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I'm so sad and moody this evening...if only you can like my post my mood will change.....please some1 should click "like" for me to be happy! Tenk u,,,,,

zerray: pls were can someone get the white short? do we need socks? wat kind

white shorts are mostly sold by women who sell towels,packet polo's, you can also see them in 'okirika'....
Yes,white socks is necessary(the short white one)...the one they will give you in camp will be too long.

Meeky: u look with dat hijab.u are fasting too abi

you've been making some typographical error dis evening o,why bros? Abi person dey near you?
Evening boss

Samguine: Boss, I prefer the drinks of the gods..Palmy. Why can't you share some with a brova?

the gods are angry...i fit give u d 1 witawt foam sha

Valentinooo: Hehehe. You no bring pawpaw ni cos i no too like palmi

i bring ripe pawpaw..human being own

Samguine: Palmy
Bros, no vex na. Oya come siddon for here. I don dey ask of you siiiiiiince. How farm today? *grabs calabash* Oya, pour me some

see you,nothing 4 you o...farm was okay,though i ate beans b4 goin so i cldnt work much cz i slept off in farm..

I fit give u smal kai kai..but 4 dis palmy notin by notin..
*smoking my bushmeat and sipping sm fresh palmy*

went to farm since morning,just came back,nobody even asked of me! Okay o..nw i knw no muny no friend!
*walks away wit my bushmeat and fresh palmwine*

Even on nairaland we hate and fight each other,I wonder how Nigeria will be better.... Anyways...its non of my business. una good morning oo....*carries cutlass and hoe,off to farm* I no wan hear say ppl quarrel when I come back oo!

sokarsenal1: . Everybody wan claim warri boy for fight....see as ur face fresh........e be like person wey dem don boss bottle near am before?

lol.....bros gudmorning oo.....forget dat face oo, na cz I dey stay indoor too much!

adedeji65: me fight online ... Noway!!! I just dey look , na y I talk make dem pack us for one side , see who go still stand ... I just smH

lol....you're brained....!

adedeji65: Did she just say boys ....... *ok am done !

she is just insulting everybody...*but no fighting till I see call up!*

adedeji65: in hD ..... Wahala too much ..

them. No know say I be warri boy! We dey burst bottle we no dey talk much oo....lols *no fighting till I see my call up letter*

adedeji65: Adonismuller is in trouble oya reply her , na mahn he fit abuse 3-|

bros....u dey see wetin I dey see?

Darkchocolate: And you are?....

Let the gossip amongst the BOYS begin!

me......right now the only thing to keep you calm is to give you a deep kiss.....#calm down ma,we all good!

this Darkchoko go like quarel 4 reality o...oya plz cum fight me!* taps her bottom n picks race*

make una fight jor,i hate quarel witawt fight!

rationalmind: Lol, funny thing is, there are people(mostly atheists) who even argue there's nothing intrinsically wrong in rap.ing a lady. Infact, they argue nothing at all is intrinsically wrong.

I'm not sure even those Atheists will stand by and watch someone accuse them of being rapi.sts.

give your life to God and spot a difference in ur thinking,talking and attitude..i swear u wil b a hapi guy!

*broz na joke o...reverse this*

Arrihinius: Gud p.m house,i hope i ave graduates that r abt to b corp members in d house?Dis issue dat was just release by Nysc officials calls 4 sensitivity.Somebody will ask y?lets look at d way tins r happening in dis our set.(1)ASUU strike (2)Timetable changed frm july to August (3)Now Aug to Sept 4 some affected states,somebody wil say it wil nt affect me cos my state of choice is nt among d affected state,but watch ur back(makan makan niioo).I believe sometin is going wrong somewhere.Dats y i want to implore us dat we need to be fervent in prays before,during and after our service.Just d little money i have.God bless us.

lol....you enter a batch B corps members thread and u are asking if there are graduates about to become corpers here....no we just finished secondary school...lol
well i think instead of being pessimistic i'd rather say we are special...for me dis recent change by nysc is a nice development...anyone posted to those states dont have to waste money on medical report shit....yes we need to pray,but we should thank God for the fact that we are alive.

sokarsenal: . Same thoughts I have..... I rather be posted to yobe or borno than posted to kwara or kogi state....because if I'm posted to kogi or kwara..apart from 'fake' medical report I can't be redeployed....but to yobe or borno......I can use security reasons and be posted to akwa ibom or delta easy......because people would be redeploying to lagos, enugu, rivers and abuja which would be full by then

gbam! U nailed it,if am to be posted to north,(God4bid),i wld prefer borno,i knw y!Though dat 22 days wil b like 1 year

Samguine: Your head is there bro...I don't understand the sense of despair and frustration some peeps displayed

bro actually some people are already tired of staying home.... Personally I like the changes...it envisages someone can easily re-deploy from those states after camp,due to security reasons...its a good development though staying home one full month no b joke!

adedeji65: bros abeg oooh , I no get money for court case ... I go dey spell am well ..... *abeokuta *abeokuta *abeokuta * u need more ?

hahahh bros u too funny oo.....oya Oti jor.....make I manage dat one!

adedeji65: I stay in abk , schooled tru out in abk..... I intend serving in iB though... Not far from abk ataallll....

guy dey spell dis ur "abeokuta" well na u saying "abk" make it seem like "abraka"(abk) where I schooled! I might sue you for that oo

GodsFavourite1: anambra ke? You are the first person saying this.

lol....their state allowee is mouth watery.....and its closer to my route......what's wrong with it?

adedeji65: bros konji dey ur body

hahahahaha i no sure!
Dem jst dy swt me

the girls in this house are making it fun...
Please lets postpone the camp date their talkss dey make body tortory me

GodsFavourite1: how I wish delsu will be like that oooo? My dear, na God get power for where I wan serve ooooooo. Cos I have no where in mind.how about you?

me too o...i cldnt runs it cz i dnt trust them o...am hoping on anambra though!

GodsFavourite1: stress? First time I went to delsu without meeting queue and I did something sharp sharp. Hehhehehehe, just pray it will be like that during call up letter. Nice day to you too

yess oo mine took 2mins..i was suprised...maybe its cz many ppl wana collect theirs during call up....
#where do you hope to serve?

prixxy7: Gudmorning beautiful and handsome people. Please I want to know how much money wuld sustain one in camp. tanx ƒø̲̣̣я̅ answers.

it depends on two things...
1. Where you are posted to...(transportation cost)
2.your spending attitude(if u like eating sweet mouth ni)
......i think your benchmark should be 20k...but if you are posted to a far place 30k will do!

GodsFavourite1: Phew!!! Just finished reading 63 pages na wa ooooo. You are guys are moving with speed of light. Sokarsenal, sorry this coming late , happy birthday sir and many more years. Cleoqueen aka dr phila, you welcome to the house, I can see you have turned all these guys their head.Traecey love, you a true friend, missed you ma. Hope you good? Ojestas, adonismuller, miner, kcee, thanks guys for spotting me.congrats to samguine and adakube. Bukscish, welcome to the train. Cutiepie, headmistress, sorry I haven't been answering To the wonderful cream babes and dudes, you guys are wonderful. Its not easy keeping up with the thread with the way it moves. Adonismuller, I have collected my S.O.R yesterday. I remain my humble self, God's favourite. The Fairest of all the creamy babes here.

wow congrats dear,hope they didnt stres u? Have a 9ce day dearie

my Godsfavorite i double sight u,how v u been?

Samguine: You are welcome bro. That bank sharp gaan. I guess they realised their mistake. Have a good night

you too boss...have a holy night

Samguine: How far with the bank issue?

bros before i got to bank the money has vanished already...i just made sure my own no follow vanish...lol
thanks for asking....

Smeeky: Mehn,bros many things don pass through my river today o,but like people say,life has to go on...I no fit allow sorrow overwhelm my joy na.

As for this house matter,I tire long time ago when I remember say humans are the most insatiable creatures God ever created.
Everybody get right to air his/her own view even if it sounds rude. Since everybody dey form intelligent,make dull boy like me dey corner dey view

heheehehe....bros view well oo...but if any girl vex tear shirt close ur eyes oo