Hi guys, i won't like to bore you with long and unnecessary stories, i was a chronic masturbator in the past, i sort of stopped for religious reasons and it's been almost 5 months now. The thought of going back has been crossing my mind but I've always avoided the act one way or the other by keeping myself busy, the problem now is, whenever i enter the loo, while doing my thing, instead of piss that's meant to accompany the turd, it's semen that'll come out. Doctors in the house, what's the probability of my manhood being damaged by my past act? Matured comments will be appreciated

Yes its damaged beyond repair.
So you'll keep cummin forever

mature comment? When you were mast*bating nobody dey there. The best thing is to consult your doctor and pray hard.

Mazi! run go see your doctor

weirdgf:
Hi guys, i won't like to bore you with long and unnecessary stories, i was a chronic masturbator in the past, i sort of stopped for religious reasons and it's been almost 5 months now. The thought of going back has been crossing my mind but I've always avoided the act one way or the other by keeping myself busy, the problem now is, whenever i enter the loo, while doing my thing, instead of piss that's meant to accompany the turd, it's semen that'll come out. Doctors in the house, what's the probability of my manhood being damaged by my past act? Matured comments will be appreciated

You mean you ejaculate while taking a shit? Like you mean you orgasm while taking a shit? You mean sperm comes out while taking a shit?

I really don't know man, but it looks like you're dying.

crackhaus:

You mean you ejaculate while taking a shit? Like you mean you orgasm while taking a shit? You mean sperm comes out while taking a shit?

I really don't know man, but it looks like you're dying.

Not an orgasm really, but i do ejaculate instead of piss

weirdgf:


Not an orgasm really, but i do ejaculate instead of piss

Yep, you're dying.

Don't be afraid...some people who abuse you here were once graduate from that league.
You will be fine.. wait a little bit doctors are on their way

crackhaus:

Yep, you're dying.

Op receive your healing this hour in Jesus Name..Amen

ifex370:



Op receive your healing this hour in Jesus Name..Amen

ifex370:



Op receive your healing this hour in Jesus Name..Amen

crackhaus:

Distance is not a barrier.. All he has to do is believe

Spermatozoa coming out instead of urine. My guy masturbating has nothing to do with this one. Go to the hospital

ifex370:



Op receive your healing this hour in Jesus Name..Amen

I believe you're too religious for your own good.

Heshei:
Don't be afraid...some people who abuse you here were once graduate from that league.
You will be fine.. wait a little bit doctors are on their way

Doctor don show. But am busy treating soldiers wounded from Iraq. Op's Penis can wait.

lofty900:
Spermatozoa coming out instead of urine. My guy masturbating has nothing to do with this one. Go to the hospital

coming from a chronic maturbator

koolet:
coming from a chronic maturbator

lolz

Answer:- Yes you have.

Whew! Dude! Biko see a doctor asap! It's funny you chose to come here first instead of general hospital!

crackhaus:

Yep, you're dying.

My brother, u wan make ds man commit suicide? Abeg stop ds joke I dey laugh too much oo, kilode?

Your body is too used to masturbation. Go and see a urologist to be on the safe side. But my guess is that your body is used to being stimulated by masturbation so easily with semen release. When you poo, it is stimulated somehow that it remembers to release!

I also read that if your poo is too hard, it could stimulate your prostate and you release. This issue of ejaculation while pooing is actually common and nothing to worry about OP.
See this page:

http://www.steadyhealth.com/topics/semen-drips-out-of-my-penis-when-i-poop-why?page=1

agohmamuda:


Doctor don show. But am busy treating soldiers wounded from Iraq. Op's Penis can wait.

You should help Op o cos that thing is delicate too

Go to a Doctor.

Go to a Doctor.

Are you really waiting for us to tell you to go to a Doctor before you know you should?

weirdgf:
Hi guys, i won't like to bore you with long and unnecessary stories, i was a chronic masturbator in the past, i sort of stopped for religious reasons and it's been almost 5 months now. The thought of going back has been crossing my mind but I've always avoided the act one way or the other by keeping myself busy, the problem now is, whenever i enter the loo, while doing my thing, instead of piss that's meant to accompany the turd, it's semen that'll come out. Doctors in the house, what's the probability of my manhood being damaged by my past act? Matured comments will be appreciated

Nairaland, an abode for funny comments.

Back to the topic, bros you don't have any problem. Not even a single one. You are more than normal self.

Lemme explain to you clearer, semen/sperm comes out of your joystick simply because of long abstinence. Look at it this way, you have a sperm production machine in your body which had always been producing sperm in replace of the ones you did pump out during your days of masturbation. And this machine had been conditioned and configured to produce sperm on daily basis due to your constant and frequent habit of masturbation. Now that you stopped the habit, the machine has considered it normal, hence the frequent production. So in short, the machine is now producing more than your balls can contain. Now, the reason why I said you are normal is because presently you are fully loaded with sperm, and it's not a problem at all. Imagine how full your tank would be after 5 months of no pump action, while the machine keeps producing without a stop.
There is what we call Body Management, and no one manages your body than you. Not everything you go to doctors for.

Solution!

1. Please go to your girlfriend and have sex with her. Atleast 3 good rounds to reduce the sperm in your sperm bank.

Or

2. Masturbate 3 times within the week to reduce it as usual. Note, this time know you are masturbating for a purpose, and not for the feelings of it.

After this, you are good to go. God bless you my brother.

Note, too much sperm in your epididymis/vas deferens can lead to prostate cancer, hence the need to jerk it off. Once you achieve your goals, stop the masturbation.

Cc
Ademasta

ademasta:

Nairaland, an abode for funny comments.

Back to the topic, bros you don't have any problem. Not even a single one. You are more than normal self.

Lemme explain to you clearer, semen/sperm comes out of your joystick simply because of long abstinence. Look at it this way, you have a sperm production machine in your body which had always been producing sperm in replace of the ones you did pump out during your days of masturbation. And this machine had been conditioned and configured to produce sperm on daily basis due to your constant and frequent habit of masturbation. Now that you stopped the habit, the machine has considered it normal, hence the frequent production. So in short, the machine is now producing more than your balls can contain. Now, the reason why I said you are normal is because presently you are fully loaded with sperm, and it's not a problem at all. Imagine how full your tank would be after 5 months of no pump action, while the machine keeps producing without a stop.
There is what we call Body Management, and no one manages your body than you. Not everything you go to doctors for.

Solution!

1. Please go to your girlfriend and have sex with her. Atleast 3 good rounds to reduce the sperm in your sperm bank.

Or

2. Masturbate 3 times within the week to reduce it as usual. Note, this time know you are masturbating for a purpose, and not for the feelings of it.

After this, you are good to go. God bless you my brother.

Note, too much sperm in your epididymis/vas deferens can lead to prostate cancer, hence the need to jerk it off. Once you achieve your goals, stop the masturbation.

Cc
Ademasta

Can't it be drained? Like with injection or anything?
Your solution may not be totally helpful

Heshei:


You should help Op o cos that thing is delicate too

With or without his Penis, he will survive. These wounded soldiers are top cases right now.

Better go and see your doctor to avoid stories that touches the heart.

crackhaus:

You mean you ejaculate while taking a shit? Like you mean you orgasm while taking a shit? You mean sperm comes out while taking a shit?

I really don't know man, but it looks like you're dying.

*vomits on his shoes*

Sorry

*walks out of thread*

crackhaus:

You mean you ejaculate while taking a shit? Like you mean you orgasm while taking a shit? You mean sperm comes out while taking a shit?

I really don't know man, but it looks like you're dying.

Lmao
Scary but hilarious.

@OP, are you sure you can differentiate pus from sPeRrm?
Could be pus or some other discharge caused by an untreated STD. Hope you've seen a doctor sha?

LaylaAli:


*vomits on his shoes*

Sorry

*walks out of thread*

Do my eyes deceive me or is this who I think it is?
You still came back eh...