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InvertedHammer:
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Easy to spot a faker.

The ones that can't differentiate an act and real motherf&$king Gs. Most gangster rappers are not gangsters. Tupac, ice cube, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, etc were/are not gangsters. Their music was a reflection of the life they see around them...like an actor who reflects the emotions in a script.

You bought into the act. Didn't you? LOL.
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lolz, you must have been living under a stone or you don't know anything about hiphop if you say 2pac Amaru shakur makaveli wasn't a gangsta, you need to read more about pac, this is someone that started his life in jail cos he's mom was in jail and pregnant. Go read more about pac's lifestyle and the number of atrocities he committed, the number of time he went to jail, the number of time he was charged to court, the number of time he was shot

Mee234:
Kendrick is a hype job. About from swimming pool I don't know of any of his songs that made sense. J Cole is more like the real thing. Kendrick is still trying to hit that tone that will set him up.

stop it bro, stop sleeping on a bicycle, go and listen to " mortal man" listen to "blacker the berry" listen to "king kunta" listen to "sing about me" i can keep on counting, don't joke with kendrick, listen to poetic justice, jcole is good too but kdot is a lyrical genius, go and listen to his verse on big sean's track "Control " if a cold chill won't run down your spine.

LLVelly:
D Don Killuminati...with the impact of a twelve gauge shot

KEEP THUGGIN

Phatmyk:
king of which eastcoast Na lie o,mayb king of west coast but mosdef not east.

tell me any rapper in east coast that is better than Kendrick lamar, go and listen to control by big sean, that's where kdot declared himself the king of new York(east coast} . and listen to his bitch don't kill my vibe with jayz and listen to how he killed jayz on that song

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Kingsley1000:
what if the condom tear accidentally during the act?

buy original condom. Don't buy 4 golden circle for #20 naira, buy one Rough rider for 200naira . Rough rider condom don't break and you can even wash it after using and use it for another girl again
Thank me later

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Seek God

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Damn

If your wife, husband, girlfriend or boyfriend has flew Arik Air to Ghana, SA, US, UK, before and he or she is acting crazy, just know it's possible the person has eaten a cocaine-contaminated meal. Lol!

The National Drug Law Enforcement Agency, NDLEA, has revealed that it had apprehended another staff of Arik Air, Ikechukwu Chibuzor Oliver, for his involvement in smuggling cocaine to London.

According to the NDLEA, Oliver had confessed to the crime and had revealed that he charged N400,000 for each of the three bags containing the cocaine...



Oliver, Arik's employee in the catering department, was said to have assisted bad boy, Chika Egwu Udensi to get the cocaine onboard the flight on which Udensi arrived in the UK on Monday night.

Udensi, a senior flight attendant with the airline was arrested with the substance by the UK Border Force at the Heathrow Airport, London, shortly after the Airbus A330 landed.

The NDLEA, in a statement, said 35 years old Oliver, who is a catering loader at Arik, was found to have subverted airport security by concealing cocaine in catering supplies.

The statement by the anti-narcotics agency’s spokesman, Mitchell Ofoyeju, indicated that preliminary investigation had revealed that both Oliver and Udensi had been infiltrated by a suspected drug cartel.

He said Oliver had told NDLEA investigators that he was brought into the illicit drug deal by Udensi.

The NDLEA’s statement quoted Oliver to have said, “It was Chika that introduced me into the drug deal. Whenever Chika gives me the drug, I will hide it in catering supplies. Chika knows where to collect the drug inside the flight. They pay me N400,000 per bag. I was expecting N1.2m for the three bags that I smuggled into the aircraft.”


The statement added,“The 20kg of cocaine found with Chika in London was concealed within the construction of laptop bags. The quantity and estimated street value of the cocaine is over N100m.

“The latest Range Rover (Land Rover) car belonging to the prime suspect parked on the airline’s premises had been moved to the NDLEA office as exhibit.

“He lives there with the mother and siblings while his wife and children are based in Canada.”

Over night big boy, this is how the cookie crumbles!

I love this, very good, and they should change the police number from 080365543... To maybe a 3digit number or so

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Lalasticlala

Take care ma


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2. ‘It’s The Woman’s Responsibility To Handle Contraception’
This is how so many clueless men have been lied to. She tells you she’s on the pill or that she’ll pop some after and you believe and go in without protection. This same babe will come back a month later and tell you the pill(s) didn’t work. Dude, never believe any of that nonsense a woman says before Se x. Always have yourself locked and loaded.



3. ‘I Tear Open The Condom Package With My Teeth’
It’s good to get the mouth, and sometimes even the teeth involved during Se x but please, use your fingers to tear open the condom package. Why? To avoid poking a hole into the condom, stupid. The only hole you should be poking should be… never mind. The wise ones understand what I’m talking about.




4. Putting On Or Taking Off The Condom During Se x
Okay, seriously I don’t get this part. You start having Se x then halfway, for whatever reason, you say ‘oops! sorry, I forgot to use a condom’ and then you put one on. Have you heard of pre-cum? Obviously not. Google it. Then for those of you who decide ‘this condom thing is killing my vibe’ and decide to remove it halfway, please go for quality stuff next time or learn how to wear on a condom correctly or just get married and stay faithful mbok.



5. ‘We Had S^ x During Her Period’
First of all…eww! Second, don’t deceive yourself. Women have and can get pregnant during their periods. Some medical practitioners will not agree to this but others will. It has been found that some women ovulate when they are menstruating, so next time while dipping into the Red Sea, be sure to use a life jacket. If you go releasing your little swimmers with no protection, one of them is bound to swim upstream and catch something you’re not prepared for



6. I’ve Had The Condom For Three Years
My dear brother, I know it’s a quality brand product and probably cost you a few hundred naira and you’re saving it for prime V, or just maybe you haven’t been laid in a long time; but it’s no reason for you to leave it in your wallet until it either expires or becomes useless. Use it when it’s still good or throw it away.

7. ‘I Like My Condom Tight’
And so you push your pen is all in to fill the condom tip. Bros, unless your pen is is shaped exactly like a condom, please desist from tightening things in there. You have to leave that space for the spill. If you don’t, the condom will break. I’m tempted to say it’s not ‘rocket’ science but erm…



8. ‘We Had S ex While Standing’
First of all, buhahahahaha! For real? So, let me understand the logic. You did it while standing and all of the semen spilled to the floor and none was left in her. Hmmm… In physics, following the law of gravity, it makes sense. But not in biology, which may have a law somewhere that states ‘what goes in, stays in’. You should know that the virginal is one place that may not have a door but has a way of keeping things in. Be Warned!
Basically, just don’t be stupid during S ex. Protect yourself and your woman. Use a condom.

Eight ( Silly Things Men Do During $.eX That Leads To Pregnancy, We are Guilty of N0. 4






Not every pregnancy is planned. In fact, I’m inclined to believe that so many of us came about by accidental discharge, following the way we behave these days.Even amongst married folks who are licensed to have S ex, we hear horror stories of unplanned pregnancies. No wonder abortion clinics are popping out just about everywhere. People seem not to care about safe Se x or understand the simple meaning of contraception.

Well, I’m not here to educate you on that. You can check your local community health care center for proper information. My job here is to let you in on what happens when someone comes and tells you that they got accidentally pregnant.



I will not blame the female folk today until next time. Guys are going to get the heat for this one.
Here are 8 times men get stupid during S ex and produce an offspring.

1. “I Pull Out Before I Shoot Out’
Didn’t they tell you that your pre-cum has enough sperm from your last self-service session to father a child? Oh okay, you pee in-between sessions. Nice move. But you can’t honestly tell me that there weren’t a few slip-ups in all your pull out encounters. You and I know that the sweetest part is when you offload all your goods in the right warehouse. So stop applauding yourself for staining the sheets. And just a little reminder, someone in the bible days died because of this type of thing.

Good

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Lalasticlala wont see good post like this and put on front page

Lalasticlala

Why now

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Mavin Record Boss, Don Jazzy does not believe that he will win a Grammy, ever.
Jazzy, who is currently in Mauritius for the Multichoice Content Showcase event, where he led other members of his record label to a performance revealed that his yardstick for measuring his success does not include awards.
In his words, “I don’t think am moving at my speed, I’m moving at God’s speed, so most times, the decisions that I make, when I look back, I just smile and say that’s how God wants it.” Don Jazzy told NET.



Speaking further, He said,
“I’m doing perfect, I’m doing great, I don’t have big eyes, I don’t think I’ll ever win a Grammy, I’m not abusing myself but it’s just realistic. I don’t think Grammy is set up that way.
“It’s not set up in a way where you’ll just wake up from Nigeria and pick up a Grammy. If it happens fine, but am not basing my success on winning a Grammy or any award for that matter.”

Congrats Ma.

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Ladies....... It's Iyanya


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Just when y’all were optimistic and hopeful that the Applaudise crooner had found love again, this had to come up. I’m sure the dude will be like “Am i the only one ? What did i ever do to the women of this world?”. Lol, that’s what you get when you’re a “woman’s man”. Lol.
So new Social Media reports have emerged and this time, it focuses on Made Men Music group artiste, Iyanya! A young lady, who is identified as Nkechi on Instagram has called out Iyanya’s new found love, Freda Francis on the Social Network platform.


The lady, who claims to be a resident in the United Kingdom, says she was ‘dating’ the singer the same time as Freda and also that he sleeps with other women.
Obviously, Freda didn’t not want to get involved in the hullabaloo but the lady kept on hitting her.
The brawl though, happened 15 weeks ago and just recently, Iyanya shared a cozy photo of himself with Freda. He presumably did this to show Freda that he has no one else in his life but her.
Their Instagram conversation below:

BizBayo:
Hahahaha....... You remind of 2Pac.

yea thug

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Military mind


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I still see no changes, all i see is corrupt faces

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Baby Lotion Soft


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Where the boobs at tho??


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badassProdigy:
I die hard K.Dot fan in d building...

nice one, you must have a very great mindset cos no one listens to k.Dot and still have that small mindset. Keep THUGGIN


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He dyes his hair and beards twice a week, he's jide kosoko's cousin


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