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iamrealdeji:
I tire o,Nigerian ladies are just greedy and hungry,why follow him to bar,carry your cross o

broda where did d poster post nigeria as d country? Na poverty stricken hungry men dey reason like dis. If u spend ur money nd she don't give u her number, move on to d next available chick abeg

Believe it or not I learnt to drive a manual car with my fiancee's erect ding dong. Here's wat happened! He has tried teaching me how to drive on several occasions but I always make a mistake. He got tired nd gave up. One evening we were relaxing in his room naked collecting fresh air in all d hidden parts of our body. He got turned on nd wanted to get down. He was so erect oooo. I now yabbed him dat his jr looked like the gear. I now told him he should lie back let me c if I could use his erection to change gears. He agreed! Men he almost died of pain, pleasure and laughter! I now mounted him nd started moving on him nd changing gears. D guy beg me tire dat I should stop, but I no ansa am. At last ii got d changing gear part nd we did d main tin. I swear I now sabi drive manual motor, I sabi auto ooo but I learnt manual on his( pepper pepper has catch me ooooooo) waterrrrr

I suspect something fishey! Smart president. Cos he wants to go for second term, he remembered papa. Chai GEJ is very smart

But seriously, is dis denrele normal at all?

don_J: Exactly my point of view...


... And That got me in2 checkin hs profile (outta curiosity) and jst fd out d op joined nl on 9th jan with this topic his only topic...showin on fp,..fishy...

Infact Adonbilieve d story.

Buh hypothetically if any 9ja guy in dz 21st century still acts/reason lik d op *as in gettin a chick a ryd and rantin abt it/makin a movie out of it on social media after a brkup*, den dt dude obviously a Learner.

*no offence intenteded*

...Itz My point of view *prolly cuz am viewing through a microscope*

I second the motion.

My dear date me, u will never regret it

Pretyangel25: . Plz how can I end it cos I want 2. Tnx

u can end it by not replying aunty Ode.

POPE II: your blackmail is useless, Change your ways, period.

So I should not talk about what Nigeriab women are doing because I have female relatives? Who is this one ?

if u had regards for ur female folks u wouldn't generaliize,dats my point. Stop saying nigerian women, say most nigerian women. Who u be too? R u God? Abeg park well.

Pretyangel25: I have the right 2 speak any language I wish to. Adiok mkpo uno fien

so why did you bother speaking d english at d first place? U can't even speak d english language? Stick to ya local dialect nd stop giving us migraine.

Pretyangel25: ebot das wat u re

speak english and y is ur body peppering u! Bolo. Mumu will defnately respond. Obokun oshi.

Homguy: Fvck him or get outta the house! No two ways about it. Heck! most young girls dont even know what they want.

r u calling dis one young girl? Pesin wey dey university? I feel she is just an attention seeker.

Pretyangel25: is you that is olodo/dump head.

deal wit it sister. He is absolutely right.

lorretta u: Thanks


Well maybe OP is even prettier than I am.
It still doesn't stop me from blaming the randy bro-in-law. Haba!

prettier dan u? I wish. Randy bro in law? D wifey is heavy. He is Hot.

[quote author=Pretyangel25]ya have told her already though she ask why but I have 2 lie. And u r still coming here to tell us? U still get chance o. What were u expecting us to say, welldone? So ur common sense did not dictate to u before? U had to seek nairaland opinion. Ok u ave told her. So............

POPE II: keep collecting money and gifts from him, so you want to chop and go ?

I don't have any.

Choi Nigerian women, I knew money was involved you alone know what you did to make him give you huge sums of money.

nigerian woman abi. Ur mom nd sisters and girlfriend included abi?

Pretyangel25: Ever since I step my foot in my sis house, the husband have been disturbing my life, first he sent me message and I taught it was a joke just last night he purposely touch my breast when I was in the kitchen cooking and I became so angry that I refuse 2 eat and my sis ask me why I'm that angry, I couldn't utter a word because he was staring at me.

He sent me another text this afternoon telling me that my sis is travelling on wednesday this week 2 come back on sunday and that he will have me all 2 himself, can u imagine? should I tell me sis and how will she feel? Because I don't want to create problem btw them. Advice please

can u hear urself? Ever since you step foot in d house ur sis hubby wants to sleep with u. Don't u have common sense? Mature women will leave d house nd avoid d hubby for peace to reign, yet u ave d time to still stay in d house, nd even carry fone and type story nd post, u even ave d time to reply insults? R u for real? Either u want to b molested, or u don't ave sense. Dis kind of situation don't need public opinion, leave d house or report to elders. Wat dazzles me is ur reply to all d posts, and I'm sure u r still in d house waiting for d day it will happen. Smh. Infact do u need a slowpoke to tell u wat u should do? U get chance o.

Dis OP is a barbarian and he is jobless, becos if he is none of d above he wouldn't take time to show us how he slaughtered dese birds. Why is it dat dumb foolish and uneducational posts make frontpage? Politics in nairaland abi? Smh

So dis is d new trend? An open letter madness? Why do nairalanders like mitating? So u can't post anyfin witout getting oda people's ideas? First was first to comment madness now its open letter mumuness? When will dese people ever b real?

Capableben: .wow , FINALLYYYYYY
I have achieved my voluptous aim of being a ''FIRST COMMENTER"
WOW, Baba God just de shower me with undeserved blessings o,
However, I want to thank my friends/family for their enormouis encuragement, My great pastor for his unceasing prayers, Tecno mobile inc for prducing this trememndous gadget of mine which has helped me accomplish this long-sought goal-The unprecedented TECNO Q1, my dad again for sending me to skul, my boarding school father who made sure I learnt well, my shop and customers for the subscription money.... Wow!!
It was actually a great race,
HAVE U EVER HAD THIS FEELING B4? FIRST TO COMMENT O

I alsoo wanna thank my brothers for their unending encuragement and finaly The almighty GOD for the Great brain..... Seun tanx for the site

and u feel dis is an achievemnt by being d first to comment? What is it wit d crazy copy copy act of being happy for being d first to comment? Is seun giving u money ni? Smh

adlatworld: Mine go extra lenght to marry my intimate friend. Even gave birth 4 month ago.

broda abeg what do u mean by intimate friend? Are u guys pondering what I am pondering?

jreyez: Mine caught me when I was asleep, tied me up, drugged me, and raped me...... It's was irritating

it was irritating and u r dia opening teeth abi?

EHITZ: Guys, drop ur pins and let's do some serious meet up!

well well well. Serious meet up. Hummm and I believe ur a guy. R u pondering what I'm pondering?

August 27th. Any cool cute responsible guy shuld halla.

After rating d pic, wat shulf we do next

All na lie. If its true dat dese tips wok y do celebrities still do breast augmentation. Duh@ OP

:oMe I can't see any toolz o, na d two fine brodas I'm observing and dreaming bout from here. They r just so cuuutteee