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Good morning house!!

Holyrule: why's it a taboo na...*reasons pls*

Its a tradtion .
Mum would say "Adex!! You can't be different from your siblings. Your elder bro and siss didn't stay off-campus. You can't be an exception"

Michael Sokoto: daz "OSHODI IN EDO", hehehehe , u gor fia fear na, na only strong men dey dia

lol..abeg , don't compare oshodi with that place .

Holyrule: you shud be terrified about that place my dear. Thats where the "STRONGEST" men reside... Followed by Osasogie... Though houses in Ekosodin re cheap and ok, but the road bad gan and the caliber of pipo stayin there, i no fit shout...*coughs*

strong men indeed.

Asakel: @Adex.
Me stay in surulere.

Where in surulere? I stay there too.

Samsantos9: Hmm I left this thread for 21 hours, 38 minutes, 44 seconds and 88 miliseconds only to find out ten pages has been added. Please you guys should slow down o.

. I now read the posts on this thread like a notebook.
#so-stressful#

Trafford: 9 be sey na school hostel get u na

Naso o..
Though I hate seeing/staying in a crowdy place.
But I'm left with no choice.

Metaphycist: Now 4 average n low income "admittees" as u guys put it.
Start preparing ur cash 4 clearance.
Lst yr,acceptance fee was 46,000
skul fee 46,000
physical clearance,u'l need abt 20,000
hostel applicatn abt 12,000
(if u wnt off k,we r talkin of 70 to 150k includin properties)
So,start soundin d alarm 2 ur parents or guardians or start savin if u r independent so dat u wnt be doin ur stuffs at d 11th hour.
Prospectiv expenditure is 130,000 or 190,000 dependin on wether u'r stayin in hostel or off k.
U may tink u wnt get d moni until u'v gotten it.
N u'l tink u wnt spend up 2 dis amount until u'v spent it.
One tin is certain,u'l spend more dan u tink u wuld.

Would be spending 200K (approximately).
Nna mehn! I should be spending my oyel money more judiciously now o.
#no-more-cuban-coffee-for-now#
Thanks for the hint bro.

Johntosyne: hahahahah! Yexxx nw......... Am nt comparing..... Its jst dat i got fustrated wen i saw d empty pages...... Even dia c.s.o don copy my post nd he as alwedi reported me on dia thread lol...... I dnt compare threads.......

Lmao...I still be U.I aspirant o...don't forget that.
#team-physiology#

shakur07: lmao ** werin ma name find come ds matter ** ao will i be downgrading Uniben ** dont really cee d need for John commenting on ya thread in d first place gan **

Lol....abeg no/never vex.

shakur07: dat cso shu be none oda dan ma one and only ADeX **

you're right my man

@shakur, FB, JT, dr hesjay et al.....I hail all of una o (obeisance to you all)....@profemmy , chillax na ... We are all one GREAT NIGERIAN STUDENT.

Holyrule: then go live for BDPA ,thats where i stay. Making sense and virtually trouble free. Ekosodin na ghetto

i heard so many badt things abt Ekosodin when i went for post-ume o...hearing that name "EKOSODIN" alone terrifies me.

Johntosyne: hahahahahah! Adex! If i catch u, even d IG wnt b able to hlp u............ Lol...... Didnt knw u stil visit our thread...... Thumbs up for u guys coz u ve corrected dat act..... Nd dnt worry u ll b awarded d 2nd best positn on nairaland after d First and d best ni ............. Lol..... Xowi 4 dat....

longest time ma boss...2nd ain't bad atall .
Mind you , i'm stil part of the u.i family.

Trafford: 3bedroo...?! For Ekosodi....?!

na joke you dey ^^

lol..na joke o...besides, staying off camp is a taboo in my family.

IKJ66: C.S.O try resume quick today o,so dat doz unwanted visitor wnt come in,oshodin may cum in here anytym to address d house datz y u c me scrutinizing evry post as the I.G

My man , I get some undercover jobs wey I dey do for afternoon.

(Border surveillance)

Some of our neighbors won dey trespass.

lol..some guys dey envy our thread o.
@ johntosyne I'm referring to you.
Yes you!!!

Education / Re: University Of Ibadan
2013/2014 Admission
by Johntosyne(m): 8:10pm On Jul 28
Evening palssss...... Diz our thread is still d
best..... I visited uniben thread today nd cum nd
c diff rubbish, a lot of empty nd senseless pages
coz dey want to start a page
(Quote) (Report) (Like)

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Please mind your business.
And if you rémain adamant,
I and my team (I.G and D.P.O)
Would invade your thread with assault rockets, Ak 47 , drones ,armour tanks etc.

Trafford: I dey hear sey na 8 persons to a room sef

8?!?
Jesuss!!!
Abeg how much be 3 bedroom flat for ekosodin?

sylvalord: catch me if u can *sprints away*

*I givvup*

Asakel: And tis raining here in Lag.

Where do you stay?

IKJ66: CSO take french leave,him go 4 special prayer 4mount ugbowo,him nid diz adminsion badly,i sure oshodin go giv am Securitiology to study at worst

Lol..you know serious o.
Me no dey on duty na
*was just passing *

IKJ66: i c datz y my boy wana kill yhu,b4 u bomb diz thread i will dislocate ur actions,expunge,and make yhu lethagic and lymphatic.......calls d CSO on phone to cum and take im away....

I'm here man...
HEY YOU!!! SYVALORD!!!
FREEZE!!!

IKJ66: I.G no b mouth nw,me diff 4rm dat NSCDC man nw,i get 4 degrees,just wana bag d last one in uniben and datz ecostat xo i go xabi ste*l govt money

OMG!!! A whole I.G dey plan how to steal govt money!!

Michael Sokoto: Who dash Dame Patience Jonathan PHd in engrish tatalogy

WTH!!! Is this one saying?
How dare you insult our first mummy.

Mickey7: mayb u havent seen or hrd abt deir hostels...i dnt wanto stay der

Abeg..wats wrong with the hostels ?

ojingbe: Pls is 92 aggr good for law got 95 putme.cos two of my vrnds had 93 and 94.

lol..sarcasm @ its peak.

*sips cuban coffee*

Wow...oyel money is sweet.

Samsantos9: *Relieved* Understood sir!!!

Goood !!!

Samsantos9: Yessir!!!
*searches frantically for my Uniben ID Card* Here's a proof sir.

Checked!!!
you can now go in.
And please don't ever come in by this ungodly hour again.
Understood?!?

Samsantos9: *scared* I'm not an armed robber oo.

You sure?
Okay!!! Prove it to me!

dharmora: *****walkz in silently*****

better

Samsantos9: *Looks around* Nobody here CSO where did u drop the keys?

why are you just coming?
You be armed robber?!!!!!!!

dharmora: na me host meetin dis nyt lau lolzzz

Sssshhhh..you come house late yet still laughing out loud ! You no dey shame?!?..keep quiet jor.
Oya enter gently.