₦airaland Forum

Number 1 to 3 make sense to me...number 1 most likely. But from 4 to 8 is not advisable for a very hot-tempered girl/lady. they cud hurl anything at u if u try to tease them when they're heated up.

PStacks:
eediots.. I caught so much fun on nairaland today threatning PDP e-rats.. Their liver shake.. ..

but ur going to live with 4 years of constant, harsh opposition and criticism. just like u did us

Braintouch:
U think it's funny? Mtcheeeew!

no na, I'm just sympathising with a brother

Deeeebie:
Vote Lekinz As Mr. Nairaland ....

see swag!

i'm so uninterested

Kai buhari!

PStacks:
You must be the defination of that Omo-ale jati jati they used to talk about.

That kamoru the landlord says "Beware of my son Kamoru"

av spotted Kamoru today..

there u are.. Omo-ale jati jati..

product of buhari. I never expected u to be intelligent anyway 1mbecile

ok, now the media has been fed with a fresh news of political mathematics, and I trust them to perch and capitalise on this for as long as it takes

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PStacks:
Koni da fun baba eh ati gbogbo iran yin.. Eranko jati jati..

Omo akotileta.. Alainironu ara galatia. Oponu sowenu..

[/s]pained! welcome to 4 years of constant opposition. i hope u don't jump into the lagoon before December. omo guguru ati epa..oloshi!

skarlet:
Your fada!

hang on....don't die like a coward too soon. u have 4 years of oppositional torture before u

PStacks:
Coward.. Sits behind some punch pads and types what he dares not say in the full glare of light..

is that all u had to say? mtcheew! i thought u would seize my phone. ko o ni da fu e!

Stoical:

Let's take a closer look at these events...
Qtn 1: Who's choice was Law an?
Qtn 2: Does Buhari feel very comfortable with those backing Lawan?
Qtn 3: Between the NE and NC, who has more political weight and backers? Note: Atiku factor has not yet been discussed...
Lastly: How sure are we that "the meeting called by PMB at the time the National Assembly was supposed to be inaugurated was not planned? And how do we explain the fact that, PMB had earlier sent a letter, authorising the Inauguration of the 8th Assembly by the Clerk of the house?

Really, to clear the air... The house does elects its leader by simple majority (108 - 51 = 57)... So, they acted under the law.
To unseat the SP, they need 2/3 majority...

Wow! Buhari said, "I'll work with anybody, setting a precedence that he ain't supporting anyone, yet a "meeting" was called at the exact time where the house was to be inaugurated...(please, decipher this, my good friends)

POL 101 - Intro to Political Math

PStacks:
Look! "NEVER" come up here and call the President a Dullard again in your life, otherwise I'l track you and maim you.

Your Father is the Dullard here not to have flushed you in the drains.

both buhari and ur father are DULLARDS! did I just say that? ok....hang urself

skarlet:
The text in bold is TAUGHT, you semi-illiterate oaf!

Please respect the office of our president. The whole world does.

*drops mic*

as much as u respected the former president. hypocrite!

aguiyi:
you are a fool . both you and the terrorist you are protecting his interest online.

the elections are over, bring back our girls campaign is dead, the girls are no longer talked about. the campaign leaders and directors are part of Buharis transition committee and govt. he could not show us his certificate till date. tell me the difference btw him and a dullard, idiot

ask the military

loomer:
Na small crack de scatter building.

Why Sahara reporters dey cry like say na them de contest election

don't u know they're APC sympathizers?

Toks2008:
Are you from Togo?

He is an APC member

Olodo!

Mo gbe! APC won't believe this!!!

such a pity

with dame patience, there's never a dull moment. i so love this woman eh

wow! i love mother nature and i admire those who respect her. nice one, bro. that tortoise is kind of small tho. is it still growing?

one of the most senseless topics i've ever read since i joined this blog

Adaobi12:
. you really wanna know.

Y NOT

sunnydayasaba:
The truth is that some ladies find it hard to easily move on from all their exes and attention they've received when their single. Your friend might have rushed things too fast. He ought to have waited for d lady to be mentally prepared of dis change. I think the wife is among dos class of women who falls in love with all their hrt and mind and healing is quit slow for her.

i will never marry a woman who i know still communicate with her ex and claim to be just friends with him.

it's even better that he realized this early enough cos i didn't read about them having kids yet. the only thing he'll lose is the bride price he paid

czarr:
......OK before the bashing begins or boxer007 starts boo booing me...y'all should know I'm straight as fvck!!
story, story.....it all started when (na wao English hard)
...I bin dey waka go rumuokwuta, from rumuigbo junction (e no far o,lol,I never join the trekkers yet).pH peeps would know what I'm talking about.

....I con de hear pssss!,pssss.I no answer na(pssss no b my name).....as I dey reach cemetery side,one short nigguh,mature guy come run come my side,I bin think say my guy wan ask for direction(I thought wrong).
if I remember correctly, the following conversation ensued;

guy:hi...I've been calling you,since(breathing heavily sef)

me:good day sir,is there something I can do for you?

guy:I don't like embarrassments but as i saw you, you looked decent can I get to know you?

me:I'm actually running late now!....plus I don't really know you(knowing his intentions, I made out to leave,this guy come de follow me for back)

guy:but hope we can have lunch,maybe a genesis,can I call u?(I bin wan give am fake number o, but d guy fit flash am,see say d number no de exist)

me:no wahala(I con give am my number).

mehn,na my mistake be that o
I never reach where I dey go,the guy message me say Im get good plans for me,say I go like am.

......fear grip me!
my friends laff me die eh...loool
say make I scam the guy chop im money.lol


but say him Go gather all the gays gang rape me.lol

he's still calling and messaging.
its been a yr plus now.

what can I text him to stop his stalking.

change ur number or keep pretending ur not enjoying him "stalking" you

Adaobi12:
This looks different from the normal one I know.
Nice sha.

which one do u know?

Vick4rill:
explain?

because a man is asking the question

real bad news

beryl04:
ur ignorance stinks to high heavens dear!the only abnormal person here is one who is blindsided by hate and religious bigotry.

why do u think the most tolerant nations are the rich ones,mr normal?

Shame on u. come out in public and declare urself gay if ur so proud of who u are

MrBully:
[size=58pt]Aisha Why oOoOoO!![/size]

https://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/053/748/Best-Cry-Ever.gif

epic I can't stop laughing

this is so gay