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Hi.
I replied your mail.

Hi Temitayo,
I have sent you a very small mobile app in the attachment below my post which I just developed a couple of minutes ago after I saw this post.

It can be used to sent SMS just to your phone number (which I have hard coded in to the mobile app). You can test that and let me know how close or far
it is from what your client wants

What are the specifications?

I have sent you an SMS to you MTN and Glo.

Awaiting your Reply...

obalolaunited: 2:30 or 5:30 haha naija I hail thee coffee wey I dey drink wan comot for my nose

Er, Hi obaunited.
What does the bolded mean?

she has what it takes to make impact like her late father. please stop picking at her LOSERS.

I need a website for a small business.
Nothing too fancy, just a professional looking site.
Also will have SEO planned for it so that it can rank amongst top page searches when hosted within at most a month.

Erelu_Y: YOU'RE SO DUMB AND CLUELESS. TO START WITH YOU WENT TO A SECONDARY SCHOOL, GLORIFIED BY NAME AS A SEMINARY. YOU WOULD NEVER, AFTER FINISHING THAT LEVEL OF EDUCATION, HAVE BEEN ORDAINED A PRIEST. BY THE WAY, HOW MANY CREDITS DID YOU GET AFTER CHEATING IN THE EXAMS - WHICH IS A COMMONPLACE EAST OF THE RIVER NIGER, AT LEAST WHEN I WAS THERE FOR MY NYSC. SECONDLY, MY HUSBAND IS NOT A NIGERIAN AND DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THE SCHOOL YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. IN ANY CASE, YOU COME ACROSS AS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF A PRODUCT OF AN EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM ACUTELY LACKING IN CRITICAL THINKING AND RATIONAL AUTONOMY, EXPLAINING WHY YOUR TYPE ENDS BEING CONNED AND DECEIVED. I HAVE NO TIME FOR YOUR SPECIE AND TYPOLOGY OF HUMAN BEINGS.

Woah! @ Abaka That has to hurt!
@ Erelu, interesting argument but if you truly have no time for such why bother to reply? Surly Silence would have been the best answer!

Do not care much about her text. Nothing "interesting" ever comes in, nor do I expect it to. She reads my text, if she happens to be near the phone and tells me when I have a important text. I even call her to read the text any time an alert from my bank comes in. I say, "Oh honey, it's for you!" and she reads the state of my finances always reassured that her self employed hubby who earns thrice her salary, is not doing bad at all.
There's no big deal who reads whose SMS once the trust has been established on a rock solid foundation. It will always be something that benefits you both.

Opps!

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