10. They join NAIRALAND to read comments on how to deal with a fake lover

oglalasioux:

6. APC's failures will be blamed on Jonathan. My fellow Nigerians; let's zero our minds. This government has nothing to offer to us. It's a four year blame game (unfortunately the same reason I didn't vote for PDP).

I just like this no.6. I never liked PDP in office cos of the loots but I never wished it was buhari. And now my fear is justified

I just tire for mallam life. Aboki no fit change

kilode100:
I only see the big blokos in the boxers.

my favorite nairalander, person wey go de fvck u go de use hand join d way I de see am for ur body

Even lotto and virtual. I need miracle badly

Mediator97:
confirmed, stamped and signed. the pix really worth fp.

this type no de make FP oo. Na olajumoke,psquare, fayose, buhari, tuber of yam or snake

I was a victim to one

Bluezy13:
I feel stupid for clicking on this thread...







Well, I won't be the only one

I Bleep up pass u. this ppl no sabi FP material

make this thing nak front page na abeg.

A woman abandoned her husband & her four (4) year old son for her rich boyfriend & they both (woman & boy friend) eventually travelled to the U.S.A

Out of frustration & desperation the husband went & married another woman.

Unfortunately the 2nd woman couldn't bear a child for the husband.

Despite her inability to bear a child, the 2nd woman took great care of the boy & treated him like her own son.

Few years later, the husband died in a car accident.

The 2nd wife did everything in her power to educate the boy, she engaged in petty trade such as pepper, maggie, salt, palm oil, onion, tomatoes, etc, in the market square in order to sponsor the boy's schooling.

The boy only knew his step mother as his real mother & there4, he called her Mama.

The real mother in the U.S.A did not for once find out about the wellbeing of her son thoughtless of sending a penny for the boy, even after she heard that her x-husband (son's father) died in an accident.

Some years later, this boy grew up into a very intelligent young man waiting for his B.A Hons degree in Petroleum Engineering from the University.

The real mother who also could not bear another child in the U.S since she eloped with her boyfriend, realized that she had made a terrible mistake by abandoning her own son.

She decided to return home to look for her son & present to him all her wealth acquired over the years in the States.

She eventually found her son battling between life & death in the hospital for kidney failure.

The Doctors demanded huge amount of money for the operation & the step mother couldn't afford it.

The real mother stepped in & paid all the hospital bills & donated one of her own kidneys & the son was saved.

Shortly after, the final results were out the son got a distinction & also got a five year (5) scholarship to pursue his Masters and PhD degrees in the U.K

At the presentation of the certificate, the Vice Chancellor gave the mic to the son to call his mother to come up stage & receive the certificate.

The moment the Vice Chancellor made the statement, the real mother got up & arranged herself waiting to be called upon whilst the step mother sat down & looked at the boy with tears running her chick.

The answer is suspended..........

Assuming you are the son, who would you call on up stage?

A) Real Mother
B) Step Mother

Remember only one person you should call.

lalastica abeg na

Monalisa185:
akuko mike ejeagha

ezigbo akuko mike nwannem. kedu?

Monalisa185:
akuko mike ejeagha

ezigbo akuko mike nwannem. kedu?

Copy and paste. Una no fit come out with Una own joke?

[b][/b]Ur a cocaine addict na

Thanks bro, on seeing d first address, I nearly clicked to start reg. I just decided to finish reading. Heaven bless u very much. If I see am I go even pay 2k maka akuko. Na unemployment cause am.......Thanks bro, on seeing d first address, I nearly clicked to start reg. Body de hot me. I just decided to finish reading. Heaven bless u very much. If I see am I go even pay 2k maka akuko. Na unemployment cause am.......

FlawlessRebirth2:
.OK OOO

with ur diffrnt locations, I wonder where u wan Mk angel locate u for blessing this yr

dammytosh:

Son ? So Peter , Paul and Jude are kids ?
Ok u want to kill urself on their issue ?
Have you eaten ?

U made my day

The gal too fine oooo. konji mode activated!


shiiiiiit!!!

God forbid bad thing!
Na adopt dem adopt the baby? Abi prophet say d pikin go kill em papa sleep with em mama?

ABSOLUTELY YES!!
IT JUST HAS TO BE MADE OF WOOD

awesomet1:
[size=18pt]The EAST! Yet they want succession and hitting the drums of war. Imagine a war scenario added to the pitiable state of their environment. SMH. IPOB and all the agitators of WAR, make una carry go! Continue to allow anger and baseless hatred for other people becloud sound judgement in your political affairs. #BlackPeople[/size]

it is "secession" not succession. and am sure its not a typing error. everybody wan blow grammar by force

Evil will never end. New abominable stories each day. Na to repent now sure pass.

BTW, if person click on "share". how e go take share? Abi na useless click e go be?

ElDaIllest:
Well since you pulled out the opposite sex card I'll guess mine will be refiner cos she's got the most epic reply to questions and she's ...I have a gf

refiner na underage na. she never even reach 16yrs

WHO IS UR FAVORITE ON NAIRALAND AND WHY??

For me its * ladyF *cos of d way she replies questions directed at her and *kilode100* for her funny comments

After setting him ablaze or killing him, DID HE DIE?

Instead of person to use em money do better thing like cook food and give to hungry children, she carry de give person wey de collect 50naira by force from my account for every money wey enter just for their 2019 election. In fact na we be our own problem.
Oya madam, applaudise...!!

EggovinMma:


One Nigeria is really working

Sister m tell them oo. The Yoruba's use d Hausa brain against the igbos. The Hausa come like them based on same religion wey dem de share with the majority of d yorubas.A person who will never love me except I am a Muslim is a devil The yorubas are the chief Nigeria problems. Now they are talking of one Nigeria. I no gree one naija ooo. Merge with d northerners and leave us alone. We don't have unity among ourselves u say, but family still stays together

slyIsaac:

Oga I was making a little joke...if I didn't seem funny to yhu,Yhu leave it be... Omni knowest

U mature die u be d maturest of all mature amaturations. that "omni knowest" made my day. It will be a trend soon.... believe me to popularize it

My brother u try waste time for wetin u suffer compose. Rather than put this on a front page as u wished, u will see things like" how Mr Ibu pose for chair on his child's wedding day".

In other case, if em like Mk em be dream president, if em no like Mk em be vision president, for us to type anything on nairaland na idleness cause am

m2dl:
so u d type dat sexualize models...men wit no dignity, who' gon beg for sexx..smh
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poor man I see u!!!

I love this half Igbo half Yoruba. wish she fit just open small for me. Even if na 1min and 12seconds. I go release my brain full tin milk