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* engine is very healthy and clean(quiet operation)
*brand new battery
* untampered wiring
*manual transmission
* leather seats (drivers seat needs little amendment)
* minor scratches (less than 5k repair)
* good tyres
*pimped rims 17"
*heated seats
*good sound system
*central lock
*suspensions, legs and everything intact
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kingxsamz:


And what help would that be?
That she has a tattoo up her anus, and she's scared her boyfriend's mother will see it, and that she wants to ask her boyfriend if his mom is a lesbian?
Can't believe I'm even commenting on this thread sef.

she needs help by the looks of things, just take it easy with her ok?

kingxsamz:
You don't have sense.
EOD

why would you say something like that to someone who needs help?

LifestyleTonite:
A Nigerian lady has stated that her boyfriend's mother doesn't like her because she has tattoo.

According to the lady, the tattoo she got is a couples tattoo which means her boyfriend also got the same.

However, she expressed surprise that her boyfriend's mother disliked her for it while she let her son pass.

She tweeted:



https://lailasnews.com/my-boyfriends-mother-doesnt-like-me-because-i-have-tattoo-lady-cries-out/

to go kill yourself will be the best option because of your oloshoic appearance.... Sew wat slay queen yaff cause?

kingreign:






If you're really a female,

I'm sure you lack sound parental training and I won't be surprised if you whoop your husband at home. You're too sore and bitter.
Get a life!

bastard!

kingreign:


Madam, you try. But honestly, any Peugeot from 2000 and above you try this with will just shut you off completely and go into lock mode.


Teacher, No teach me nonsense!

lock mode keh?, na so d moto for ur yeye winch wen u dey come dey do ,thief! YOU JUST WAN LOOK GOOD BEFORE PEOPLE U GO FAIL!

GAZZUZZ:


SMH on a peugeot, you just want to get locked out of the engine ecu. Good luck it is clear you have no understanding about the workings of a modern day vehicle.

really?, you don't want people to learn this trick so dat people like u go dey shop their money abi, u be thief and e nor go tey before you go die!, the minimum year of car i used is as from 2002 so im not sure issa modern vehicle in your village soured village abi? Bag of shayt!!!!

kingreign:


Madam, you try. But honestly, any Peugeot from 2000 and above you try this with will just shut you off completely and go into lock mode.


Teacher, No teach me nonsense!

whats with the insults?, i think you should stop your lies, just to scare and make people come to u so that you would get the opportunity to take advantage of them abi!?, there is nothing so special about a peugeot , except for the BSI=BODY SYSTEM INTERFACE which could give problems when wrong wiring is done!, im not sure you would agree because you are most probably a jackass

GAZZUZZ:





You are confusing your self. In post 1, you want to replace parts without a diagnostic tool because every black smoke is related to airflow meter. In post 2 you don't want to replace Catalytic converter because you are looking for another code which you will not find even if you use a Volvo Scanner to scan the drive train.

Kayode get a life.

"Kayode get a life" probably a mistake right?

diportivo:
we have hammered this over and over on this forum

I'm surprised people are still going to then,and then coming here to complain

a simple search on this forum will reveal a lot....asking questions before even going at all will also serve

hopefully,people will hear word

yes bro!, just creating awareness again......

GAZZUZZ:





You are confusing your self. In post 1, you want to replace parts without a diagnostic tool because every black smoke is related to airflow meter. In post 2 you don't want to replace Catalytic converter because you are looking for another code which you will not find even if you use a Volvo Scanner to scan the drive train.

Kayode get a life.

im sure you don't understand hmmmm! Never mind!, not confusing myself, i understand pretty much what im talking about and i have practiced it on several occasions getting results. secondly, i never said he should buy ANY PART and just chuck it in there, i said he should test it i.e pull of the harness wire gently from the airflow when the car is idling to see if there are effects on the engine wen he does that.... That's a simple and quick way to check the MAF to see if its totally dead, so if the engine doesn't change sound when the airflow harness is removed then u know its the airflow! Clap for me!

GAZZUZZ:


faulty Catalytic converter. Replace it.

before you replace it you should find out the cause of the problem VIA. A computer based or sophisticated scan tool for more elaborations or other codes that the phone couldn't pick , because if you buy another one and fix like that, it will get damaged again, so its off no use, check for other codes like an 02 sensor code or a burning rich code nozzles and 02 sensors are liable to damage a catalyst if it has a slight overlooked issue, it causes the catalyst to heat up and thats what leads to the damage of the cat inside a cat is a "charcoal like" coating, so when it heats up too much due to the problems above it causes it to burn cos of the excess heat INFO:02 SENSORS and CATALYST plays a huge part in car engine cumbustion!

GAZZUZZ:


you need a specific scan tool to work of that particular vehicle. Errors are stored on the ecu which will not clear with a battery pull, you will need to initialize the entire system when parts are changed and system is cleared of all errors. This is not possible without a dealership level specific scan tool.

Your proposed crude method will NOT work. A peugeot is a complex machine, it's so sensitive that if you replace a faulty part with a functional one, it might not respond without a proper reset. I am speaking from years of experience owning and working on peugeot.

Do you have any experience owning or working on one?

yes i have experience i have owned up to 3 peugeots and my hubby is an engineer and he has the scanner and all tools but most of the times he knows what exactly is wrong with the car merely by looking at the visible and audible problems "black smoke and fuel consumption" was the way he identified the problem!, he did his training and worked in an auto repair workshop in the united kingdom for about 12 years precisely NB. NOT ALL CODES THAT COMES UP ON THE ECU AFFECTS THE CAR SO BADLY LIKE THIS ONE AND ITS QUITE EASY TO IDENTIFY! I.E THERE MIGHT BE A CEL WITH NO SYMPTOMS AT ALL EXAMPLES ARE 1. OXYGEN SENSOR 2.CHARCOAL CANISTER ISSUES 3. EGR (EXHAUST GAS RECIRCULATION VALVE AND MANY MORE

seanfer:
Why would I buy a car that I and my Mechanic won’t drive for some minutes on the expressway to know how good or bad it is.... Buying a car is not buying Shoprite Bread

i think asking them would be best!

millhouse:
he must be a buharist .

worst than that bro!

abibun:
With gear issue, u still call 1.8m for the car

don't mind that thief!

what are you bidding for? damaged cars, that will bid your pocket? cars 45 and carzbazr is rubbish, they sell damaged and misused cars at high prices, you aren't allowed to test drive till u pay for the car with no refunds even when faults are discovered after paying and attempting to drive it (ones not written on the report that was hidden to so to enable quick and expensive sales) EXPENSIVE COFFINS......... NB: IF YOU INTEND BUYING A CAR FROM THAT PLACE AS A FIRST TIMER, TO USE OR TO SELL THEN JUST FORGET IT, THEM DEY PACKAGE THE CAR SO TEY YOUR MECHANIC NOR GO FIT IDENTIFY AT INSPECTION BEFORE PURCHASE (TESTDRIVE NO DEY O)...... NA PROBLEM YOU GO BUY SO!, DEM GET MOPOL FOR GATE AS A THREAT TOWARDS THEIR VICTIMS THAT COMES BACK TO CAUSE A SCENE BECAUSE OF THE UNBEARABLE COSTLY PROBLEMS OF THE VEHICLES THAT WERE SOLD TO THEM N.B NO REFUNDS PEEPS,WISE UP!!!!!!

what are you bidding for? damaged cars, that will bid your pocket? cars 45 and carzbazr is rubbish, they sell damaged and misused cars at high prices, you aren't allowed to test drive till u pay for the car with no refunds even when faults are discovered after paying and attempting to drive it (ones not written on the report that was hidden to so to enable quick and expensive sales) EXPENSIVE COFFINS......... NB: IF YOU INTEND BUYING A CAR FROM THAT PLACE AS A FIRST TIMER, TO USE OR TO SELL THEN JUST FORGET IT, THEM DEY PACKAGE THE CAR SO TEY YOUR MECHANIC NOR GO FIT IDENTIFY AT INSPECTION BEFORE PURCHASE (TESTDRIVE NO DEY O)...... NA PROBLEM YOU GO BUY SO!, DEM GET MOPOL FOR GATE AS A THREAT TOWARDS THEIR VICTIMS THAT COMES BACK TO CAUSE A SCENE BECAUSE OF THE UNBEARABLE COSTLY PROBLEMS OF THE VEHICLES THAT WERE SOLD TO THEM N.B NO REFUNDS PEEPS,WISE UP!!!!!!

solamath:
Buy this superb clean Jetta 07. The owner is going to Uk for master prog. This is like a toks.
Features
2.5L i5 engine
Shiftable auto
Alloy wheels
Leather interior
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Factory AC
Rear Ac vents
Aux audio input
Am/Fm/6 loader CD player
Spare tire present with jack
12v power outlets
Cupholders
Superb clean

Call: 08028491063
Price N1.7m negotiable

how much nah toks?, d car was bought from someone for less than 650k not too long ago, why such high price?

Olajimoke1111:
Direct sound tokumbo Toyota corolla for sale at cheap and affordable rate only serious and interested buyer should contact me :08141710348 or whatsapp us via the same number
Price:N850,000

corolla with benz engine,wow never seen dat before, nice try mr fraudster, perhaps if you go and get yourself some education it will help in ur fraudulent games sir!

GAZZUZZ:


what if it is the O2 sensors? Or the M.A.P,? or the CTS or the coils? Or too much fuel pressure? Or the engine ecu?

That's a peugeot, not a toyota, you do not replace parts randomly.


There will always be a food for airflow meter sensor sellers if you continue like this.

there's a way that you test it obviously!, you don't have to be a mechanic to be able to identify!

GAZZUZZ:


manual or auto?

any, so long its good

yusuf002:
Hello, pls can someone help me my peugeot 406 car is consuming alot of fuel with black smoke , I have changed the nozirls, injector, plug and service silencer but it did not stop

bros, go and have the airflow checked! Greedy people on this forum just want to open market on ur head by asking silly questions to determine the way they want to deal with u, wicked nigerians!, airflow is less than 10k, thats usually the culprit!, black smoke indicates incomplete combustion!

mhd5757:
Now that tramadol is banned, if I try to travel out with a few sachets for my personal use, will they catch me at the airport? Because I'm leaving for Texas next week to visit my brother, I have actually traveled there in the past a few times with a whole pack of tramadol containing 10 sachets and nobody stoped me, I just told them its medicine for my personal use and they let me through,I usually go there with my pills then when I run out , I buy Oxycontin over there to substitute for tramadol because it's very hard to find tramadol in the black market over there, unless you go to the pharmacy and they will not sell to you without a prescription so I usually manage with Oxycontin which is similar to tramadol only difference is that it knocks you out faster than tramadol.

So i don't know, if I can hold like 5 sachets and travel out without getting arrested. I could ask my brother but I don't want him to know I pop pills, if he finds out I do, he will get my folkes to put me in rehab and I really don't want to go to rehab, I'm not ready. my brother himself went to rehab over there in texas for cocain addiction so if he finds out he would probably try to put me in thesame rehab he went to, so asking him about this issue is not even an option.

So do you guys have any idea, if I can travel out with these pills or not?

check the tramadol laws in the US, if you had a doctor's prescription then it wouldn't be so bad! If its 50-100mg , you might be likely to get away with it on a concrete explanation, NOT ADVISING YOU TO DO THAT THOUGH BECAUSE IF YOU GET CAUGHT HE WILL FIND OUT IN THE END,SO THINK IT THROUGH PROPERLY, YOU RISK OF HAVING YOUR VISA WITHDRAWN AND ANOTHER RISK OF BEING BANNED FROM ENTRY INTO THE U.S

YorubaEmir:




I’m not the cause of your comprehension difficulty... probably why you’re having problem in your relationship. Read the quote again.... especially the bolded. If you fail to understand, I can enroll you in a Monti Sori school.

i think you need to be enrolled because you can't even spell Montessori at ur stupid age only God knows how old the fool is......hmmmm and who said i was having problems in my relationship?? Guess that's what you are going through,innit?

mrjaydee:
This guys yabbing each other..can't you guys meet somewhere and settle this beef like MEN!

im a lady not a man, secondly i was just trying to get a point across!, To show how uneducated he is, he started to insult himself when i only made a suggestion!

YorubaEmir:

So what if I told you they are not my cars ?
Where is the pride in my write up?
Are you on your period ?

at least you should have stated it because if certain educated people see that post they wouldn't like to do business with someone like you according to your write up, are you thick?

YorubaEmir:
Please guys. I’m tired of using my airtime and T-Fair to link car owners and drivers . I understand how bad the economy is but it will no longer be at my expense. If you’re a driver on Uber or taxify in Lagos, in need of a car and can deliver #30k without stories , you can call 09056557300 or WhatsApp 07068097535

you are looking for drivers to pay u for ur car, you should leave pride out! U r the business man, so na ur hand suppose long pass!