₦airaland Forum

Omo, this is front page material. Just need to format it nicely. the funniest ones

Adamawa – People there still think DSTV is a luxury. Your idea of entertainment is watching cows cross the road.

Anambra – You people will build 10-storey mansions in the village but won’t fix the road that leads to it. Rich in the US, local in mentality.

Bauchi – The only excitement in Bauchi is the zoo. Even the baboons are trying to relocate.

Edo – From Benin Kingdom to Benin Yahoo Kingdom. Your youth are in Italy or trying to get there through Libya.

Enugu – Coal city with no coal and too much dust. Your idea of progress is repainting roundabouts.

Kebbi – The only thing booming there is rice and flies. Even Google doesn’t know what to say about you.

Lagos – Big boy syndrome. You call everywhere else “village” but you can’t even breathe in traffic. Overhyped chaos.

Osun – All that tradition and culture, yet your civil servants haven't been paid since Jonathan was president.

Oyo – Ibadan people still think brown roofs are aesthetic. And you love Amala too much — it's not a solution to everything.

Sokoto – You produce leather, yet walk barefoot. Make it make sense.

Taraba – "Nature’s gift to the nation" — nature should take it back, abeg.

Zamfara – Bandits treat your state like a resort. You’re in a constant live-action cowboy movie


See as AI dey roast person father land

When would you ban Boko haram/ Radical Islam?

Misplaced priority.

SonOfWords:
What are Nigerians even looking for in that shit-hole of a country?! I'll rather relocate to Cotonou than waste my money on a UK visa.

Country wey you go dey share kitchen utensils with rats the size of a toddler's head.

Between Zoogeria and UK, which one shit-hole pass? Dey playyy

Meanwhile, Boko Haram Terrorist are getting pardoned and given jobs.

Truly, na mumu dey join Nigerian army.

They have been saying the same thing since the year 2000.

beerfraud:
What another sad day for IPOBidients

Because another criminal endorsed your lord and saviour? Smh.

JackDaAlienz:
Uk is a boring shithole
Very overhyped lonely cold place

Better than the shithole called Nigeria tho.

I can say that for sure.

You are a big simp if you have to ask in the first place.

Always remember, she's not yours. Only your turn.

Move On.

Abi brown envelopes?

Only the Lord knows how much of tax-payers money has been used to bribe these crooks.

Jokerman:
You can't compare God's creation with man's creation, although God gave us the ability to make things like Him, as we are created in His image and Likeness.

We also know that Man's greatest enemy, will still deceive some humans to mix flesh with machines believing it will give them some superpowers and live longer (Eugenics and transhuman shit) infusing with AI... Still without God in it, it will fail.

Mumu comment, from a mumu african man that has accomplished absolutely nothing in life.

While others push the boundaries of human existence/knowledge. Kneegros like you self invoke fictional Jewish/Arab characters to deflect from your inability to create anything useful to the human race.

China would be number one soon.

We should all start learning how to speak Chinese for our benefit.

Now that the NPF has come out to debunk, we can factually say that it was indeed true that they killed that girl.

Poor girl. RIP to her.

No empathy for simps.

#Wasteman

#COYG. We got this gunners!

Failed Economy.

Failed State.

We don't care.

jaxxy:
Lol do u know the meaning of long standing I'm talking if more the 30/40 years collaboration on almost every sector. When did Russia and China start diplomatic relations? Lol

Google is ur friend.

My guy, you do not know what you are talking about. The US has never been a strategic partner of China. Trading partner, yes, strategic partner, HELL NO. The US and China has never collaborated in "almost every sector" as you put it. Perhaps you are confusing China with Japan.

Do some more research on this topic please and stop falling for nonsense propaganda.

The wall is undefeated.

Same Toke that would have been feeling ontop of the world in her early twenties wouldn't mind being the 4th wife to a baboon now

jaxxy:
Ask who's China's longest standing strategic partner?

Strategic partner? That has to be either Pakistan or Russia. What exactly is your point?

jaxxy:
They were being oppressed by Japan.. US helped fully emancipate China and they turn around to stay US in the back is beyond disgusting.

Israel has existed much longer than China..There are many ancient civilizations.

Tell me brody, which US propaganda outlet is feeding you these irrelevant/incomplete information?

You need to do more research on history from reliable sources next time.

Also this topic has nothing to do with Israel. We are comparing US. to China.

jaxxy:
China always confrontational even when they could be wrong.



China is not invisible. U keep hyping them and their inferior technology.

If US wakes up and pulls the plug on China they are going down. India is already been sort as a worthy alternative for China's cheap labour. Apple is already building a mega factory there. Then what will China have to brag about besides their knockoffs?

Ekuke thinking. You see the US as God that giveth and taketh abi?

FYI, China has existed for close to 5000 years. That is 4700 years them take senior America. They can and will survive without America as there are many other countries around the world willing to do business with them.

So this idiot called Trump removed tariffs on the products used by his billionaire big tech buddies, but kept tariffs on products used by small business owners

He is the epitome of the swamp he says he is trying to drain. I cannot tell the difference between him and Tinubu. Both criminal masterminds.

People are suffering and these idiots are only concerned with the next election cycle.

Anyway sha, na mumu full Nigeria, so, I expect you will still get votes.

Stating the obvious

Arostar2023:
Americans are still better than the Chinese in terms of respect for human life. They are better off with the Americans. Nature abhors vacuum... it's either they hand over those natural resources to people that can manage it, for security guarantees , than continue to give opportunities to all sorts of foreign and local illegal miners that sponsors violence in the region.

Anybody who still believes the bolded is a victim of CIA propaganda.

Look around history. There is literally zero! ZERO nations that America has lifted out of poverty. America steals wealth and gives nothing but propaganda in return.

lexy2014:
the president has been desperate to hand his country's vast resources over to the US in exchange for military support.

african leaders fight for power. when they get it, they have idea what to do with it

Indeed, a rather common occurrence in Africa.

I remember the previous long term ruler of the Congo - Mobutu - handing over the country to the French/Belgians (after killing Lumumba).

What did the Congo get after all those years of exploitation by the French/Belgians - absolutely nothing! The country is still a massive shithole.

Now they want new masters in the USA - the biggest exploiters on the planet.

Irredeemable.

Africa is such an embarrassing continent.

The US would never in a million years send back coup plotters to serve the "reminder" of their sentence (a.k.a go scott free) in Africa.

Only African leaders/nations are dumb enough to see this as a win.

obajoey:
Trump imposes tariffs on China, but spared Russia.

Russia is a friend to China, but Trump is befriending Russia while fighting China.

China will soon see Russia as a traitor befriending the enemy.

Trump wants to isolate both countries for easy penetration.

Dey play, you think say Russia na mumu?

You think they would forget that the USA spent billions arming their enemies in Ukraine which caused a lot of Russian soldiers lives?

If Trump thinks Russia would be friends with the US anytime soon, then he is absolutely DAFT.

APC captured state.

#Zoogeria

In an animal farm, some animals are more important than others. #Zoogeria

Just say medical check up.

Working visit my arse.