Chioma be like: I just love Davido...
Not because of his money ooooo, but for his head that looks like an Hexagonal Mango.

Even when you are worwor with enough money, Girls will still find a reason to stay around.

If you gimme 2 weeks and I still no collect make una kill me nau.

Congratulations to seun lalasticlala's boss.
2 million registered members on Nairaland already.
I'm part of the success story.

biacan:
Must they strip her unclad.......mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeew

j
Goan steal your own nau.

I am not against drinking and hanging out with friends once a while, but do it with sense........the same friends you drink with, will desert you when you fall.
Don't drink and drive. Drive safely, to save your life and the lives of other road users. Don't drink to get drunk. Save your life for those who love you and need you in their lives!

Sweetcollins:



Virgo Virginia virgin

And your area people do call you BROS.
Na my Mata make you dey reason uppandan.
OTOCHA

HP doing DELL strong thing....
Just like TECNO did to NOKIA.

Who's NINA

adorable29:


You see this your mind set ehn. This is the mind set of a typical unintelligent lazy Nigerian youth!


So cultist will treat HER FUVK UP.

So na she fccuk up say she cast an old fool for offering to Bleep her 5 different times for E.


Na she be the bad guy, and the randy old man with wife and children her age at home the saint, abi?

Ode!

Olorun a ba tie je. Eediot

poseidon12:



Rotten Nigerian. I guess you are in support of the sexual exploitation of the students by professors.

No Take me learn story writing joor. Apoda

Na cultists go treat this girl fucck up

Na so one mumu dey tell me for inside bus say make I borrow him my phone to check Live scores.

I walk away

Linda be like : Edo man sets himself ablaze because he failed jamb

Myn44

hardbody:


You got the wrong one bro. Mine are always steadfast. Plus you have a mum and perhaps sisters, would you sincerely and seriously think same of your mom? Keep the answer to yourself but my mom never cheated on my dad.

Ah!

Finally, your blood has clot within your veins, PA. As long as the rays of the sun remains yellow may your offspring be victorious.
Rest in the bosom of GP.

ALLAH AKBAR

Ashually, I know no what to say

Don't tell I'm older than this girl.
Girls and table tennis age Shaa.

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MhizzAJ:
Na love cause am

the love of Money

Dreamwaker:
8k monthly. If you divided my monthly earnings by 30, it will still be more than 8k. You must be very mad and wicked.

If you DIVIDED [s]

Dreamwaker:
8k monthly. If you divided my monthly earnings by 30, it will still be more than 8k. You must be very mad and wicked.

If you DIVIDED [/s]

Dreamwaker:
8k monthly. If you divided my monthly earnings by 30, it will still be more than 8k. You must be very mad and wicked.

If you DIVIDED

cecymiammy:

Answer the question yourself

There is something scary about you. Your face reminds me of that auntie who stole my 7th birthday cake.

cecymiammy:
God save your children...I pass through that route every damn day

Is today also a 'damn' day?

Saintsammurai:
Cannibalistic kisses

Happy birthday to you

IamAirforce1:
If we not married and she try this rubbish, It would be her last.

I pray you try this with my sister..
Bro, you will live to tell the story.

Arsenal to play In LALIGA next season

Dreahlami:


If God give you a son like bobrisky hope you won't reject it cos is all what you are asking from God

Like Michael Jackson you mean.

Messi open and closed up the show.
3 goal delivered by Messi within 180mins of play.