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[quote author=Geo-man]Meeting and marrying some one on NL is like sitting on a keg of gun powder,its a total disaster waiting to befall the poor couple.NL is cursed, i wonder what in the name of banabas am still doing here [/quote]lmao. Then GTFO (get d fUCCCck out).

KINGwax: have u ever seen a kid born wit a bullet in his hands? He's thinkin of getting a gun when he hits the earth. So many hates combined to give a haste. Your children will be a terror to this world. Desist from unhealthy marriages!

ROFLMFAO! Seriously as in SERIOUSLY

@Op just imagine a policeman chasing an armed robber, or 22 naked footballers on d pitch, or d different sports going on right now in d 2012 LOG, Or better still, imagine our presido giving a public speech wit his kokor dangling... on d gud side, ashiri awon obirin a tu sita ooo. then u'll see dat as men dey get erectn, women too, e get wetin dem dey get o. bt all in all it'll be fun. let's go dia

Hmmm... better than sneaking up on married women in the bathroom... If u dont change ur ways ehn, nobody will visit u in jail o!

When did u apply?

GROSSSSSS!!!

ArQueBusieR: He shouldn't have replied.

My thoughts exactly

Her nickname is Perky. if u know what i mean

mevisbleek: @Dimples 316, thats really romantic of u. After reading ur post my ....... don dey stand. But i find the touching hairy chest shindig kinda gross.

yeye dey smell@bolded. lolzzz

IZUKWU: Love , does it really exist ? Must it be sustained by money? Why does love have to hurt and pain ? Why why why why

That's not love my bro, cos love dozn't bring hurt or pain... love is mutual: if it isn't, then it is not love. Shine your eyes

Trash. smh

@lumideezle. He is nt d 1st person 2 b underpaid. beliv it or not, thr are stil ppl more qualified dan he is wu r stil srchin... so understand: wat am sayin is dat he shdn't luk @ his present job as a determinant. Evn if he hs all d money in d world, if she's nt meant 2 be his, she wil surely leave. So jst lyk ppl av advised,he shd rather wrk on himself n possibly av a talk wit her n trust in God.

Is that enough reason y u should change ur own profession 2 pusssy-licking? remember u have iyawo and 15 children @ home oooo

Curiousity led him into d biz o; cos he had no sexorgan (no male/female) aka 'LAKIRIBOTO' and he hadn't seen any live. so he figured: "wat d heck! lemme just go straight into d biz and i'll c as much as i want"

A typical case of d 'stove' calling pots black... Are u not d producer!!!!

Takes in double #poornstar#

Q: How did she know he wears a cockring?
A: She was d mastermind, & actually helped him fix it in. smh @ u two

Q: How did she know he wears a cockring?
A: She was d mastermind, & actually helped him fix it in. smh @ u two

I'm sure u can still get the right diagnosis and d right drugs; if u visit d nearest hospital 2 u, and on time. cos it's obvious dis is more than mere hallucination

Xionez: Q. How do we know that Adeks is about to wake up from sleep?...
A. His diick stands erect.

Hahahahahahah!!! Evidence of a man.
Q:Has Xionez's dyck ever been erect?
A: Nope! Not even 4 a millisecond.

Fantasizes licking azzes

ijebabe: Sells freshly shaved sheep hair as car seat covers.

I stand 2 be corrected! but last time i checked, u were still his marketing manager in d biz

Better than starting from elementary school

I googled tecno t3 and discovered dat it was coupled here in Africa (Ethiopia)

dis is simply a case of som1 cryin ova his cap in a place whr most dont hav heads, or one sulkin ova his shoes in a place whr many dont evn hav legs. @op ur frnd got a N60K job after 8mths in a country whr thr r many who have nt evn gottn a 30k job after yrs of srching and he says lyf hs nt unfolded 4 him if d girl is meant 2 b his,den nothin can stop it, bt if nt, she wil leave (money or nt)

J12: Disproportionate breàsts and nìpples.

Her gateman

@Op i get ur gist. d main Q now is, why do most girls like going 4 d bad guys and play d good guys? ADVENTURE!!! Get a worthy girl 4 urself, give her all d adventure she may ever need (be her bad guy and her good guy, only her) and love her. It's better than turning urself into a 'pandemic' monster...

Xionez: His favourite pages in his Intimate magazines
are laminated so that they can be easily pried
open after they have been GLUED SHUT after
use.

?? How come u know so much?!!!!! smh. i bet he taught d other guy

Idowuogbo: Adeeee! Don't go banging ur head over a script. Neva say Neva, it might be a run tru of scenarios b4 production.Chil......

better be a script o! BTW she said it's a true story. so i guess we need 2 give her what she truly deserves... lolz

NAIVE, GREEDY, GLUTONOUS, BIATCH, HEARTLESS, WICKED, REMORSELESS, HOME BREAKER, HUSBAND SNATCHER, ... etc. mtcheeeeew. u started it, u know whr it is going and u know wat u want. do u even have any regard 4 family ties i doubt. i dont get dis annoyed, but u really piss me off. shyt

DONkollione: from ijebu... stewpid boy!

y u kom dey take panadol 4 my headache now?!!! pls o, stick to d rule. back to post jare... @person above; pimps dogs