. She wanted to experience that. She wanted to be held by Bamidele, she desired it more than anything in the world. "oh oh"! Her nipples were hardening. The most annoying thing about her small breasts were; the nipples. They had the embarrassing habit of becoming hard and pointy, directing east and west so conspicuously underneath her blouse whenever she was turned on. She instinctively raised her books to her chest to cover them. That’s when she glanced down for a look at his crotch. Disappointment. There was no trace of it in those dripping wet pants. She wasn't fooling herself though. The pants were oversized and she suspected that, like the rest of his body. His package must be very impressive indeed. She glanced away, embarrassed at herself and looked at the floor to see a wet card and a red crumpled box. “What are those?” she asked him as he was drumming his ears to remove water from them. He paused, bent down to pick them and then glanced up. “Sandy, will you…will you be my Valentine?” he asked so silently that she almost didn’t even hear him clearly at first. “Wha…what?” she said. Then she saw the question in his eyes. Kneeling with both knees in the puddle of water and trying to gather the wet box of chocolates. He was terrified of her rejection. His eyes pleaded for her to say “yes” but she was in a whirl. Just a few hours ago she was boycotting valentines’ day because she felt nobody cared. And a few minutes ago she was crying after being called “ugly” by the very attractive but promiscuous Mr Sola. And she was running to her room because she really was feeling “ugly” and “unwanted”. And now here she was; with Bamidele, who was possibly the most desirable guy on campus, wet and kneeling in a puddle of water and asking her to be his valentine. “YES!” she said loudly. Afraid of not being heard. “Yes, I will be your valentine.” she said again and Bamidele’s face broke into a rare and attractive smile that lit up his face. She loved his smile too. He was suddenly more animated. “Oh, wow! Thank you.” He exclaimed excitedly and gathered the contents of the chocolate box and handed it to her. Smiling, she took it. Happy to be receiving her first ever valentines’ day chocolates. Along with the wet valentines’ day card that he retrieved from the puddle of water. “This is also for you. Oh, and I wrote you something” still on the floor he rummaged in his pants’ pockets and brought out a wet piece of paper. He gently unfolded it and began reading; “Your beauty shines from afar. Never fading, always glowing, Like a distant star.” * “Your bounteous hair rises gracefully Never taming, ovation standing, In adorning majesty.” * “Your elegant mein bewitches me Always seizing, never releasing, In sweet sorcery." “OMG is Bami reading me poetry!?” she thought. “He is so sweet. A little weird but sweet.” and stared at him in disbelief. “Your mesmerizing eyes captivates me …AAAHHTCHOOO!” he sneezed. “Your mesmerizing eyes ACHOO! ACHOO!” he sneezed again and he began to really shake. “Sorry…Bami, it’s okay. Please get up, you’re shaking.” “Yes, thank you.” He got up blowing his nose. “You should change your clothes before you catch a cold.” She advised as he looked at his phone. “11:45pm! Valentines’ Day is almost over." He said "And there was so much I wanted to say…to show you…AAAATCHOO!” he sneezed sadly. “Oh that’s alright. We can have our valentines day whenever you’re better” “Really?” he asked perking up “Of course!” She said delightedly. “Okay then. I…I guess I’ll see you around then.” He said “Sure.” She responded smiling and for a second, there was an awkward moment where neither of them knew how to end the night… “Do we hug or kiss?” he tried to remember the instructions from the Google article he searched but then he sneezed again and instead said “Goodnight, Sandy!” and left running through the rain towards the male hostel. She watched him go for a few minutes, almost disbelieving what just happened. And when she realised that it all wasn’t a dream, that a guy: Bamidele had actually asked her to be his valentine. And waited in the rain for her. And gave her a box of chocolates and a valentine’s day card. And read her a poem, she screamed; “YEAAAAH!” She felt giddy. Finally, she had a romantic valentine’s day. She had Bami, who said she was beautiful, with mesmerizing eyes and elegant hair. When he said those lines she almost checked beside her to make sure that he was rhyming about her. But he meant her. Her Sandra Uchenna, was beautiful. And she believed him because she really was beautiful. If anyone thought that she was ugly then, that was their problem. She jumped into the rain and ran. Not because she didn’t like the rain but because she was too excited to walk. A guy had asked her to be his valentines and she was glad that it was Bamidele. She had always liked him. He was a nice guy. She just never knew that he was attractive. And my God! How attractive he was. Romantic too! He waited in the rain for her. That image she would never forget; Bamidele soaking wet, because of her. It was the most romantic thing she had ever seen. She thought about his chest again and felt lightheaded. She was happy. She didn’t even feel the raindrops. And he was hers. All hers for valentines’ day. But in the near future, he would be hers. All hers. No way was she going to allow any girl to get a piece of that beefcake. Not even Yetunde. If she dared ventured too close to her future baby daddy, she would claw her eyes out! His valentine she was tonight, tomorrow his girlfriend and very soon his wife. That was her lifelong mission now. She would ease Bami into it. He may have asked her to be his Valentine but she was going to be his one and only lifelong valentine. Forever! |
Hey fam. How yo doing? This is the final update of The Loveless Night. Remember that it is a short story? Good don't be angry that it is too short. Lol. I would love it if you could review the story for me here or on okadabooks at https://okadabooks.com/book/about/the_loveless_night/31285 Great! Now on to the finale. Xoxoxoxo |
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CHAPTER 3: BANDY 2 Eventually, her roommates told him that she wasn't in the room, nobody had seen her since class and she never takes her phone to class. All the girls in the hostel proceeded to help him search for her. This caused quite a stir and eventually, the entire campus came to hear of Bami and Sandy, the latest hot couple on campus. They were nicknamed; "Bandy"! Still, they all couldn’t find her. So thanks led the girls and went to look for her in the only place he had always found her: the ICT lab. She never missed a tutorial and because of that Bami never missed an opportunity to go and tutor. The truth was; Bami liked girls but he was shy and a little intimidated by them. And he never knew quite what to say to them. It was only Sandra with her big funny hair, high voice and big eyes that he was comfortable around, because she looked a little like a cartoon character. A very pretty cartoon character like Princess Aurora; in that old cartoon show: Voltron; Defender of the Universe. Bami liked cartoons very much. But it was especially because Sandra was very studious with her classes. She liked computers. In class, she was the only girl that would ask intelligent questions and he liked her for it, a lot. And after giving it a lot of thought and overcoming alot of procrastination he decided to go for her. So pre-valentines' day he actually Google searched "How to tell a girl that you like her" on his laptop and proceeded to follow the instructions. So there he was waiting at the bottom of the ICT class by the lamp post trying to get up the courage to go up and tell her how he felt. He waited for a long time. Until the rain began heavily and drenched him. It was while scuttling to get into the building that he bumped into her. And so, there he was again; wet, cold and shaking and he still had to tell he how he felt. Sandy could not believe that the guy standing by the lamp post all night was Bamidele. Somehow, she suspected he was there because of her. She wanted a quick explanation but she knew that Bamidele was not a guy you can rush so she let him take his time. Hesitantly, he started: "I... atchoo! Will you...atchoo!" he was sneezing in between sentences. "Bami, why don't you take off your suit. It is wet and you will catch a cold." she said. "You are correct!” he said, as he often did when a student got his question right. “Thank you." And he took off his suit’s jacket that was obviously oversized to everyone else except Bami. Coincidentally, his under shirt came off with it. Once that happened. It hit her. A eureka moment. A revelation. It felt like a veil was lifted from Sandra's eyes. Because she saw a side to Bamidele that she had never seen before, and few people have ever seen. She couldn’t believe that she had never noticed it before. It was as if cotton balls were removed from her eyes because before her, wet and shaking with cold, was the most attractive male body she had ever seen. Bamidele was a hunk! Instantaneously, that sexy soundtrack "Oh Yeah!" began playing in her head. As she surveyed the thick sexy torso before her. Bamidele was totally taking her by surprise! She had always thought that he was a fat guy underneath his oversized shirts. Oh, she was wrong. She was so wrong. Yes, he was a bit chubby. But his entire torso from his neck and shoulders to his chest and arms were in thick folds of muscle, not fat. Only his tummy had a little fat gut but he was far from the Michelin man she thought he was. He was a thick beefy man. With extra perfectly straight chest hairs that were now standing on end due to goosebumps from cold and they partly covered his tummy. His chest hairs looked so adorable that she felt like running her fingers through them. She began wondering how his arms were surprisingly thick for a guy who spent most of his time on his laptop. Good genes maybe? She thought. He also wasn't wearing his glasses which gave him a more manly look instead of the owl eyes that she was used to. And his wet afro hair that was dripping rain water to his face looked surprisingly sexy to her. Like that scene in a romantic movie when the hero emerges from the sea. Half naked and wet, with water dripping down to all to right places. She bit her lower lip and stared, when he shook his afro hair to free it of rain water, she saw it all happen in slow motion. As the water droplets ran down his thick eye brow. Down his little French moustache. Down to his lower lip that was a lighter shade of pink than the upper one. Down to his chin, his clavicle and she partly opened her mouth as the drops went to his bulgy chest. When the many droplets of water converged to the center of his belly, it became like a little stream and ran down to his belly button. She could barely contain herself because she wanted to grab him. Even Mr Sola, their departmental hottie never exuded such a strong magnetism towards her. Suddenly, Sandra felt strongly attracted to Bamidele. |
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CHAPTER 3: BANDY Surprised! "Bami? Ah, what are you doing here?" He didn't answer her immediately, but instead, he began picking up all her books and handed them to her. His hands were shaking and cold because he was completely drenched by the rain. What Sandra didn't know was that Bamidele, the shy bookworm tutor had been looking for her, all evening. He had even made Sandra popular in the entire school. Because it was the first time anyone had ever seen or heard him show even the smallest interest in any girl on campus. He was wearing an ill-fitting suit and formal shoes and carried a box of chocolates with a valentine’s day love card. He had looked for her in the girls’ hostel. She wasn’t there, but all the other girls came out to see for themselves; Bamidele the efiko, who did not look at any girl all through his first year. Till now, in his final year to be playing Romeo because of Sandra. “Sandra of all girls”, they thought. Because much prettier girls were available on campus. Just by being interested in Sandra, Bami had unknowingly raised her level on campus. After all, any girl that can interest an egg-headed bookworm like Bamidele, must be pretty special, not so? Afterwards, guys and even girls on campus would look twice at her to try to find that X-factor that made Bami like her. Bamidele was already nervous to begin with but then all the fuss he got from the girls in their hostel had made him somewhat terrified. "Bamisco" they jeered him "you look fine o! Ehn, but this suit is not proper now. It is valentines' day not a job fair. Go and wear another suit please." one girl advised as if he had another suit. "Hmmm, so Bami, you sef dey like girls? Wetin com happen wey you no talk since?" another asked. "Hey, Bamidele as for me o! I no think say Sandra like boys o.” “Lara, why?" one girl cautioned. "I’m just saying now.” “Keep quiet!” she retorted "Ahn ahn but Bami, it is not fair o. Laide my friend was eyeing you for three years. Three good years and you didn’t do anything. It is Sandra, ordinary Sandra! That you like. It is not fair o!" accused another. “Nkechi, wetin be your own now?" retorted another and soon enough a fight broke out. “Are girls always this confrontational?” Bami thought. |
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CHAPTER 2: UGLY 3 But what about Valentines’ Day?" “Ugh, erm…I don’t have a Valentine for today.” “Ah, too bad! Well, at least you didn’t get blown off by the person you’re supposed to spend your Valentines’ Day with.” He confessed and she furrowed her brows wondering who in their right minds would blow him off and for whom? They had more small talk and she hardly notices as he edged closer and closer to her desk. But when he sat on her desk with his right buttock, she definitely noticed. He chattered her up, and she was so flattered to be the object of his attention. A guy that most girls desired. For once, she was with a hot guy who was with her and just her and not talking to Yetunde or asking for her room number or directions to the room of some other girl. She felt positively giddy and even began to flirt with him a little. She couldn’t help herself. He was the kind of guy that could ease any girl into a conversion within seconds. And so they talked and talked. “So, why are you without a date on this special day?” he asked “Oh, it’s a long story. She said flirting and blushing.” “That’s alright, I’ve got all the time in the world.” “I guess Mr Right, just wasn’t here.” “Then maybe you should choose Mr Right Here.” He said placing his hand on her shoulder and she instantly stiffened. “And you’re not going anywhere, are you?” He continued, trailing his hand down her shoulder to her side almost touching her breasts. Uncomfortably she brushed his hand away saying: “No, please don’t do that.” “But why now?” he said teasing. “Ah, its too fast jare. We’ve only just met!” “Too fast?! But we have been talking for a long time!” he said incredulously “Besides you know me, don’t you? I am your lab technician, you said so yourself.” Puzzled she looked into his eyes and said “This is a lab! That kind of play is not appropriate here…someone might see?” “No, that’s alright. There’s no one else in any of the labs, I’ve checked. There’s no one even in the corridors, they’ve all gone out to party. We can just move to the back and no one will see us.” He said hinting at sex. She stared at him incredulously. “Move to the back?” she thought. Did he think she was the kind of girl that would have sex in a classroom? With a guy, she’d only just spoken to for the first time? Just because she was lonely on Valentines’ Day? She had heard that students did all sorts in class but she never imagined that she’d get a proposition for such. And from someone that she thought was responsible like Mr Sola, a lab assistant at the school! Well, she may be lonely but she wasn’t desperate. She suddenly regretted talking to him or even flirting with him and said. “Please excuse me, I have a test to prepare for. I need to study!” He didn’t get up. “Ahn Ahn, don’t be like that Susie!” “My name is Sandy!” she interjected pointing. “Sorry, Sandy! You don’t have to worry, it will be quick and I have a condom right here. And after the first round, if you want to go again, I still have another one.” “Oh my God! Does this guy go round carrying condoms?” She wondered but then remembered that it was Valentines’ night. Now she understood his predicament. He was blown off by the girl he was planning to have fun with, and finding her alone, he wanted to use her as a consolation prize to soothe his raging urges. She wondered if he was usually so forward with girls or maybe he had taken sex pills that were now driving his urges crazy. But in any case, she didn’t care. “I am not interested please.” She said but he still just sat there on her desk, stubbornly. She then remembered what Yetunde had once told her about stubborn guys who wouldn’t take “No!” for an answer. “Look, babe! When you are telling a guy ‘No’ and the guy is forming stubborn there is only one thing to do: Enter craze mode! Shout for am well well, scatter your hair and throway anything for your vicinity; book, table, chair. If not the guy no go wan leave you o!” Entering Craze Mode! “HEY! I SAY I NO DO! ABI YOU NO DEY HEAR? LEAF ME NOW O! LEAF ME O!” she screamed and pushed him off her table along with her books too. “Hey, hey! Please take it easy. Calm down. I have heard you!” he said staggering on his feet. “LEAVE ME O! LEAVE ME O!” she said scattering her hair to its utmost bushy level. Mr Sola shocked at the sudden transformation quietly walked to the door. But when he was at the door he turned around to face her: “You no dey happy say I even dey talk to you? An ugly girl like you! Hiding for class because say you no fine reach for any guy. Ugly thing! Mtchew. Abeg get out and lock the door for me. The lab is closed to students after eight o’clock.” he hissed and slammed the door. Sandra got up slowly and knelt down to start picking up her books from the floor. As she was picking them up. Tears began welling up in her eyes. She couldn’t believe the first guy to ever show interest in her, only wanted her on rebound sex. And she was alone in the lab on Valentines’ Day because if she went out. She would still be alone, because she was unwanted and unloved by anyone because she was not pretty. Mr Sola’s words hurt like a dagger to the heart. She really did feel like an unwanted and unloved ugly thing. And the tears began, she was crying out of misery. She then gathered her books to leave. She didn’t want to be in class anymore. She just wanted to be alone in her bed, hug her pillow and cry herself to sleep. Just then, the sky suddenly cracked open with lightning and thunder strikes and then it started raining outside. She went to the window and sighed. It was raining heavily. “Serves me right for wishing for rain to ruin other peoples valentine.” She looked more closely from the window, the faint silhouette man was running towards the bottom of the building. But she didn’t care for her safety anymore. Determinedly, she picked up the rest of her books and began to leave. If the man was a cultist she didn’t much care. She closed the lab's auto-lock doors and with tears in her eyes began running through the corridors. She was almost outside when she bumped into someone. It was the silhouette man. He startled her and her books fell and his objects fell too and he said. “Oh, I'm very sorry.” And he bent down to help her" It was Bamidele. |
Chapter 2: UGLY 2 Startled! Sandy looked up from her table to the perfect face of Mr Sola the hot new young ICT lab technician. “Who…what?” “I’m sorry if I scared you. I was just looking for Racheal.” He said. “No…erm, she’s not…nobody’s here except me.” She said stuttering, flustered to be alone with the university’s hot new recruit. Mr Sola was young, very young. Maybe five or six years her senior as opposed to most technicians who were old enough to be her father or grandfather. Most of the girls had a crush on him. He was good looking in a magazine model kind of way, with a lean athletic physique and a chiselled chin. Most of the girls, including Sandra and Yetty. “Babe, babe… look at the new lab assistant! Isn’t he hot?” Yetty had once told her “Oh, yeah, he’s dreamy!” “Too bad he works here. I would have given him the eyes but dating school staff is just, not a good idea.” And Sandy had been surprised at Yetty’s good sense. She thought her friend would date anyone. But now, Mr Hot and Dreamy was with her alone, on a cold Valentines’ night. “That’s too bad, I can’t find her anywhere.” He said and Sandy thought to herself “What?! Is Mr Sola, already dating a student on campus?” and she smiled at him mischievously thinking “Can’t really blame him though. Girls must be throwing themselves at him.” “Um…sorry. What did you say?” he was talking to her but she hadn’t heard him. “I said: Are you here alone?” he asked again. “Yes, I am. Just me…nobody else.” “Oh, what about Valentines’ Day?” “Ugh, erm…I don’t have a Valentine this day.” “Ah, too bad! Well, at least you didn’t get blown off by the person you’re supposed to spend your Valentines’ Day with.” He confessed and she furrowed her brows wondering who in their right minds would blow him off and for whom? They had more small talk and she hardly notices as he edged closer and closer to her desk. But when he sat on her desk with his right buttock, she definitely noticed.
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CHAPTER 2: UGLY Try as she might she could never get a nice guy to notice her on regular days and valentines’ were the worst because she was practically invisible that day. Cupid never had any arrows for her and it hurt her, more than she cared to say. Well, since Valentines’ Day had rejected her, she would reject Valentines’ Day. She would boycott it. By staying in class long after everyone else had left, as long as she could. Till she was safe from bumping into any happy couples; holding hands in the street, smooching in the halls or caressing in the corridors. All of which would only remind her of her chronic loneliness and send her into another pillow-hugging depression. Long after Yetty and Bamidele and the rest of the tutorial class had left Sandy stayed behind, with her books. This was going to be her new tradition on Valentines’ Day. Just her, alone in class, hiding from the romantic world that has always ignored her. After many hours of studious work, she heard a faint sound. She went to the window and noticed that a rain cloud was gathering. She silently prayed for heavy rain to ruin Valentines’ for everyone even Yetty. She imagined her bestfriend running, trying to escape the rain but slipping and falling flatly in a puddle of mud. “Ah! I must be a bad friend” she laughed to herself. Just then, through the window. She noticed a figure. The faint figure of a man by the lamp post at the bottom of the building. She became scared. It could be a cult member, or even a kidnapper loitering around for victims. And so she left the window and went back to her studies trying to forget her fear. “Hello, is Racheal here?” a head said poking into the lab. Startled! Sandy looked up from her table to the perfect face of Mr Sola the hot new young ICT lab technician.
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Chapter 1: Loveless part 3 Sandy looked up to see Bamidele. Their ICT senior by two years in 500 level. A gentle guy with easy manners and temperament. But Sandra immediately knew why Yetty would pitch Bamidele to her. Bamidele wasn’t Yetty's type. He wasn’t handsome or tall or loaded. He was just another brilliant guy who is only good for lessons to her. But Sandy did like Bamidele because he was the only guy who would help juniors by giving tutorials and answer tough questions. He was a nice guy. The problem was; she wasn’t attracted to him. Sandra was attracted to tall handsome lean guys who were charming and could sweep girls off their feet with flair. Like in the romance novels. She grew up reading too many romance novels. Even though Bamidele wasn’t short, he was of medium height, with an obvious fat body and a little potbelly. He kept his hair; afro and full and it was usually shaggy like he couldn’t afford a good barber. And he was almost always badly dressed in oversized long-sleeved shirts and jeans. With oversized glasses that gave him an owl-eyes look. “Hey…um good afternoon guys,” Bamidele said greeting the class of about one dozen students gathered for the regular tutorials. He immediately zoomed in on Sandra as if he could sense her thoughts about him. When she looked back he just as soon looked away in shyness. “Sorry babe, but I am not interested in our tutor.” Yetty just shrugged and Sandy sighed. Bami would have been perfect but she wanted one of those guys that she’d read about in Mills & Boon and Harley Quinn novels. The tall muscular handsome princes that would sweep ladies off their feet. She was all about passion. The heat. The most Bamidele seemed to be passionate about was programming. He would only glance at her occasionally in class. She sensed that he might be interested in her but she couldn’t be sure. Who knows what goes on in egghead's brains. Besides she wasn’t interested. She wanted someone who would light up the fires of passion in her. Someone who would make her head go foggy and unable to think clearly. Someone whose breath would make her skin go goose-pimply, her hair stand on end and her nipples perk up. Someone whose slightest touch would send heat waves rushing through her veins and converge between her legs and moisturize her in between. Not someone who would only smile at the whiteboard whenever he successfully treated a question that lecturers failed at answering. No. Bamidele wouldn’t do at all. “Yetunde, you know what? Why don’t you tell me about your plans for this evening?” she asked changing the subject. “Oh, you know my friend Michael?” Sandy rolled her eyes because Yetunde always called her guys ‘friends’ like there was a boyfriend hidden somewhere that she was hiding them from. “He says he’s taking me to that new eatery that just opened opposite our school: Richies! Afterwards, we would go to the school’s Valentines’ bash for some mingling and from there we will spend the rest of the evening at the seaside, for some late-night ocean breeze romance.” She said gleefully thoroughly excited and forgetting about Sandy’s loneliness instantaneously. It was a wonderful plan and Sandy immediately regretted asking her about it. It made her jealous. “That’s nice,” she said finally “now, let’s listen to Bamidele tackle this question. It will come out in the next test.” And she totally ignored Yetunde. |
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Food Matters Wifey: "Dear, can you imagine that our neighbour was sleeping with their house help because his wife doesn't cook for him?" Hubby: "Well, cooked food matters. The way to some men's bed is through their stomach." |
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CHAPTER 1: LOVELESS part 2 That was when she believed guys would never go for her. Because she was not pretty like Yetty. Their University days were much worse, even after putting more effort; like makeup and stylish hairdos and clothes, it just never seemed to attract guys. While Yetty just seemed to be swimming in her Mecca of men. But still, they remained friends and when Yetty found her pouting that fateful Val’s day she asked: “Babe, what is the problem now?” “Woh, leave me jare. It is nothing.” “Ahn Ahn, tell me now.” She insisted. “Look, Yetty, you won’t understand so just leave it.” “Hey, I don’t like it o! You are obviously upset and I want to know what’s wrong, as your friend, and you are telling me that I won’t understand. Are you saying that I am not smart or what? Even if I’m not brilliant at IT like you. why wouldn’t I understand?” “Ahn Ahn, Haba Yetty. I didn’t mean it like that now…” “Then how did you mean it, ehn? Bookworms like you, are always looking down on the rest of us.” “Chei, Yetty. Wetin bring that one now?” Yetunde was pouting now and said “I was asking you what the problem is and you were…” Sandy interrupted her. “Okay, sorry sorry. Come on now. I said I’m sorry. Oya I will tell you. What I meant was... Yetunde, I am lonely.” She said despite her embarrassment. “Ahn Ahn, but we hang out all the time now?” “That’s not what I meant. I mean I don’t have a boyfriend. Even years after high school. And now, we are in our 3rd level in Uni but still no boyfriend for me. While you are always having one guy or the other. And I am not saying that I am jealous. It’s just that, it reminds of how lonely I am. Because when we hang out, it is you and me and some guy or guys that are toasting you at the time. But for me? Still no one.” “Awww, babe! Why you no talk since now? Anyways, there are so many guys on this campus. What of our classmates? That one! That guy in the V-neck shirt.? “He’s married, jor!” she hissed “Really, he’s so young! Okay, what of that guy in the turkey neck?” “Yetty, Julius wears a turkey neck because he has body odour.” “Ewww!” she squinted her nose. “Exactly!” “Well, you know what I mean. There’s still plenty of nicer guys on campus that you can just take any guy you want.” “No, point of correction! YOU can take any guy you want because you are pretty and sexy. I obviously can only dream of taking any guy I want.” She interjected “Calm down, Sandy,” said Yetty laughing “hey, I’ll help you. I can talk to a couple of guys for you…” “NOOOOO! NO NO NO!” she screamed “If that didn’t work in high school it definitely will not work here. So forget it” “Hey, How can I help you if you don’t let me help…” Just then their ICT engineering tutor walked in. “Hey, babe! What about him!?” asked Yetty |
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