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The pea is a splendid plant. It proudly
displays its strong green Hijab. It protects it
from the hot and cold weather and guards it
from insects. Allah has blessed the pea with
a special Hijab, because without it, the seeds
would scatter, dry up and die.
The orange keeps itself within its shiny
orange Hijab to protect its delicious fruit.
Otherwise it loses its taste too.
So are the banana, the coconut and the
pomegranate. Each one has an elegant and
unique Hijab, which protects it from disease
and destruction.
The jewel of the sea, the pearl, has been
given a very tough and rugged Hijab - oyster
shell. It protects it from sea animals and
keeps it sparkling and shining inside.
However, the most beloved of Allah in all His
creation is the Muslim girl who wears the
Hijab. She knows it is a gift from Allah. It
protects her from harm, injury and mischief.
She wears it knowing it gives her dignity,
beauty and respect. So precious she can be
that she hides herself beneath her Hijab.
Do you wear a Hijab? Give it a try today
"And say to the faithful women to lower
their gazes, and to guard their private parts,
and not to display their beauty except what
is apparent of it, and to extend their
headcoverings (khimars) to cover their
bosoms (jaybs), and not to display their
beauty except to their husbands, or their
fathers, or their husband's fathers, or their
sons, or their husband's sons, or their
brothers, or their brothers' sons, or their
sisters' sons, or their womenfolk, or what
their right hands rule (slaves), or the
followers from the men who do not feel
sexual desire, or the small children to whom
the unclothedness of women is not apparent,
and not to strike their feet (on the ground)
so as to make known what they hide of
their adornments. And turn in repentance to
Allah together, O you the faithful, in order
that you are successful" (Al Quran An-
Nur:31)
"O Prophet! Say to your wives and your
daughters and the women of the faithful to
draw their outergarments (jilbabs) close
around themselves; that is better that they
will be recognized and not annoyed. And
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President Goodluck Jonathan has directed
the Federal Ministry of Education to
commence full implementation of the
demands made by the Academic Staff
Union of Universities (ASUU) in order to
resolve the indefinite strike embarked
upon by the union.
Jonathan gave the directive while on a
state visit to Nasarawa State, to
commission the ultra-modern TA’AL Model
Primary School, constructed by the
Governor Tanko Al-Makura administration
to provide qualitative, competitive and
free education for the less privileged.
Represented by Vice President Mohammed
Namadi Sambo, the president, who was
not categorical with figures, said billions
of naira have been approved and
Education Minister, Ruquayyatu Rufai, has
been directed to commence
implementation as soon as possible.
While pledging the continued support of
the Federal Government to Nasarawa State
through the Universal Basic Education
Commission (UBEC), Jonathan also
promised to provide free textbooks and
science laboratory equipment to TA’AL
model school and no fewer than 30
others, which are to be constructed in all
the local government areas of the state

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[color=#006600][/color]i hate wen pple call dys rebels ISLAMIST..dys isnt a religeous rebel group buh national rebel group

can som1 hia plz help we d novice hia for d full time registration procedure,,,plz it will be of help not to only me buh to many...thanks

The conversion to Islam of 25-year-old
Charity Uzoechina, daughter of Pastor
Raymond Uzoechina of Redeem Christian
Church of God, Kwankwashe, Suleja,
continues to generate controversy.
Her father accused the Estu
Nupe Alhaji Yahaya Abubukar,
of hypnotizing his daughter,
who has since changed her
name to A'isha, to embrace Islam. A'isha,
who hails from Asaba, Delta State, came to
Abuja at the age of 10 when her father
relocated from Lagos.
After her secondary school education at
Army Day Secondary School Asokoro, Abuja
she got admission into Federal Polytechnic,
Bida to read Public Administration. She,
however, withdrew from the course in her
first year. She embraced Islam on February
15, 2013. A'isha said since her family
relocated to Suleja, Niger State, she has been
in the midst of Muslims, which accorded her
the opportunity to have several Muslims
friends and learnt a lot about Islam.
The travails of A'isha began when she ran to
the Estu Nupe's palace in Bida on March 1,
this year to seek protection against any
aggression she may face should her family
know about her conversion to Islam. This
led to a controversy that is still ongoing,
with her father accusing the traditional ruler
of kidnapping his daughter. Along the line,
several meetings were organized between
A'isha and her father Pastor Uzoechina and
his daughter at the instance of the Estu
Nupe, who also involved some members of
the Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN).
But despite that, A'isha refused to follow her
father, alleging that he has threatened to
deal with her by taking her away to a place
that she will not be able to practice her new
religion. A'isha has taken the matter to a
Shariah court in Bida and the court is
expected to rule on August 1, 2013 whether
or not the 25-year-old should be released to
her parents or not. She speaks exclusively to
Weekly Trust.
Excerpts: Weekly Trust: What is your name?
Aisha Uzoechina: I was formerly known as
Charity Uzoechina and now A'isha
Uzoechina. Why the change of name? I
changed my name because I have accepted
Islam.
What brought you to Bida?
I came to Bida in 2012 to read Public
Administration at the Federal Polytechnic,
Bida.
Are you still a student of Federal Polytechnic
Bida?
No, I am not. I have withdrawn from the
school.
Did you go back home?
No, I did not go home. At the beginning I
was planning to go back home, because I
wanted to tell my father that I have
converted to Islam. When I converted, I was
afraid to tell my parents, because of the way
my father would behave. I know he will not
take it lightly with me. So, for that I refused
to go back home.
Did anybody force or enticed you to join
Islam?
I joined Islam on my own. Nobody enticed
me with anything to join Islam. What
informed your decision to join Islam? I
converted to Islam because I love the
character of Muslims, particularly the way
they behave. You know Muslims believe in
God. I have Muslim friends and I watch what
they do, that enticed me to join Islam. I used
to read Qur'an when I was a Christian. I
always join them to read Qur'an and
through that I found out that it is the same
one God they worship. So I embraced Islam.
How did your father come to know about
your change of faith?
When I ran to the palace, I told you, it was
very difficult before I could see the Emir.
When I saw him, the emir refused to accept
me, because my father did not know about
it. He, therefore, collected my father's
number from me and called him. The
following day my father came and said he
wanted to see me. When we met we talked
one on one.
What did you tell him?
Well the emir told him that I have converted
to Islam. When my father talked to me, he
said let's go home, but I refused. I told him
that I will not change my faith, because I
have already accepted Islam and this is
where I want to stay. He, therefore,
threatened me so much so that I became
scared of him.
What did he do to you amounting to a
threat?
In the first place you know, I put on Hijab
(veil), he said I should remove the Hijab. He
was angry and used some harsh words on
me, directing that I should remove the Hijab,
but I refused. He threatened to take me to a
village where nobody will set his eyes on
me. So I became scared of him, therefore I
refused to follow him. That is it.
Did the emir intervene?
The emir gave him one week to come back,
but he came back even before it reached
one week. He said he must take me home.
He will not take me to our house, but he'll
take me to somewhere that nobody will set
his eyes on me. I quickly ran back to the
emir and to the Shari'a Court for protection.
I don't want to go back to my father,
because he is threatening me.
How did you come to know about the
Shari'a Court?
I found out from people. I went to them on
my own to formally lodge my complaint.
Why Shari'a Court?
They have to protect me. You know when
you take a case to court over life threatening
issue, the court must protect you. That is it.
Did your father come back after you refused
to follow him?
He came back. He kept on coming back. The
other time he even threatened to bring
some people to kidnap me.
Is it true that at a time your father came
with the Christian Association of Nigeria
(CAN) officials to you?
Yes. Is it true that you also went to the
Jama'atul Nasril Islam (JNI)?
Yes.
Why did you go to JNI?
I told you and I'll still repeat it, though I
don't want to repeat my words again. I
want them to intervene on my behalf, the
threat is too much. Now I can't go
anywhere, I cannot even continue with my
schooling. I cannot do anything because of
the way he has been threatening me. He is
still bringing people up till now to keep
watch on me.
How do you know that your father has
assigned people to keep watch on you?
There was a time that I wanted to go out,
information came to me that my father was
around and I had to stay back since I don't
want him to take me away. I know that if I
gout anytime,I he'll pick me up.
How did you come to know about JNI?
I have been reading about them. That is why
I went to them.
How did you present your case to JNI?
I wrote to them seeking for their
intervention, because I do not know how to
go about convincing my father. I also learnt
that the emir wanted to hand me over to my
father, because the burden of my case is
becoming too much for him to bear.
If your father should promise to allow you
to practice your new faith, will you go with
him? I'll not. In a family that you are the only
Muslim, how can you practice in that house?
You know when he (my father) came along
with my mother the other time, his actions
and the harsh words he used, even if I go
back home, my life will not be secured in his
hand. That is why I said I'll not go.
Did you start learning anything about Islam?
Yes, I started learning how to perform
ablution. I have learnt how to recite Surah
Al-Fatihah, I am now in my second surah.
Do you pray five times a day?
Yes I do. I am even fasting now. I have been
fasting since the beginning of the month of
Ramadan.
What is your massage to people wanting to
join Islam?
I have only one massage. Islam is good.
Muslims are truthful, everything they say,
they believe in God and they carry people
along. Once a person converted to Islam,
he'll be carried along until he is strong to
stand on his own.
What is your appeal to your parent?
I am appealing to my parents not to be
angry with me. My conversion to Islam will
not separate us. I still love them, even
though I am here. They can come and visit
me and I can also visit them. They shouldn't
think my new faith will take away the love I
have for them. It will not. I am very sorry

Fynestboi: OGA AM NT COMPLICATING ANYONE HERE shine ur EYE U WULD C IT DEIR

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ibiso1986: Nice write up.. But if a lady knows that d guy approaching her is rich, first impression won't even count for most nigerian girls..

tough majority of ladies are obssess wit money,buh not all

India Man Quit Bathing 37
Years Ago
It is not an achievement that can readily be
savoured by his nearest and dearest.
But Kailash Singh has as good a claim as
any to the accolade of world's smelliest man
- after refusing to wash for more than 37
years.
Mr Singh, 65, has not bathed or cut his 6ft-
long dreadlocks since 1974, shortly after he
married.
Explaining his unconventional decision, Mr
Singh claimed a priest guaranteed him a
much-prized son and heir if he followed the
advice.
Despite neighbours joking the sweaty
farmer would be lucky persuade his wife to
have any children at all, his religious
guidance clearly failed - he has seven
daughters.
Mr Singh spends his days tending cows in
47C heat, yet the only 'cleansing' he does
allow himself is a 'fire bath' each evening,
which involves smoking marijuana, praying
to the Hindu Lord Shiva and dancing
around a bonfire.
His long-suffering family admit they did
once tried to force him into a stream.
'He fought us off and ran away,' said wife
Kalavati Devi, 60. 'We've tried several times
since to force him to have a shower but he
puts up such a fuss.
'He says he'd rather die than take a bath
and only a son could change his mind. It
has been so many years now I've got used
to it.'
His wife even threatened to stop sleeping
with him if he didn't bath, but she gave in
first, insisting she should be loyal and put
up with the stench.
The father-of-seven spends all day working
up a sweat tending cows and working in
his fields near the Indian holy city of
Varanasi, on the banks of the River Ganges,
where temperatures regularly top 47C.
He admits neighbours in the rural village of
Chatav make fun of him but said he is
following god's will.
'Children tease and shout that I don't wash
when I ride my bicycle through the village,'
he said. 'There are many people who have a
poor character that mock me for not
washing. They do not understand my
decision but I will not change my mind as it
is god's choice, not mine.
'My wife doesn't like it either but she must
bear all the hardships I have to bear.
Besides, I take a fire bath in the evenings
and that gets rid of all the sweat.'
Mr Singh's wife claims she has tried
everything to make her smelly husband
clean up his act without success.
'I abused him and started crying when he
told me about his senseless decision,' she
said. 'I even threatened to stop sleeping
with him but he is my husband so there
was little I could do about it.'
Youngest daughter Pooja, 16, even says her
father's strange decision has made her
more popular.
'My schoolmates are curious to see and
meet my papa,' she said. 'They keep asking
me how he can live for so many years
without washing and want to see for
themselves.
'Earlier I would be angry but there's
nothing we can do as he doesn't listen to
anyone.
'In this hot summer I want to shower at
least twice a day but he doesn't want to
take even one. I don't know how he
manages to live.'
The only contact with water Kailash has is
to wash his mouth and hands.
'I have no son, so I will never wash again,'
he said. 'Maybe when I am born again I will
wash.'

JOSEPH YOBO CHASES MOTHER-
IN-LAW FROM HOME “You`re A
Bad Influence On My Wife”
The marriage of Most Beautiful Girl in
Nigeria 2008, Adaeze Igwe and Super
Eagles captain Joseph Yobo is at the
moment experiencing some turbulence, this
your darling magazine National Enquirer
can exclusively reveal. The love birds who
got married in a hush manner, barely three
months after meeting in December 2009
are said to be patching things so as not to
caught the attention of the press and public
in general.
According to impeccable sources close to
the Yobos, the reason for the squabbles is
highly connected to Adaeze’s mother, Mrs.
Abigail Igwe now Fashanu after she
married the former Footballer turned
business man in 2011.
Joseph Yobo and Adaeze’s mum our
grapevine revealed became sworn enemies
when the Fernabarche of Turkey skipper
got wind of her plans to crash his marriage.
It was reliably revealed that the woman
who’s married to her third husband with
Adaeze and her younger sister from
different men, allegedly controls the
marriage to the extent of advising her
daughter against getting pregnant for Yobo
even after Joey, their son is almost three.
The reason she gave her daughter, we
further learnt is because she needed to get
back into her sexy shape just in case things
no longer work out between her and her
Plateau born hubby and might require her
re-marrying.
She was also alleged to have instigated
Adaeze’s hush return to school barely a year
after her marriage as the ex-model is
presently furthering her studies in far away
Santa Monica College, Los Angeles, USA,
where she is reading Communication while
her husband and son are in Turkey.
The goal hunter who used to play for
Everton of England before making a switch
to Turkish side Fernabarche also allegedly
found out that Mrs. Fashanu could have a
hand in Adaeze’s frequent request of
money for irrelevant things as she’s said to
have developed an unexplainable interest
for frequent shopping.
The last straw that broke the camel’s back,
our source revealed was when Adaeze’s
mother’s visit was becoming too frequent
in the Yobo’s Turkish home as she would
storm their apartment unannounced and
always interfere in every little argument that
ensue between the growing couple.
This we learnt eventually led to her ban, as
Yobo officially informed her to stop coming
to their home as her interference is doing
their marriage no good. Adaeze’s mum was
also not invited for Joey’s 2nd birthday
party which held in their home in Turkey
and insiders dispensed that Adaeze has
been asked to choose between her mum
and her home as she’s not needed in their
home for now nor invited to any of their
parties.
Culled from National Enquirer Magazine

rafhell: I do not need any evidence to tell me that God is real. The Bible tell me so.

Anyway I don't expect it to make frontpage because nairaland is islamland.

dia isn't any religeous sentimental operation hia,,,al i knw is dat if God wana send a message,he wont go to an exxtra lenght wich is almost imposible for an ordinary person to go unless for the scientists

5 Ways To Make Women Fall
In Love With You
Getting women to fall for you is not as
hard as it may seem. Making women feel
a deep attraction to you doesn’t require
expensive gifts, extravagant gestures or
rock hard abs.
In fact, all it really requires is a little charm
and a few good manners. Mastering the
following 5 qualities will set you on your
way to becoming the man women will be
fighting for.
1. Present yourself as the ideal man
One of the worst mistakes a man can make
is being insecure, desperate and
intimidated-constantly seeking a woman’s
approval. Women want the ideal man who
is confident, self-sufficient and respectable.
When you display these traits, along with
maintaining strong eye contact, good
posture and slow body gestures and
movements, most women will take notice of
you.
2. Learn to dress smarter
The first impression matters a lot and how
you dress is a big part of the impression
you create. Just like women use make-up to
appear prettier than they really are, men
can improve their appearance through their
style of dress. Keeping yourself up and
adapting a style that suits you sends the
message that you know how to dress,
you’re unique, interesting, mature and
successful. Most women love clean, well-
groomed and stylishly dressed men
because it shows that you are organized
and can take care of yourself.
3. Make friends with women
Keeping friendships with women is one of
the best strategies for consistently meeting
women. In fact, making female friends can
lead to you being introduced to lots
of available women and will help you get
over any anxiety you may have of
approaching women. Women will more
often talk to men who are with other
women, so by keep these friendships intact,
you’ll make HUGE headway in becoming the
high-status guy women can’t get enough
of.
4. Give them genuine compliments
Learning to fulfill a woman’s craving for
compliments will definitely set you apart
from other men; however, most men mess
it up and end up sitting alone at the bar. To
compliment women the right way, the most
important thing to remember is not what
you say, but how you say it. Focus on the
their values and what they deem important.
Give compliments with a confident voice
tone and a smile on your face and never
underestimate the importance of eye
contact.
5. Let them chase you
Quickly pursuing attractive women can
often cause them to run away from you.
Instead, stop chasing women and make
them pursue you. Doing this will set you up
as a challenge in their minds and cause
them to be MORE LIKELY to want to be with
you in a romantic way.

is the portal available now plz?

dys smartphones explosions is gettin outa hand o

Young Woman Killed By
IPhone
The relatives of a 23-year-old woman
from northwest China’s Xinjiang Uygur
Autonomous Region have claimed that
the woman died after being electrocuted
while using her iPhone.
The older sister of victim Ma Ailun said
Saturday on Sina Weibo, the Chinese
equivalent of Twitter, that Ma was
electrocuted while trying to answer a call
on her iPhone while the device was
charging.
Ma Ailun bought the iPhone in December at
an official Apple store and was using the
original charger to recharge the phone
when the incident occurred, her sister said.
Ma, who was planning her wedding on
August 8, fell to the floor when making a
call with her iPhone 5, which was being
recharged at the time, Ma’s sister said on
her microblog account.
“I want to warn everyone else not to make
phone calls when your mobile phone is
recharging,” she tweeted.
The sister’s tweet was reposted more than
3,000 times. And the microblogging site
was flooded with posts urging fellow users
not to make calls while charging their
phones.
“I hope that Apple Inc. can give us an
explanation,” her post reads.
Ma’s father, Ma Guanghui, confirmed that
his daughter was electrocuted, adding that
her body showed signs of electrocution.
Ma, a resident of Xinjiang’s city of Changji,
was previously employed as a flight
attendant at China Southern Airlines,
although she recently quit her job.
Local police confirmed that Ma did die of
electrocution, but they have yet to verify if
her phone was involved in the incident.
Ma’s sister said via Sina Weibo that she
hopes to seek justice from Apple.
Apple said commented on the situation:
“We are deeply saddened to learn of this
tragic incident and offer our condolences to
the … family. We will fully investigate and co-
operate with authorities in this matter.”
Local police said they are continuing to
investigate the case.
Experts said mobile phones have a low
output of only 3 to 5 volts, which isn’t
enough to harm the human body.
People will feel an electric shock at about 36
volts. “However, if the charger or the circuit
has a problem, such as a broken wire, it can
lead to a shock of 220 volts,” a senior
physics teacher at a Nanjing high school
was quoted as saying in a media report.
Xu Xuelu, an expert with the Nanjing
Appliance Repairing Association,
recommended people avoid making calls
with their mobile phone while it is being
recharged.
In 2010, a man in northeast China was
killed by an electric shock when making a
phone call with a handset that was being
recharged with an unauthorized charger,
according to the China Consumers
Association

is the form out please?

Happy 23rd Birthday To
WIZKID + 'wizkid Ayo
Balogun!!!
Congertulation
'wizkid Ayo Balogun!!!

LIVE snails slither across a woman's face as she takes part in the latest bizarre beauty trend in Japan.
A salon in the capital Tokyo is offering customers the chance to sign up for a £165 SNAIL FACIAL.
All they have to do is lie back and let the molluscs crawl across their skin, leaving a trail of slime as they go.

Managers at the Clinical Salon claim snail slime is packed with proteins, antioxidants and hyaluronic acid, which help skin retain moisture, reduce inflammation and remove dead skin.
While many will be too squeamish to get snail mucus on their mugs, adventurous Japanese are queuing up to try the bizarre treatment.
One happy customer said: "You can feel the snails moving on your face. At first, it's surprising but it's actually rather nice."

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/5014860/snail-facial-is-latest-bizarre-beauty-trend-in-japan.html

Joba Bamiro at 21:27
Revealed! Why Wizkid Was
Expelled From Secondary
School
As the nation’s pop sensation, Wizkid, real
names Ayo Balogun, is embroiled in a
breach of contract scandal with some of his
former high school mates, the aggrieved
parties have exclusively revealed what he
has been hiding – the circumstances
surrounding his expulsion from his
secondary school- Ijebu Ode Grammar
School, Ijebu-Ode, Ogun State.
According to reports, in a fit of pique
following his attitude and denial before
police authorities, the ex-schoolmates and
organizers of the concert, Olumide Adewale
and Adetunji ‘ Najia Child’ Adedokun-
Fernandez, have launched a ‘cold war’
against him revealing his ugly past.
The begrudged men revealed that it is not
the first time Wizkid has been involved in
such scam. They said that Wizkid was
allegedly expelled from school for stealing
school property.
When reached, Wizkid and EME publicist,
denied all allegations. They explained that
they did not take any money from anyone,
and they issue of scam must have been
done by impersonators.
Wizkid is yet to respond to the allegations
of him expelled and stealing in school.

wen corruption comes from above,how can they control the civilian corruption

Photo: Wizkid displays
highest level of respect to
musician King Sunny Ade
Star singer Ayo Balogun aka Wizkid
recently displayed the highest level of
respect to veteran musician King Sunny Ade,
KSA. This happened in Victoria Island,
Lagos about 2 weeks ago as the two are
about to perform together on stage at the
Ebony TV launch. Wizzy knows how to
show respect to his elders. Nice one!