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Lizzy you said that. I never mentioned anybody's name.

I am a joker,I joke a lot and people like me for that. Now picture this, if I meet someone like me, it's going to be real real terrible. I want to meet someone that'll give me a strict and stern face when I start being silly.
I think I know just the right person............guess who.
let me give you a clue: he is the most popular guy on NL.
aha, u said that.

who is the eldest person on this forum by the way?

anyway sha, I've given up on her.who knows what next might befall me.
I no wan wahala oooo.
I no wan carry 2face because of woman.

nna na so I see as things dey oo. this ckick dey waya me.

love comes in different ways

the very moment I saw you, I had a call my mum was ill.
I tried approaching you, I got hit by a car.
I tried calling you, my phone was stolen.
I saw you in my dreams, I had a nightmare.
baby, could this be love?

why are all of you dadding?
are your mums that bad?
I love both of them alike.
they are equally special to me

father marry his daughter inlaw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that's punishable by death.
How would the father feel? doesn't he have any consience? It totally wrong.

If a change is needed so I can marry my spouse, there is no arguement about that. I'll change.

chike as in cyke, toast, tease etc.

I am now proud of the guys here. they are doing the job right here and it's working. Great job guys, great job.
nike, I hope I am right.

anyhow now
make e be now
what's up
how
how are u?
how dare you?
what
pretty
nice
beautiful

a....aa......aaaaa...aaaaaaaa..........aaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii sta...........stammm............er........ssssssstammer.

haaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrddddddddddddddddd.
that's what I mean.
who knows why mama nkechi named the first two coke and fanta?

abeg oooooooooo.
I just come this world now now. Make una gist me, how world dey, I know wan jones ooooh.

people have different tastes. Some like them fat and some like them slim, some like them big and some like them small, some like them young and some like them old. So you see, fat girls are treated badly b/cos most people don't like fat girls. Anyway sha, I no dey carry two.

you guys are getting hard too ooooooh.

ain't there any good playa's in the house?
nobody's vibes have been accepted by any girl. this is embarrasing ooooo.
guys, let us do something fast. I'll call for a meeting real soon.
ladies, just give us sometime, we'll surprise you.

Igbo is definately the easiest to learn.
nna, adikwam tired. ain't that easy to understand?

just kidding

*oh boy I'm crying right now*. Somebody heeeeelllllllp, thelastdon stinks.  *heavy throwup*.

as I said, you are not qualified. Go to the dogs, they are eagerly waiting for u.

ok
its just funny.

Sorry, you hit the wrong target. She is too prestigious for you. Go to the streets and get your type.

supposing she is already in the forum?

If you want to cyke a girl, walk right up to her and tell her you  love her.(mind the way you say it, it might earn you a slap).

@alheri. That is hotangels former signature. You say you like it, that boys are stupid. Well, I got news for you, It's not all boys. Do you have a brother? I guess that's why u say so. Is he ********

@hotspice. Anytime he is ready, I'll start the lessons.
thelastdon, are you ready?

hmmmmmm *clears throat*
I am begining to get confused here.
Hotspice and thelastdon, hellooooooo what's going on here? are you two doing it right here.

she wouldn't use it if she didn't believe!!!