The only thing we should predict is football match outcomes.

Larrey:
33 ke Ongba lara e gidi gan ni

Mum, you are extremely beautiful

Iyajelili:
This is what happens when you mix strong Gin and weed together

You don try am b4?

makydebbie:
All of a sudden, his grandmother became finer than me because he asked for a date and I said no. Lol.

Must you say No?

Above the minimum wage

They have come to tell us another story again oooo

Everybody wanna be a footballer.
Messi isn't in kano pillars ooo. Ogbeni go Spain na

Baby daddy
Daddy baby. What's my own

Eating pussy

This one thinks he has made it in life

Abeg why all these policemen and soldiers dey tie red pieces of cloth on their GUNS.

NLProblemChild:
U

jeeqaa7:
U

You don't need this

I learned how to manage Vaseline

Guy go win your bet alone

Rest is good after work. Please, reduce stress. People are overworking themselves these days!!!
An Okada man worked till 11:50pm, on getting home he decided to take a bath. He suddenly ran out naked shouting ghost ghost ghost.
Narrating his ordeal, he said he has poured water on his head ten times and it is not touching his head.
On hearing this, the Neighbours rushed out only to discover that he didn't remove his helmet before having his bath.

Take it easy, Abeg.����No kill yourself because of money.
Life is jeje
REST IS VITAL!

mzHANA:
I'm a fashionist and I tell lies to my customers when I can't finish the work at the appointed time

And you think God will not punish you

johnstar:
A kind nairalander should send me something for xmas please

Oyaa send your girlfriend to me.

She go carry belle come back to you

What an old world.
Who still remember this old man?

mamagee3:

He was looking at another girl's face not a man's

Girl free me ooooo. Ask another persin

This one na afin, between I've never seen a hausa albino.

Market no move again

The husband dey in secured. Perhaps he thinks the wife and the other person are.... In the oza room

Her shindren wee iit plenty jollof for night

Who pour water color inside

I was dia

The guy na Ozil father

I don't want to leave her, she's a good cook. She's also good at frying beans.

I still love Helen but I'm just fed up with her relationship with English.

Dem teash me for school na

Kai