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Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by Eapps(f): 9:37pm On Jul 05, 2013
yoji: Skyfall critics should jus b patient. Hopefully in d near future, u'l get ur wish of a bond movie with a megalomaniac bad guy plotting to take over the world possibly with a nuclear weapons angle and bond without takin a hit saves d day wit a gadget he borrowed from inspector gadget. Lol
Dude what's the deal with this nuclear weapon quips you are always typing? First of all with jokes like that you have no future in comedy(my sympathies) secondly it was only thunderball that had that storyline and thirdly the story of inspector gadget and megalomaniac with a nuclear bomb is a combination of two stories well known
Megalomaniac: fidel castro wanted to rule the world and developed nuclear missiles for this purpose(the cuban missile crisis),hitler wanted to accomplish world domination,even obama is currently doing his best to remain the ruler of the world with his drone strikes.then as for inspector gadget can you remember the story of the korean assassin who made an attempt on the life of a defector with a flashlight gun and several pen guns(park sang hak)so yeah if the next bond has that storyline it would work and I will definitely be more thrilled than the boring unrealistic skybore. smiley abi bros?
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by Nobody: 7:47am On Jul 06, 2013
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Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by VillageBoi(m): 7:59am On Jul 06, 2013
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@ Darth, unfortunately not a single one of them has or can ever come with an argument that isn't so ridiculously daft. I don't bother even considering responding to any of them.

Fair enough if someone doesn't like the film; there is no law that says one must. But their 'logical' reasons? Oh please someone shoot me quick... This brain dead stuff is so WTF?
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by Eapps(f): 2:36pm On Jul 06, 2013
@villageboi of course our reasons will sound daft to u after all u got a low iq rememeber? wink@33117 hi five lol. Best bond movie sure!
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by 33117(f): 3:50pm On Jul 06, 2013
@darthmaul sad u knw babe its rly unfair to call u a low IQ skyfall fan without a proper explanation so maybe I will just do u that favor
1.This is a forum we argue shiit out we don't obsess over it(oops I forgot english is a challenge for u so I'll let that slide)
2.So if I am "obsessed", you shd notice I talk more about its fans and not the movie look it up.
3.You said we have been brainwashed by the superman like bond? Look at my posts am I comparing skyfall with any octopussy or the spy who loved me?I compare it with casino royale and quantum
4. Even if I've been "brainwashed" by the supermanish james bond, what do you call a man who is shot by an SMG and a long range rifle, who immediately falls like at least 100 ft into water and wakes up without visiting a doctor?(Afterall we saw him take out the bullet himself which means it was there all that while) isn't that superman? Lol that is like saying we can avoid a wild animal by hiding in the forest
5. White people still rule over us seriously? We have a black man in the white house,we have an african on forbes top twenty, we have control a large portion of oil and gas worldwide and we are still ruled by white people? Dude you need jesus
6. By the way bond didn't sneak a bomb into MI6 it money notes were simply boobitrapped, how does that compare to a man hacking into MI6 servers and turning on the gas
7.Besides all I get from this forum is negative attention besides I haven't even visited this topic for a while so how do I do this to get "attention"?
Except you are a 10 year old anyone who tongue ties english language like you is either has a low IQ or is just plain stoopid. But leave that aside you kinda turnin me on babe so what can u bring into this relationship of ours since brain power or maturity happens to NOT be your selling point
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by 33117(f): 4:01pm On Jul 06, 2013
VillageBoi: ^^^^

@ Darth, unfortunately not a single one of them has or can ever come with an argument that isn't so ridiculously daft. I don't bother even considering responding to any of them.

Fair enough if someone doesn't like the film; there is no law that says one must. But their 'logical' reasons? Oh please someone shoot me quick... This brain dead stuff is so WTF?

Kpele"I don't even bother even consider responding to them" person go think say na u produce film. Oya sorry na don't worry you have sense oya smile lol grin
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by leverage(m): 4:52pm On Jul 06, 2013
My top 5. Best bond films are:
Quantum of solace
Casino royale(remake)
Live and let die
You only live twice
Tomorrow never dies

Then my top 5 worst bond films
Moonraker
Skyfall
Goldfinger
Dr.no
Golden eye

One thing that irritates the shiit out of me is implausible. Plots @dartmaul I kinda disagree with u it was 33117 opinions that made up my mind that skyfall was crap I used to have mixed mind abt it.
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by forreelinc(m): 7:54pm On Jul 06, 2013
@leverage o'lboy your list is on point man you just dey make me wan watch james bond film. Hey skyfall fans good news skyfall is no longer the worst bond film ever is now the second worst lol.

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Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by Eapps(f): 8:38pm On Jul 06, 2013
@darthmaul dude I said the attacks on MI6 was a premeditated attack carried out by a section of the russian military which is quite as clinical and professional as MI6, but all you could factor out of was "premeditated"? So it is actually easy to storm a court house surrounded by armed security guards?then you go a long to say skyfall is flawed but then move to defend a major flaw which is the court room scene as realistic? Dude don't mean any disrespect but ur case is epic grin lol
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by ayusco: 10:17pm On Jul 06, 2013
Watched skyfall on dstv recently n I must confess I found it boring considering all the hype. Bademm is a great actor but the villain he potrayed was forgettable at best. The end vex mme gan one the bad guy n a horde of hardened terrorists somehow trace M n bond to Scotland yet M being head of mi6 controlling agents all over the world can't scramble agents to come help in nearby bloody Scotland haba even roger Moore's bond as unrealistic as he was always had back up when situation demanded. Two said terrorists armed to the teeth with machine guns plus a helicopter gunship are somehow taken out by bond n two old people hiding in a run down castle. If derelict castle had a stash of weapons plus anti-aircraft missiles it might have made abit more sense

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Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by Nobody: 11:02pm On Jul 06, 2013
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Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by 33117(f): 9:58am On Jul 07, 2013
Darthmaul: @ 33117. You are so so immature.
@ E.apps. Hahahaha. I haven't heard where a top Intelligence agency in the world is attacked internally. But I have definitely heard of important people killed in public buildings(courthouse) Kennedy assassin anybody. Don't even get started on that conspiracy shit.
I think Reagan was shot outside and they were armed security guards
a everywhere. Why didn't the shooter try getting into the white house and taking a shot. Are you getting the point?
Make we dey try use our brain sometimes oooo.
I no go respond here again. Retards

@e.apps take it easy on darthmaul na u knw that english language is a problem for him
@darthmaul u said kennedy was assasinated and then you whipped up the conspiracy theory without any one asking you now talked about reagan attempted assassination OUTSIDE the courthouse but who was assassinated inside a courthouse you do realise those are two different things right?you now said MI6 building was attacked from within you see what happens when you don't watch a movie and instead hear it from someone else silva accessed the internet hacked into MI6 servers and turned on the gas via the internet then without any gov't assistance planned his way to a court house during a hearing that wasn't even scheduled as at the time of his planning. I mean the guy can hack into MI6 servers anytime he wants and MI6 can't do anything about it and you call that realistic? Now who is the "retarrd"(dnt mind my spelling) and as for all ur name callin I will just let u slide on that cause now I knw english language is an obstacle for u. Guy go watch skyfall before u come nairaland dey yan dust. Your analysis are always inaccurate and meaningless *kisses*@ayusco my brother help me tell them o they are just making nigerians look stoopid
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by Nobody: 10:10am On Jul 07, 2013
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Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by Nobody: 10:17am On Jul 07, 2013
But excuse me o. @33117. Do you have something against Skyfall? It isn't the worst film we have seen in our life time. Take am easy ooo. The british hyped the movie, we all know that (they always do) but it isn't the worst film out there. Come on.
Let's let this slide. Biko, I dey beg you ehn.
Why don't you drop your contact so we could chat, mingle. winkBut excuse me o. @33117. Do you have something against Skyfall? It isn't the worst film we have seen in our life time. Take am easy ooo. The british hyped the movie, we all know that (they always do) but it isn't the worst film out there. Come on.
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by Eapps(f): 11:59am On Jul 07, 2013
Darthmaul: But excuse me o. @33117. Do you have something against Skyfall? It isn't the worst film we have seen in our life time. Take am easy ooo. The british hyped the movie, we all know that (they always do) but it isn't the worst film out there. Come on.
Let's let this slide. Biko, I dey beg you ehn.
Why don't you drop your contact so

we could chat, mingle. winkBut excuse me o. @33117. Do you have something against Skyfall? It isn't the worst film we have seen in our life time. Take am easy ooo. The british hyped the movie, we all know that (they always do) but it isn't the worst film out there. Come on.

@33117 I thot darthmaul wasn't gonna post anymore @darthmaul you do realise its ur agitation that is causing u to reply and is 33117 really obsessed with skyfall? I thot she was only taking up heat with fans, calling it the best bond movie ever so wierd I thot u were kidding but u really do have an english language deficiency why don't you get urself a basic english textbook and a note book then show up at my she don't worry I will coach u in english language so 33117 would not make fun of u againgrin plus we got ur "funny" joke the first time u don't have to tell it twice thank u wink
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by forreelinc(m): 12:25pm On Jul 07, 2013
@darthmaul guy I no gree with u o skyfall is the worst film I saw all of 2012 and the worst bond film I have ever seen and guy stop fallin our hands how u go dey let 33117 use u mop ground na @33117 abeg take am easy on darthmaul na see the guy no go church becos of u let's see a movie sometime together I enjoy movie viewers like u.@skyfall fans GOODNEWS!!! One oyibo man criticized skyfall for being lame and disappointing oya make una fall back follow the oyibos to hate skyfall lol.
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by kobosmart(m): 11:07pm On Jul 07, 2013
@33117 gal u're epic see darthmaul don vex o e don begin dey use dictionary and use e junior brothers to do spell check before e put posts for nairaland @darthmaul guy cool down you're taking this way too seriously 33117 is just playing with ur head and why are u taking her posts and using them as replies? U do knw we've seen her posts already and u look wierd just repeating it *friendlyadvice* though and em they don't actually chat on forums they just put up posts and others like read em #english class 101 @e.apps @33117 I don collect work from una hand o I've started teaching darthmaul english language
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by forreelinc(m): 7:08am On Jul 08, 2013
kobosmart: @33117 gal u're epic see darthmaul don vex o e don begin dey use dictionary and use e junior brothers to do spell check before e put posts for nairaland @darthmaul guy cool down you're taking this way too seriously 33117 is just playing with ur head and why are u taking her posts and using them as replies? U do knw we've seen her posts already and u look wierd just repeating it *friendlyadvice* though and em they don't actually chat on forums they just put up posts and others like read em #english class 101 @e.apps @33117 I don collect work from una hand o I've started teaching darthmaul english language

grin the gal na miracle worker she don turn darthmaul to kindergarten pikin abeg 33117 better apologize o cos when grown man begin dey do like nursery 1 pupil the man don dey vex o. Lol she even call am 10 year old darthmaul abeg take heart and I salute ur bravery for fighting for we shallow nigerians grin
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by friendlyadvice: 7:35am On Jul 08, 2013
Why 33117 like to dey do like this na she go make us scatter laugh finish she go come disappear and na darthmaul wey dey always chop am if I be dat guy I no go even do nairaland again
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by Nobody: 10:58am On Jul 08, 2013
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Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by kobosmart(m): 2:13pm On Jul 08, 2013
Darthmaul: Hahahahahahahahaha. Somebody is getting agitated.
Why can't we all just get along now. This is a thread to chat and let out our opinions not name callings.
Hahahahahaha. Laugh wan kill me ooo.

wink are u sure I'm not smart #englishlesson no.2 nairaland is a forum, why skyfall sucked is a topic then our individual posts are the threads. No need for thanx but dis is the last freebie u are gonna get the next lesson is gonna cost u a top dollar.
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by 33117(f): 4:48pm On Jul 08, 2013
Darthmaul:
Darthmaul's love quotes:
1. @33117 you can be quite silly you know
2.@33117 it seems you just look at moving pictures
3.@33117 next time listen before spewing lies you are so full of yourself
4.@33117 My sweet but quite annoying gf doh ehn no dey watch am over and over again na if you no like am go hug transformer
5.@33117 your opinions on this movie are the most irrelevant

Now all that has turned into "I like her opinions I wan make the babe my babe na"? shocked sweetie u're kinda contradicting urself which is
A symptom of schizophrenia(open ur dictionary) man someone call up TB joshua I just performed a miracle I just turned darthmaul into a schizophrenic shocked
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by adegirl007: 12:31am On Jul 14, 2013
[quote author]^^^^
I remember watching skyfall with my frnd after she actually told me it was better than casino royale and QOS combined, so here we are @ the cinemas where roger moore(hope u don't mind I didn't feel daniel craig in this movie @ all) is chasing an assassin on a rooftop with a MOTORCYCLE(dat's right) I had this puzzled look on my face cos. It didn't look realistic and for sure did not look cool, next bond is on a train with this same assassin who is shooting blindly @ bond and rather than bond waiting for him to empty his gun, bond gets into a digger and begins to swing it like a merry go round it didn't even shock me wen roger moore got shot cos that was the silliest thing he cud think of doing now some anurexic black chick is covering the show and giving live commentary to some spectators at MI6 all of a sudden the chick hops out of her car and points a gun at bond and the assassin who are wrestling each other(boringly)on top the train and she says she has a shot at the assassin but she might hit bond, M didn't care anyway and orders the chick to "take the bloody shot"which she did but hitting bond instead (wait a minute didn't she just say she had a shot I was expecting her to hit them both) then bond falls and sinks into a river and I am wondering aloud how the Bleep is he gonna survive this one?M is stylishly fired from MI6 and she's upset and all of a sudden her office is being hacked. And I'm like man M is such an iidiot in this movie and my frnd goes shhhh just then M's office blows up and I'm like weren't they just hacking her office computer just now? Then like jesus christ, 3 months later roger moore is resurrected on some beach resort with a lovely view complete with all the booze u can drink and all the ladies u can hump however I don't think they have too many doctors cause we later find out that bond still has a bullet in his shoulder. Any way,bond feels they need his help to tackle a cyber terrorist they can't see so he returns to london and the following conversation ensues between bond and an M who was initially typing his obituary

M: guy long time how far
Bond: I just dey on a chilling P
M: na wa for u o u no even hala person we don sell ur house o tongue and guy I no go let u crash for ere
Bond: na u na u no even dey ja me face for MI6 na
M:guy no be so no be so well sha make u try show for office tomorrow u go do test then we go see if u still get mind to dey do this our work
And I began giggling @ such a silly scene next bond takes the silliness to a new level whereby roger moore tries to convince us that 3 months is enough for u to suck at cardio evaluation,marksmanship evaluation and even a psychological evaluation in which he calls M a biitch but rather than sending him to a mental clinic ,M puts him on the field anyway perhaps 006 and 009 were on holiday or something then bond shows us that he is some wolverine kind of mutant when he takes out a 3 month old bullet from his left(turned right) shoulder and when it was analyzed dig this it so happens that only three criminals in the world use this type of bullet and of course our assassin from istanbul is one of them(did they have to wait three months to make that breakthrough with the billion bullets the assassin actually fired at istanbul why didn't they just pick one from the floor and analyze it),bond is at an art museum when this ugly,skinny, humorless weirdo in glasses shows up and introduces himself as Q and I gave an audible ew! Which caused a guy near me to chuckle a bit perhaps he knew what I was thinking then he hands bond two gadgets that were as stoopid as the Q himself and walks away bond then catches up with bullet man @ Shanghai and thot it was a good idea to not stop him from killing everyone in the building and then waited till the last minute to dangle him out of a window when he needed to gain information from him wen the dude fell out the window I was expecting bond to wait for him to wake up three months later after all bond cud do that then instead of bond taking to his heels(cause every iidiot knows that a body dropping from a skyscrapper+ a witness @ the adjacent building=POLICE) he carefully searches the dead assassins things and finds a poker chip(seriously?so if not for a poker chip bond would have been @ a dead end) and I begin to laff uncontrollably that my frnd had to give me an angry stare to shut me up I was pinging on my fone when all of a sudden I find bond and some fat chinese dude in some pit. Doing some geisha kinda dance when some CGI lizard creature creeps out of the shadows and I began to pray God don't let this scene get any more silly God please but of course it does the fat guy gets eaten by this creature while roger moore laffs his asss off at him however he hops on another CGI creature and gets out of the pit,and the black anurexic chick is standing next to him with some brief case and they both share a boring choreographed one liner before bond gets horrny and then hops out of the zoo perhaps to a yacht to rappe some chick while she's taking a shower (hey!get roger moore off my screen), the following day bond Is taken to some bad guys lair(I thot they were over that shiit)when some disney character hops out of the elevator, @ first i think he is the storyteller for the bad guy but later when no other bad guy shows up I assume the childish man is the villain yuk! Then he and bond begin to have forepplay sex which made the bad guy even more irritating then the gal bond humps on the boat is shot in the head for no reason whatsoever then roger moore does what he does best which is insult our intelligence by killing 4 armed escorts simultaneously even tho roger moore was unarmed then he holds disney guy @ gun point just in time for a kIA chopper to show up and take disney guy to MI6 and I was like yay bond has caught the bad guy now I can finally go home. But then its said that disney dude is M's spanish son who she sold to the chinese and as a result has no teeth (is that why he is killing other MI6 agents because he isn't pretty?) at this point I was so glad I wasn't the one that paid for the tickets to watch this junk,then Q shows us how stoopid he is when he hooks up a computer without scanning for any virus then disney guy with the aid of some faith,trust and pixie dust escapes(surprise surprise) then Q begins narrating to us that disney guy wanted to be captured so he could talk to M, if he wanted to talk to M so badly why didn't he just stop by her house or even skype with her? Q does another stoopid thing by calling the cops to seal up the subway so bond and disney dude can play their little pac man game without hurting anyone but he forgot to ask them to evacuate the court house where M was having a public hearing(for being an iidiot spy boss) then bond finds disney guy and starts shooting blindly at him then stops to catch his breath and have a chat with disney guy and when they were done, disney guy goes hey bond behind u and a train comes out of no where and wrecks the entire room and initially I was beginning to think that disney guy had magic powers but then it dawned on me, disney guy is supposed to be joker from batman u knw funny playful yet dangerous(of course bond producers forgot that joker is actually a schizophrenic that is why he so playful) so disney guy instead of casting some spell to get the security out of the court room he simply strolls in with a barreta(and some idiots behind him) and starts shooting everybody's asss of course bond being the only man who can save the day shows up at the court room and predictably foils disney guy with a fire extinguisher really?disney guy planned to kill M for about 11years and he is foiled by a fire extinguisher okay,then bond had an idea which is to hurl M's asss at disney guy then hop out of the shadows with a gun to kill disney guy and he selected the best place for that an oooooold haunted house with no weapons,no advantage but an obnoxious old english dude who was supposed to take over narration from Q about why bond is tormented by skyfall the name of his late parents ranch in scotland really? So bond apparently is a rich orphan who fights crime with a secret identity isn't that batman?and what does skyfall have to do with bond walking out on the psychologist(sam mendes would have an answer to that)skyfall is in scotland even though bond is naturally an english .then he begins setting traps round the house like a 7 year old and holds a double barreled hunting rifle ( I felt so embarrassed for roger moore @ this point)then. The bad guys show up like idiots and all of a sudden roger moores car starts shooting bullets at which I shouted what the fucck! Then M starts playing "home alone" with some commando dudes who were actually armed with assault rifles Any way so disney dude shows up with a chopper and dig this bond opens fire @ the chopper(hoping it will blow the chopper like a freaking missile) and I'm like if this is the idiiot M is putting her life on she is so dead. in retaliation, the chopper fires several rounds of bullets @ the house then after that disney guy hops out of the chopper and begins throwing bombs into the house. Of course still expecting M to be alive after all these(he and bond both) then he stares at bond's car and blows it up for no reason Y?(Oh! I forgot he is supposed to be crazy)did the writers run out of story there or something I was so pissed off,anyway this pisses off bond and so bond decides to blow up his father's home so disney dude will think he and M are dead and bond and M and kincade may disappear and save M's life wait a minute, isn't it the same M who ordered u shot in istanbul the same M u called a biitch now you are going out of your way to keep her alive really? Then bonds house blows up and disney guys chopper crashes into the house killing disney guys men but conveniently leaving disney guy alive then bond hops out of the house where disney guy stops him so they both can catch their breathe and I don't know about you but I actually think disney guy wanted bond to escape afterall it is what would explain the long boring talk and the silly position of disney guy's henchman and his gun position and so bond escapes by crashing into ice with the other guy instead of bond catching instant pneumonia under ice bond is able to kick the other guy in the head, snap his neck with his thigh and find his way out with a "flare ?" What was disney guy's hench man doing with a flare in the first place its a raid not bloody WWII,next disney guy having magic powers knows exactly where M is going to be and knowing there would be no suprises waiting for him hops in and goes hey!biitch its been fun cudnt say u didn't have this coming (evil laff) all of a sudden he sees that M is injured by a riccochet bullet which his henchman fired during M's game of home alone,and he becomes romantic and asks to die with his lover forcing a gun in her hand really?(So he got a fat asss chopper and a billion henchmen just so he cud force a gun in M's hand to kill em both) of course Roger moore had to spoil the show by tossing a knife into disney guy's back and drops some disgusting line about a rat standing or something? Then. M knowing that disney guy is dead ,dies quite conveniently for my liking and then bond goes vesper on us again by holding up M and crying probably even kissed her ew! Get a room roger moore.then the anurexic black gal shows up days later and introduces herself as moneypenny. And I almost burst into tears who the hell asked them to bring moneypenny and Q into a bond REBOOT?or doesn't sam mendes understand english anymore? then the new M goes atta boy bond u managed to bring MI6 to its knees by losing the hard drive. And killing MI6's iidiot spy boss but anyway I'm the new M now and I owe it to you so instead of having you court marshaled I will just make you my errand boy now are ready to get to work roger moore? ( hopefully to pickup his suits from the drycleaners) end! And I'm like wow rest in peace bond reboot it was fun while it lasted sadwelcome [/quote]

grin the story of a guy whop went to watch bond take down quantum but instead saw power rangers
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by forreelinc(m): 10:22am On Jul 14, 2013
@adegirl007 lol disappointment begets talent but really why do we hate this movie? If y'all don't mind I will like to hear ur views and ere are the rules:
1. It must be negative
2.It must not be a repeat
3. We'll give the fans a break this time
Anyone who fails to abide by this law will be sentenced to 48hrs of skyfall viewing grin
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by friendlyadvice: 12:17pm On Jul 14, 2013
Lol oya leggo
To me skyfall was too childish, the story was like something from the terminator the characters were totally stolen from comic books kincade was alfred batman,bond was bruce wayne and silva was the joker lol the plot of a terrorist that moves everything with a computer was totally kids co's cyberchase ripoff action scene nko? Bond was doing a rooftop chase with a motorcycle,then later he was hanging off an elevator, then he was fighting off some guys at a casino with a suitcase and a gila lizard then he took out 5 armed men simultaneously even tho he was unarmed then he was sliding down an escalator followed by the homealone stunt he pulled at the end I mean who was on the board for this movie? Wow!
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by forreelinc(m): 3:25pm On Jul 14, 2013
Skyfall doesnot make sense like at all how did such a movie make a billion dollars:
1.Bond finds an agent who has been robbed off a hard drive containing the identities of all the 00s which could even include bond,instead of pursuing the assailant bond is trying to revive his colleague?what is such a sensitive material doing on someones laptop?
Why is moneypenny waiting for bond to join her why isn't she pursuing this assailant? Why did they just send only bond and moneypenny to retrieve this drive?why isn't any police chasing bond or the assailant as they tear istanbul apart? What was bond trying to do with that digger?when bonds jeep is side by side with the assailant's car, why didn't he take a head shot then why did he have to do all those motorcycle rooftop chase and train stunts? How come moneypenny hit only bond when she took the bloody shot? And when bond fell off the train why didn't she take another shot at the assailant? Now bond is shot twice and falls from a moving train into deepwater how did he survive? M has lost such an important list and its a grade A national security matter but M is still in power? How come?how do you blow up an office with a computer?how does bond live with a bullet in his shoulder? Why is he depressed in this movie? When he failed his tests and showed psychological inbalance why did M still put him on the field?what happened to the other agents? Did we really need a Q?when M saw silvas message why didn't she call a technician to look it up and couldn't she order youtube to take down the video exposing the agents?moneypenny shaving bond what was that all about?why didn't the assasin look back when he was in the building afterall if he did he would have spotted bond like 12feet away and why did bond allow him kill the random guy across the building when in about 4 seconds he was going to tackle him and judo flip him outta the window?how did bond know he would find silva with that poker chip why was severine looking at him across the window? He just freaking threw a guy out of the window what if he shot her just to tie a lose end?why didn't bond use his gun to either shoot the guardians at the casino or at least casue a stampede which he could take advantage of?why did bond sleep with a victim of human trafficking?and how did he even get on the boat without being seen?why didn't they search bond on the island afterall if they did they would have found the gigantic radio Q gave bond,who is silva? Is he a hacker? A cyberterrorist?A rogue agent? A mercenary? What does he want? Does he want to kill M? Does he want to bring MI6 to its knees? Or does he want M to apologize for what she did? Were bond producers trying to be funny when they did the whole computer jacking stunt that set silva free?
What route did silva take in the subway that bond or Q couldn't follow? Why didn't they reschedule the hearing when silva broke out and started coming after M?what are they even talking about in the hearing? Is it the security breach? Or the dissolution of the 00 section? And was it M's gayish poem that changed the foreign minister's view of the 00s section?how did silva blow up a tunnel and have a train come through it and timed it to drop just as bond caught up with him? How was skyfall an advantage to bond? Why didn't bond call for back up when silva and his men came attacking? Why didn't silva try to kill bond even tho he wanted him dead? Now bond caused M's death and failed the initial mission of retrieving the hard drive why did mallory still reinstate bond? Why did moneypenny become a secretary what moved her to believe that field work isn't for everyone?
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by leverage(m): 8:03pm On Jul 15, 2013
Skyfall? Worst bond film I've seen in my life time I know cos it can't get any worse than this;
1. Most boring car/rooftop chase ever
2.A scary dude like daniel craig being a stand up comedian
3.Most jobless/dumbest villain ever
4. The villain's angle was vengeance which is like a younger brother to world domination that crap I haven't seen in a bond movie for sometime
5.Too many characters that were completely useless to the plot I.e: mallory,moneypenny,Q,severine,patrice,kincade
6.An incomprehensive. Bond background story(don't know why they did a background story when they did that in casino royale)
7.The weakest and dumbest MI6 spy agency
in the history of England

Lol skyfall yans it never gets old grin
Re: Why SKYFALL Sucked!! by Eapps(f): 10:54pm On Jul 15, 2013
It was too similar to the old and lame james bond movies it had it all the lame gadgets, the lame bond one liners, the lame bad guy with his "SECRET LAIR", moneypenny and freaking Q, the useless bond girl
Like that wasnot bad enough the whole "skyfall" thingy bond was obsessing about was a total batman rip-off. So now bond who is english/french and grew up poor is apparently a scottish orphan with a mansion and an alfred like gameskeeper
It lacked creativity and instead stole scenes from other successful movies
And for the first time ever the bond career timeline became an issue as you can't really decide if bond was still in the early years of his carEer as silva makes us believe or if he was at the bailing out period as he relates to moneypenny and Q as younger agents. Lame lame lame. I'm just glad I'm not alone

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