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hollandis: I love it when nigerians reject this sort of racial profilling.Not All these uselesss poor muther fuuvkers criticising his decision

Na everything white do to black be racism...
Nawa o...maybe na inferiority complex dey worry una.

Good for that old stingy man!!!

Photo of Yuzedo's son

Yea!!!! That's my aboki's SOn.
So cute

mkmyers45: Where did you get the idea that legal residents are not free to move around?

Did I mention that

^^^^^...
*in serkodie's voice*
Starting page no be problem.

[quote author=oliseh.com]Adex097,Profemmy and I have been following this thread 4rm d 1st page,we try sha.
*i think i need an office*[/quote][color=#000000]lemme take a walk down memory lane•


I was the 5th to comment on this thread(he no easy)

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Re: UNIBEN Admission Thread 2013/2014 by
Adex097: 3:58pm On Jan 16
Gud day guys,...I wanna know the aggregate
score needed to be admitted on merit for
economics nd statistics @uniben
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[color=#000000]@oliseh.com (ma lady) was the 12th person to comment on this thread.[/color]

Re: UNIBEN Admission Thread 2013/2014 by
oliseh.com(f): 7:37am On Jan 21
pls can sum1 tell me d merit cutoff mark 4 pharm
in uniben,pls reply
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While profemmy (ma able prof) was the 17th to comment.[/color]

Re: UNIBEN Admission Thread 2013/2014 by
Profemmy001(m): 7:19pm On Jan 21
I'm an indigene___goyn 4 history nd strategic
studiez or linguistics___wich z less competitive nd
wat r my chances witout undagrnd runcez?
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I pray we all that have commented on this thread (viewers/guests inclusive)would be admitted this year IJN.
signed by Adex097.
C.S.O •

Kolade9: Which 1 be "nawa 2u" again? No be "nawa 4u" again?

Wat of nawa3u??

Michael Sokoto: Shey unu dey follow agitate 4 resource control tinz ni? Unto militant amnesty stuff?

I no agitate for anything.
Ondo state dey do us well welll...
#oyel money circulating#

Michael Sokoto: Come marry my sista, Kafaya sokoto, automatically u gor turn half edo by rite

Just tell me straight that you want your sis to come and chop my oyel money.
Instead of that, I will just go to oshiomele, tell ham say I won naturalise .
Lobatan.

[quote author=oliseh.com]i go ma village.
I go do ma state of origin certificate down.[/quote]Correct gal..welcome back.
But wait o..me too no get state of origin certificate o.
And I can't go to ondo cos of that..someone told me I can get it @ondo liaison office here.

When America caught/killed osama bin laden, we didn't hear a similar news o.
We woke up and heard the news..
OSAMA KILLED!!!
*dazall*

Tolexander: Thank you for the question!

As usual, before getting to 22nd of the month, the power is always worse than being epileptic. But from 22nd to 26th, the power is always stable and even close to 22hours per day just because they wanna distribute the bill on the 27th.
On the 27th of the month, there use to be power in the morning till around 9.00am just because they wanna disconnect the wire from the electric pole (dem no wan die of electrocution), then restore the power in the evening.
29th-30th of the month, no light in the day for them to check and disconnect any reconnection.
That is how the cycle continues for the whole year like menstrual cycle.

This one no be weather forecast o..na Electricity forecast.

mkmyers45: 24hours 365 days here in Maribor, Slovenia

Congrats...here in naija I get my lil light and am free to go anywhere!
Can you beat that!.

IAMBREEZY: I don't depend on phcn,i got my diesel gen working 24/7

:- sorry

They just brought the light now!!!
What a coincidence!!


Well its so so regular here in surulere.
Lasgidi....up #EKO ELECTRICITY DISTRIBUTION COMPANY#

jelel6: Guys, would you take just any course uniben gives you to study? Replies needed pls fellows

It depends...if uniben give me course like geography, philosophy, porrnography..
In short! Any course that ends with -phy.
Me go send it back to the sender .
*dazall*

Thanks

Trafford: you don answer the question. Have a lovely day





village? What State 're U from?

I'm from the creeks of ondo state.

I swear , mr bigg's problem is metaphysical.
You need to see the one in my area.
Jeez!!! So disgusting.
I stopped patronizing them the moment they sold a watery ice-cream to me.

Oliseh.com , I see you o..
Where have you been?

Trafford: wait o! Oga Adex.. Tell me you don't know deep down inside your name is in the Merit list...if you lie ehn

deep down my heart= I know.
Buh me is still skeptical cos I no be edo boy o...
Though my village is very close to edo .
will dey consider that one?

Trafford: ehhh! Who say I know? I don't know anything o!


just that the first guy exaggerated the cutoff of some courses...n understated some.

And From the scores WE (me&you) have seen.. It is quite UNpossible

K boss

Trafford: more realistic than the other guy's.

Where you get it from?

Since you know the "realistic" ones why not review yours.
Abeg make we compare and contrast.

IKJ66: *Yawns and urinates b4 entering NL gate*
GOOD A.M O....

Oga, please zip up before you enter.

spicy v: @ Yommy2sure: lol. Nope I did not volunteer with more than one organization, I simply volunteered with an organization within the industry I wanted to build a career in, for the sake θf experience. Secondly, I made sure my resume did not reflect my grade, it merely reflected "Bachelors degree in Bleep". Besides, the presentation θf the resume was so appealing, you would want to meet its owner after which you'd be so enchanted by my presence that upon discovering my grade, you couldn't care less. Lol.

My intention is not to sound cocky o, I owe my success largely to the grace θf God and I thank Him for His favor.

Ps: thanks for the compliment, Ʊr far too gracious.

If I don't follow this lady, my conscience will definitely disturb me.

^^^^^
Once again, I won't celebrate this great feat.
Why»»»»its my birthright.

Asakel: Lol!
I dan 4get sey u jes start work. Na worry month go soon end.
D'hehehehe!
Buh u too dey sleep sha o.
See as ur snoring they vibrate wall. Lol! E sound like woofer.

I have to sleep man.
No money to motivate me.
My ogas @the top agreed to pay ma monthly salaries on or before 25th of every month but look at todays date (27th) yet no alert.
Well I still thank God I av access to oyel money.

Asakel: Lol! Na sack leta end all ov dem. Insted make dm dey woo vc daugther...na kalampo babes 4 campus.
*singing* baby u ma sooger ..yeah!

Lol..see how nairaland change my S.e..x to intimacy...nawa o

Asakel: Haaa! Look at him. He'z jes wakin up. Hmmm. Oyel money dey do u.

Good morning o..
Don't mind me.
But
I never collect salary na.

ojingbe: Medicine65
dentistry58
BASIC MEDICAL
medlab59
medbiochem58
anatomy57
physiology57
LIVE SCIENCE
PBB53
aeb53
optometry56
micro54
biochem54
LAW68
isd63
ACCOUTING60
BANK&finance53
and soon

Ecoonomics cut off ain't among.
Why?

Asakel: If e no be sex...E go be money.
I dey sure sey the rest ov 'em na d same tin.
Tchaii...Lecturers can tax and bang. (more like cast and bound)

*in banky W's voice*
.....Shuga love sex and money
we gotta do it right
make we take a missy,
baby if you are my shuga
eeehh eeehh…if you are my shuga
eeehh eeehh.....

Asakel: *finds CSO and co snoring pagamonuosly*
Lol!
Sleepy heads
2much oyel money na im dey cus am.

*yawns*
Wat!?!
I can't find my cap o!!!
Okay sorry I've seen it.