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Ademasta

God of mercy!

RIP to all

weirdgf:
Hi guys, i won't like to bore you with long and unnecessary stories, i was a chronic masturbator in the past, i sort of stopped for religious reasons and it's been almost 5 months now. The thought of going back has been crossing my mind but I've always avoided the act one way or the other by keeping myself busy, the problem now is, whenever i enter the loo, while doing my thing, instead of piss that's meant to accompany the turd, it's semen that'll come out. Doctors in the house, what's the probability of my manhood being damaged by my past act? Matured comments will be appreciated

Nairaland, an abode for funny comments.

Back to the topic, bros you don't have any problem. Not even a single one. You are more than normal self.

Lemme explain to you clearer, semen/sperm comes out of your joystick simply because of long abstinence. Look at it this way, you have a sperm production machine in your body which had always been producing sperm in replace of the ones you did pump out during your days of masturbation. And this machine had been conditioned and configured to produce sperm on daily basis due to your constant and frequent habit of masturbation. Now that you stopped the habit, the machine has considered it normal, hence the frequent production. So in short, the machine is now producing more than your balls can contain. Now, the reason why I said you are normal is because presently you are fully loaded with sperm, and it's not a problem at all. Imagine how full your tank would be after 5 months of no pump action, while the machine keeps producing without a stop.
There is what we call Body Management, and no one manages your body than you. Not everything you go to doctors for.

Solution!

1. Please go to your girlfriend and have sex with her. Atleast 3 good rounds to reduce the sperm in your sperm bank.

Or

2. Masturbate 3 times within the week to reduce it as usual. Note, this time know you are masturbating for a purpose, and not for the feelings of it.

After this, you are good to go. God bless you my brother.

Note, too much sperm in your epididymis/vas deferens can lead to prostate cancer, hence the need to jerk it off. Once you achieve your goals, stop the masturbation.

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Ademasta

Emycord:
reproduce ? I dont think so he only had two sons to show for a thousand women. I doubt if he knew or even met most of them not to talk of satisfying them for even if he had no other job as king but to mate them, it will take close to 3 years for them to go round?

You are correct

kaffyadeakeem:
your mouth

What happened to my mouth...

***this happens when a lady has Clothes ATM Machine inside her pvssay

Speedyconnect5:
So devastating. Some folks will just kill the woman and go to jail.

It wasn't a joke bro... My brother nearly die.
He is still not balanced yet... Cos it's still fresh(just xmas period)

avadella:
Ademasta of life! Not all women tho

That's why I said some women

Dexpro:
Seems you had a personal experience?

Not really bro, happened to a brother. Just last December he found out. And the son is already 14years.

My brother so loved this woman to the extent he sent her to Yankee a month before childbirth. She gave birth in New York. Surprisingly the true father of the son showed up last December and DNA was conducted.... My brother lose.

The funny thing about this love thing is... "the pregnancy might not even belong to the man in the picture; and the pure and undiluted love he has for the woman will definitely not make him conduct DNA test after childbirth".

I know what I am saying, so don't quote me wrongly. Some women can be heartless. Giving Adam's child to Muhammed to train.

It is well.

Hmmmm
Song of Mr Solo(he that used wisdom to copulate with 300 housewives and 700 Olosho(s)...)


Hmmm again.
FTC(Flying To Church)
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All

Great

Lol

Don't worry God will catch him for you.

Wow! The Citadel that made me.



The Greatest Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria.

What about when dating Olosho?

Pathetic

CivilianJTF:
Yes ayam here....

Woman, you are hereby arrested by the CivilianJTF... Drop your child and follow me to the other room

Is the other room the cell where you keep your suspects?

CivilianJTF oya comman arrest her

kadunasouth:
Ekule eyin eyan mi eyin ololufe etoye mo kiyin pe oto ojo meta, mose irin ajo ranpe nio modupe lowo gbogbo eyin ti epe lati bere alafia mi ati awan to send message ati chat lori watsup adura gbogbowa yio gba lase odumare laipe eto yio bere pelu awan ogun ibile ati iwosan fun arun gbogbo, ati ona ta nfi bo ninu ide aye raye,
Mose iba eyin toloun ko ayele lowo emaje kin sise o efi ojure womi Ase ntodumare

Baba o

therealesttin:
Not really Sir, but I have slept in a lot of hotels due to the nature of my job, I train for a Global brand and am constantly on the move training teams Pan Nigeria.

Wow! That's great, boss.

Smelly hole

Wow