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nextBIGthing:
Have tried this technique countless times but it just doesn’t work out
I’ve even tried to take money from her and keep in my personal account...but when she needs the money she always know how to get it back

Keep on tarrying with her, it's your birthright to be with her, she'll take all the advice you've given her today... Then we'll coman chop rice very soon

izac82:
Abokina, you don't equate Ijaws to Igbos. We are contingent of same language speakers with varying dialects and allmost same cultures.
Ijaws don't have that advantage, so like I stated early on, you are very inconsequential in the affair of ndi Igbo, and thus your rants end here on nairaland. Otogbo ndi ka gi

This guy get lice for im mind wey no dey make am think straight, we need check am. E be like d day wey dem born am, d pipo for him village come borrow d part of im brain wey im suppose use dey reason take cook onugbu soup finish... So they put d onugbu soup to replace d part wey dem comot, na d effect we dey see so. Efulefu... Ndi e zuzu, if we check now, na bcoz life don tire am, im jus spit dz abomination so... Very radarada oloriburuku pesin

[quote author=Nairafame1 post=95346574]Nigerian Barber draw Wizkid new picture on this man head.

Wizkid is yet to react to the picture.

See more photos below
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This deserves fp

Kewizzi:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKst249tYeo

Some jobs like that of an air hostess's and some receptionist jobs' depending on d company's reputation requires a certain unavoidable level of attractiveness and body shape. I'm not taking sides, i feel for her, however she should understand that taking good care of herself is key, now it took her the loss of a job to know this hard fact.
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Since u don confam ur own boss... Jus kuku come dz class , so u go learn how to make DAT small money wey u get to work for u oo

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blamingthedevil:
President Biden said he has directed the Pentagon to develop plans to “strike” ISIS-K “assets, leadership and facilities” in response to the Kabul airport bombings, Axios reports.

Said Biden: “To those who carried out this attack, as well as anyone who wishes America harm know this: We will not forgive, we will not forget, we will hunt you down and make you pay.”


https://politicalwire.com/2021/08/26/biden-vows-retaliation-for-attack/


President Biden revealed Thursday that he has ordered military commanders “to develop operational plans to strike ISIS-K assets, leadership and facilities.”

“We will respond with force and precision in our time, in a place we choose in a manner of our choosing,” Biden said, declining to give specifics on timing.

“These ISIS terrorists will not win. We will rescue the Americans. We will get our Afghan allies out. And our mission will go on,” the President said. “America will not be intimidated.”

CNN

Intimidated? Hmmm

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NoLazyMan:
So guys I had some sort of de ja vu yesterday. I broke a promise I made to myself some months back . I promised myself that I wasn’t going to visit ashawo house again about two months ago, but I broke the promise yesterday. I’m not angry with myself or regretful, but something kinda hit me yesterday.

The Olosho that I picked.

Y’all know how these ladies line up under dim light and sometimes you can barely make out their faces. Personally I usually make my choice from afar and go straight to the one I want, to avoid dragging and tugging at my shirt. So under that dim light yesterday, I sized up one with good shape, I reckoned she’d be less than 30 ( my preference is usually 19-25), had just the good height that one can bend and experiment with and then I went straight to her and bargained the price.

It was when we went to her room that I discovered something quite strange; this lady looked exactly like the first olosho I ever patronized! The same face, the same perfum ( now I suspect that that particular perfume might be Jazz because anytime I perceive that perfume, my divk shrinks honestly. And I usually smell it after I had paid).

So that was how I stood there looking at this woman, naked, saying “Oga come nah” “abi e no hungry you again?”

No matter how hard I tried to jumpstart the engine, it did not work. I just told her I wasn’t interested anymore.

I’ve promised my self not to patronize dem Olosho anymore, but I can’t just help but notice the anomaly in what happened yesterday.

NB: Fat/chubby Olosho nah scam. Total waste of money honestly . They look good outside but terrible inside. Don’t waste your money on them. The slim average ones are the best.

This guy is one of d BH guys who kidnapped chibok girls oo... See as "megbesuegbe" dey hungry am talk, so tey im dey give advice sef... bring back our girls abeg... Anyway, make una check dz levels sha

https://www.nairaland.com/6539320/dont-left-out-make-insane#105217063

On a lighter note sha, I bn cook stew oo, make una come here carry go chop

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NwaNimo1:
lala.......

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food is ready!

For ur mind u don talk better thing oo... Anyway na dz room d food dey

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Alcapodetuti:
Born on Tuesday January 7th, 1958, Nigerian Billionaire Business Magnate, CAPTAIN HOSA WELLS OKUNBO died early hours of Sunday, August 8th, 2021 at the age of 63.

A trained Pilot who later veered into business with interest spanning real estate, petroleum, tourism, agro allied, power, banking, telecommunications among others.

He was rich, famous and well connected to the extent that a former Governor of Edo State, Adams Oshiomhole was allegedly sighted once inside his palatial home in Benin, serving and playing host to the Captain's guests.

He is equally a philanthropist and sponsor to many politicians in low and high places.

His Son In law, His Royal Majesty Oba Tsola Emiko is the New Olu of Warri, Delta State.

Funny enough, the captain didn't live up to seeing his son in law crowned last weekend as he died a week earlier. He allegedly died of pancreatic cancer in a London hospital after several months treatment.

Another thing Captain Hosa never lived to experience was the four corners of his multi billion Naira mansion on Banana Island, Lagos.

This clip provides insights into the fabulous apartment.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSmtZjMOLj0

This is what u need to watch op, seriously... U need check am

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Op, I believe u scatter oo, even dz one join sef

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paul100:
Why are some men like this?A good 8yrs wasted.Pls if you are a man,stop doing things to a woman that you will never allow a guy do to your sister.This also applies to women.

Oga, res ur case for d matter... Na only she waka come

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wwwihy:
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Fake News

Madness is real, malo pple everywhere

oyatz:
Buhari is the West African version of Al-Bukhari ,which is the Arabic word for a native of Bokhara, a city in Ancient Persian Empire, now in Uzbekistan.

The 7th century Persian Muslim scholar, Mohammed Al-Bukhari composed the most authentic Haddiths early in the history of Islam, subsequently many pious Muslims named their sons after him who often adopt the surname Al-Bukhari or just Bukhari (Buhari/Buari) in West Africa.

Okay? So we shud do what with dz info now? Say thank u? We don't wanna hear it, next please

aniomadei1975:
A man named Walter Summerford was struck by lightning 3 times in his life. After his death, his gravestone was also struck.

Issokay

Vulcanheph:
Bullshit.... That is how one foolish nairalander was threatening to show my picture and expose who I am by hacking my moniker.... I'm still waiting for him to expose me

My guy there...wetin pesin wan gain if dem hack u naa...we don't pay attention to those who wait for it, emphasis added.
Next please

Nothing new about d seat, jare , same old same old... Him mah.... go soon comot from d seat too...

shogsman:
Please this thread is for mature minds that have actual working brains,you should leave,no hard feelings

For ur mind naa...so u believe say dz ur mind wey don vomit this rubbish is mature? Pls is jus question I ask ooo, no hard feelings

Next on line, pls

Sunnymatey:
Your ego has almost put someone's job on the line.
A simple ' pls l came before you, l just went to effect a transfer while leaving my deposit with the teller' would had save the day.
But no, the ego in you will not allowed.

The young banker was nice to you cus of your boss but you ended up putting him into trouble.
The money wasn't event yours.

Insinuating that you bribe a bank staff to a customer who is already hurting, haba nah.

Learn how to ignor confrontations in public places or explain yourself politely if you must talk.
The deed is done.

My guy, u too go sure oo, counsel on point, couldn't have added anything more...oya use dz info take stew small, nor chop d stew finish oo...leave small for Folake

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Shey u have now seen d post, abi...oya check dz out...

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As u all re coming to d Yerima thread, sha come to dz one too...

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