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Egbe NTU.... But please, don't try this at home!

*_~still laughing~_*

A man with an AK47 ran into a church and pointed the gun at the congregation saying,"who is a child of GOD here?! Let me send him or her to heaven?!" The congregation remained silent. He then released one shot into the roof, the congregation shouted, "It's the Pastor! He always says that he is a child of GOD"! Pastor replied,"what kind of conspiracy is this? Every one here knows that I am the son of Mr. Nicholas Ikechukwu Odumodu, How am I related to GOD?"
*be strong in ur faith*

So it's simply called a house of immorality, where the most unchaste is the leader. As a certified Social scientist, I'm yet to understand the essence of this show.
As for the guy's sexuality, I can't say more. we all know where we meet and who we are.

tosyne2much:
I still don't know the morale behind this glorified porn show called BBNaija

This show is filled with fake people. The Miracle
guy is a gay and can't have real sex with a girl. I
think it's a planned deal between the duo in
order to win the prize. But what happened to
Thin Tall Tony last season might still happen to
him. Bunch of hypocrites!!!

hammer6F:
Prisoners!

I cannot suffer myself like dis for 45million.

hmmmm!

I dey shame on their behalf.

Even porn-stars are better paid

This show are filled we fake people. The Miracle guy is a gay and can't have real sex with a girl. I think it's a planned deal between the duo in order to win the prize. But what happened to Thin Tall Tony last season might still happen to him. Bunch of hypocrites!!!

I think this lady doesn't know what she's talking about. Does she even know how much a junior custom officer earns? Double salary of a university lecturer of same cadre. Instead of advising the federal government to open portal for the recruitment of more graduates into the NCS, she's talking about increment in salaries. ..

I think this lady doesn't know what she's talking about. Does she even know how much a junior custom officer earns? Double salary of a university lecturer of same cadre. Instead of advising the federal government to open portal for the recruitment of more graduates into the NCS, she's talking about increment in salaries.

he's flaunting hard currencies yet look hungry and unhappy. Just to tell you how miserable his clients would look after working for them.

Stand with Donald Duke for president. #TeamDonaldDuke2019

join us on facebook page Donald Duke for President FRN, in order to realise our dreams of a true Nigeria. The future lies with those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

Fellow Nigerian electorates, do not be cowed into believing that every government in power must enjoy the leverage of two terms in office as prescribed by the constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria (FRN). I think a second chance are given to people who merited it looking at their first term in the office. Hence Lord Arthur however insists that, reward for good work is more work. Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely. So let's start mending our minds and conscience towards power shift back to the south. Since former President Goodluck Jonathan did not see a second term in office, I don't think it's still a national practice in our political milieu, hence President Buhari doesn't and should deserve second term. My northern brothers, don't be offended, for buhari has abused your only life line to stay in power beyond 2019. Now is the time for power switch back to the South. #StandwithDonaldDuke2019

Fellow Nigerian electorates, do not be cowed into believing that every government in power must enjoy the leverage of two terms in office as prescribed by the constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria (FRN). I think a second chance are given to people who merited it looking at their first term in the office. Hence Lord Arthur however insists that, reward for good work is more work. Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely. So let's start mending our minds and conscience towards power shift back to the south. Since former President Goodluck Jonathan did not see a second term in office, I don't think it's still a national practice in our political milieu, hence President Buhari doesn't and should deserve second term. My northern brothers, don't be offended, for buhari has abused your only life line to stay in power beyond 2019. Now is the time for power switch back to the South. #StandwithDonaldDuke2019

I stand with Donald Duke for President. If he's not contesting, I'm not voting.

you never see something. Buhari is not through with you yet. You voted change in 2015, you've seen change, you have started crying now, because you don't want to cry later. Do you consider what the situation would look like in 2019, if everyone should decide to take same decision you took in 2015 by voting in Buhari for continuity, as a pay back for your shortsightedness of 2015? Is it not high time your head is buried in shame with mouth and face filled with apology and regret respectively? I look at you, all I see is the reason why the youth's leadership posture of the so called leaders of tomorrow might forever be postponed by our today's leaders. The reason is simple. The youth are leaders of tomorrow said the elders of today, but tomorrow came, and the elders looked at the youths and didn't see the preparedness in them. They saw youthful exhaublence, orchestrated with sentiments and hence shortsightedness in taking decisions. Thus, they conclude that, the leadership of the society would be thrown into anarchy, if such flimsy minds are allowed to control the government machinery of the state or pilot the national affairs. Consequently, they've remained in power, not due to self enrichments and personal aggrandizements alone as could be perceived from some quarters but, because our youth are yet to restructure their minds and expand the mental horizons, in order to be abreast with the current realities remonstrated and revolved around the everyday life and in all facets of living. #standwithDonaldDuke2019

Duke indicates interest for 2019 presidency. ABUJA – A former Governor of Cross River State, Mr. Donald Duke, has said that he will contest for presidency in the 2019 general elections. Donald Duke Mr. Duke, who declared his interest for the plum job at the 3rd Mike Omotosho Annual Lecture titled, “Mellinials as Protagonists in Nation Building,” on Sunday night in Abuja, promised to kick-start the process at the right circumstances. According to him, “I am entitled to run for the presidency of this country. I am entitled to it. Only on right circumstances I will aspire for it. I don’t shy away from responsibility, only the right circumstance, I will aspire for presidency of this country. I have what it takes to be president of this country. Duke, however, challenged the youths to fully participate in the electoral process by getting their Permanent Voters Cards, PVCs, and sensitising others ahead of 2019 general election, rather than loafing around, looking for who to heap their problems on. The former governor charged that “It was high time Nigerians begun to project people with the technical know-how to take the country to the Promised Land. He said, “I hear young people say to me that why would there spend hours queuing and casting their votes when at the end their votes won’t count. And I tell that if their parents conceived them they never gave up on them considering the high mortality rate so why would there not take a chance in building this nation? “We had young leadership at one stage or the other. Even in our first republic, besides the likes of Awolowo, Tafawa Balewa, M. T. Mbu was in his twenties when he became a minister. “Gowon was 30 when he became the head of state. It comes back to the disaster therein because most of them didn’t have experience in governance, which led us into war. We need the combination of both. “What I think we should be doing is to a government that is youth friendly to provide opportunities because we need to groom the next set of leadership.” Mr. Duke, who disapproved of recent death of Nigerian migrants on Mediterranean sea and slavery in Libya, couple with job loss and rate of unemployment in Nigeria, summed it up, “I don’t know what a definition of failed State is and I don’t want to categorise Nigeria as a failed state yet, however, a state that was unable to provide for its people has faded up. “So, if we are not there yet, we are walking with our eyes open towards it. And we need to pull the hand break now before it gets late. The ex-governor, while rating the activities of the present administration, said, there was disconnection between President Muhammadu Buhari and his cabinet members. According to him, “The challenge we have today is the disconnect. That is the challenge of the governance today. Because if you speak with the folks in government, and I am been candid here. I think we should stop to deceive ourselves here and stop all these political correctness. There is disconnecting between the president and even the ministers.” He also attributed the failure of governance on the lack of consequences for erring leaders which has given room for incompetence.

Finally, the man with the longest red cap has entered red chamber.... Congrats sha!

Rubbish... if it's Madam Abike in this man's position, could she have done same?
I think the man just don't know what to do with the money, hence return it for fear of the unknown, not based on integrity as alleged.

Please what is the national assembly doing about the scarecrow occupying the asorock in the name of President? I blame the national assembly henceforth.

can someone like me visit the DHQ and be given same attention and treatment?

it doesn't look solid, hence not for Nigerian roads.

what is David Mark and co doing in the red chamber sef? Is it a treason to move an impeachment motion against President buhari?... God will judge us for not speaking up against injustice and refusal to act when we are in the position to do so. Injustice somewhere is injustice everywhere.

I'm fast losing interest in this guy

I ceased to admire Pretty Mike ever since I knew he touches Python and keeps such creature as a pet... no more my crush Mike.

sue the blood sucking SARS... What a lost world. Rip sir.

Please nairalanders, can anyone confirm how authentic is this job alert? I don't have time for job scammers and fraudsters.

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In the nearest future, some people will die and when the autopsy report is out, it will read thus, " Mr or Miss Lagbaja died of jealousy" So keep hating, simply because you think someone sins differently. Yet, you live and wants others to either commit you kind of sin or perish.

My one major superstar. I love this guy's swag. If you think or call him gay, it simply means you're one too, because it's a secret affair hence, takes a gay to know who is a gay.
Ride on my dearest!

One of the guys in my block once held and almost tore a soldier on uniform. A soldier caught people having sex during variety night, and gave the lady a condition that he will sex her otherwise he will report the incidence, and the mumu girl agreed to be lurked by a dirty soldier.

same experience during my NYSC camping in Ede osun state... Some come for the guys too, we bath in the open to seduce those soldiers sha...lol