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ijebabe: Vain much?

Has been sending anonymous love letters to Dgunnerz

Just as i've been sending to u too. figured u 2 will be great 2geda... #matchmaking#

Nayah: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now ur laff is making my laff to laff. LWKMD

Dgunnerz: Invites me for dinner every Wednesdays.

Haaaa! i pity u! u want ur dyk to get missing abi! Anyways d guy's gay, so ije it's useless inviting him

[quote author=Becacia_Barbie]Haba! Sis ke Well am not suprised, since some girls actually expose their bodies in front of their brothers...nd i find dat verry embarrasing. My boyfrd isnt evn allowed to curve his hands around my waist while walking, not to talk of my frd...or my bruv...i wudnt wna imagine dat![/quote]Haa! babe u stingy o! evn ur boyfriend r u sure u av feelins 4 him @all?

CRITICISMS hr n thr. if u guys/girls on NL continue 2 castigate n criticize like dis, thr wont b real threads on NL again o. If wat he did is bad, say it AND ADVICE HIM. dont 4get dat we cant contrl wu we hv feelins 4, we can only put it in check. @op i feel she's still young n needs some time 2 learn about life. 2 avoid hrtbreak, give ha 4-5yrs. if she still loves u then, u can go ahead. Peace!!!

I am very sure our God is not sentimental and that whatever he says will come to pass. however, bearing in mind the hatred PTB has 4 GEJ's govt, i just hope this prophesy of his is not based on sentiments because if that is the case, he would have ended up calling the name of God in vain and making God a liar in the eyes of the ungodly... but all in all, only time will tell

ijebabe: SMH. Men and their never ending need to show who's got more testosterone

Has a deep male voice and 'enuff' beards cos her testosterone level is higher than her oestrogen/progesterone combined

His ever-erect PURPLEHEAD caused security scare @ d airport last wk. they had 2 pass him thru metal detectors for like ten times

She's angry cos he dint call her 2 do it 4 him

Takes advantage of hapless, helpless chickens

PIMPED by a dog

Grows madillian hair and sells it to NL babes.. d ijebabes, talinas, swtchiks, goldieluks, etc of dis NL-world

sniffs dog fart for breakfast

@bennef. pls i want 2 b sure b4 getting one for myself (i mean T1). Does it play games well? do u tink it can dwnload soccer games. since u're using one already, pls reply and d tins u tink are d cons

[quote author=Okija_juju][SimonAndals inbox]Bring Vasline next time o!! That Robb wey you use still dey pepper my yansh.. (from his gay lover)[/quote]ROFLMFAO

Angry wit me cos last nite i went straight 4 d jugular and refused to finger her first

Hallucinates all d time. u better stop adding LSD to ur food

[quote author=Risky_mallam] I'm not delusional! sup man.[/quote]Cool. Longest tym.
@ijebabe is in love wit d midget above her!!! pathetic...

ARMED ROBBER. Likes robbing banks

Xionez: When the convent heard he just moved in next door, they decided it is high time they relocate.

Very funny... ;P back to op: no mata hw much weed u take, u can neva b d MOST HIGH ooo. so u beta desist

Confetti boy

Like u even have a bicycle mtcheeeeeew

Girls have given up on him cos his PURPLEHEAD is useless; dozn't rise no matter how much stimulation it got

Talks to squirells

always wet while sleeping evry nite

Enjoys fin.gering dogs in d asss

Enjoys fin.gering dogs in d asss

Can't stop hallucinating she's beautiful

@J12 Can sell his birthright just to get a minute of p.orno

And dat's y she had to pretend she's a corpse in order to get laid by xionez

R.aped by a dog last nite