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dopeJemi: i lyk number3 n 12

i say mey u choose...Grown up mumu

larride: You are suspended. mtchew

....Na bad head u b o,u coment,no body else gree coment







abi bird sheet 4 ur head

~vicky~:
sharrapp there, must u say nasty things on people's thread..with that ur foul smelling mouth

ehen!!! Adecement2 right?
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reward.....5 CONSECUTIVE NIGHTS WITH ICE ANGEL

na so na so vickey

larride: ON BEHALF OF ALL NAIRALANDER JOKERS PARTY, I HEREBY SUSPEND MR. Adecement2 FOR HIS ABUSE OF USING AN OUTDATED PHOTOCOPIER MACHINE. YOU ARE HEREBY SUSPENDED FOR 3WEEKS.

SIGNED
ANJP
LARRIDE

wen God dey give sense where u dey

Yea...
It a verry touchin story...who wants to no what happen next?

MOGUL.O:
Idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Can't u creat a joke?? All u do is copy and paste......





Abeg carry ur photocopying machine go one side make i see road jorrrrr....





































Hot POO like you!

foolish fool


whre ur own joke,

dog mouth!

rules for dating my daughter
Rule One'
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two'
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her,so long as you do not peer atanything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off my daughters body, I will remove them.
Rule Three'
I am aware that is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open-minded about this issue, so I propose a compromise.You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in placeto your waist.
Rule Four'
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sexwithout utilizing a"barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

MOGUL.O:
i'VE seen it like 20 times here.

wetin b ur problem mr man...C mouth like fowl nash

1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, thesun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives uslight at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

5) My father is so old thatwhen he was in school, history was called current affairs.

6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "mam, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".


9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you sayprayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".


10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of tenpeople die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".


11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."


12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in his hand."

C d way u dey pour me spite

MOGUL.O:
MUMU! so u still get mouth to talk abi?


















Dick head!

True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down whennear me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over tocheck the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if youwant to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I wasfrozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
The moral of this story is:Always keep your condoms in your car.

Una no c ma subject 'nt a jok"...U close eye enta here

Actual Answering MachineMessages.
*My wife and i can't cometo the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
*This is not an answeringmachine-this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name and your number and your reason for calling...and I'll think about returning your call.
*Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This isjohn's refrigerator. Speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
*Hi. Now YOU say something.
*Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave a message, and if I don't call back, its you.
*Hello!If you leave a message, I'll call you soon. If you leave a sexy message, I'll call sooner.

A young boy was walking home

after school when he saw a small

puppy. He picked it up & touched it.

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Like I said in the beginning, A

VERY TOUCHING STORY!

Lolz.... <thunder fire u if u insult me>

[color=#006600][/color]tnx alot...bt u guyz rememba me in your prayaz...tnx aot

i checked d jamb website fa(www.jamb.org.ng)the d admitn status,they told me" sorry no admitn given yet...y?,i meet n even pass d cut off marks by d grace of God,ma cuz is computer science,n i gat 51.40 4 ma p.ume...pls wats wrong,..@anybody

[b][/b][color=#000099][/color] dis is awesome@emmy....Tnx n pray 4 me to get admited...

I have check my post utme result and my total is 51.30,my course is computer science...Pls is dre any chance i can be admitted....