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RomanceRe: Pls Help My Girl Is Having Sex Now With Anoda by adonisvg(m): 3:22am On Apr 03, 2016
MrCork:
...my niggggga..you are very weak...females love guys like you cozzz they can easily take advantage...the first rule you broke is begging & caring...YOU NEVER BEG OR SHE TOO MUCH EMOTION TO A FEMALE..they take advantage & they crusify you...bro why do you think females are more attracted to bed boys who don't give a phuck about them..I sleep with maaried women every time I come to Nigeria for holiday..how..I pay for ther taxi when they come down to the hotel but guess wot..I give them money and yet when they wit me..they speak to ther husssband or children in my presence telln them they love them.

What you need to do is keeeepit gangster...let her no what she's doin but don't call her again..if you deciede to stay wit get..she will phuck any of your friends doin better than you..trust me..and then she will use the excuse of gettin drunk to phuck your other friends
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To cut the long story short..techinically you are saying an alcholick...a phucking drunk. .you don't need that kinda girl in your life...let her go. You need to have standard & Principe when you go after women..the first thing you need to do is boooast up your confidence..forget money..that's all you need. Women are more attracted to confident guys like me. I have slept with 17 females on nairaland already...20 more to go. .
tries me. ..I don't usually give advise but I feel your pain...bro jusss let her go or else..she will phuck you up again..big time. If your heart is weak right now..how will you handle th REAL deal when she cheat on you. You the kinds guy that will advise your girl to wear a conduuuuum when she phuckin another guy...lol

...anyways am a plaYa & I phuck many babes...I No her type....we call them easy..MY NIGGGGGA...LET THE B!TCH GO..I will hook you up with nice chicks on nairaland..I have two babes for you..Refiner or Onstelly..they are single!
wink
17 girls? 20 more to go. Wetin come remain again now? You don kpake them finish for NL.
RomanceRe: We Had MouthAction And She Finds It Hard To Close Her Mouth. by adonisvg(m):
chiddyok:
Assuming your story is true...so you waited for over 7hrs before you will come on Nairaland to ask mumu question? I dey laff u.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Job Discrimination Based On Institution Graduated From by adonisvg(m): 3:49pm On Apr 01, 2016
Wicked!!! grin

MadCow1:
No UNIBEN... Not Surprised..


Even in my Poultry, I will not employ anybody that even lived near UNIBEN talkless of schooling there. angry
PoliticsRe: Fashola Settles EEDC And Geometric Power Dispute Over Supply To Aba by adonisvg(m): 10:09am On Apr 01, 2016
IyaIode:
All thanks to fashola and osinbajo. There can't be biafra without yoruba blessing
Stupidity raise to power infinity.
RomanceRe: Love Mathematics by adonisvg(m): 6:58am On Apr 01, 2016
sylvalord:
42 dots
Sure. You're correct, sir.
RomanceRe: Love Mathematics by adonisvg(m): 10:54pm On Mar 31, 2016
Bluezy13:
Permission to argue
Go ahead, sir.
RomanceRe: Love Mathematics by adonisvg(m): 9:10pm On Mar 31, 2016
How many dots are on a pair of dice?
RomanceRe: Big/fat Girls Need Love Too by adonisvg(m): 3:40pm On Mar 31, 2016
modelmike7:
#TeamBIGgals
Thick girls rock #TeamThickGirls. We love the plus size unmentionables.
RomanceRe: Am i cursed? by adonisvg(m): 3:27pm On Mar 31, 2016
vooyour:
the solution is simple. stop dating altogether. just get a sex buddy if you need to. It's obvious you're not mature enough to be in a serious relationship. and I sense that you're still going through the hoeing phase. don't worry girl. You'll be fine in a few years. :* wink
Thank you, you just said it as it is. Whoring (hoeing) phase, it is.
HealthRe: Vaginoplasty For Cheap by adonisvg(m): 4:35pm On Mar 30, 2016
Over to you ladies wen get well-sized kitty cat.
RomanceRe: Love Mathematics by adonisvg(m): 4:05pm On Mar 30, 2016
adexdon:
Hw explain
He's the 14th best student
You count from the best student till the 13th best student. That's 13 students


He's the 14th worst student. This means that there are 13 worse students ahead of him. That too is 13 students.

13 + 13 + 1(John himself) = 27 students in all. John is mid way of 1 - 27. Count from one to 13 and count from 27 to 15, you get 13 either way, plus John = 27
RomanceRe: Love Mathematics by adonisvg(m): 2:28pm On Mar 30, 2016
adexdon:
14
Not at all. It's actually 27 students
RomanceRe: Love Mathematics by adonisvg(m): 1:36pm On Mar 30, 2016
John is the 14th best student and 14th worst student in his class, how many students are there in his class?
FamilyRe: Can A Cheating Husband Truly Love His Wife? by adonisvg(m): 12:51am On Mar 30, 2016
Wailing wailers. Next, please.
PoliticsRe: Agip Oil Pipeline Explosion In Bayelsa , 3 Feared Dead by adonisvg(m): 5:17pm On Mar 29, 2016
qtx:
RIP to the dead. Buhari tread softly with the boys in that area at least now that oil prize has risen a bit to above $40 because the boys are not smiling.
Please grow some sense. How is Buhari involved in this issue? You read how it was said that there was an unsafe condition at the site. And the survivor noticed it, informed the others and left. Pikin sneeze Buhari, thunder ⚡ strike person Buhari. Easy easy.

"Idabor said that the survivor had drawn the attention of oil workers to the breach of safety procedure and left the scene shortly before the incident occurred."
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Updated-New Job Vacancies by adonisvg(m): 1:02pm On Mar 29, 2016
debbie:
We are, an international company with operations in Nigeria, and offer a full complement of Technology Licensing, pre-FEED, Design, Engineering, Procurement, Project, and Construction Management Services to the Oil & Gas related industries worldwide.

We are currently in need of Talented Engineers who meet the following criteria:

Position: Talented Engineers

Location: Nigeria

Qualification:
• You are looking for a great company with challenging project opportunities to spread your wings and soar professionally.
• You have an engineering degree with a 2:2 or better, in any of the key disciplines (Chemical, Mechanical, Electrical, Civil/Structural, etc.), from an accredited university.
• Yon have 5+ years oil and gas related facilities engineering design, construction, and commissioning experience, onshore and/or offshore.
• You have been recently described by those who are very familiar with you, your academic accomplishments, and your work history, as any or all of these: Smart; Talented, Self-starter, Team player, Customer-focused; Goal-oriented; poised; Diligent; Detail-oriented; Respectful; Diligent; Charming; Focused; Calm Under Pressure; Organized; or Curious.

How to Apply:
If yes to all above, our Talent Acquisition Team would like to hear from you! You can email your resume with a cover letter to the email address: energy.industry.ng@gmail.com, on or before April 8, 2016.
This will be very helpful to my elder brother. Thanks Debbie. I appreciate.
ComputersRe: Please Recommend A Laptop For Me (brand Name) by adonisvg(m): 12:56pm On Mar 29, 2016
OmichaelO:
60-65k
Please do you know anyone who sells so I can buy? I need a laptop.
EducationRe: Which Institution Has The Highest Number Of Runz Babes? by adonisvg(m):
VitaminB12:
Am the only person with handsome/beautiful attribute in my lineage. Take a trip to my hometown in ikeduru and confirm, so they don't do runz coz they are ugly. cheesy. But honestly I endorse your submission that not all okpoghos in Owerri are Imsu students. In fact, 60% of them are outsiders, plying their flesh trade under the guise and packaging of a swag filled IMSU student coz it attracts a higher pay.

Go to Garden park or Olive and see the demand for production of fake IMSU identity cards by these runs babes who aren't students. They are in their numbers in Mediatrix hostel at Mbonu Ojike, Titanic front gate, Merit and Steve Jane hostel at back gate.

I couldn't believe my eyes when Chioma I felt and her parents believed was in 300L in 2006 asked me to write her WAEC GCE exams for her at 50k to enable her secure admission. She confided in me that she no dey school o sey na camouflage she dey since. I dismissed her offer in utter shock coz if you are around her, you must believe she is a student. She comes to school twice a week, crashes into any lecture going on at ETF and takes note. And also takes pictures at photo stand.

The main reason IMSU is in this mess is because of its location in the heart of town and also coupled with the fact that it operates an off campus residential system. There are no School hostels.

Its a pity

Long live my alma mater

Modified* Judging by your mention of Ngwori, odi ka iwu owerri nchi ise kpom kwem, ndi eze ngwori.
EducationRe: IMO State Has The Highest Number Of Professors In Nigeria by adonisvg(m): 7:28pm On Mar 28, 2016
Yes yoruba states is the poorest state in nigeria, but did you know that 10% of crude oil nigeria produce in nigeria is from only ondo state, ondo state revenue can feed all the eastern state on a well balance diet for 2000years without any effect to the state, if there is no lagos state 98%eastern region could have been poorer than niger republic, number of private school in lagos state is more than the population of all eastern region.
Kai, see punchline?

*where is this hand fan o? I need to calm your temper*
EducationRe: Which Institution Has The Highest Number Of Runz Babes? by adonisvg(m): 7:18pm On Mar 28, 2016
blackboy2star:
I dan do enough school huh reach north sef but easy to catch nah private uni babe chaai I try for Babcock, Bowen girls huh... Back to your question I'll chose MAPOLY no offence cos I dan waka I dan see but never try IMSU sha only hearsay about them grin
Madonna University girls are good!!
EducationRe: Which Institution Has The Highest Number Of Runz Babes? by adonisvg(m):
corisande:
All these people mentioning imsu imsu na wa oh
Una wan pursue us komot for ala owerri?

You guys are giving potential runs girls headsup. post ume this year go suffer am.

Abeg oh! We are trying to sanitize ala owerri,make una no come spoil the efforts put in so farcheesy

Yes! i can boast with my head and chest held up high, I've never done runs before. never! so there are still good ones in this town.

I rep imsu Bsc, Msc!
EducationRe: Which Institution Has The Highest Number Of Runz Babes? by adonisvg(m):
ionsman:
Delsu and Aau ekpoma.

When it comes to runs girls, those schools are on another level.
Technology MarketRe: Like New Hp Laptop 11.6 Screen Flat And Slim Body by adonisvg(m): 5:35pm On Mar 28, 2016
Do you have HP Elitebook core i5, 4GB RAM, 500GB HDD. Metallic color
RomanceRe: When He Says Team Foreign, Do This.... by adonisvg(m): 12:00am On Mar 26, 2016
halfricanadian:
Especially wen my humble love was stepped on trashed shredded nd thrown back at me cheesy i took d love to a panel beater cried washing my love go tru pains to b renewed cry cry process done

I feel very very much alive cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy i dey ur back op like dangote cement wink
Your Ex? He's the Real MVP!!
ComputersRe: Please Recommend A Laptop For Me (brand Name) by adonisvg(m): 7:46pm On Mar 25, 2016
Please does anyone know the price of HP Elitebook corei5 4GB RAM, 500GB HDD (Metallic) . Fairly used or UK used.
Christianity EtcRe: Pope Francis Kisses And Washes Feet Of Muslim, 4 Nigerian Catholics by adonisvg(m): 4:21pm On Mar 25, 2016
For those of you who still do not get the message, I'll explain.

The attitude of our littleness bowing down in front of the great is not yet an attitude of humility. It is simply, an attitude to truth. But when the great bows down before our littleness, that is true humility.

Humility, Service, Charity (Love). That's the message.

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