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Celebrities / Re: Southern Kaduna Killings: Audu Maikori Apologizes For Posting False Infor by AfonjasMustProsper(m): 8:30pm On Feb 04, 2017
0b10010011:
#IStandWithBuhari

Who is arguing with you ??

If you like stand with Buhari or TB Joshua

No one gives a flying and running fucck

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Celebrities / Re: Photos From Yvonne Jegede And Abounce Kunle Fawole's Wedding by AfonjasMustProsper(m): 8:26pm On Feb 04, 2017
kennygee:
Congrats to her. I wish her a happy married life.

Her husband looks like he won the lottery in the third picture.

Learn how to talk in public

How do people who won lottery look

Are you dumb ??
Celebrities / Re: Photos From Yvonne Jegede And Abounce Kunle Fawole's Wedding by AfonjasMustProsper(m): 8:21pm On Feb 04, 2017


Is that Buhari in the backgtound of the second picture holding a cellphone ??

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Politics / Re: Fayose Eats At NYSC Camp, Ise Ekiti (Pics) by AfonjasMustProsper(m): 8:17pm On Feb 04, 2017


Fayose

Buhari's worst nightmare

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Politics / Re: Lady Protests In Akwa Ibom Over Buhari's Failure To Probe Akpabio (Pics) by AfonjasMustProsper(m): 8:12pm On Feb 04, 2017

This is the reason why you shouldn't do drugs

Look at what drugs did to this beautiful lady

She woke up, smoked 2 wraps of Paw paw leafs and dicided to write a message on a notebook addressing it to Buhari who is in far away London

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Crime / Re: Oyo Police Arrest ‘one Million Boys’ Leader, 166 Other Suspects (photos) by AfonjasMustProsper(m): 8:00pm On Feb 04, 2017
kerryjossy:
Sometimes i find it hard to believe any news partaining NPF.

I'm not saying i doubt this one tho.


Because the people they caught are your brothers

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Crime / Re: Oyo Police Arrest ‘one Million Boys’ Leader, 166 Other Suspects (photos) by AfonjasMustProsper(m): 7:56pm On Feb 04, 2017

Name checkers association of Nigeria, Afghanistan branch reporting

For further details and information you can contact our zonal director in Borno state

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Health / Re: BANANA: Very Interesting Facts. by AfonjasMustProsper(m): 7:53pm On Feb 04, 2017
Silentscreamer:
Hmmm.. interesting. I'm not a fan of banana though.



What are you a fan of ?? Cucumber and big cassava

Health / Re: BANANA: Very Interesting Facts. by AfonjasMustProsper(m): 7:48pm On Feb 04, 2017

The only interesting fact and the most romantic fact about bananas is :

* Put the banana in the freezer, leave it in the freezer for 2 hours and then bring it out and put it straight into your girlfriend's Benin Express road

If you do this to any girl, she will never ever leave you for the rest of her life

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Business / Re: This Is How Much Prices Of Items Have Skyrocketed (Photo) by AfonjasMustProsper(m): 7:36pm On Feb 04, 2017

You never see anything

This is just the beginning

We know who will suffer the consequences of chosing the dumbest person on earth to rule Nigeria

I pray that things will get worse in Jesus name : Amen

I want the economy to die

I want the prices of everything to skyrocket so that no one can be able to buy them

I want everything to be disaster

And finally i want Buhari to rule Nigeria for 100 years

This is the change you wanted, don't run away from the change, enjoy your change

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Events / Re: 60-Year-Old First Time Nigerian Bride Weds Her Man (Photos) by AfonjasMustProsper(m): 6:16pm On Feb 04, 2017
vonn:

Marry her at 26 indeed

Why are you ugly ??
Events / Re: 60-Year-Old First Time Nigerian Bride Weds Her Man (Photos) by AfonjasMustProsper(m): 4:35pm On Feb 04, 2017

Is she really 60 years old ??

If she's really 60 years old, then she looks more beautiful than most of these ugly ass Nairaland girls

I'm 26 but i would marry her tho

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Religion / Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by AfonjasMustProsper(m): 3:04pm On Feb 03, 2017
jesfrosh:










chill o..... so when they talk of success Hushpupi comes to mind?? grin a non glorified yahoo boy?










I'm so sorry sir




but







call this number 0815711937 2 the person might donate sense to you grin

Again, you're dumb to believe that Yahoo Yahoo still works

You need to travel out of Nigeria, everyone knows what 419 is

Why don't you go do Yahoo Yahoo and get rich like Hushpupi ??
Religion / Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by AfonjasMustProsper(m): 2:47pm On Feb 03, 2017
jesfrosh:





first of all who tell you say korede no be christian? i swear you daft pass daft punk ..........and

What has Christianity got to do with a small boy making 120 million naira ??

I see that you're frustrated and hungry

Give me your bank account and i will send you 400k now







your moniker na "Afonjasmustdie" yet ur stating an afonja "Korede bello"






with all due respect sir...... you mumu grin
Business / Re: 5 Habits That Kill Financially by AfonjasMustProsper(m): 2:41pm On Feb 03, 2017

Everything in your list is correct except "Having only one source of income"

I just accessed you with that dumb comment

My uncle only had one source of income which was exporting palm oil and he was rich as fucck

I followed his footsteps too

Now, mention any rich person that has more than 1 source of income, I'm waiting

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Religion / Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by AfonjasMustProsper(m): 2:35pm On Feb 03, 2017
jesfrosh:


grin

so in other words.... you are more successful than :

Creflo Dollar Net Worth 2017 – $27 Million. ...
E. A .Adeboye Net Worth 2017 – $39 Million. ...
Benny Hinn Net Worth 2017 – $42 Million. ...
Chris Oyakhilome Net Worth 2017 – $50 Million. ...
Bishop T.D. Jakes Net Worth 2017 – $147 Million. ...
Bishop David Oyedepo Net Worth 2017 – $150 Million.





my brother when you stop dreaming call this number 07093247116 grin

Kid

Where is the 22 year old Koredo Bello who made 120 million naira in that your list ??

Where is Mompha ??

Where is Hushpupi ??

Where is E money ??

Where is Capital oil ??

Poor people like you don't have opinion

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Religion / Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by AfonjasMustProsper(m): 2:05pm On Feb 03, 2017
MrPRevailer:


Abeg keep quiet. Go and look for deliverance to resurrect you're destiny.

Mission ACCOMPLISHED sign board dey you're back.

Sorry
I don't talk to kids
Religion / Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by AfonjasMustProsper(m): 2:04pm On Feb 03, 2017
JennieCutie4U:

lol u get mouth o guy! I like ur faith but u must still be very careful, you don't go fucking anything u see, some people r possessed with strange spirits... her story might be true or false but let's be careful

I'm not married or believe in relationships

I fucck anything i see and I'm more successful and accomplished than any Christian you know
Celebrities / Re: $2900 Recovered From Seun Egbegbe's Underpants by AfonjasMustProsper(m): 1:54pm On Feb 03, 2017
Pierocash:
This guy really needs spiritual cleansing and deliverance,what is happening to him is not ordinary.

This is the problem with a lot of Nigerians

They believe that an imaginary evil spirit or the people from one's village is capable of ill luck or strange behavior

Seun Egbegbe is actually mentally unstable

The name of the mental illness he suffers from is called kleptomania

Kleptomania will make Dangote who is the richest man in Africa steal a 10 naira pencil


Blessed16:
his village oracle is at work

How dumb are you to believe that an object or deity can cause strange behavior ??

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Religion / Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by AfonjasMustProsper(m): 1:45pm On Feb 03, 2017
favourmic:



Please do biko make you learn more about life

Learn about life ??

I lecture people who are 20 years older than me about life, you're a nobody
Business / Re: How Should You Pay When Importing From China by AfonjasMustProsper(m): 1:35pm On Feb 03, 2017
2sexynet:
I know bro. I am gearing up already. Been trying to get a Chinese person that I can trust to help me get goods at Cheaper cost and shipping. Dollar exchange rate is killing us down here.

There are all trustworthy
Only deal with them on Alibaba or Dhgate
Don't send them money outside of the e-commerce websites
Romance / Re: Hilarious Things Nigerian Girls Do Before Valentine by AfonjasMustProsper(m): 1:33pm On Feb 03, 2017
Kjj
Religion / Re: "If You Sleep With Me, You Sleep With A Snake" - Lady At TB Joshua's Church Says by AfonjasMustProsper(m): 1:29pm On Feb 03, 2017

Taaa
You can only scare kids with that bullshit

What will the evil spirit do to me ?? Make my millions of naira in the bank disappear ?? Or make my properties go up in flames ??

I will fucck the Evil spirit out of her

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Business / Re: How Should You Pay When Importing From China by AfonjasMustProsper(m): 1:19pm On Feb 03, 2017
2sexynet:
that means you are based in US.

Yea and it doesn't make any difference

I know a lot of people based in Nigeria who run the same business and are more successful than me
Business / Re: How Should You Pay When Importing From China by AfonjasMustProsper(m): 12:51pm On Feb 03, 2017
2sexynet:
How do you make profit with DHL shipping cos I know it is very costly to use where there are freight forwarders you can use?

I have the money to use DHL shipping

I buy Apple headphones for $1 per piece and sell them in the USA for $12 per piece, you see how much profit I'm making ??

I usually buy 4000 pieces every month, now multiply the $11 profit to 4000, do you see my profit ??

I have thousands of items i sell and make huge profit on them, items like screen protector, chargers, phone case and many other things

If you buy on Dhgate, they ship it for free but if you buy on Alibaba, they charge shipping fee

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Business / Re: How Should You Pay When Importing From China by AfonjasMustProsper(m): 7:47am On Feb 03, 2017
benega:
thanks 4 d heads up. God bless ur hustle. Pls i have someone in china, hw can sh send me phones she bought conveniently
Dhl
Investment / Re: MMM May Not Survive This Week – Help Provider by AfonjasMustProsper(m): 7:12pm On Jan 22, 2017
grandstar:


All pyramid schemes collapse! All!

Name one
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija Kicks off Today by AfonjasMustProsper(m): 7:11pm On Jan 22, 2017
Fabulosdave01:


I have been on nairaland for some time and seen some comments, but this is the most stupid comment I've ever seen.


Lol

I troll people for a living

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija Kicks off Today by AfonjasMustProsper(m): 7:07pm On Jan 22, 2017

Big Brother Naija ??

I will rather watch two rats have sex rather than watch that Yoruba movie

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Investment / Re: MMM May Not Survive This Week – Help Provider by AfonjasMustProsper(m): 7:06pm On Jan 22, 2017
Alajiki:


Lol! Go and die!!! grin grin grin

I nearly died yesterday when i wanted to fucck a Yoruba girl

Her pusssy smells like dead fish and cow shiit

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