OhMyGod op this is so good i thought i was the only one that hated this movie i didn't even finish it
Can you do one for vampire academy as well? *PuppyDogEyes* pls!

I have just been invited for an aptitude test by west african ventures(WAV). Please does any have an idea of what to expect

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I remember watching skyfall with my frnd after she actually told me it was better than casino royale and QOS combined, so here we are @ the cinemas where roger moore(hope u don't mind I didn't feel daniel craig in this movie @ all) is chasing an assassin on a rooftop with a MOTORCYCLE(dat's right) I had this puzzled look on my face cos. It didn't look realistic and for sure did not look cool, next bond is on a train with this same assassin who is shooting blindly @ bond and rather than bond waiting for him to empty his gun, bond gets into a digger and begins to swing it like a merry go round it didn't even shock me wen roger moore got shot cos that was the silliest thing he cud think of doing now some anurexic black chick is covering the show and giving live commentary to some spectators at MI6 all of a sudden the chick hops out of her car and points a gun at bond and the assassin who are wrestling each other(boringly)on top the train and she says she has a shot at the assassin but she might hit bond, M didn't care anyway and orders the chick to "take the bloody shot"which she did but hitting bond instead (wait a minute didn't she just say she had a shot I was expecting her to hit them both) then bond falls and sinks into a river and I am wondering aloud how the Bleep is he gonna survive this one?M is stylishly fired from MI6 and she's upset and all of a sudden her office is being hacked. And I'm like man M is such an iidiot in this movie and my frnd goes shhhh just then M's office blows up and I'm like weren't they just hacking her office computer just now? Then like jesus christ, 3 months later roger moore is resurrected on some beach resort with a lovely view complete with all the booze u can drink and all the ladies u can hump however I don't think they have too many doctors cause we later find out that bond still has a bullet in his shoulder. Any way,bond feels they need his help to tackle a cyber terrorist they can't see so he returns to london and the following conversation ensues between bond and an M who was initially typing his obituary

M: guy long time how far
Bond: I just dey on a chilling P
M: na wa for u o u no even hala person we don sell ur house o and guy I no go let u crash for ere
Bond: na u na u no even dey ja me face for MI6 na
M:guy no be so no be so well sha make u try show for office tomorrow u go do test then we go see if u still get mind to dey do this our work
And I began giggling @ such a silly scene next bond takes the silliness to a new level whereby roger moore tries to convince us that 3 months is enough for u to suck at cardio evaluation,marksmanship evaluation and even a psychological evaluation in which he calls M a biitch but rather than sending him to a mental clinic ,M puts him on the field anyway perhaps 006 and 009 were on holiday or something then bond shows us that he is some wolverine kind of mutant when he takes out a 3 month old bullet from his left(turned right) shoulder and when it was analyzed dig this it so happens that only three criminals in the world use this type of bullet and of course our assassin from istanbul is one of them(did they have to wait three months to make that breakthrough with the billion bullets the assassin actually fired at istanbul why didn't they just pick one from the floor and analyze it),bond is at an art museum when this ugly,skinny, humorless weirdo in glasses shows up and introduces himself as Q and I gave an audible ew! Which caused a guy near me to chuckle a bit perhaps he knew what I was thinking then he hands bond two gadgets that were as stoopid as the Q himself and walks away bond then catches up with bullet man @ Shanghai and thot it was a good idea to not stop him from killing everyone in the building and then waited till the last minute to dangle him out of a window when he needed to gain information from him wen the dude fell out the window I was expecting bond to wait for him to wake up three months later after all bond cud do that then instead of bond taking to his heels(cause every iidiot knows that a body dropping from a skyscrapper+ a witness @ the adjacent building=POLICE) he carefully searches the dead assassins things and finds a poker chip(seriously?so if not for a poker chip bond would have been @ a dead end) and I begin to laff uncontrollably that my frnd had to give me an angry stare to shut me up I was pinging on my fone when all of a sudden I find bond and some fat chinese dude in some pit. Doing some geisha kinda dance when some CGI lizard creature creeps out of the shadows and I began to pray God don't let this scene get any more silly God please but of course it does the fat guy gets eaten by this creature while roger moore laffs his asss off at him however he hops on another CGI creature and gets out of the pit,and the black anurexic chick is standing next to him with some brief case and they both share a boring choreographed one liner before bond gets horrny and then hops out of the zoo perhaps to a yacht to rappe some chick while she's taking a shower (hey!get roger moore off my screen), the following day bond Is taken to some bad guys lair(I thot they were over that shiit)when some disney character hops out of the elevator, @ first i think he is the storyteller for the bad guy but later when no other bad guy shows up I assume the childish man is the villain yuk! Then he and bond begin to have forepplay sex which made the bad guy even more irritating then the gal bond humps on the boat is shot in the head for no reason whatsoever then roger moore does what he does best which is insult our intelligence by killing 4 armed escorts simultaneously even tho roger moore was unarmed then he holds disney guy @ gun point just in time for a kIA chopper to show up and take disney guy to MI6 and I was like yay bond has caught the bad guy now I can finally go home. But then its said that disney dude is M's spanish son who she sold to the chinese and as a result has no teeth (is that why he is killing other MI6 agents because he isn't pretty?) at this point I was so glad I wasn't the one that paid for the tickets to watch this junk,then Q shows us how stoopid he is when he hooks up a computer without scanning for any virus then disney guy with the aid of some faith,trust and pixie dust escapes(surprise surprise) then Q begins narrating to us that disney guy wanted to be captured so he could talk to M, if he wanted to talk to M so badly why didn't he just stop by her house or even skype with her? Q does another stoopid thing by calling the cops to seal up the subway so bond and disney dude can play their little pac man game without hurting anyone but he forgot to ask them to evacuate the court house where M was having a public hearing(for being an iidiot spy boss) then bond finds disney guy and starts shooting blindly at him then stops to catch his breath and have a chat with disney guy and when they were done, disney guy goes hey bond behind u and a train comes out of no where and wrecks the entire room and initially I was beginning to think that disney guy had magic powers but then it dawned on me, disney guy is supposed to be joker from batman u knw funny playful yet dangerous(of course bond producers forgot that joker is actually a schizophrenic that is why he so playful) so disney guy instead of casting some spell to get the security out of the court room he simply strolls in with a barreta(and some idiots behind him) and starts shooting everybody's asss of course bond being the only man who can save the day shows up at the court room and predictably foils disney guy with a fire extinguisher really?disney guy planned to kill M for about 11years and he is foiled by a fire extinguisher okay,then bond had an idea which is to hurl M's asss at disney guy then hop out of the shadows with a gun to kill disney guy and he selected the best place for that an oooooold haunted house with no weapons,no advantage but an obnoxious old english dude who was supposed to take over narration from Q about why bond is tormented by skyfall the name of his late parents ranch in scotland really? So bond apparently is a rich orphan who fights crime with a secret identity isn't that batman?and what does skyfall have to do with bond walking out on the psychologist(sam mendes would have an answer to that)skyfall is in scotland even though bond is naturally an english .then he begins setting traps round the house like a 7 year old and holds a double barreled hunting rifle ( I felt so embarrassed for roger moore @ this point)then. The bad guys show up like idiots and all of a sudden roger moores car starts shooting bullets at which I shouted what the fucck! Then M starts playing "home alone" with some commando dudes who were actually armed with assault rifles Any way so disney dude shows up with a chopper and dig this bond opens fire @ the chopper(hoping it will blow the chopper like a freaking missile) and I'm like if this is the idiiot M is putting her life on she is so dead. in retaliation, the chopper fires several rounds of bullets @ the house then after that disney guy hops out of the chopper and begins throwing bombs into the house. Of course still expecting M to be alive after all these(he and bond both) then he stares at bond's car and blows it up for no reason Y?(Oh! I forgot he is supposed to be crazy)did the writers run out of story there or something I was so pissed off,anyway this pisses off bond and so bond decides to blow up his father's home so disney dude will think he and M are dead and bond and M and kincade may disappear and save M's life wait a minute, isn't it the same M who ordered u shot in istanbul the same M u called a biitch now you are going out of your way to keep her alive really? Then bonds house blows up and disney guys chopper crashes into the house killing disney guys men but conveniently leaving disney guy alive then bond hops out of the house where disney guy stops him so they both can catch their breathe and I don't know about you but I actually think disney guy wanted bond to escape afterall it is what would explain the long boring talk and the silly position of disney guy's henchman and his gun position and so bond escapes by crashing into ice with the other guy instead of bond catching instant pneumonia under ice bond is able to kick the other guy in the head, snap his neck with his thigh and find his way out with a "flare ?" What was disney guy's hench man doing with a flare in the first place its a raid not bloody WWII,next disney guy having magic powers knows exactly where M is going to be and knowing there would be no suprises waiting for him hops in and goes hey!biitch its been fun cudnt say u didn't have this coming (evil laff) all of a sudden he sees that M is injured by a riccochet bullet which his henchman fired during M's game of home alone,and he becomes romantic and asks to die with his lover forcing a gun in her hand really?(So he got a fat asss chopper and a billion henchmen just so he cud force a gun in M's hand to kill em both) of course Roger moore had to spoil the show by tossing a knife into disney guy's back and drops some disgusting line about a rat standing or something? Then. M knowing that disney guy is dead ,dies quite conveniently for my liking and then bond goes vesper on us again by holding up M and crying probably even kissed her ew! Get a room roger moore.then the anurexic black gal shows up days later and introduces herself as moneypenny. And I almost burst into tears who the hell asked them to bring moneypenny and Q into a bond REBOOT?or doesn't sam mendes understand english anymore? then the new M goes atta boy bond u managed to bring MI6 to its knees by losing the hard drive. And killing MI6's iidiot spy boss but anyway I'm the new M now and I owe it to you so instead of having you court marshaled I will just make you my errand boy now are ready to get to work roger moore? ( hopefully to pickup his suits from the drycleaners) end! And I'm like wow rest in peace bond reboot it was fun while it lasted welcome [/quote]

the story of a guy whop went to watch bond take down quantum but instead saw power rangers

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