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lol... he's trying. bt i'm sure he'll get over it if u can give him jst one dose of ur specialty ma'am. 'A HEAD'

Stalking d right gal on NL

She is d best of d lot

Still plays 'ten-ten' and 'suwee' wit swtchks, ijebabe, risky and mynd @ dis age! old habits die hard...

@Sweetchiks lolz. @cindy is her partner in crime

SIDE NOTE: It's nyc 2 c risky back... honestly i thut he had bn kidnapped (sori adult-napped). still expecting Mynd though...

Doles it out @ will

Hw did she get 2 knw dat!!!! actually, it's cos she also has it. They'r 'partners in swimming'

Fell from a 2-storey building while bj-ing ArQueBusieR

in love wit ije*babe

Caught pants down, wanking @ d site of Risky and Mynd getting down... lol

He's in love with buhari

Body parts dealer

Jealous cos he was a member of dat team, but never advanced 2 d stage of travelling to d moon

Youngsage: Gay

Bi

LIARRRR!!!!

Stalking me... sorry, try d next person

Still tinks he's still a virgin, even though he has depopulated d virgin community in his area

Dgunnerz: He is careful

Carries female pantiz about in his pocket

No! she aint takin it personal...

fluid26: Anorexic n*ympho!

He obeys d rules of dis thread to d latter

Idowuogbo: Nothing now! Just saying hi ni o! Eku ijo gbaou o!

lol...

Idowuogbo: Ade! Hi Ade! Bye Ade!

ID kini mo se ooooo

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ijebabe: ^^ Lol @ if i'm sure she can handle it. So you would only tell her if the girl is not as good looking as ur girl?

Nope. wat i mean is, u knw dat jealousy rates higher on d side of women dan men, so if i'm convinced she wont let it affect her behaviour 2wds me, i'll tell her. bt if it will make her go berserk, den i beta kp it 2 myself

Uses over-ripe banana as dil*do

Dgunnerz: He is looking for his cock.Someone Help!!!

Sharrrrraaap joor! u want 2 act as if u're not d one who stole it 4 one of ur diabolical, kinky sessions... i dont need it again o, i no wan chop poison

It's normal! bt i can only tell my partner if i'm sure she can handle it. if not, i keep it to myself. And if my partner tells me abt hers, it's a pinch of salt provided it remains a crush oooooooo

His pecker was bitten yst9t by his dog. i wonder what it ws doing outside?

Dis is my take, if truly he had nofin 2 do wit d girl... (1) he shd mk sure d knowledge of d story gets to his wife thru HIM & nt frm outside (2) he shld let d girl's family knw dat he didnt hav anytin 2 do wit their daughter (note hr dat he shld go wit 1 or 2 witnesses, nt alone), he shdnt contribute a dime 2 d ante-natal care (3) if dey insist, wait until d child is born and do paternity test