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On Saturday,19th of July 2014,an event that has made headlines took place at a church in Warri,Delta state was having its usual monthly vigil tagged “No friend for jungle”.
The church pastor,Pastor Osas as he’s popularly called was carrying out a deliverance session,healing people from all kinds of infirmities and releasing them from bondages,then this dreadful event took place.
The pastor was trying to deliver a woman with an evil spirit when the woman slapped the pastor twice.
At first,the pastor continued praying but when the second slap came,he stopped praying,dropped his bible and hit the woman on the head with his anointing oil bottle,making the woman go unconscious.
When the pastor was asked why he followed such a violent step,he said “its operation NO FRIEND FOR JUNGLE na FIRE FOR FIRE,the spirit in her attacked and I attacked back which calmed it down.”

farano: Your spouse or kids? Sincere answer pls

tho dys seems to be somhw complicating buh for me o,,i'l surelly pick ma wife undoubtingly,,if a wife shuld love her children more dan her spouse,,hmmm na ten ten she stil dey do

temigracie: evrything na stingyness.....unna no wan spend again....wats dere abt spending for a girl....if u guys dont spend for girls,abeg who else will??

dia father and mother will

temigracie: sorry, for ur loss bro..may her gentle soul rest in perfect peace...

it is normal and inevietable buh jst @a very bad time,,,anywayz,,,,thanks

I was a very busy type back then,my beloved and beautiful sister was sick for about 2 months and the cruel me failed to create that little chance to visit her in the hospital.she complained on my negligence each time she manage to chat with me on phone but my escuse is always that "sister don't worry you will soon be beta and come back home" not knowing she wont make it back alive.so sad,on that fate full day i was usually at my working place when someone called to confirm if she is the one who people are mourning in our house,i answered doubtinglly "no it can't be her"i hung up and prayed solemlly in my mind that God should please don't let that be her fate at her tender youthage.
Evening came and i set for home,i was still some metres home when i saw multitudes standing in a grieving manner in front of our house,gbam!! Thousands of thoughts ran through my mind and i started praying very hard that she should just wait so i could bid her eternal farewell buh it was just a fantasy.the most painful part of my story is that we being a muslim,before i got home that day she has already been buried and i was not even given a chance to see her face again,,so so sad.till now if i pass by her grave i still do have this strong feeling to just see her again because i missed her so much.
Now i know in one way or the other we all have late loved ones that their demise has caused a great loss to us,be it lover,father,mother,child,relative or even friend,lets share it here and keep it rolling

9. If every night you are tired, sleepy, sore, down with headache or fever,
"not in the mood," you are a joker, a serious comedian!
10. If your children suddenly become more important to you than your
husband, you need prayers.
11. If you assume that as the woman, only you need to be pampered and
fussed over while the man is a stone that has no emotions, you need to be
pitied.
12. A woman that has the mind of a wife does not excite her husband. Wives
are usually complacent and presumptuous. A wife must strive to have the
mind of a girlfriend. A girlfriend is always nicer, sweeter, more loving and
always thinking of ways to wow her sweetheart; a girlfriend does not try to
win all arguments, does not call the man a "useless man", is not careless
about her looks or dressing, always smiles and laughs with the man, sends
the man sweet messages and calls, etc.
Are you your husband's girlfriend in word and in deed?

8. When a man is looking for a wife, he bypasses women of different shapes
and sizes to choose a wife. But soon after childbirth, many women hide under
the excuse of childbirth to let go of themselves. Many stop bothering about
their looks, shape, dressing, etc. Within 5 years of marriage, people start
wondering if the wife is the man's aunt, even though she is 7 years younger.
Her defence is that if he truly loves her, he should love her the way she is.
But when looking for a wife, he saw people like the present YOU and ignored
them and settled for the former YOU. Today, you go to bed smelling of onions
and ogiri. You go to bed wearing grandmothers' clothes. Why are you playing
with your marriage? Love is not about looks - we know. But looks enhance
love and marriage. There is a difference between someone disfiguring herself
and the person being disfigured by an accident. Please don't be complacent.
As hard as it may be, work on looking like you were when he first saw you
and began the chase.

6. A wise wife makes the man feel so good that he assumes that he is the
head. Once he gets that feeling, the woman gently wields her power and the
head actually turns to wherever the neck wants without a protest.
7. A wife that does not pull herself away from friends' influence and advice or
even from the control of her mother and father will have herself to blame.

1. The wife that wins all arguments with her husband is not wise. The home is
not a law court.
2. The wife that uses sex as a weapon in the home - placing embargo, going
to bed in jeans shorts and trousers - lacks wisdom.
3. The wife that uses the modern trends and laws of "women's rights" to
insult or ridicule her husband simply makes a fool of herself.
4. A woman that makes her home devoid of peace through bickering, nagging
and quarrels needs help. A man should be eager to run away from office to be
at home, for that should be the safest and coziest place on earth for him.
5. Modern-day equality in marriage does not mean competition. It simply
means partnership. Taking advantage of such equality to turn around and
become the de facto head of the home and oppress the man is tantamount to
playing with fire. If you destroy your home, soon you will be the boss of an
empty home.

MoyoGENERAL: There are three boxes which each contain two marbles: one has two white, one has two black and one has one white and one black marble. Each of the boxes also is labelled as to its content, but each label is incorrect. What is the fewest number of marble you could remove from the boxes and look at in order to definitely determine the content of all the three boxes?
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Rules..
The next logic puzzle will only come up when there is an answer to the existing puzzle...
Answers provided may require explanation.
You are allowed to cheat....lol




let the game begin.....

seriouslly,i see no reason why u guyz shuld rack ur brain on dys question wen d answer is very obvious,,now,lemme jst help u guyz out,,
THE ANS IS 3ce
d reason why it is 3 is b'cuz we have 3boxes labelled wrongly nd it is clearlly known to us dat one of d boxes must contain 2whites or 2blacks or white&black.
D question now is d fewest numba of times u can pick d marble to detect d content in odas
now lets take for example dat u're lucky to pick frm d multi color box first wich contains white and black ,dat makes 2pick like dat,d oda 1 pick wil jst be picked witout stres cuz if it's black den dat'l be d black box and vice versa

Can't believe our almost a year effort is jst goin witout achievin our aim,,,what's the jubilation all about

LMAyedun: What Wike couldn't do in 10months, Shekarau did it within a week...

stop being Myopic bro,,cuz u're hia accusing somone of being unable to solve dys issue between 10mtns wich sm1 jst did within few days.though i'm a poly student buh stil i'm not too appy for d resolution base on suspention not final call-off,,imagine u relenting on wot u'v been doin for about a yr witout achievin it,i'm very much sure dat very very soon dey'l soon resume it.so sad!,,our effort of about a yr is jst in vain

The strike has been ongoing since October last year.
The Academic Staff union of Polytechnics, ASUP, has suspended its ten month old strike. The strike, which began in October, was suspended today, Saturday after the National Executive Council, NEC, meeting of the union held in Abuja.
The National Publicity Secretary of ASUP, Clement Chirman confirmed this while briefing the Premium Times newspaper.
All striking lecturers have been directed to resume work Tuesday.
The ASUP/NEC meeting was held two days after the meeting with the new minister of Education, Ibrahim Shekarau, who was recently sworn in (on Wednesday) by the president.
Details will follow shortly

1)do something you enjoy doing;do what you have passion for
2)marry your job well never toy with what you've assigned as your daily job,let people know you with your job even if it'l be you frying pop-corn by the road side and in no time,trust me it'l boom more than what you expected,N.B"what is worth doing at all is worth doing well"
3)you must have a solid plan,after having the skil then you'l strategise on it.I must say even strategising is even very essential than the skill itself taking up to 60% of the successful criteria needed.this reminds me of a topic in economics "basic concept of economics,1)what to produce,2)where to produce,3)for whom to produce,4)efficiency of the resources used.plan well!
4)spend your money wiselly,avoid any extravagant spending of money.
5)also you must know how to advertise your job/goods,you must know the right channel to display your goods to make it obvious enough,you must know how to make it more conspicious to people even if you're many displaying the same type of goods or doing the same job in a particular area
6)try to know your customers view on ur job/goods,know if they are satisfied with it or not so you may know where to adjust if possible

News Headlines today:
- APC blames PDP for Brazil loss.
- Naija girls switch from Brazilian hair to German hair.
- Super Eagles (excluding Mikel) forgiven for their
early-yet-honourable exit.
- PSG tell Chelsea; we want our £50m back, take your David Luiz; we nor buy again.
- Pele changes nationality to Ghana says he has a brother there.
- Fifa says the 7-1 loss was just a training match, the real match date will soon be announced as Brazil was not ready.
Wonders shall never end, feel free to add your own funny headlines

I want to know if taking drugs immediatley after sahur enabled or prohibited because to my little knowlege,thier are some drugs which could possibly make someone unconscious which could later result to mandatory breaking of the fast.please i need your urgent contribution on this topic and if possible back it up with hadith,thanks

plz wot can i do o,,,v paid since monday buh d reciept is still being processed till now,,,,normal or abnormal?

CuteDude53: Am so disturbed about this hostel matter,i heard the Hostel won't be out for lease until 2months after resumption...someone advised me to sleep in classroom.what can i do now?

squatin for yabaleft,,,na im sure pass o broda

i heard frm sm1 dat d registration has started,,,plz is it true or false??,,,,if true,plz wot are d procedures for it

omobajohn58: Admitted 4 mass comms...but i no wan go yaba oooooo.....UI on my mind

den ignore it,,,wu u dey form for,,,abegi,,,no be only u get admission

alhamdulilah,,,my name is d no1,,,,Industrial Maintenance Engineering,,,,xoxoxoxo happy,,,,@last to God be d glory

plz wen is d pt form closin?

plz wen posibly could d merit list be out?

plz is it still posible for yhose who pass the cut off not to be admitted?,,,,,coz i can see some pple sayn hia dat d list has been filled b4 jamb,,,,i think dat should be an exageration from d persimists thou...

tosnat: Congrats.i hope you know that ure in for the toughest engineering course at yabatech currently.

May GOD help you bro,i give you ninetynine point nine percent assurance that your name will be on the merit list

chai may God help me through,,,,,didnt knw anytin about d course b4 oo,,,,anywayzz,,,God is involved

alhamdulilahi robbil alamin,,,,,i got 52,,,while d cut off for industrial maintenance is 50,,,,alihamdulilah

[quote author=DA.MYSTERY.BOY]Lets Pray Dey Reduce It 2 40sumtins...
wats Ur Jamb Score......[/quote]amin o,,,,i got 192,,,u

[quote author=DA.MYSTERY.BOY]I Got 49 Wats D Lowest U Av Cin Soh Fah 4 Dis Course[/quote]avnt sight any IME student o,,,u're d first

d result is out,check @ unaab.edu.ng

[quote author=DA.MYSTERY.BOY]Any Industrial Maintenance Std Here Drop Ur Score...[/quote]yea IME i got 52,,,,,u?

Mickyboiz: abegiil ooo any industrial maintenance here post ur score mk i no my faith ooo mine is 40 cryin.....

industrial maitenance also,,,i got 52...any other?...