₦airaland Forum

shumuel:
hahaha Lol, i bet u mean Rokia**, well She Won 2 Awards out of the Twenty (20) and i notice her (padded ass) more than you can ever imagine.

i only copied those am following, i pick those i follow by their Meaningful and Interesting Threads and Mentions, i just don't follow anyone except i was followed then i follow back, Get it ?

ha ha ha ! Rokibaby and her fake booty!

ibolomo:
Chisos!!! Omg!! I am not gay ooo. As a matter of fact, I love women. It was just a slip of the hand. And no, I am not ready to have a gay relationship with you.

naaaaa I wasn't meeting up for a relatnship, I wanted to hand u over to d police ni! God save u

[quote author=HIGHESTPOPORI post=33604444]Atleast d babe would mayb send them recharge card for their efforts,lolz.[/quote oyo! Lol

merengue:
Yorubas are ignorant but our cousins across the Niger are worse; they insist we call ourselves Igbo and any attempt by us to define ourselves is condemned. Very soon, some of the nonentities on Nairaland will start calling you a Hausa/Yoruba slave; thing is funny as hell

I really don't get oooo, na by force ni? Lol!

DelticStephEn:
are you from Ozarra?

nope am an agbor chick o. Aliagwa! Ika south.

condralbede:
Don't mind me,just d quest for FP.... you r not far from d truth.duh !!!Lolz

lol. Double duh

condralbede:
Hope diamond Bank n UBA is not among ooo

u obviously read only d topic not d content!duh!

babygirlfl:
First of all if your going to be marrying one of us, you have to know how to address us. We are not delta Igbo, ( I have no problem whatsoever with Igbo people. Just love to be called with what we really are) we are Deltans or Anioma or if you want to be specific you say Ukwani, Aniocha or Ika.

To your question, generally it's not expensive unless of course the family is a greedy one. In my place the bride price is returned and the traditional marriage is hosted by the brides family with or without the support of the grooms family while the groom's family sponsors the church/court or whatever marriage they choose to do.

my dear I also don't get! Especially yorubas! Dey don't wanna know deltans r not igbos! Especially ika south! We r deltans abeg, stop mixing ur tribes abeg!

onojaduru:
Nollywood actress Halima Abubakar was spotted dressed in a severely ripped jeans.

Of recent,the 'booby' actress has been spotted showcasing different dressing sense.

What do you think of the outfit?
Classy or trashy?

Source: http://.com/2015/05/halima-abubakar-ripped-jeanstrashy-or.html

forgot to say d dressing is demonic not thrashy

onojaduru:
Nollywood actress Halima Abubakar was spotted dressed in a severely ripped jeans.

Of recent,the 'booby' actress has been spotted showcasing different dressing sense.

What do you think of the outfit?
Classy or trashy?

Source: http://.com/2015/05/halima-abubakar-ripped-jeanstrashy-or.html

na so halima take over from tonto as per front page talk thrash attention seeking hullaballo!

HIGHESTPOPORI:
If money is involved its understandable,I was thinking nothing is involved,I con dey wonder when some guys became so jobless campaigning everywhere.

even if money is involved how many of d guys will d winner share d money with?

R they being paid! What am I as d voter gonna benefit for voting for peeps I don't know!

dainformant:
Congratulations are in order for Nollywood actor, Robert Peters who has welcomed a bouncing baby boy with his pretty wife, Debbie. The producer and director, tied the knot with his heartthrob, in an intimate ceremony held at the Lake Lanier Islands Resort, Atlanta, Georgia, August 2014. The baby has been reportedly named Lawrence, according to the information released by his fellow actor and close friend, Desmond Elliot, on his social media.

Robert who relocated to the US few years ago, recently directed AY Makun‘s movie – 30 Days in Atlanta starring Ramsey Nouah, Vivica A. Fox and Richard Mofe Damijo.

National Helm
http://www.nationalhelm.com/2015/05/photonollywood-actor-robert-peters-and.html

Nice one, make una continue to dey born una pikins for usa! FATCA is coming for u guys

gratieao:
From SEGUN OLATUNJI, Abeokuta

Police in Ogun State have uncovered a suspected ritualists’ den located in Unity and Peace Estate along Itele-Lafenwa Road in Ota, Ado-Odo/Ota Local Government Area of the state.

The police stormed the suspected ritualists’ den on Wednesday following the miraculous escape of a 28-year-old lady (names withheld), who was being held with her hands and feet bound and kept in an uncompleted building in the estate.

The young woman, who was blindfolded and cloth stuffed in her mouth was said to have told the police that her captors, who kept her in the building had planned to come for her later in the night.

She reportedly struggled to free herself and crawled towards the entrance to the building, where passers-by saw her and rescued her.

The woman, who sustained injuries on her head, was said to have refused to disclose her identity before policemen from Itele police station stormed the scene and cordoned off the area.

While combing the area, the police were said to have discovered decomposing bodies of two female victims in the nearby bush within the vicinity of the uncompleted building.

Bones of other victims were also said to have littered the bush.

Explaining her ordeal, the lucky woman said she met one of her captors, who had introduced himself as a businessman, two weeks ago, and they began a romantic relationship, adding that about two days ago, the man called and informed her that he had secured a contract worth N1.5 million for her at a site in the estate for the supply of bags of cement.

She stated that on her arrival, other members of the syndicate, who had hid themselves in the bush, joined her ‘boyfriend’ and they molested her.

“The man called me two days ago and told me about a contract worth about N1.5 million, but I could not go and meet him because I was sick. The man later came to my residence in Lagos and still persuaded me to come for the contract deal.

“But on getting to the Unity and Peace Estate, we headed for an uncompleted building, one other person joined us. But I was surprised when we got to the building, I smelt a rat, because the building was already plastered and the floor had been cemented too.

“But before I knew what hit me, both of them pounced on me, beat me up and attempted to rape me. But I was having my monthly flow that was what dissuaded them. They then tied both my hands and legs, covered my face and mouth with cloth. They promised to come back at night to complete their assignment. It was a miracle that passers-by rescued me.”

sunnewsonline.com/new/?p=118435
http://sunnewsonline.com/new/?p=118435

after reading d story she rescued herself and was assisted by passers by. She was not rescued by any police, use brain wen giving a topic dear.

hatux:
How sweet

old man imitating wizzy wizzy

olaideeeedris:
Where is our conscience for God's sake? People are in pains while some are busy snapping/covering them

na una go still say pics or I dontbelieve it o. Afterall with d pics people will c dat d story was true nd b guided. And who told u they were not assisted while odas snapped? U were not dere

ibolomo:
na who wan see your dirty bra? my bf's bra is enough for me. shuoo...

So ur gay!

madgoat:
Nonsense..... Thats the problem with we Nigerians. We are never creative. When one person does something, everybody wants to do the same thing.
I pity this woman though, i hope she doesnt get raped or molested along lonely paths.

does she have sense?

greatnow:
they will soon rape her on the road and the story will change to .''Pretty trecking woman raped and dumped on her way to abuja''

very possible! Dumb woman.

Yea right pretty woman with black lips

shumuel:
Nominee on Nairaland AWARDS

Ok guys Lets have some Fun

share this to all your followers and see what award you deserve.

1. Finest dp so far

2. Best Smile

3. Most Annoying

4. Sexiest Lips

5. Best Dressed

6. Most Creative

7. Adventurous

8. Best Eyes

9. Always online

10. Best Personality

11. Best Figure

12. Greatest poser

13. Sexiest Voice

14. Funny

15. Best Swagg

16. Hot n sexy

17. Most Handsome

18. Gorgeous

19. Very crazy

20. Very Reserved

cc:
Seun
lalasticlala
Ishilove
Emusmith
Tosyne2much
Naijaboiy
Chiam55
PunkyOh
redvektor
Naijasinglegirl
standd
supernet4
datalossvictim1

I think mine should Be 10 & 20

nice one but dat girl whom all d boys on NL r drooling for her padded ass dat she always displays nko? She aint on ur list. Guess her attention seeking is not really observed by u!

mkpakanaodogwu:
Who are they?,just hearing those name for the first time

lol

Barselonia:
cc ishilove, lalasticlala... what would u do

after quoting dere names nd making dem important, how many of dem answered u! Smh!

Rapmoney:
10. Prince Uzoegwu


Priince Uzo’s Bad Fashion Sense

Prince Uzoegwu is a celebrity stylist and actor. But it doesn’t prevent him from being a bad dresser. His style is almost similar with Denrele’s.

http://www.ngtrends.com/2015/01/10-nollywood-stars-weirdbad-dressing-habits-2/10/

prince is a weirdo sha

Yungwizzzy:
Actually it has not happen sha but I don't any headlines like this thats y I'm raising alarm

my bae is threatening to rape me if I don't sleep with her in the next 48hrs

I stoped sleeping with her when I read on nairaland religion section that sex before marry is evil

pleas advice me I'm scare

She has muscle and very very strong

should I report to Police?

u r retarded

wristwatch:
Today's love game is changing wheels as the hunter is becoming the hunted.

I have heard situation of when a lady takes bold step in asking a guy out but this perfectly works in the western world unlike in Africa where such ladies will be regarded cheap and desperate for husband.

So as a result, Ladies in our world gives stylish green signals in order to make guys toast them which are;

Smile

A radiant face is pleasing to watch and send positive signal of your approval for discussion. Some ladies smile can make a hungry and angry man happy. This is exactly what give guys the encouragement to strike a conversation.


Hard to Get Mechanism

This method is common among ladies. Just like Banky's W song on "Will you be my Lover, Yes or No? ". They will neither say Yes nor No. They are nice today and cruel tomorrow. They do this in order for guys not to take them for granted neither put them off.

Initiate a conversation

A bold lady initiate a conversation discussing issues vital in a guy's life. They do this in order for the guy to pick interest in them.

Stalk on you

In classrooms, Offices, churches and other places, such set of ladies stylishly stalk on the guy with the hope he will notice them. Hitherto, the way ladies stylishly stalk guys is so professional that it become irresistible to overcome their advances.

They stylishly open their laps and cleavage

Over exposing laps and boobs will term a lady prostitute. Because ladies understand this mentality in guys, they stylishly open their laps and cleavage when they sit beside their crush by wearing short skirt and a bit open blouse.

Frequent calls


They call frequently to check on him even when they is nothing to discussed on. She finds it amazing and happy just to hear his voice

Spray their body with perfume several times

A soothing deodorant send a provoking neurone in your brain when perceive. Therefore, since ladies are known for carrying kits of manicure, perfumes, etc. They quickly make up and apply perfume just to attract her crush despite d fact that she applied it few minutes ago.

They pay for your his T fare

In a public transport, they pay for your his T fare in order to gain your attention.


Feel free to add yours.

some go as far as loading deir ass pics on social media to draw attention. Smh!

callistus124:
[img]http://2.bp..com/-GBRSSOuipy8/VTkLRh_m1pI/AAAAAAAAFrg/UlgKBKJkeOg/s1600/Sean%2Btizzle.jpg[/img]
Singer, Sean Tizzle thinks he has got up to six packs by posting this online today. But, I think its not yet up to six. I can see only two....LOL
Nice pix he got!
Ladies I hope you are not here?

https://instagram.com/p/10fTwDvIhm/

what's wrong with dis one?@ sean tizzle oshi

ZACHIE:
so, this overgrown bag of fertiliser still stays at home with Daddy?
Olodo, get up and get out and hustle with your generation before your baba gets impeached

funny but true lolz

Billygee2u:
what are they actually trying to gain ?

beats me my dear