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That's more like it. But I am still 16(one of the genuin ages)

I think it's high time most of us cut this crap and say the truth.
why does everyone want to be 16, 15 and 17.
Don't we have grandfathers here?

If you were given a chance to impress anybody on nairaland, who would it be?

I am 16. It's like that is the most age grade here.

Where you meet the girl u say u love or want to marry is very important. It denotes the kind of person he/she is.E.g. You propose to a girl you saw flirting on the street one night. The first thing that comes to ur mind is that she is a prostitute. Which other places are weirdest to meet your spouse.

Seun, that's really interesting. Pick me please.

I guess the girls here are hard nuts to crack. But not too worry, I've got the lines for them.
Baby, I luv you more than fanta and coke, will u b my sprite? Baby talk your own.

What are you all putting on now?
Right now, I am putting on an'
Authentic D-3 JNS Engineer jean trouser with no shirt on.
Maybe next time I'll put on a shirt.

sometimes, clothes that are in vogue are really vauge and awful. So, if I had my way, I'd wear what I have when the "in vogue" is ?? and when it is okay, I'd wear what is in vogue.

I guess that's ok. I had some fun there.
Dollie dolls is presentable for a girl. But my mum calls me baby(even in public). It's very annoying and funny sometimes.
I'd prefer her to call me Ad Baby.
Funny enough, till now we still call my mums last sister "aunty  baby".

Idollier,I am asking u this becauseu are a girl. if I were to chike mature girl now, what are the words u would advice me to use.

@Idollier:
I hope you are taking these things as jokes. I just feel like having sum fun.
Please if I am getting on your nerves, tell me. I mean no harm.

c0dec:
your lines will only work for 12/13 year old girls. what isn't lame about that?

At least it'll work for people more mature than u.

c0dec, why are you so jealous of me?

I was just trying to appreciate my country for it's natural endowments. Can you imagine a mad man who reads and writes very well.
@c0dec:Afterall, you said u are mad, and you are sending and reading posts here. Now, who is wrong, me or you. Logically, u are the mumu.

@cOdec.
It's nice to know we have crazy people in this place. At least, I can now boast that Nigeria has mad men who can read and write.

That was so awful. If I were to be a girl, I'll try by all means to tell you this in the face; NO [b][/b]
Check this out.
Hello lady.
I just saw you now and I thought, wow, what a beauty.You dazzed me with your beauty, so I just came to tell you "You are the most beautiful girl I've seen today". Would you mind if I complement this by buying you a drink?

A girl can fall for that.
I can sense that some of our ladies here are begining to go nuts for that.
Ladies, are my lying?

whiteshark.
that is not what I am saying oooooo.
I said as soon as I told him I was male, he signed out. Does that make him gay?

I never knew you could not read.

Most of us guys claim to have the potentials to get anygirl they want at anytime they wish.
I'd like to see how most of our guys woo girls.
N/B: The vibes and the flows are very important.

Nobody'll say he/she is ugly or foolish.
Everybody is nice, intelligent, fun to be with and all other good stuff.
If there were no terrible, foolish, ugly people in this world, can u imagine how the world would be?

@dolly dolls.
I am not moved by what u may say. Afterall, a name is what you make of it. And you are given names based on who you are.
Who Knows, maybe your "boyfriend" calls you dolly dolls because you remind him of his doll which was once stolen.
Can't u decode, he is using u as his consolation price.

Hurray,
I said I'd cross 7 deep blue seas to meet hot-angel. I've just crossed one. Ain't that nice.
(guess the name of the river).


@queenzy:
Don't be surprised oneday to see me at your door.(It's only that you don't know how I look like).


@everyone:
Those of u that want to see this one and that one, supposing you have the oppurtunity to meet one of the person's u'd like to meet and my o my, the person's face blocks fresh air. What'll be your reaction?

I'd like to meet as I said earlier, Hot-angel. But I've added some people to my wish list,
Queenzy, Goodguy, Nike4luv and Seun.


That reminds me. On this issue of meeting people, I had an experience yesterday.
One of the Nairaland users(name witheld) started a chat with me, I guess he thought I was a she. After all the this and that's, I told him I was a boy and to my surprise, he signed out.
Are guys supposed to be eager to meet only the gals. What about meeting your fellow boyz.

@wesley
after who?

I haven't really viewed profiles, but I've seen hot-angel and I think she is it.
Have u thought of snazzydawn?

I haven't really viewed profiles, but I've seen hot-angel and I think she is it.
Have u thought of snazzydawn?

@Hot-angel
I promise I won't.

@Queenzy.
That's nice. I schooled in Calabs(Hope Waddell).
So, that makes it easier. Anyway, I'll be in Calabar soon, so Just send your address and I'll come knocking at your door.
Which school are/were you?

Alright.
Since u are in texas, I'll cross the 7 deep blue seas to meet you. I promise I will.

there is no debate about that.
I'll go for my mum if u are comparing my mum and my lover(of which I don't have). A mothers love is greater than that of a lover, she can lay down her life for a child, but a lover, naaaaaaaa.
If you had asked"wife or mother", perharps I'll go for my wife.

Hmmm.
Very nice task.
Well, I am:
1.Very outspoken.
2.Average in height(5,3)
3.Intelligent.
C'mon. 3 is too small to describe someone like me. Please increase it to 6 or7 pls.
I am eager to see how hot-angel will describe herself (in 3 phrases).

@hot-angel.
Are you really in texas?

see your head.
I no fit borrow that kind name.
It produces body odour. Infact, the very moment I read that name aloud, my dad entered his car and zoomed of b/cos of the stink.