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Food › Re: 10 Reasons To Throw-out Your Microwave Oven by adexsimply(m): 4:23pm On Jan 29, 2013

tellwisdom: Does micro wave taste good??..I think i've eaten that soup before

microwave soup huh

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.. YOU ARE A SIT-DOWN COMEDIAN grin

Food › Re: 10 Reasons To Throw-out Your Microwave Oven by adexsimply(m): 4:20pm On Jan 29, 2013

if those information are accurate, then the whole world would have been in a state of regression.. i mean physically and mentally, about 25% of the world's population would have been mentally deranged or be suffering from not less than a hundred ailment each..so I vehemently oppose those assertions!!! GBAM!! undecided

Food › Re: 10 Reasons To Throw-out Your Microwave Oven by adexsimply(m): 4:19pm On Jan 29, 2013

if this information is accurate, then the whole world would have been in a state of regression.. i mean physically and mentally, about 25% of the world's population would have been mentally deranged or be suffering from not less than a hundred ailment each..so I vehemently oppose those assertions!!!

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Webmasters › Re: CSS Cheats And Tricks(Learn and Teach) by adexsimply(op): 4:04pm On Jan 29, 2013

[quote author=yawa-ti-de]^^^ as female as Eve was in the garden of Eden.
Yes, I did ask for them and I knew some of the things you were gonna throw out. I just wanted to get our creative and logical juices going, that's all. Just because someone says it can't be done doesn't necessarily mean that that's the case wink

[/quote]FEMAle.. hmmn.. and you ar nt based in nigeria...thats cool.. WEB-MISTRESS cheesy

i fully support your notion..

Christianity Etc › Re: AZONTO Is A Dancing Style From HELL by adexsimply(m): 3:28pm On Jan 29, 2013

farem: Just about a week ago, I happen to see the video clip in a friend laptop . I have since been querying my mind about the word AZONTO itself. How did the artistes come about the name? The name is not what anybody can just arrive at. Has anybody linked the word to any language?
I HAVE CONCLUDED IN MY MIND SINCE THEN THAT THE NAME "azonto" MUST BE A DEMON NAME! With this thread I cant agree less.

like seriously?

Politics › Re: Boko Haram Agree To A Cease Fire by adexsimply(m): 1:53pm On Jan 29, 2013

Gladbaba: Wonderful!!! Dis country don tired me self after all d lifes wey dis idiout don kill so they are planin to cease fire na wa cease fire my foot well if FG ready to do G̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡D̶̲̥̅ they shd just park all of them inside one house nd kill them to so dat all nigeria we knws dat we don cease their life.

man..pls go through ur comment again

Nairaland General › Re: Why We Agreed To Cease Fire - Boko Haram Faction by adexsimply(m): 6:42am On Jan 29, 2013

y wuld they be released? were they nt found guilty?

Politics › Re: Boko Haram Agree To A Cease Fire by adexsimply(m): 6:14am On Jan 29, 2013

kedukc: why would a sane person want to be tracked? By the time you implement all that, your right to privacy is gone. You wan spoil the little freedom wey we get for Naija abi? God punish you.

illiteracy personified

Politics › Re: Boko Haram Agree To A Cease Fire by adexsimply(m): 6:02am On Jan 29, 2013

really? then wat happens to those whose blood were spilled? well i pray this is for real

Christianity Etc › Re: AZONTO Is A Dancing Style From HELL by adexsimply(m): 5:09am On Jan 29, 2013

knorkle2: gangam stlye is the REAL DANCE FROM HELL!!! https://s01.flagcounter.com/mini/fcPpr/bg_f4f4e8/txt_f4f4e7/border_f4f4e9/flags_0.jpg

what!
*opens mouth wide in astonishment*
are u kiddiing me?
*gets up in the middle of the night and starts dancing gangnam style*

Christianity Etc › Re: AZONTO Is A Dancing Style From HELL by adexsimply(m): 5:05am On Jan 29, 2013

swtcharissa: Well I will not doubt,,I have told my hubby b4 dat there is something about this dance dat gives me space about dancing it...I am a very good dancer,but the harder I try T̶̲̥̅̊ø̲̣̣̥ learn azonto d more it flees from me

pls try harder m'lady..better still try OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE

Computers › Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by adexsimply(m): 3:25am On Jan 29, 2013

dybaba: I have 'Mini Tool Partition'. I used it to partition my SD card. can it work without injury to my Lapi?

sori..but i ve not used that..but i can guarantee easeus partition

Christianity Etc › Re: AZONTO Is A Dancing Style From HELL by adexsimply(m): 8:35pm On Jan 28, 2013

Localamos: I'm more worried about your command of english. It's as terrible as the your claims on Azonto.

Webmasters › Re: CSS Cheats And Tricks(Learn and Teach) by adexsimply(op): 8:10pm On Jan 28, 2013

[quote author=yawa-ti-de]I will answer both your last posts at once since they are related:

This "issue" hasn't really been an issue for me, which is why I was asking for clarification. Any web developer should know to clear their floats immediately after floating. This is called defensive coding. It's just like when you are driving a car on the road - you don't (or shouldn't at least) expect the person next to you to hit you but you should drive as though they will.

Always code defensively and you should be good to go.[/quote]ok.. i understand u..i just listed those bugs cos u asked me to..not because i ve not found solutions to them...
by the way are you really female?

Christianity Etc › Re: AZONTO Is A Dancing Style From HELL by adexsimply(m): 8:07pm On Jan 28, 2013

condralbede: @ OP,stop smoking marijuana and get a work...this is just a piece of advance ,before it's too late!

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Romance › Re: What Do People Compliment You On? by adexsimply(m): 7:44pm On Jan 28, 2013

Idowuogbo: Lmao!

lmfao

Romance › Re: What Do People Compliment You On? by adexsimply(m): 7:31pm On Jan 28, 2013

Temi 23: My dimple,
My good sense of dressing
My Intelligent
Outspoken.
My stepping ...I walk like a model actually

And lot more

Computers › Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by adexsimply(m): 7:28pm On Jan 28, 2013

Jameel263: I format my toshiba nb 505 windows 7 and reinstall another windows 7 due to virus infection.Initially my meximum screen resolution is 1024*768 and i can play some games like gta and i have a sleep button in my shutdown options but now all are gone.Now my screen resolution is only 800*600,no any other option.I can no longer play games,it says no enouthg video memory.And i dnt have sleep button in my shutdown option.Plz help

get the complete suite of Driver Pack Solution(DRPS) i think it can solve ur probs

Webmasters › Re: CSS Cheats And Tricks(Learn and Teach) by adexsimply(op): 7:24pm On Jan 28, 2013

[quote author=yawa-ti-de]Hmm, looks like you lifted these from somewhere and not based on your personal experience #justSaying

1) I currently use IE9 and haven't seen a problem with floating
2) Same as #1
3) Why would your users turn on compatibility mode if you have added a proper doctype?
4) Explain
5) Failing to see how this, technically, is a problem
6) I haven't experimented much with this (because I use the pie.htc plugin) so I will concede to you on this one.

Overall though, IE9 has improved but yes, it does have its problems. Having said that, I would still insist that any serious web developer should dump IE6 when developing websites. I dumped IE6 in 2007 and haven't regretted or looked back since cool

[/quote]as per number 1...view images below
CSS:

<style>
/*Author:Adex
Date:24/12/12
*/
#element, #anotherelement{  
    background: #096;  
    border: solid 1px #36F;  
    width: 100px;  
    height: 150px;  
    margin: 30px;  
    padding: 10px;  
    float: left;  
}  
#container{  
    background: #C2DFEF;  
    border: solid 1px #36F;  
    width: 365px;  
    margin: 30px;  
    padding: 5px; 
    0verflow:auto;   
}  </style>

HTML:

<div id="container">Background
<div id="element">you should float left</div>  
    <div id="anotherelement">you should float Right</div>  
</div>

[size=13pt]mayb i lifted them too grin

[/size]

Webmasters › Re: CSS Cheats And Tricks(Learn and Teach) by adexsimply(op): 7:01pm On Jan 28, 2013

[quote author=yawa-ti-de]Hmm, looks like you lifted these from somewhere and not based on your personal experience #justSaying

[/quote]let me explain number first..but b4 i explain
how do u make ur dropdown menus?

Science/Technology › Re: Amazing Facts About The Air Force One (official ‘plane’ Of The US President) by adexsimply(m): 6:54pm On Jan 28, 2013

Ochason: I remainber d 1st tym i traveld wit obama on air force one menn it waz cool. Am even plannin 2buy 1 for my self and my pastor.

don't tell me u ar dreaming at this tym of the day

Computers › Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by adexsimply(m): 6:02pm On Jan 28, 2013

dybaba: plz how do i partition my lapi..?

download easeus partition..it is easy to use

Webmasters › Re: CSS Cheats And Tricks(Learn and Teach) by adexsimply(op): 5:56pm On Jan 28, 2013

[quote author=yawa-ti-de]^^^ Oh yeah? List them please.[/quote]i'll just list some common ones

1)Floated layout misbehavior
2)Centering a layout e.g margin:auto;
3)it totally ignores top-margin if compatibility mode is turned on
4)staircase effect..i.e using <ul>,<li> for navigation
5)inabilty to have elements with small heights
6) at times Border-Radius does not work at all.etc

Webmasters › Re: CSS Cheats And Tricks(Learn and Teach) by adexsimply(op): 5:43pm On Jan 28, 2013

TEXT SELECTION COLOR
CSS(embedded):

<style>
::-moz-selection {
       background-color: #FFA;
       color: #000;
}

/* Works in Safari */
::selection {
       background-color: #F00;
       color: #000;
}
</style>

HTML:

<body>
<font size="7">try selecting this text and see the background color </font>
</body>

Computers › Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by adexsimply(m): 2:41pm On Jan 28, 2013

3RNEST: Hey, i need a software to help me restore missing drivers from my pc, wenever i format some laptop, i can't find some drivers, i need a software to automatically detect and fix it, thanks in advance.

driver park solution will solve ur probs

Celebrities › Re: Ellen Degeneres' Turns 55! by adexsimply(m): 9:19pm On Jan 27, 2013

[quote author=Lagos_Boi]you can try me out with any of your female relatives, u go knw say kaki no be leather, na easy tin to be fresh blood?[/quote]ok nw,i dnt hav a problem wit that..ma gv u my granny's phone num? she's just 86 yrs...

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Celebrities › Re: Ellen Degeneres' Turns 55! by adexsimply(m): 9:12pm On Jan 27, 2013

[quote author=Lagos_Boi]I am 19, I will not mind spending one evening with her, if i have the chance i will make her much younger.[/quote]heehee 19 yr old? you ar too young to utter such statement na..mama no dey house?

Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji At The City People Awards 10yrs Ago (Pic) by adexsimply(m): 8:49pm On Jan 27, 2013

crackhouse: wait o, 10yrs ago, is it not 2003?. na wao, time dey fly o and i still single dey rock party here and there like say time still dey. this year no go pass me again, i must find my woman by the grace of God. Time to search for miss right

WHAT? single ke? when TONTOLET is waiting for u

Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji At The City People Awards 10yrs Ago (Pic) by adexsimply(m): 8:43pm On Jan 27, 2013*

to me,the difference is just the facial expression..luks LESS-CONFIDENT compared to genevieve nw..

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Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji At The City People Awards 10yrs Ago (Pic) by adexsimply(m): 8:40pm On Jan 27, 2013

suxes2005: Seems I'm no 9 to com-ment

so? you want an award?

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Culture › Re: Horoscope:Need Help With Your Zodiac? by adexsimply(op): 8:17pm On Jan 27, 2013

fellis: Well actually, predicting that a chain smoker will get cancer if he doesn't stop smoking is not really predicting the future but stating the obvious. I thought astrology predicted aspects of one's future that were not obvious.
Don't get angry good ser as am not trying to upset you, I am just curious.

hw can i get angry wen i created the post?
not all smokers die of cancer..
are u really interested in knwing all about astrology?..if yes then i can explain everything to u..thats if you wuld understand..

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