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Marthakingz: 1. Leave a herpes brochure on the coffee table. Never
call again.
2. Write on one of the days of their calender "Get
dumped".
3. Send them a self-help "How To Get Over A
Break Up" book.
4. Text.
5. Twitter
6. Facebook.
7. Facebook relationship status.
8. Ask their mother to pass along the message.
9. Steal their cellphone and change their number for
you to the Rejection Hotline.
10. Personalized fortune cookie (HELL YEAH xD)
11. "It's not me, it's you." / "It's me, not
you." (classic ;P)
12. Tell them all your friends at the gay bar say you
should go through with the sex change. Ask them
what they think.
13. Cheat obviously/act like you're cheating.
14. Wanna try 69?
15. Say you're pregnant.
16. Say you got AIDS.
17. Talk to them about having kids.
18. Noticeably check out other people.
19. Tell them they're ugly.
20. Give them deodorant as a gift.
21. Say you're a hooker.
22. Introduce your imaginary friend (who is very hot)
to them.
23. Throw a tantrum about how they ignore your
imaginary friends.
24. Talk about death nonstop.
25. Act as if your their mother/father.
26. Lecture them on the difference between a yellow
sponge and Spongebob.
27. Every time they ask what time it is yell
"ADVENTURE TIME!"
28. Hit on brother or sister.
29. Start acting creepy and petting their head every
five minutes.
30. Push them out of a moving bus.
31. Hit on their mom or dad.
32. Become obnoxious in public.
33. Curse like a truck driver. "LIKE OH MY GOD
WHAT THE Bleep, I HATE HOW EVERYONE
FUCKING SAYS Bleep ALL THE TIME, LIKE
SERIOUSLY?! WHAT THE THE Bleep, THAT'S
FUCKING STUPID, IT'S NOT FUCKETY-Bleep-
LAND!"
34. "Wanna see a magic trick?" *their response*
"POOF, you're single."
35. "Hey sweetie, welcome to dumpsville. Population:
YOU"
36. "Remember when I asked you out? I was talking
to the guy/girl behind you..."
37. Break up? (get out a magic 8 ball) All signs
point to YES!
38. "Do you think the ceiling needs painting?" (run)
39. You remind me of my dead ex-husband... Let's
get married.
40. Would you like to meet my last girlfriend?
Really, it's not problem, she's still chained up in my
basement.
41. Just spell out "You're dumped" on their car with
dead hamsters soaked in gasoline and set alight
whilst buggering a duck in front of them...
42. Look at my horoscope! "... a new love in your
life..." Well, I gotta follow my guiding star!
43. I'm considering suicide because after being with
you, hell should be a breeze.
44. Does your friend like three-somes?
45. Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is
dumped and so are you!
46. "Well, um..." (utilizing big googly eyes) "...my
individual mind patterns are breaking down from the
appearance of you... meep..." At this critical point,
scream "YOUR FAULT, YOUR FAULT, YOUR
FAULT" until you finally drive them away in a
sprint.
47. Send a dozen dead roses with a note: "Roses are
red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than
continue seeing you!"
48. "I'd like to help you out. Now which way did you
come in?"
49. "Sorry, you don't make the flag on my mailbox
go up anymore."
50. "Wanna shoot a porn vid?"

pcnwamadi: ask ur father..

DoTheNeedful: I know University of Agriculture,Abeokuta will be there. That university to the best of my knowledge is one of the most efficient in Nigeria. They have graduates doing well all over the world. Its a relatively young university but people should watch out for it

rattlesnake: u dont have to tell the whole world mr president is sick...do they anounce obama illness...foolish man

Marthakingz: innocent snake dey im own dey cover her laid eggs and person go disturb am.... no be say e attack dem o.... choi! africans will always be africans

Usbeel: 24 years old Secondary School Student? I don't bliev this vanguard tinssZ at all!

stevedure: And who says ur opinion counts on the best wishes he deserves? Thank God u say ur(clueless) mind! I wish u many happy birthdays till 2019, if u knw wot I mean!

Swiftlee: I think this guy needs some medical attention..its a pity how an adult can not clearly distinquish Kogi from Kwara!..

sir rinky: Only two comment and its already in front page.God will judge you oh MOD.

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bad meat: I will like to play inside that Va*g*ina stadium,