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Has a barrier-breaking joystick. impreg.nated an 89yo barren wit just one shoot! wonderful

His banner says "a55 licking is allowed". he sucked d helll out of his best frnd's a55 as a buffday present

sweetchicks: this adek dude has only one testicle... yet he has mouth to yarn dust..

Guess how she got 2 know... she actually bursted one while deep.Drinking on my ping. I bet she enjoyed it so much dat she culdnt control herself. lollipop.

Fantasizes abt doggying a chicken. my advice... wait till xmas period, u'll hav loads to choose from

omolajaone: sales representative urgently needed contact opeoluwa on 08176419081

Location pls

He's suffering from uncoordinated spasmic chaosis

Tomorrow we'll wake up to a new electricity tarrif regime

ijebabe: Carries a pocket pussy everywhere. You never know when the urge will hit him

She believes evrytin is a scam, even 2 d extent of blivin her pink.y is also a scam. dat's y she's still a vergeen

[quote author=Risky_mallam]^^ At least she tried evn if its to a Donkey, what about u dat almost tore out ur girlfriends cl.ito.ris in the name of giving her head [/quote]jealous because she's his ex n he still has strong feelins 4 hr. u can hav hr now dude.

kay9: ^^laffs n laffs and... suddenly hs a humongous epileptic seizure.

som1 shd hold him b4 he falls off d balcony

Has multiple epilepsy after bj-ing her bf (sorry donkey)

He has never won a game in his life! not even ludo, or suwe, or ayoo... y am i even mentioning dem

His dream wife... u can imagine o! 4 where evrybody dey find fine straight babes. bow-legged wife u gotta b kidding me

in order to avert another surprise, come up wit ideas and suggestions as to what Nigerians should be expecting come 1st october 2012, so dat we all will be prepared and well guarded, and also, so dat there wont be any case of 'OCCUPYING" as we hav witnessed in recent times. So feel free to drop ur ideas, and most of all, let's have fun. u dont know how far dis thread might go you know...

Fellow Nigerians, i welkum u all 2 dis plat4m of fun n politriks. Goin by d recent devts in our country, it is obvious dat our dear president (Dr Goodluck Ebele Jonathan) exhales d fresh air of surprises @ evry little opportunity. D january subsidy removal is still fresh in our minds, my hrt also goes out to d victims of May 29 (MAUL students). It is in view of dis dat i wnt us all,...

mykali: ^^^we spent last night together doing various kinky activities

In one of doz kinky sessions, he had a three-some wit her and a goat . And did i mention dat both got pregnant 4 him

He likes tonguing goat a55 . Guess y? he says he's a vegetarian! can u imagine

Likes dem old n sagging. (grandmas)

timbros: And i guess u dont know what Roy Hodgson accomplished at Fulham before Liverpool snapped him. Please remind me, what later happened?

RDM ws a complete failure @ WBA, bt wen he had d chance wit chelsea, wu hd good players, he won dem d FA and UCL. hw abt dat? c d problem i discovrd livpul r havn is lack of good scouts. bt in trms of coachn potentls, BR is beta dan RM

niddamugu: Na wa o! This club is just too fanatical about UK white-skinned people. Martinez would have been a better choice - ofcourse, he's not a native.....

Donmeca: Who is Brendan? No oh! Martin wud av bn a better choice.

crusufixo: Whatever happened to roberto martinez. When did this guy enter the picture. Omo see one chance oh !!!! , Omo !!!, liverpool u guys are surely going to walk alone next season oh !!!!

i guess you guys didnt know what he did at swansea last season. i advice u go back and watch their games. besides, the guy finished ahead of roberto martinez o. martinez only had to pressure his players after staring relegation in the face but brendan prepared ahead of time and therefore never had to fight any relegation battle. i think he's the better of the two. but is he the best? only time will tell

just obtained a masters degree in self servicing and dil.do apps

Uncom4table because i caught her using a con*dom.ed d.il.do 4 fear of acci*den*tal discharge

WHERE IS D CIVILITY IN OUR EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM? DID I HEAR YOU SAY NO NIGERIAN UNIVERSITY IN FIRST 1000 (OR 5000) IN THE WORLD? THESE PROTESTS HAVE CLEARLY SHOWN TO US THAT IT'S NOT SOLELY THE GOVT'S FAULT THEN

Shareboyz: Guys i saw this babe and i have been thinking about her for two weeks now...
Is this really love or what? :/

Maybe u should start by telling us what u've been tinkin abt her! dat she smiles @ u? u'r holding her hand? or caressing her? lols.

Idowuogbo: i no blame u o! na ur warapa dey do u bad tin.

ikeji aja airport!

Easy now! di-e di-e o! do u wnt d guy 2 cry on nl?