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Y do U CLOSE MY THREAD...I dnt undestand,y?

Valiantvaliant: Funny. Lols

gud boi...C cata 4 ur nose,na small pikin u b!...

Make una coment fa!

~vicky~:
u no serious

sincerly...D method work na...

toygod2: yeah,was xpecting dat compliment......
but

DO U KNW DAT MY TYPE OF UGLINESS IS SO RARE,THAT IT CAN ONLI BE FOUND IN APES
I AM SO DUMB DAT,MY BRAIN CAN BE PUT INTO DAT OF A MOSQUITO,AND DIA WILL STILL BE MORE SPACE.......oboi,no try me o.

Abi u nor dey luk face,UGLY MONSTER

hahahaha...I dey look face...I c u

Me dey bored fa...I nee a touchin story

booqee: Heard dis joke from gordon's mouth in nite of a thousand laff.
Ur own style of copy and pasting is really nautical!

where is ur own copy n paste.....Jealoucy!

toygod2: Dun get it

2bad...Slow in understanding...Quit,internet ar 4 smart people!

9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point atmy crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place youlook". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved'. Whichis it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life isshort". What the hell Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here

U no u guyz cn use her style ba...Like u nw vicky,if u don carry belle

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard,and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many morechildren with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuanadoesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friendsfor all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray thatscience will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can getbetter; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I loveyou! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

booqee: Haha! Dis is funny.lol! Me likey.....

tnx!

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swizz01: Mehn dis Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ basketmouths joke........seen dat lots of time....

na u kukuma sab,wth oyibo wey u dey blow,lyk folani pikin.

Jojo Armani: You win 1-0

well good 4 me,n bad 4 u

Jojo Armani: You win 1-0

well good 4 me,n bad 4 u

avalontony: dry like cow shit,

broom neck!!...go slp

make una coment na...na witch!

Jojo Armani: de joke try.

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I 2 try!

Jojo Armani: Hmmmm SHE learnt some lessons. Maybe she dey carry condoms dey waka or she hawk condons.LOLzzzzz

mumu,u dn c her ha dey sell condom




ponk!

Acidosis: Atomic poo fall in your mouth

...c mouth...lyk pite toilet




go huge transformer

~vicky~:
.....look ur back

oya stop am nw...Ar u an admin?

Thread close 4 2day...Oya oya go sleep

Acidosis: sweetheart

4 my thread...Atomic boob land for your head!

larride: ARE YOU HIGH ON SOME REALLY STRONG MARY J?

no b only mary j...Na peter parker...Mumu!

~vicky~:
what do u want me write....

c wetin u dey write,oya cme go sleep

larride: Vicky, don't forget i have a strong evidence against you




Sharap dia...ediot

mr man go slp

Be like say una smoke nepa pole i swear

larride: ARE YOU HIGH ON SOME REALLY STRONG MARY J?

no b mary j,na peter parker...Mumu fowl

~vicky~:
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night don reach u,cme go sleep

~vicky~:
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vicky vicky y naw...

PretiEbony: Please! Try n continue the touching story na

wat do u expect slowpoke!...E toke it home n continue touching