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Anyhow, I did what I was asked to do. Lemme see if I made any sense.
Lizzy did I?

Holla trudz,
Welcome to de forum of different kind of Nigerians.

@kayala.
Scatter !!![/

me too.
One Nigeria. We are one.

lastdon he is refering to u oo.

I was already asleep. I posted all these in my dreams, I never knew they would reach here.
lastdon welikome ooo.

Ok
But I still think elvin is igbo

there's no fight here. we are just saying the truth. they say truth is bitter.
Mikebuddy, what do you say?

he is definately igbo, we are the most important in the country.
what will you do about that?

Boxers only

I am always careful.
I'll lbe kiaful sha.
thank you sa.

you should know he is talking about the igbo's.
are my right elvin?

wetin be the lie there? na true wey I talk ooh.

hey, watch your tongue. I never picked anybody, I was picked for the job by the person I wrote it to.

I am just doing what I was asked to do.

[quote author=hot-angel link=topic=4416.msg167930#msg167930 date=1137105886]I'm not free. But yeah chyke. lets see watchu got.[/quote]Lizzy,
If I wanted to chyke u, I'd not just walk up to you and start reciting all the pick up lines I've crammed. No matter how good and sweet the pick up lines may seem, if there is no passion in it, if I can't look you straight in the face and say "I love You", I'll be so stupid.
However, If I had you on my mind, I'd walk straight up to you and pour out my heart. I'll look you straight in the face and tell you I love you(and I have to mean it). My manner of approach is the most important thing to start  with.
I wouldn't expect you to give in at my first try, only cheap girls do that, I'll expect a tough time. But whatever the case may be, I'll Take it Slow.

@ghettochyk. make we start the lessons immediately. You know My ID sha.
But I no understand the other part, u sure say you well?
this pidgin dey turn u upside down.

ok.
I don commot, I no go teach you again since you don slide am, you go soon slice am.

haba.
if the pains are still felt, I for don retire from boyhood turn become girl siiiince.

any free girls?
can I chyke you please

To be very frank, my reaction depends on what or who makes me annoyed.
If it's a guy, I'll walk away of I give you a warning  . If it's a beautiful girl, I smile like nothing happened
and take it in good faith.

If she need am she go contact me. I no dey do voluntary work.

99.5% of us are circumcised.
It's one of the most important things a man must do.

Pidgin dictionary dey. I fit give you, just order.

Nna I dey trip for all of una oooh, those wey dey yankee na dem speak am pass, see as them just dey brekete the stuff. abeg make una follow teach me ooo.
Na waya.

my favourite restaurant, hmmm.
I don't know about you, but I love the buka.. very nice meals they have there
annnnnnnnnd, I also love the waitresses.
but my best restaurant is my mums kitchen and our dinning hall.
It's the best in the world, have a taste of it and, mmmmmm!!!!!!!!. you are on top of the world.

u go fit pay me? no be small job ooh. but anyhow sha, if you dey ready to learn, make you tell me, I go teach am to you.

that's nice, but I hope I don't loose my teeth while doin' any of those
9 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend.

you r absolutely right there. there was an incident that occurred sometime ago in school.
a guy was hanging out with his girlfriend and then met a group of some of his female friends. He. introduced his girlfriend to them as his scripture union provost. it may sound funny, but that nearly ended the relationship.
so guys, I think u should go to 4eva for more advice.

@whiteshark.It's good to know you are out. when will you be coming back?
b4 i forget, go and learn your mathematics well.

whow!!!!!!!
@Lizzy. I'm not trying to put anybody in trouble oo.
I just told you who I want to meet and you are getting scared, is the person such an animal?
Besides, I never mentioned anybody's name.