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chukel:
Where he has been copying from, original writer has blocked Nigerian IP addresses. What do I even know.

okokobioko

FreshMekanik:
Mr man stop hating, it won't help you.

There's a huge difference between hating and stating the obvious fact.

Scammer:
I never said the car is going to the east.
I live in Lagos.
I am not paying duty on this car, so i am not shipping it to Lagos, I am shipping it to Benin, Popularly known as Cotonou, I see most people don't know Benin is the country and Cotonou is just a city.
Car will come through the land border to Lagos.
Understand now?

Send this car to Abuja, to Kingreign. I believe he can restart it but you're gonna spend some good cash.

autologic:
Evaluation stage(stop and think)
Since we have been able to infer that it is due to a bad input signal issue ,we should go to through the route of low level electrical testing of signal to confirm all our available signal

Every car owner is interested in getting his gaddem car fixed not the bollocks you're staging. Stop the show of ineptness and incompetence. It's getting rather boring and plain silly

chukel:
did you actually read this before posting. You just made a caricature of your self. I numbered your goofs. 1. What is Internet meant for and why is ur oga even advertising his feat here on the Internet. The number 1 bolded shows you were sent.
2. Where will you read the principle of compression and engine vacuum if not on the Internet. You are really not smart.
3.you still referred us to the Internet to watch youtube. What are you even saying.
4. You finally exposed yourself. Like I said earlier, you are not smart.
If you noticed along the line, poster said misfire was intermittent. He said loss of compression is responsible for misfire. Is loss of compression intermittent too? Meanwhile, the symptom that brought the car to the workshop was constant. Op, just listen to other people's input. No one is an island of knowledge. Overseas, when intermittent issues are brought to the technician, they try to simulate the problem or probable cause of the problem to produce the presenting symptom. Only cylinder 1 misfire will not make that car go into limp mode. I have an infiniti Qx4 2002 that has cylinder 1 misfire. I'm the only one that knows that cos I scanned it. You can only notice that subtly on idle.

Thanks bro, you see why I'm attacking him.
Don't mind the nnam ikot

torres89:
selfish Nigerians

no one willing to accept another man's view

most people kept shouting swirl valve

well did any of you bother to read on the principle of compression and engine vacuum

let's stop being parts changers

what kind of mechanic looks up the internet for solutions

that's a very dull mechanic and I will say that anywhere.

owing to the fact that similar symptoms on two different vehicles will never or might not point out the main culprit.

checking the net should be very last resort.

only check the net for rare vehicles with silly cases.. not this easy one

the main problem here is this :

most peeps don't even understand the principle of pressure or engine compression I doubt if most of you guys understand the working principle of an engine

that's why most peeps here have a pile of return jobs
u even see cars lined up in their garage for as long as a year.
just because of their shallow knowledge on diagnosis

as for those of u who recommend the mechanic work on the engine, please kindly Access YouTube and watch videos on MRO facilities, then u will know y local mechanics shouldn't open your engine

am tempted to mention so called big names here who have a very shallow knowledge on diagnosis and can't tackle complex issues .
but I won't
and no one should force me too

cause have being to their garage and studied their work ethics

iin fact let me just stop

honmusa is the best

Pls do.

honmusa:
[s]I still have hundreds and hundreds of case study to update later that will reveal different diagnoses technique used ,equipment used ,and the thought process . I am not leaving yet, this is just the first step, I can assure you that this thread will hit 1000 pages very soon and if you have problem with that I will advice you to get busy ,help somebody cos therein is your fulfilment and stop being the sign post for other people that are providing help ,be the help itself so that this world can be a better place .
in autologic we don't settle for status quo,we in always in pursuits of excellence and CSI (continuous service improvement) and we welcome novel idea aligned with our mission statement and our target market is people with like mindset .unfortunate excellence is not a typical Nigeria culture and so it will be difficult to get everyone acceptance around here include people like you .
Finally ,We are passionate about what we do cos that is where we get our fulfilment hence will be difficult for us to stop showcasing and flouting what is giving us the leverage[/s] .

Blabbering

honmusa:
@afangsoup I agree but show any evidence of where u have been able to make any positive impact in nairalander life .so far we have some evidence happy and satisfied nairalander that are happy with our services .
https://www.nairaland.com/3849627/honmusa-guru-when-it-comes

A lot of car shops don't need to blow their trumpet cos they know their onions, they don't need to use flashy and mighty grammar. They go straight to what's supposed to be done and get it done right. Check out Gazzuzz, check out Kingreign check out sooperrescue. They don't come out bragging. They know their onions.


Kingreign aka lomomike left Abuja came to Uyo on a holiday and to process some things. I literally had to drag him over to come diagnose my car, he not only did, but he corrected a lot of malfunction and fixed a lot of things. God bless him.

Look at Gazzuzz, touching lives positively and he is very meek and humble.

You are a major reason for that drop in ranking. You claim you have equipment you knw nothing

autologic:
You are part of the reason why we have it bad like this
https://www.nairaland.com/1431269/nigeria-ranked-among-countries-lowest#17990856

diportivo:
right now I have an intermittent misfire...very noticeable wen engine is cold

iv driven it round 20blocks today already

feedback?......if u aren't the owner u wldnt even know there's a misfire

They wan use fanciful equipment plus grammar to deceive car owners in the name of car workshop.

Peterosky:
.And Your pix just turned me on. That is why i just want to change this your moniker to afangsoup because you look so delicious like afangsoup.

mili3kid:
Hello guys. Pls I noticed some parts of my engine rusting. How do I manage it pls?
Can it be stopped?
How do I go abt it?
Or can I slow it down @least till I get another one...

Did you do what I asked you to do?

whizzyleejr:
Rip to the late, his arrogance led him to the gate of heaven some years ago but was sent back but now have his way in.

he was a licences pilot and operated the light plane on a PPL licence.

Keneking:
Jonathan sef

By now the deceased would have been commuted to Mother Earth in line with Islamic injunction

PMB would issue a statement of condolences to the family of the deceased.

What do Jonathan have to do with his death?
He's a Christian.

AdeAuto:
But we have seal the deal and sell the car to you so let the people no that it is like a spoil of name thanks

thanks for your honesty and kind heartedness bro. Keep up the good works

I was finally able to inspect and purchase the car. It looks clean the picture do not really do justice to the car. No cracks on the seat, no dent on body and engine looks clean without.
The fuel pump failed after I bought a bad fuel before Ore, and in Asaba, my rear right tyre picked up a big bolt. I had to change the tyre.

I came to inspect your car and possibly purchase. You kept me waiting. I was drenched in rain. You didn't even bother to call of even come back.

mili3kid:
Twale boss...
Bt d spraying might b difficult tho.
Cuz dnt U feel I might have to remove the affected parts?

Get masking tape and tape the un- needed part off.

Buy robbing alcohol or coca-cola with 2500 grit sand paper, clean all the rusted parts thoroughly, allow to dry, then, use a silver/aluminium spray paint in cans to spray the surface making sure it doesn't touch other surfaces. Allow to dry for 10-20minutes, and re-apply the silver/aluminium paint again.

So Abuja people do not drive RX300 or do not sell it?

pokipoki:
There is actually a 2006 ES350. The car is powered by a 3.5 litre engine. The production date was from March 2006 – 2012. Hope the link below helps.
https://www.autoevolution.com/cars/lexus-es-2006.html#aeng_lexus-es-2006-350

Its sold as a 2007. Provide VIN if in doubt

dingbang:
what's dis one saying.. Am talking of the current happenings in dat a sector and u are just being so rude.. Are u now telling me nothing of such happens?

I am telling you factually, once a cadaver has formaldehyde introduced to it, it penetrates into the tissue (which acts as a semi-permeable membrane), and this dries and hardens the body and skin. And the corpse assumes the temperature of its surroundings.
Its against medical ethics, health ethics, moral ethics, spiritual ethics and professional etiquettes to have sex with a cadaver.


Do not just say things out of hearsay.

dingbang:
She is so pretty. Damn.. Some mortuary attendants now will be having sex with her dead body..

What nonsense disgisting imagination is this?
May I remind you, once a body is embalmed, it starts to get stiff like dried fish.

Pls, anyone.?

Anyone here?

Please, people in Abuja, I am in Need of a clean well maintained Lexus RX300 within Abuja.
The car must have complete and genuine documents. The car will be inspected by my friend Kingreign who is based in Abuja. Please if you have this car or you know anyone willing to sell theirs, contact Kingreign on 07034581213. He prefers whatsapp or call.

Thank you.

redcliff:
1.7m. Lmao

Thats about the amount for a facelift model of that truck.

lalasticlala:
For over a month now, I have been having hitches browsing with glo network on chrome, Firefox, internet explorer, both on mobile and on computers.

I noticed that I can't access the "religious", "new" features on nairaland with glo, I also can't modify and open some selected topics.

A times after modifying a topic, I can't open that thread again with glo.

But the glo network only works on Ucweb, Opera Mini.

This has forced me to dump glo for MTN that works perfectly in all the browsers. I used to do the N8000 glo subscription per month, but due to this issue, I did the N5k subscription & the last one I did was that of N1k subscription, while going for MTN bulk subscription which has been serving me perfectly.

Nairalanders, please who else is experiencing these problems of browsing with glo on Nairaland? Kindly share your experiences.

I am, I've complained to Seun. I've also complained to Glo same thing no improvement. The Glo network works perfectly on other sites but has a partial blockage on nairaland.
In other news, pls, my friend Kingreign in Abuja has been banned. He said he is sorry, and has sent message to admin to forgive him. Pls, do pardon him and release him from his jail.
His moniker is
www.nairaland.com/kingreign

blissbay:
Thanks for the correction. Not what you meant though

Sorry pls, if it got bad.

This is 99/2000 model. Stop deceiving people. Its not a 2005 model.