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Your name alone scares her naw.....TRUCKPUSHER

Truckpusher:
Dechandel, I sent you a pm.

Do reply me - At least I'm not asking you for sex.

The Oba drew the first blood!
If not for the fact that Nigerials generally love peace; W̶̲̥̅̊ђA̶̲̥̅t happened in SA wouldve been duplicated here!
So its not outta the ordinary to go to the ICC!
You calling them aliens tells more of your personality than them being referred to!







Mind you: I'm from Delta_not Igbo!

Zico5:
These people should go and rest, why re they full of themselves like this. Election has come and gone, then u re still licking the wound. Oba himself has apologized, what else do u want. If u like go to any length on this issue, nothing good will come out of it. We need to live in peace together hence the result may not be palatable cos yoruba will not fold their hand for aliens to molest them

Pix of d Vagina not opening?

shakazuldadon:
no pic..

Dem try
So W̶̲̥̅̊ђA̶̲̥̅ts their gain??

because she didn't do the DnC in your firm doesn't mean she's not!
She confided in you!
She'd as well not have.
Y didn't she tell her X herself if she wanted him to hear bout it?
What happens if she get to stumble on this thread sooner or later?
The best you would have done is to call her to order and not going viral with the story.......#my opinion though#

drsteroid:
pls try read through the post and comprehend it. She is not my patient, and moreover no name was mentioned. I only brought this here to know if this is allowed in our culture,cos I no consaguineous marriage is allowed in some parts of asia.

sheftyxz:
At last I finally make front page

With this kinda grammartical mishap?

Medical practioneers are sworn to secrecy!
Why is this so-called doc bringing his patient out?
Its very wrong!
Few weeks ago; my gfs sister ran a medical test and we went togeda for the result; upon collection, we were already in the car when she remebered interpretatio-wise she couldn't get the medical terms, and since she was the one driving she asked me to go meet them to explain; getting back inside the lab, they refused. Even when I tried convincing them that she's my sister and that she's travelling out the next day because they said she should come back whenever she's chanced!
This doc goofed real bad!

eagleeye2:
I guess as a medical doctor she told you this in confidence. But as someone who doesn't understand what "telling in confidence" means, you want have shared it with the whole world here on NL and you still intend telling her ex who may in turn act in revenge ans tell her family or the cousins family.
Who knows, what action/s the family or families will take.
Op, you may just set off a chain reaction that may snow ball into a tragedy.
#justsaying

Then Tan-tita!
Make the SoHCaHToA complete

bigtt76:
Correct den go born Cosine and Sine naaaa

Must every non-yoruba speaking person be igbo?
You're so dull!

robay:
Hahahahahahah,kikikikikikiki e pain am well,na we yoruba be still ur boss,u diz igbotic bingo

Foolstop

kombats:
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Kill dem all.....

LordCenturion:
So, those oyinbos love GMB,


Why they all abandoned the clueless man on earth in this situation


Stil expecting GEJ to announce sacking of Ruben Abati as well since he is the one that always announced every sack, suspension, and impeachment stuff, cuz GOD said death that kill will also died...

NB: unhnmm, I forget to mention that bastard (doyin okupe), ur juju can't work, GEJ will soon change u too,, GEJ wil divorce his runaway husband (PEJ) as well,thats my prophesy for next month.


GMB my HERO, FASHOLA my ROLE MODEL

1. You lack punctuation skills
2. Ignorant of present and past tense!

You sure didn't write WAEC yourself or you've not gotten to the age!

#help yourrself and get Brighter Grammar!!!

Will you ever agree before?
We know you're evil!
Old thiefnubuuu


By the way, Seun I think you're being tribalistic Ooº° .
I typed thiefnubuuuuu with one "U" and you have programmed it to autocorrect Tinubu!
But I do see Jonadhaft everywhere!


NL is being tribalistic!
Fvck this Forum!

Ask Fashola and Tinubu!
If they have made that possible in their state the hospital woulve had power!

babeface3:
Just this evening, my landlord's son was wheeled out of the theatre and he narrated his experience:

While the operation was halfway in one of the famous private hospitals in Lagos, the generator developed fault at almost 8.30pm. A light that was part of the stretcher (or the theatre bed) probably rechargeable, switched on automatically. As the operation progressed, almost at the concluding point, the light also went dead. Then a big torch light was handed to one of the aids who struggled to get a vantage point without much success.

The light was then handed to him (patient) to hold on his chest while he lay still.

The sweat running from the chief surgeon's body was almost falling into the place being operated upon. He was wheeled out at exactly 9.30.

He told me not to mention the type of operation for some reasons.

Which way Naija, can we come out of this power problem?

Do you know if he's even got a dad?

chuna1985:
I wander what ur dad will say if he sees this post.

You are "foolishly mad"
If he was scared of Buhari; he wouldn't have threw in to defeat you agent of satanism!
GEJ is the best thing that happened to this country of late and children unborn will echo his name as he left resounding legacies in the sands of time!

Clerverly:
The Fear Of Buhari is the beginning of wisdom for the Useless Otuoke thief!!!

Then pray he sees things your way!

englishmart:
I Don't want to get him angry...

Left with me; height shouldbt be the problem if your brother is tall and they really love themselves!
Would you rather have it he marries a taller girl that would turn the home to a war college?

Buhari oya call yur bokoboyz to order naw...
Northernisation agenda have been met Ooº° !
These blood your boiz are still sharing; hope you'd probe too Ooº° !

englishmart:
his issues are my issues too. We bear each other's burden.

Okay
But there's a way you both can come to compromise...
Then twould be a win-win for all situation!

It just occured to me that Nairaland has rules, but how many of us are innocent and how many would be found wanting on the "last day" when Seun, Lalastica et. al opens the great book?
A quick check on the rules and see the number you're guilty of...!
For me I'm guilty of number 1; especially when the topic is so boring and lenghty!

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You're not suppose to like her!



You like your own and leave your bro to handle his issues!

I can refer you to a friend!
W̶̲̥̅̊ђA̶̲̥̅ts yur location?

He sooooo wish!

Everything they tell us are lies jare!
From
Fake name
Fake DOB
Fake skool
Fake discipline
Fake parents
Fake height
Fake complexion
Fake breast
Fake yansh
Fake kpecus
Fake life style






Everything bout them is so fake.....even the "I love you"




#watch it!!!
Fake eyes
Fake nails
Fake

So?

Oho
See moni Ooº°
That Bank that doesn't look like it has customers sef!
Just incase this gets to the FP, its dedicated to all ma DELSU GEOLOGY friends!
Really missed yu guys 2day!

Then get admitted ASAP

galadima77:
the OP said politicians and u had to tow the ethnicity path....can't u people for once think about Nigeria and posterity first before bigotry?

u guys really make me sick...

Oho!
Who cares?

You've spoken so well ♍γ̲̣̣ broda!
Let everybody use his resources to develop his region!
Instead of some ediots that cannot even boast od palm oil in their region having the greater share of our crude oil!
While places that have it are still underdeveloped!
Take Kokori as an example; they've got the 2nd best Crude in the world and yet they are still where they are!

Igwezeugo:
dt is Y I said let everybody go bk to his region and develop their place
North region use ur cows in Daura develop ur place
South use ur local herb or Otta farm develop ur place
Eastern region use ur oil in Otueke to develop ur place
Problem solve
Then all d region pay tax to fedral Govt
U will see dt nigeria will develop by force

You must be a very proud foool to generalize!
Don't blame you at all!
When your village cannot even boast of palm oil; you're there ranting rubbish about miopic!
Its your type that bible calls "THOU F00L"

obailala:
A lot of Niger-Deltan's and GEJ supporters make a huge mistake by assuming that a probe or search for any missing $20bn automatically means an attack against GEJ or Niger-Delta.

What these people fail to realise is that the oil cabal members responsible for these thefts are mainly from outside the Niger Delta and if these monies are recovered, the ND will still get the largest portion of the funds. Sometimes I just wonder how an entire region filled with educated and enlightened people can just be so myopic.

So you can type normally?
Programed robotic hegoat

Maczeelly:
Same to uu mumu-ish mumu......Don't ever quote me again Fooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllll