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Profemmy001: Lol...U dy find mua downfall, bah? Inadvertent means not done on purpose, Mind U. Moreover, It's ¤Doesn't NT dosnt¤ No offence though...**hugs him thoroughly**/no homo/

Hmmm..no homo and you hugged him thoroughly...I go report una to my oga at the top o.

jazinogold: i don trek tire today...if na by trekking...ah 4 don win startrek! from asst dean of students office to dean of students office to follow up letter of interview for our soon to be publish magazine...then ah con enter v.c office to submit him letter...but them tell me say all of them dy management meeting mj ah check bak...4rm dere ah cawi my left leg go edo state house of assembly to go submit letter to speaker for an interview but dm say house dy on recess! Ah don tire...Eatin gala wit coke

Ma boss jazee..you get mouth for uniben o...
*i want to be like you when I grow up*

Michael Sokoto: *removes bathroom slippers 4rm under feet, dust it 2geda & walks away lookin at Didi*

C.S.O arrests him for public display of mental "hiccups".

Profemmy001: According to him, "if the management goes ahead to conduct the post-UTME, noneof the lecturers who are members of ASUU would not participate in the exercise andthe students if admitted would not be recognized by the lecturers."

They are still at theatre of dreams.

Michael Sokoto: make unu dey slow down 4 dis thread ooo, cos na etisalat free MB I dey use oo

port over to Empty-hen and enjoy GBs

Da kingpin: i will be going to uniben to make enquiries n also to verify the cut off point(medicine only) i promise to keep u guyz posted

Hmmm...medicine only...nawa2 you o.

IKJ66: adex don approve am

Still under scrutiny

Didi 5: I remember the last time i saw him viewing this thread,i immediately logged out of nairaland.That guy don do me bad before.BTW dont you think it as a great idea to have that kind of nairaland account.I will just visit annoying sections,comment and have people banned for quoting me?

Lmfao......you wicked o

[quote author=Riley_Freeman]so if because person na Moderator, just quoting Him go lead to ban? Na so power dey catch person?[/quote]Hehehehe....the guy no be moderator.

Anyway, if your sep.2nd prediction fails...you must go to the 87th page of this thread to quote Austino.



*dazall*

sylvalord: i dnt realy understand all this.. I was also banned 4 quoting austin.. But d question z : is d magnitude of his sin dat huge dat peeps who quote him must share in his punishment?

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Austino1000: The Result to be out with Admission List

What's the source of your info sir?

Trendytessy: Adex098.,u hav a great sense of humour.

thnx for the compliment ma"am

@house...please o.
How/where can I get the change of institution form/card and howmuch is it?

shakur07: I cee masef between d category of 300 n above or 270 to 299

#my-mind#

Trendytessy: Dis thread is very interesting and fun..shakur,adex,adetola,AdexLawyer i enjoyed the drama u performed wit dat 1dray. It was quite defensive.

yea...used to be a defender during ma secondary school days (buh was among the top 100 *too-bad* ).

labodinho: Hmm! Hmm!! (Clearing ma throat) Sorry for d late result of patient *1Dray*.....I'm the Neurologist that's handling Mr 1Dray case.Frm d history of his diagnosis,we found out that he had BRAIN TUMOR AND NOW HAVING BRAIN TRAUMA. Dis was discovered using MRI.....Thread bear wit him n contribute any amount cos he need N2 Billion.Tanz for yur contribution...........Report frm Dr. Labodinho (Neurologist).

this got me LOL *ribs cracking* ....LWKND O.

Anyway, me no get any money for health issues but GEJ is a very good friend of mine.
I'm gonna ask him to add that money to next year's budget.

[quote author=Dusha94 ]Guys abeg o,i knw no weda na onli me notice dis tin.How come jamb no talk abt pple wey get 200 and above for d statistics.....,abi no body get?[/quote]jamb want us to do the maths ourself...

mayorall: JAMB do quick....we are waiting...hmm not really about checking the result, the score is the main thing....

God help you all.....let those who believe they've made 250 and above shout a thunderous halleluyah and type a bold halleluyah.....let muslims type Allah_akbar....

[size=16pt] halleluyah!!! Allah_akbar!!!![/size]

Naso I see ham o ...

shakur07: aswear i no notice am oh ..xo adex too has bin banned shey no shakur go follow lyk ds?

expect yours sOooOn!!

shakur07: Welcum to #utme where 300 and above is for d geniuses...imagine 10 outta 1.6 milla for dat ppt scored 300 above ...ARE WE DAT DULL iN NAIJA?for pple not to score 75 % of an exam** jamb has nao bcum wetin candidates dey pray **sha give me 200 lemme go**aswear jamb don fall ma hand **na which tubbish marking scheme dem dey use sef.. Tire oh

lol...200 ke?

AdExLaWyEr: wetn be ur score?

was about to ask same question

Sir Bussy: So u don dey relegate economics 4 law abi.No wahala

that's not possible o. Make I solve the maths qwesion for you.

ADEX098
-ADEX097
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0000001
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ANS = 1

Sir Bussy: Bros shey na adex wey dey dis thread bi scammer becos adex no fit scam.

You can say that again

1Dray: Hmmm... This is really a den of scammers! These monikers are all but one person's. Watch out for these usernames.... They are scammers and have scam intentions both on this thread and other Jamb and admission threads.

Tthanks for your invaluable advice sir. We've heard you

@ Idray were you paid for this? If yes, who and how much did he/she pay. @FB don't attend to any thrash just send them to the recycle bin

Buahahahaha...lwtmbit..... adexLAWYER dey scam ? Never knew we had SSS on nairaland...at FB watch your back o...many pple dey monitor you with satellite O

Leystra: JAMB candidates are advised to wait until after Midnight today to be able to successfully check their UTME results. We believe that everyone will eventually be able to check their results within the weekend.
If you're waiting in a cyber cafe to check your result or spending time online, we advise you to hold on until sometime on saturday or Sunday morning to avoid spending all your money trying to check.
We believe your score is high and good enough to see you through your admission into the higher institutions as God does not forsake

are you quoting a post abi na you D̶̲̥̅̊ęƔ talk...pls clarify

AdExLaWyEr: I knw nai knw na is just dat i no sabi maths reach dat level u dey tak...

ok ..make I go read that news to chek if you are correct or not.

iamjoseph: I fit faint if i no score wetin i wan score...

AHhhh ...don't check your result in a secluded area o

AdExLaWyEr: na wetn them write 4 news be dat na

check am 4 here

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/05/jamb-releases-2013-utme-results-withholds-12110-results/

I no doubt your info I just they hail you ni

Hahahaha

Sir Bussy: abeg shey AdExLaWyEr and adex097 na d same person ni or what.

my OGA, wats the difference between ADEX098 and ADEX097.
Na post-ume question o.

AdExLaWyEr: na 4 were u c 60% scored above 200.. Go and read d news its nt possible...
Wen “Ten candidates scored 300 marks and above, while 127,017 candidates scored between 1-159 marks.
and “About 40,692 candidates’results were invalid due to either multiple shading or no shading at all. After processing all the results, the board also discovered that about 47,974 candidates were absent.“ hw cum 60% 4 200plus..

lmfao..barrister don become mathematician o. #UTME-RESULT-PALAVA#