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Twaci:
I have a very troublesome younger brother. He is our last born, about 3-4yrs, and always manages to get on everyone's nerves, one way or the other.

Whenever he gets on my mum's bad side, she would beat him and he would come running to me. I would ask him what he did wrong, admonish him and place his head on my laps. Then, I would sing his fav. song (My bonnie) to him while I tap him to sleep. Then he would wake up happy and ready to 'find' another person's trouble.

Well yesterday, I got into a row with my mum. We exchanged words and got slapped. In tears, I ran to my room and my little bro followed me.

He sat beside me for sometime and then asked softly, "An-twaci....." (Mind u, he is the one responsible for my moniker), "....what did you do?".

I stared back dumbly. I couldn't tell him. So I settled with, "I spoke back to mummy. Its a very bad thing to do".

He nodded, then tapped his small laps, "Lie down".

I stifled a surprised smile and obeyed gently knowing that my full weight would hurt him, "Okay".

Then he said, "Don't talk back at mummy, u hear?". I nodded, "Okay".

To my further surprise, he tapped my head gently and sang "My bonnie".

I smiled and feigned sleep cause I knew he wouldn't stop till I had slept. When he was sure I had 'slept-off', he dozed off in the same position.

This experience taught me a lot about a child's love and I thought I should share it. Children learn from the way u treat them, either good or bad. How do u treat them? (Food for thought).

NB: I apologized to mumsi and we are good now.

Do recount your experiences with kids (yours children or not), let's learn from the 'ants'.

Found myself smiling at bolded as if I was there!
Great Kid indeed..!

justhelp:
what else did Gej and PDP want to gain from this evil acts, why cant they accept defect, change is inevitable either they like it or not i dont want to be fooled again, we all voted for GEJ in 2011 in lagos, but right now, we want chenge they should just allow the will of people to prevail. this is the right time to get right in Nigeria, after may 29th GEJ can go and form a strong opposition party and right is wrong.

I'm not surprised at all!
Even people that were not up to 18years of age are now here claiming they voted GEJ then!
Must you blame GEJ for this?
Benue is not top 10 of his problem states come this election okay so STFU; Keep calm and watch!
Vote if you're entitled to but remember you just have ONE vote...and pray it counts!

His WASC

How did you quote all these people in one please?

gememerald:
Let's not abuse please.


Funny! Check my signature

W̶̲̥̅̊ђA̶̲̥̅t are you reading?

AIZubair:
What is this one saying??

After Saving your lineage..

ipleddge:
God will save you

Amen

Are you ok?
It seems your brain and d poster directly below you's brain are working in the same frequency!

sakalaweb:
Ghhtty

Buhari where were you then?
If they could snap then y don yu have yur wasc cert na?

muktarmtt:
u r wrong it's abt buhari cos said it's it's time to open another chapter which means another government cos dey knw dis current one has fail

Did yu mean FAILED?
Sorry_Obama and US have hidden agenda and we are aware!



Power is far from the north ok....
Not even 2019!
Mark ♍γ̲̣̣ Words

Who is us?

Rilwayne001:
US president

Lovely flows from a Prophet..!


I don't like him but his words are piercing I must confess!

I have downloaded the song Ooº°
Nice rap from Tinubu

MuguliciousMUGU:
The latest trending song is the one Buhari sang, featuring amechi.
The title is "i don lose election, na wa for me".

Tinubu was rapin like this
yo, buhari
i told you never to contest,
but you no gree,
now jonathan has finish your career, where you go go now.

Amechi sang the chorus like this

oh!, yeah, after all the campaigning
eh eh eh eh
my own don finish ooo
mama peace would finish me yeee
i better join buhari to start rearing his cows oooo ooooo
chai, dariz is truly God ooo
chineke meh chai.

Dbanj W̶̲̥̅̊ђA̶̲̥̅t??







TAH








Where's Looku Looku?
Anyway its d OPs Opinion!

So that they can throw bomb ba?





We are not safe Ooº°

And sone ediot will claim that APC spent less?
Even if it was PDP spending N40million and APC N10million; they would still say same!
Meanwhile N40mil is a huge sum also!

In other news; got this from a reliable source that APC gave my state gubernatorial candidate N4bil for mobilisation....and the man knows fully well that he's gonna loose woefully to either Pdp or LP. His plans are to stepdown once Jonathan wins and liase with LP..!


W̶̲̥̅̊ђA̶̲̥̅t a party!




Goodluck might not be the BEST candidate but He's still better than the REST..!

Who will pay before?
Who has the I'd!ots called BKHRM?

steppin:
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Re: Where Are Our Virgins Today? by MzNelly(f): 3:43pm
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If He Loves Me....https://insidejanelleshead./2015/03/21/malapropisms-if-he-loves-me-part-1/
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Una dooooh

Defiled by yu and I



Op are yu a virgin?

Must it always go that way?

suwailad:
what position is being sold to yobo?

Somebody wen get e own moni?

youngdude1:
Ok..thats good...he wanna collect his own share of the national cake

Nice one Captain!
He knows GEJ is d head and right captain for Nigeria...





#CaptainNigeria....

Tah!!!

eebruboss:
They are talking ur type here!! If u like heed

Gone are those days joor....


If buhari likes he can sacrifice all d virgins in his village_its still GEJ the champ!

Ok Ooº° Mz Bobby Valentino

Do you have a copy of Buharis WASC certificate?

bushdoc9919:
Do you have a copy of Buhari's arrest warrant.?

No he telepot

loomer:
Na trek him trek come the event, wey e b say na police van go carry am go back?

Make una de see truth talk

Say W̶̲̥̅̊ђA̶̲̥̅t you know okay....
Not W̶̲̥̅̊ђA̶̲̥̅t others say!

Tos1:
I can only hope that GMb win this eleCtion cos i need change but with the level of rigging which i see on the other side it is nearly impossible

PDP have already hacked the PVC machine

Yet another lie to cover a previous lie!

Lol

See how wrinkled Buhari is.....

Clerverly:
lalasticlala why must you edit the original article and added APC? If another person does it, you would promptly remove it! hmmm!

We all know the party that can do that