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Travel › Re: RE: South African Visiting Nigeria (LAGOS) For The First Time, AMAZING!!! by AfonjaConehead: 12:06pm On Oct 05, 2017
Pidgin2:
I go kil am like dem kil Nnamdi Kanu grin
i luv it wen u type slowly...if u really be 'F',u go sweet wella but... grin
Travel › Re: RE: South African Visiting Nigeria (LAGOS) For The First Time, AMAZING!!! by AfonjaConehead: 12:04pm On Oct 05, 2017
Pidgin2:
I go kil am like dem kil Nnamdi Kanu grin
gradually e don dey reveal itself grin
I go show u pepper grin
Travel › Re: RE: South African Visiting Nigeria (LAGOS) For The First Time, AMAZING!!! by AfonjaConehead: 12:02pm On Oct 05, 2017
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Travel › Re: RE: South African Visiting Nigeria (LAGOS) For The First Time, AMAZING!!! by AfonjaConehead: 11:56am On Oct 05, 2017
Pidgin2:
More Nigerians visit your country than your people visit other countries including Nigeria. It's a well known fact that your people hardly travel put out, you like to remain in your country. When Nigerians speak their words are more credible because their experiences are real not imagined like yours
u mean more zoogerians,huh?

HAAAAAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaaaa grin grin grin
Travel › Re: RE: South African Visiting Nigeria (LAGOS) For The First Time, AMAZING!!! by AfonjaConehead: 11:54am On Oct 05, 2017
Pidgin2:
So you smell?
pls free that dog nah.... u wan ke am? grin

Foreign Affairs › Re: US Special Forces Killed, Wounded During Ambush In Niger by AfonjaConehead: 11:52am On Oct 05, 2017
modelmike7:
See this one embarrassing himself online. You don't know the difference between Nigeria and Niger Republic?! smh!!
we know u are prom Niger nah,mallam grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Special Forces Killed, Wounded During Ambush In Niger by AfonjaConehead: 11:47am On Oct 05, 2017
MasterKim:
Dumbest post ever. What's the meaning of wat u wrote now
pls give ur chinko to that lil' boy beside u.. Beg him to help u read grin grin
TV/Movies › Re: Tstv: Has Finished Me.pls Help.(pic) by AfonjaConehead: 11:44am On Oct 05, 2017
MasterKim:
Dz new rush for tstv. Some pipul go still hang dem sef. Wen tstv start to dey wire una ass ehn
receive deliverance from poverty grin
Travel › Re: Moving Permanently To The US by AfonjaConehead: 11:32am On Oct 05, 2017
[quote author= post=61124740]Why would any asylum seeker claim to be a Nigerian? That reduces their chances of ever getting an asylum to zero. There is no war or natural disaster going on in Nigeria so on what basis will one claim asylum?[/quote]its name is pidgin2 and it talks without thinking.....like an agberoe grin
Travel › Re: RE: South African Visiting Nigeria (LAGOS) For The First Time, AMAZING!!! by AfonjaConehead: 11:30am On Oct 05, 2017
International agberoe
Pidgin2:
"Must you insult people to drive home your point?"
(but u are free to insult others)


You have never been to Nigeria before, everything you know about the country is from naira land where you spend almost 24hrs of your day. May I ask why you are so interested in reading about the lives of "lunatics and hypocrites"? What is missing in your country that you can't be around your own people instead, why so much interest in Nigeria.

A wise person will never depend on media for first hand info, word of mouth is even better because we know that when it comes to news, negativity sells more than positivity because sad people like sad news "misery likes company" which is obviously the reason for your attraction. You love negative news because you may be suffering from depression.

Nigeria is far more than any online media can portray, if you want to discover the country, apply for visa and come down. Common sense should tell you that no country can be so bad as the media often portrays us except war torn countries which is not the case here.

Those burnings often occur in small communities which often have their own way of dealing with well known criminals. Before you see such burnings the crime must have gone on for long and due to the delay in giving punitive measures by the law courts people tend to take the law into their hands in such places.
all this senseless thrash cos lionessza is more brainy than u can ever dream of and whipping ur arsse,huh...u gotta go chill up in da mud grin grin
Travel › Re: RE: South African Visiting Nigeria (LAGOS) For The First Time, AMAZING!!! by AfonjaConehead:
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Celebrities › Re: List Of Top 7 Celebrities Who Were Ruined By Drugs And Alcohol by AfonjaConehead: 9:06am On Oct 05, 2017
Pidgin2:
No gospel singer or entertainer is among these lots after one miserable atheist will say there is no God
yep..and some of them pplayed with their dogs and...some of them rant like they gat rabies,dontcha think da authorities shud do somethin'bout tha,huh?
Pets › Re: Where Can I Get Nigerian Local Dog Puppies In Lagos?[suggestions Needed] by AfonjaConehead: 9:01am On Oct 05, 2017
Pidgin2:
OP, there are breeders but you've got to ask questions. I hope to become one soon. Let's support our own. My girl is only 3 mths so we have a very long way to go lol
may God hav mercy on those dogs cos its obvious u're....playing with them grin
Travel › Re: Visa Information For Applicants Intending To Visit Nigeria by AfonjaConehead: 8:52am On Oct 05, 2017
Pidgin2:
Contrary to popular opinion, securing a Nigerian visit visa is a herculean task for many foreigners but with proper documentation it can be less stressful. The following steps are essential in successfully applying for a Nigerian visit visa


Passport Requirements:

Original, signed passport valid for 6 months beyond stay in Nigeria, with at least one blank passport page available for Nigerian visa stamp. Amendment pages in the back of the passport are not suitable for Nigeria visas.


Nigeria Visa Application Form:

One visa application form per applicant, plus one copy. The Embassy of Nigeria has introduced a web-based visa application form and payment procedure. The Nigerian visa application form must be submitted and paid for online. Please print two copies of the completed form.

Important:
- Be sure to select the correct Consulate, and send your documents to the location you have selected on the visa application form.

- Be sure to print the Google payment receipt for credit card payments and include with your application. If payment is made by mailing a money order, the confirmation of payment must be included with the application. The visa application cannot be processed without proof of direct payment.

- The Consulate of Nigeria charges a processing fee.

The Consulate of Nigeria requires a visa application be completed according to strict guidelines. Make sure your documentation is accurately prepared by making use of Document Preparation Service. After placing your order, you will receive an Application Kit which includes an optional form where you can provide simple answers. If you choose this service a Specialist will work with you to ensure the required documents are prepared according to government and consular requirements. Once your application form is complete, we will return it to you via a secure and encrypted email for your signature, keeping your personal information safe.


Photo Requirements:

One recent, identical, 2 x 2 passport photograph, in color, front view and with a plain/light background.


OR - you can upload a photo when you place your order, instead of providing physical passport photos.


Letter Of Invitation:

If visiting relatives or friends in Nigeria, a signed letter of invitation from host explaining the relationship to the applicant and the purpose of travel. In addition, the letter must indicate the length of stay, place of stay, and contact information. In addition, the letter must state: "We hereby accept full immigration responsibilities".

- If the host is a Nigerian citizen, a copy of hosts passport must be submitted.

- If host is a resident in Nigeria, copies of host's resident permits and the information page of their passports.


Proof of Travel Arrangements:

Computer generated flight itinerary from the airline or travel agency or copy of airline tickets showing round trip travel to Nigeria and onward flight.


Hotel Confirmation:

Copy of confirmed hotel and/or cruise reservation(s.) If staying in various hotels, please provide copies of each reservation. A letter from inviting family member or friend is required if they are providing accommodations to the applicant.


Applicants Under the Age of 18:

A child (under 16) who is not traveling with both parents or a legal guardian must provide a notarized letter of consent signed by the non-accompanying parent(s) or guardian authorizing the Nigerian Consulate to issue a visa to the minor. A copy of the child's birth certificate and guardianship or custody agreement documents are also required.


Medical Requirements:

International certificate of vaccination against yellow fever.


Proof of Sufficient Funds:

Evidence of sufficient funds to support stay in Nigeria; most recent bank statement

Watch out for visa information on more categories...
who wanna waste his time in ur bladdy zoo,who wanna get robbed and rough handed by agberoes? Shame..no one wants to be in a con3 of animals tongue tongue
Travel › Re: RE: South African Visiting Nigeria (LAGOS) For The First Time, AMAZING!!! by AfonjaConehead: 8:44am On Oct 05, 2017
Lionessza:
You tell me , I don't know your people but you do . Which tribe has flat heads , does human trafficking,drug dealing , armed robberies, scamming , chest beating ( we developed SA and we own everything here) grin . 4 of them were on the news yesterday with their usual " our arrest is a result of xenophobia and racism ( because the cops were white ) lol. They were caught with 3 12 year olds who were reported missing a month back. Evil bastards . The new police minister is not smilling and is Bleep*ng up the flat heads daily . Evil people.
i oughttave come down hard on u buh since its that b..ch,man,carry on...and make sure u keep a safe distance...the hoe ooze n gat gono
Travel › Re: RE: South African Visiting Nigeria (LAGOS) For The First Time, AMAZING!!! by AfonjaConehead:
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Agriculture › Re: US Rejects Nigeria’s Yam Over Poor Quality by AfonjaConehead: 11:38pm On Oct 04, 2017
Yams from hausa farmers,from the north.
Agriculture › Re: US Rejects Nigeria’s Yam Over Poor Quality by AfonjaConehead: 11:36pm On Oct 04, 2017
Thunda faya Jubrin grin
Travel › Re: RE: South African Visiting Nigeria (LAGOS) For The First Time, AMAZING!!! by AfonjaConehead: 11:31pm On Oct 04, 2017
Mhlanganok:
I'm good @AfonjaConehead what are agberoes?
@fuckpro well, so far I have a positive narrative to tell about the country
yep,agberoes are street boys or area boys. Lotta them in lagos..just be careful.
Say,what u up to in nigeria/lagos,vacation or u on some project? Who u on that pix,the male or the female?

Modified: k never mind.
Travel › Re: Enugu Centenary And Golf City Is Emerging- Pictures by AfonjaConehead:
God bless my SE comrades. You guys shall overcome.

Jetleeee:
I was really excited about this project. Sadly, the slow pace of the project gives me the impression it might end up as another white elephant like Tinapa
see this roving deeply kwoncerned environMENTAL sanitationist...

Sophisticated project manager HAAaaaahahahaaahaaaaa grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Hausa/fulani Is Far Richer Than Igbo In Nigeria by AfonjaConehead: 9:44pm On Oct 04, 2017
moninuola65:
that dustbin pushers can buy the drug pushers! I swear!
usmanDanMUJE grin
One way thinking grin
Politics › Re: Hausa/fulani Is Far Richer Than Igbo In Nigeria by AfonjaConehead: 7:59pm On Oct 04, 2017
moninuola65:
cattle rearer can be compare with ...pusher?
u mean those northern ausa dustbin pushers pushing dirty,kole? Another pusher here is ommenca the makurdi wheelbarrow pusher.. grin
usmanDanALAAWAABAAAA grin
Crime › Re: Mother Strips Unclad And beats her Daughter With A Cutlass (photos/video) by AfonjaConehead: 7:54pm On Oct 04, 2017
MasterKim:
Is like dey re doing u
grin

Politics › Re: Hausa/fulani Is Far Richer Than Igbo In Nigeria by AfonjaConehead: 7:45pm On Oct 04, 2017
moninuola65:
let's figure it out!
usmanDanCattleRearer grin

Travel › Re: RE: South African Visiting Nigeria (LAGOS) For The First Time, AMAZING!!! by AfonjaConehead: 7:40pm On Oct 04, 2017
Watch out for agberoes... How ya?
Politics › Re: Hausa/fulani Is Far Richer Than Igbo In Nigeria by AfonjaConehead: 7:38pm On Oct 04, 2017
Livestock that obviously hav brains than you do grin
Nairaland General › Re: No One Hate The Southeast - Rabiu Kwankwaso by AfonjaConehead: 7:28pm On Oct 04, 2017
I am ss buh all i can say on mi own is 4kU assho undecided
Nairaland General › Re: 2017 Registration Of IPOB Members In Ebonyi. by AfonjaConehead: 7:21pm On Oct 04, 2017
temblor1:
In which country? Dey there dey kill una self.
kwoncerned zomB grin
Health › Re: Monkeypox Outbreak Hits Bayelsa, Doctor, 10 Others Quarantined by AfonjaConehead: 7:15pm On Oct 04, 2017
Monkeypos ke?
Well thank God it aint snakepos..
God pls help them..
Romance › Re: Whyyyyyyyy by AfonjaConehead: 7:13pm On Oct 04, 2017
Ans: Ogogoro grin
Politics › Re: Reps Threaten To Arrest Magu For Shunning Invitation - Patience Jonathan by AfonjaConehead: 7:10pm On Oct 04, 2017
Ladies and gentlemen,grab ur popcorn and relax...magu need not sweat,mugu ppl_coneheads will soon arrive and defend their lord Magu.. Someone yaff tampered with one of their p'words PEJ..
If u wanna see them foam in the mouth just mention KANU,PEJ,DIEZIANI,GEJ.... grin

buh if u wanna see them on the floor just mention El mustapha....if i lie dadannda,ask a certain OLADIPUPO diya (whateva that means) grin grin
Politics › Re: Portrait Of Buhari As Military Governor Of North-Eastern State In 1975-1976 by AfonjaConehead: 6:57pm On Oct 04, 2017
All coneheads are on the floor,dobale right now grin grin

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